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Are two and Mar ever getting engaged (they should)
Soda pulled out the note and tilted his head.
āHhhm. Hey, Pone, you know anything about Two and that soc girl he's got?ā
āMarcia? I know of 'em.ā Ponyboy looked up from his notebook. āWhat about it?ā
Soda shrugs, and smiles a bit. āYou hear if they're plannin' to get hitched anytime soon?ā
āOh, brother.ā Ponyboy rolls his eyes playfully. āSeems like all Two-Bit does talk about it. Yet he still avoids her. You should see how sad Marcia gets at school, though.ā
Soda nods, staring at the note again. āHm...So I'll take that as a maybe.ā
Ponyboy raises his eyebrow. āWas that the question?ā
āYeah!ā Soda shows Ponyboy the note. āI mean, I already knew Two yapped about it quite a bit. But, whether if they actually are...?ā
Ponyboy hummed. āYeah, I get what yer sayin'.ā
Tough to say. Two-Bit does a lot of talking and not a lot of doin'. He and Marcia are goin' steady, and as far as I know he talks to his mama about her a lot too.
I think they should too, though! Really, I mean you should see how cute of a couple they are!
I mean, they ain't exactly the most PUBLIC relationship... they keep behind closed doors a whole lot. Socs n' greasers being together is still frowned upon.
But I sure hope some day Two takes that ring he got from his mama and puts it on Marcia's finger some day. We'll party like no other when that happens!
#ā Maybe? Hopefully?#ā We can cross fingers on it!#ā They sure are a real cute couple. I'd like to see Two-Bit try n' stuff himself in a suit.#ā Now that'd be a hoot. Ha!#you know who else does a lot of talking and not a lot of doing#yyyeaaaah#yeaaaaaaaaahhh#I'm looking at soda AND steve#he's clueless#they both are really
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no wifi can't stop me from saying even Logan knew Charles and Erik loved each other
#and that motherfucker is OBLIVIOUS#he's CLUELESS#doesn't know shit about shit#except that gaydar#for genuine reasons this is in teasing. I saw a cherik edit with Logan#if i said this in The Other App i might unleash dudebros on myself again lol#wolverine#logan howlett
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This guy being so worried about Mong-woo that he runs over to his friend to try to help is great:
I don't think he has any freaking idea what is going on, but he's so helpful.
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I implore you -Nay, I beg you - to please use Gaara's lack of social tact and grace to mercilessly and unapologetically ROAST him in your fics.
Example:
Gaara's Daughter, sending him a photo of the child she JUST delivered: "Father, meet your very first grandson, born at 7lb, 4oz. He's healthy and happy and we can't wait to bring him home to meet his family!!!"
Gaara, who's in a meeting but elated at the news, texts back without thinking: "OK"
Daughter: *Radio Silence*
~15 minutes later~
Gaara, runs out of meeting to call his daughter: "Sweetheart, how are you?! How is the baby?! What room are you in, I am coming right now"
Also Gaara: *Suddenly dismayed why everyone on the other side of the phone is hooting, hollering and mocking him"
Daughter, laughing in hysterics: "WHO THE HELL TEXTS 'OK' TO A PICTURE OF THEIR FIRST GRANDCHILD?"
#gaara#lol#he's clueless#but he loves his family#just can't text#also I got this from a screen shot of a text I saw eons ago#funny#sand siblings
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Must've been the wind...
What? What was the wind?
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have you encountered a full black suit? or havenāt you?
A what now? Do you mean like, if I have my own suit that's in black? You sound like your talking about a living black suit. Suits don't live do they?
Anyways, no I don't have any black suits. I prefer my usual dark red and dark blue suit. If I go for a dark red and black suit it'll make me look like 'Pool.
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you know what i think. if bokuto had a wood chopping instagram/tiktok he'd literally have the exact same following as that thor guy that chops wood. like he'd do the belt trick and everything but not because he knows it's sexy, because he thinks it's fun and the fans seem to like it
what are your thoughts on this
hello my wonderful moot!
honestly i fw this take so heavily. wood chopping bo is canon. and i feel like he would do it with his shirt off too because he's a HIMBO. (love him) and yes his comments would be thirsting over him and he would have no idea and continue chopping wood like "š"
#i love him#he's clueless#poor guy :(#hes the type of guy to not understand a joke until 15 minutes later#hes got the spirit though
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Ah, Mercury. His social skills have a long way to go.
