#Helium

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

oh so THAT'S why we can't inspect the photo

[elementcattos]

Everything you know is wrong

[cacartoon]

Patreon’s Elemental Forces Wallpaper

Thanks you patrons for giving permission to share :)

[inflatable-emo]

I love overinflating my guts so much <3 Nothing feels better than being able to slap it hard and hear how hollow my belly is inside, like a dodgeball :3c

[your-fave-is-being-blended]

helium

Helium from Real Life is being blended!!

You cannot save it.

Umm...

[officialish-cdc]

[marytimonyofficial]

mary timony in dream machine, 2000 (dir. brett vapnek)

[yourenumber1]

Your love lifts me up like helium ❤️💋🥰

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

hey that's pretty queer

[neongalaxiie]

Idea

a helium tank leak during a fight turns their voices squeaky

hero can’t stop laughing and joking around while villain tries to stay serious despite the squeakyness

Y'all the same Anon, ain't you 💀

Fine, I guess I'll try...

~~~

Hero glanced warily at the walls of the abandoned warehouse. The corrugated metal walls had long rusted over, and the entire structure creaked with the pounding wind outside.

"This is a terrible place to fight," Hero swallowed. They turned their attention to Villain, who was rooting though a wooden crate, clutching electronic bits and pieces and shoving them under their other arm. Villain straightened up and turned to Hero.

"Who said we need to fight?" they asked. "If I'm gonna be honest, I rather we not do it today, mainly on the account that you're not meant to be here."

A frown flashed across Hero's features. "Of course I'm meant to be here." They folded their arms. "Whatever you're doing is illegal."

Villain hummed and returned to the crate. They picked out another partially stripped wire, inspecting it, and adding it to their growing pile. "Shows how much you know about the law."

"You're stealing."

"The place has been abandoned for years."

"It doesn't matter."

"I'm cleaning out the junk. It's a public service."

"I can get you on proper public service if you come with me quietly."

Villain snorted and set their treasures beside the crate with a clatter. They stood up and faced Hero with clenched teeth. "Leave me alone."

"You need to--"

"I'm not gonna tell you twice, Hero," Villain warned, clenching their fists.

"Oh." Hero narrowed their eyes, and a crackle of electricity played around their tensed hands. "So, you are willing to fight."

Villain scowled, and a ring of crystal shards appeared behind them. Raising their hand, the shards speared themselves through the air, shattering against the concrete where Hero had been a moment before.

"You gotta be faster than that," Hero taunted, sending a barrel of electricity directly for Villain. The other raised a crystal shield, absorbing some the energy. Once the shield cracked, Villain broke it apart at the seams and hurled the pieces toward Hero.

Hero dodged again, using a bolt to splinter a stray projectile into harmless pieces. The other shards flew into the wall and the old machinery against the wall, leaving dents wherever they struck. Hero stopped and poised themselves as the entire building creaked again.

"Uh, Villain?" Hero was getting worried now. "We should stop."

Villain didn't stop. "No, why should we?" They summoned crystal after crystal, targeting Hero, who tried to diminish each one before they struck. "You're the one who wanted a fight. You can't back out of once you lose the upper hand." Another ring of shards surrounded Villain, and they flew toward Hero at unpredictable trajectories.

Hero dove out of the way with a grunt, nicking a shard. The remaining crystals raced into the rusted hardware against the wall, puncturing a fuel engine. A giant explosion blew out the side of the machine, toppling over a large, rusted gas tank beside it.

Hero got up, rubbing their chest as the tank hit the ground, buckling one if its rusted panels and releasing the gas with a hisss. The pair took a few instinctive steps away.

"Well," Hero said after a couple breaths. They planted their hands on their hips. "At least it wasn't flammable." They glanced back to Villain and released another bolt of energy. Villain sidestepped and hurled another javelin-like crystal toward a laughing Hero.

"Hey, Villain," Hero chirped after the crystal shattered behind them. "Is it alright if you don't try to kill me for--" Hero stopped, made eye contact with Villain and doubled over with high-pitched giggles.

"What--?" Villain muttered, and found their own voice had gone squeaky. They frowned at Hero, who had lost all remaining sanity. "It's a bit of helium, settle down."

Hero wiped a tear from their eye. "Y-you're voice, it's--" They erupted into another round of laughter, clutching their stomach. Their knees buckled, and they tumbled to the ground, gasping in between titters. They rolled onto their back to stare up at the bright overheard lights through blurry eyes, until Villain's face filled their vision.

"You know you're hopeless, right?" Villain tsked in disappointment. A few more chuckles escaped Hero. "You should never have destroyed that tank."

"Um, ack-shuh-lly," Hero grinned, raising a finger and pushing a pair of imaginary glasses up their nose. "You were the one that attacked it."

"If you hadn't gotten out of the way, this never would've happened."

Hero smiled, shutting their eyes. "I'd take the alternative any day."

"Whatever." Villain moved away from Hero, gathering their things up from beside the crate. "The fight is over anyway. I hope you have the night you deserve."

Hero lay on the ground for a few minutes more -- or was it a few hours? Whichever it was, when they got up again, the Villain was gone.

[inflatable-emo]

(Follow-up to my last post~)

This is what happens when you don't burp the baby ùwú Their massive gassy farts get backed up and stuck inside their bloated belly <3

Need somebody to help give tender belly rubs and help me push out this huge belly ache >/w/< I feel so big and pregnant <3

[wedarkacademia]

If I am ever caught in the wrong place at the wrong time, just being alive and not bothering anyone,

I hope I am greeted with the same kind of mercy.” ― Rudy Francisco, Helium

[authenticity2025]

I hope I haven't already driven past my greatest moments. I hope there is something beautiful on the horizon that's just as impatient as I am. Something so eager, It wants to meet me halfway. Rudy Francisco, Helium

[tasteofgasoline]

Mary Timony and arguably one of the most inventive bands of the 90s.

Helium

1994

[marytimonyofficial]

mary timony & james iha