#my art#brainrotau#i love their dynamic once they actually learn to tolerate each other#Sofie is trying to help him improve his social skills#mercury has never received a compliment in his life#lord help him#he's clueless#sofie#mercury#stardroidmercury#stardroids#doodle#sketch#mmbn#mmbnAU#mmbnoc#oc#still refining mercury's design in my AU#it likely has a long way to go#how did ariga color him in originally my god what a legend#incorrect quotes
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Take Me Back
For Bo-Katan Week Day 3: Bo-Katan & Satine Pairing: Bo-Katan Kryze & Satine Kryze Characters: Bo-Katan Kryze, Satine Kryze, Darth Maul, Obi-Wan Kenobi, The Mythosaur Warnings: a pretty halfassed fight scene, my own horrid dialogue, time travel ���fix itā that I had no idea how to end Notes: I hated everything else I wrote for today so I dug through my WIPS to find something else I could turn⦠and yeah, ending this was a LOT harder than I was expecting. I had no idea how to make them interact properly, and I think thatās pretty obvious, I am also still working on figuring out Satineās character and how to portray her. Same with Maul, he just would not come to me at all. Second Note: I started overthinking this one, and deleted it, but with some revision I think I can like it. It's just one of those weeks, hating everything my brain is coming up with lmao Summary: "A family reunion," He drawled with a slow chuckle, shoulders shaking with the mirth in his voice. Bo-Katan looked to the figure that was Satine, letting all the pieces click in her head. Satine was about to die, but... something brought her here, to this moment. The Mythosaur signet on Bo-Katan's shoulder burned, through the metal and through the flight suit, as if it were branding its sigil into her skin from the outside. Word Count: 3758
Bo-Katan had been running after an Imperial when it happened, a stifling feeling of an increased electrical current, the smell of something burning, and then the floor was falling from under her feet. It took only a few seconds in this weird limbo she'd found herself in, though she had the feelings she'd been there for years. When she came out of the other side and the charge had dissipated, it was not to the sight of the collapsed Imperial corridor, but the old throne room in Sundari. Her shoulder hit the carpet first, beskar scraping against the floor and several voices calling out in confusion. The Niteowl skid for a few feet before her body came to a stop. Through aching muscles and joints, the redhead was able to push herself up in time to face down a dozen Shadow Collective's blasters, the sight of The Duchess Satine, clutching at her throat and struggling to take in deep breaths from where she'd been dropped, a startled looking Obi-Wan Kenobi, and the dar'jetti, Maul, holding the ignited Darksaber. "Maul," She growled from under her helmet, hands still pressed into the floor as her fingers flexed. Venom dripped thick from her tone, his orange yellow eyes studying her, before yellowed teeth pulled into a crooked smile. "A family reunion," He drawled with a slow chuckle, shoulders shaking with the mirth in his voice. Bo-Katan looked to the figure that was Satine, letting all the pieces click in her head. Satine was about to die, but... something brought her here, to this moment. The Mythosaur signet on Bo-Katan's shoulder burned, through the metal and through the flight suit, as if it were branding its sigil into her skin from the outside. "demagolka," She spat, reaching to smack the closest blaster to her face out of the way before rising to her feet, knees popping in protest as she focused her gaze on maul. She reached up to pull her helmet off, eyes narrowing into slits as she stared hard at the dar'jetti who took enough away, before she could realize what any of it meant to her.
She could feel several sets of eyes on her, and could even hear Rookās voice amongst the others. The last time sheād seen all of them, she hadnāt even been twenty, now, she was pushing forty-four, and looked every bit of it too. The redhead inhaled slow through her nose. It was her anger that had spurred some of her worst decisions, and sheād needed to be quick and clean.
She also needed to find out what her purpose was here, but with the pulling feeling in her gut towards her oriāvod, she could put just enough pieces together.
Maul studied her with a sharp gaze, curiosity peaking as he took slow, deliberate steps closer. Her shoulders squared and her chin raised as she stared at him, keeping herself aware of the tip of the dark saberās burning blade, and the dozen blasters readied on her form.
Bo-Katan kept herself level with him, a refusal to back down, she wouldnāt, couldnāt with so much on the line. āYou wouldnāt turn down a challenge, would you?ā Bo spoke at last, weight shifting between her feet. Murmurs broke out around them. The Shadow Collective followed Maul because he had won his challenge against Pre. Of course, Pre had the dark saber, and Maul had his dual bladed saber, whereas all she had were the weapons sheād taken on her person to hunt Imperials.
The smile that pulled onto his lips was dangerous, surely talking himself into a guaranteed win. And how great would it be, to make the Duchess Satine suffer, before killing her and making Kenobi suffer more? āIt would be my pleasure to accept,ā His words were slow and honeyed, like a Strill that scented a wounded animal.
He began circling, so Bo-Katan did the same, though she halted once she stood in front of Satine. Hopefully, Kenobi could whip something together to free himself and get to her, while she kept Maul occupied.
Maul moved like a bolt of lightning, the dark saber swinging towards her as if it was weightless. There was a brief moment where raw fuel dumped from her jetpack before her thrusters engaged and she was shooting into the air, avoiding the edge of the blade and raining fire where she was as the dumped fuel ignited.
She landed behind him, managing to turn and jam her elbow into the small of his back before he could swing around to meet her. The shove of the force was enough to knock her back, knee pads scraping and sparking against the metal floor as she slid once more. The momentum of her slide gave her the ability to get her foot up behind her when sheād halted, which gave her the footing she needed to avoid the arc of the dark saber as it cut through the air from where sheād been standing.
In the corner of her eye, she caught Kenobi inching his way across the throne room, towards Satine, who was still struggling to catch her breath and trying to get moving herself, while being entirely focused on the fight in front of her.
Maul stopped pressing his attack, opting to resume the circling as he gazed at her like a puzzle he needed to figure out. āYou know something,ā His head tilted to the side, for a moment, she could feel his fear.
Ahsoka had taught her once how to close her mind off to a powerful Jetti, she just had to remember how to apply it, now that she was in a world where they were a threat once more. āI know a lot of things,ā Her brow twitched as she tried to remember all of the stories Ahsoka had shared with her.
āI know about your master,ā His footsteps paused and his lip twitched. āI know about your brother,ā Grief and anger flared in his eyes tenfold. āI know about whatās coming, too,ā
She knew the clones that she would bring to Mandalore would turn on the Jetti and her own people, knew that Maul had escaped Ahsoka after theyād apprehended him, and she knew that the galaxy would fall into ruin, that the planet she was standing on would be destroyed time and time again, and that she would somehow live to see its reformation.
āThen you know what must be done?ā
āI know that this,ā Her arm spread across the throne room, to the horned helmets of the shadow collective, and to the man helping her dead sister to her feet. āIs nothing. You canāt stop him,ā A small frown tugged at her lips as she thought back to a conversation with Ahsoka. āYou canāt stop whatās coming, as much as I can stop what happened,ā But maybe that wasnāt true, she was standing here, where two decades prior, sheād been newly reformed and trying to do good, where sheād faced the death of her sister, and tried to make up for her parts.
āI canāt stop myself from leaving,ā Her head turned to Satine, āJust like you canāt stop your mother from giving you away,ā Maulās breaths were coming in deep, each exhale a growl in the air. āBut there is something I can stop, and thatās you.ā
The force wrapped around her throat like an old friend. When her feet lifted off the floor, she did not kick to find the surface, though her hands did raise to meet the invisible power that was pressing in and restricting her breathing. Yellow-green eyes did not leave the red-rimmed yellow of the Sithās, even as black spots began dancing in her vision.
Her fist squeezed the moment she heard commotion in the background and the ignition of a lightsaber. The grappling wire winded inside of her gauntlet shot out, causing Maul to drop her to the ground in order to deflect the speeding hook at the end.
Sheād hit the ground hard, but it hadnāt been her first time falling, she was sure it wouldnāt be her last. Something metallic skidded across the ground, before she could think, her hand was wrapping around the hilt of a lightsaber, and the blue blade was springing to life in time to counter the reality altering darkness of Maulās stolen saber.
Their eyes met over the spark of the blades. Hers, a vision of determination, his, a sick and twisted amusement of a man playing with his toys. Her grip shifted as she pressed forward, the dark saber sliding against the blue of Kenobiās blade. Once sheād broken their standoff, she turned to catch his next swing low near her leg. The next shot glanced off her chest plate, searing through the paint, before swinging harmlessly to the side.
The tip of her borrowed blade cut through just the edge of his prosthetic leg, though the sound of hydraulics hissing as pressurized air escaped the mechanics was unmistakable. A smirk pulled onto strained lips at the twist of his face when his weight was forced to shift, leaving him unbalanced. āYou canāt defeat me,ā He snarled in a poisonous tone, teeth bared as he changed his grip along the rectangular hilt of the darksaber.
āIām not supposed to,ā Bo agreed as she stepped back, creating more distance between herself and the darājetti, while also putting her back to Satine, who had picked up the battle-scarred helmet sheād dropped on the floor just minutes prior. āThatās not why I was sent back,ā She said without hesitancy. She would never be the one to kill Maul, even if the desire to spill his blood had still kept her awake most nights.
And maybe his future would change, without The Duchess Satineās death on his hands, maybe all of theirs would, with Satine saved, without Obi-Wan having to face her death, without Bo-Katan trying to figure out how to stand on her own for the first time, to see a leader who wanted change without having to die for it.
The next time Maul pushed an offensive, his damaged leg scraping against the polished stone floor, Bo-Katan shoved herself back, out of his reach. Kenobiās saber deactivated as she propelled herself between the two ghosts. āGrab on,ā She snapped to them both, kicking off the ground to aid in the propulsion of three times the normal weight. They wouldnāt get far, but if her memory served her right, the Niteowls would be waiting outside to press an attack that would have come too late.
Glass shattered around them as they broke the barrier, red and yellow plasma being traded across the breaking battlefield. In her periphials, Bo-Katan could note herself, to some uncanny degree, who was staring down the trio through her rangefinder.
Boās head turned to the side, towards Satine as they shot through the air so no one would need to see her face. Her helmet was still tucked in Satineās grasp, the paint pressing against her abdomen, hiding it from view of the Niteowls around them.
They landed heavily on one of the manufactured platforms, where Bo once again felt the harsh reality of what these jumps were doing to her aging knees. Her ass hit the durasteel hard once she released Obi-Wan and Satine, a hand immediately running through her hair as she took the moments reprieve to look at the world Mandalore used to be around her.
āItās been so long,ā Her voice was barely audible over the sounds of blaster fire and explosions detonating around them. Satine stood before her, weight shifting between her feet as she studied the helmet in her hands. The familiar smell of an electric charge singed her nostrils once more, and fearing their separation, Bo-Katan forced herself to her feet, reaching to grasp Satineās arm with a mild hesitancy, partially afraid that this would be the moment she woke up. āSatine, Iā¦ā She had never thought about what to say to her Oriāvod if given the chance, because it would have been impossible.
āBo,ā Satineās voice was gentle, despite the thick tension and anxiety strung in the simple single syllable. Bo-Katan hated how her name on Satineās tongue made her want to drop.
āThe enemy of my enemy is my friend,ā Bo blurted, though her lips pulled in a smile where the nostalgia would only make sense for her, for Satine, these words were spoken mere hours ago, not decades. āBut sheās also my oriāvod, and Iām sorry I took that from you,ā
The acrid burning smell grew more potent as Satine reached out. Gentle hands caressed a rough face, which Bo-Katan readily leaned into. āI tried so hard⦠to be nothing like you, I tried so hard that I lost who I was,ā Her nose crinkled, brows forming a knot as she turned her eyes downcast. āI think I figured it out now, Iām not you, and Iām not Pre⦠but Iām something,ā A sorrowful smile as the feeling of the floor lifted.
This time, instead of meeting hard ground on the other side, Bo-Katan felt water on all sides, completely submerged. Holding her hand, however, was Satine Kryze, out of place with the Mandāalorās helmet on her head, the light clicked on and shifting over their new terrain.
Air bubbles escaped Bo-Katanās mouth as oxygen became a sought after necessity, though she found that no matter how hard she kicked her legs, she could not move.
āThere are events that cannot be changed, but there can be allowances,ā A deep voice boomed, reverberating more through her skull than the underwater cavern around her. Boās legs stopped kicking in the water as her headlamp illuminated the dark yellow and seaweed green of the Mythosaurās giant iris, aimed right at the sisters. āThere is much to learn, and much more to prepare for, this is all I can give you,ā
This time, the electric charge manifested itself as a current in the water, one that singed and burned, but propelled the two women to the surface of the Living Waters. Bo hit the ground first, sopping body dragging mud up her side as she struggled for air once more. A weight smashed into her chest, emerging from the water shortly after herself. The lip of her own helmet smacked into her head, earning a sharp expletive from the sputtering redhead.
The Kryze sisters lay like that for some time, chests heaving through ragged breaths. Satine was small on her chest, smaller than Bo-Katan could ever remember her Oriāvod, though, she did do a lot of growing since her death.
āSatine?ā Bo croaked out at last, urging the woman to sit up and remove the helmet with a quiet hiss. The helmet was passed over and forgotten as she caught sight of the understandably overwhelmed sight of her sister sitting across from her.
āWhat was that?ā The first words out of Satineās mouth had laughter barking past Bo-Katanās lips, frame shaking as she hunched over herself.
āThatās it?ā Bo questioned once the laughter died down, a smile still on her lips. She felt happier, at least, more so than she had even after earning the respect of their combined people, and reinstating Mandalore.
āThere are many things to question, that just so happens to be the first of them all,ā Satine huffed as she crossed her arms over her chest. The confusion and anger was understandable, Satine was meant to die, all those years ago, and now here she was, three hours out of the Mandalorian prison cell, mere miles from its old location amongst the ruins, two decades later.
āThatā¦ā Bo paused, resting her elbow on her knee as she gazed into the water nearby. āThat would be a Mythosaur, the Mythosaur? Iāve only seen the one down thereā¦ā
āMythosaur,ā Satineās brows furrowed in a way similar to Bo-Katanās, a knuckle forming between her brows as her nose scrunched up. āI thought the living waters were shallow?ā
āThe⦠well, the bombs really opened it up, there were caverns below,ā
Bo-Katan was cut off immediately. āBombs?ā
Shifting in her place, Bo rose to her feet once more, despite the many protests from every part of her body that had been thrown around. āThis isnāt the best place to talk about it⦠I... can I take you back to my place?ā
With hesitance, Satine agreed to follow the strange version of Bo-Katan. āJust⦠put my helmet back on, ignore the comms⦠if anyone asks, youāre a foundling- Just until we figure this out,ā
They only ran into The Armorer on their way to her home, and while the blacksmith was curious and hesitant, she did not question Bo-Katanās statement on her new foundling, only nodding her head at the promises to explain later, before the pair was back on their way to the surface level homes.
Satineās head moved around the landscape with something akin to awe, though, Bo-Katan wouldnāt be surprised if mortification was more of a leading emotion. āWhere are we?ā
āMandaloreās been through a lot,ā Bo-Katan returned with a somber look as they passed recently rebuilt city streets. New domes in much smaller sizes dotted the surface to protect the rebuilding cities from the warring storms outside.
They stepped inside of the small cabin that Bo-Katan called home to be instantly greeted by the sewer drake that Bo-Katan had grown to call her foundling. Akaan threw himself at Bo, who stumbled under the weight as she wrapped her arms around him. āHey! Diākut! Down!ā She called, even though a smile pulled at her lips and laughter filled the small living space as a forked tongue swiped across her cheek.
When Akaan calmed, Bo-Katan lowered him to the ground, where he pranced and sniffed around the surprisingly calm stature of Satine. He didnāt seem on alert by her presence, but the lack of snacks and excited attention bored him enough to have him trotting back to the bedroom in the back. āThat was Akaan⦠The rest of his species isnāt as friendly, but heās harmless.ā
There was an awkwardness between them as Bo-Katanās helmet was once more removed from Satineās head, where she could see the intent gaze of the woman searching for answers. āIām going to grab a drink, do you need a drink? I have some Tihaar left over,ā She turned quickly for the small corner that made up the kitchen, just a small propane burner and a bucket of water, with shelves full of different ingredients and items (mostly bacta, she kept it all over the place these days) strewn in no particular order. Two mostly clean glasses were poured as the redhead busied herself under Satineās gaze.
āBo,ā Satine finally broke the nervous energy that was her little (older? Bigger?) sister. āWhat happened to Mandalore?ā The pair finally sat at the rickety small table in the space, Bo pushing aside data pads and gear to clear away some room.
āI told you, I messed up,ā Boās posture in her seat was defeated and open, her gaze refused to look away from the golden liquid in her glass. āMandalore fell, I led our people to ruin. Maul⦠he killed you, itās what I just,ā A pause and an empty hand gesture. āStopped.ā The glass was raised to her lips, though instead of drinking, she spoke against the cool material. āI asked the republic for help, to lay Siege on Mandalore and stop Maul⦠It worked for maybe an hour, then, the Republic fellā¦ā
Finally, she drank, throwing back the burning liquid in one gulp. She still did not look at Satine, as she turned the glass in her hands and tried to avoid the urge to break it. āThe Empire rose from the ashes of the Republic, Korkie was killed, I surrendered⦠I was betrayed, Mandalore was destroyed,ā Her voice was thick with emotion as she tried to find the fastest way to sum everything up. āI went into isolation on Kalevala, a good friend dragged me out. Our home was bombed too⦠I accidentally joined a cult,ā Both women feigned smiles at that. āTurns out they werenāt as bad as I thought⦠Turns out I wasnāt as bad as they thought,ā Still a point up for discussion, in her view, but if they wanted to follow her after everything, she wouldnāt disappoint, not again.
āThe dark saber was destroyed, Mandalore was reunited⦠Thereās no more civil war, not between ourselves anymore⦠Weāre still fighting back the Empire and what remains after their Battle Stations were destroyed, but... weāre thriving again?ā
āWow,ā Satine blinked at the information given, her hand reaching out to rest on Bo-Katanās knee (When did her leg start bouncing? She had no idea, though it stilled under her touch immediately). āThere is surely much more detail than you are giving me now, though?ā
Bo nodded her head as she reached to refill her glass. āThere is⦠Though I⦠will need time to tell you the whole story.ā
āWe have that now, it seems,ā Blue eyes looked around the small home, at the trinkets that Bo had only started to recently acquire from the foundlings and apprentices sheād given insight to. āIām not sure what to say,ā
āI know now how hard things were for you, for trying to keep Mandalore alive, and Iām sorry I made it harder. Iāll never understand the pacifistic ideals you wanted, because I am good at war, but⦠there was a lot I managed to learn from just the idea of youā¦āĀ Bo set her glass on the table so she could rest her hand over top of Satineās. āI canāt take back what Iāve done, and I canāt stand on the same points as you and say I can understand, but... Maybe with this chance I can show you,ā What she would show Satine? That was a list she did not know. She would show her the Great Forge, the training arenas, the new galaxy as a whole. She would show her Din Djarinās home on Nevarro, and the lives of Mandalorians all across the world, and she would show her that she was trying to keep growing from the Death Watch Terrorist sheād last known of her.
āI look forward to it,ā Satine cut through the racing of her thoughts once more as her hand squeezed Boās. The redhead relaxed, partially, before realization dawned. āThe Children of the Watch are going to be upset, Iām calling Ahsoka, and⦠probably Ursa,ā
#bo katan kryze#satine kryze#the mandalorian#darth maul#obi-wan kenobi#he's clueless#and just kind of there#bo katan week#bkw 2023
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Sonic what is your relationship like with the other ofa blog members?
Who?
You guys must be speaking some kind of other language or somethin', cuz I ain't got a clue what you're talking about.
Who are these "ofa" people supposed to be anyways?
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JL finding out bat secrets, but it's in the most simple ways.
Barry: how old do you think Robin is?
Oliver: you met him last week, he's like 12
Barry: yeah but like, he was 14-ish when we started the justice league
Hal: maybe he's an immortal vampire like batman
Nightwing: that's ridiculous
Hal: we have aliens and gods on this team. Why not vampires?!
Wally: can't be immortal if he was 14 then but 12 now
Barry: I've cracked it, there's more than one
Oliver: Your genius amazes and astounds
Barry: So the first Robin should be like 30 by now
Dick: WHAT
Dick: 30! IM 26
Dick now in crisis: I AM NOT THAT OLD YET
Barry: Hold on, wha-
*Wally silently laughing at Dick despite them being almost the same age*
Oliver: Were you Robin?!?!?!
Dick: I can't believe this betrayal! It's called mid 20's and you're no longer invited to Christmas Ollie!
Oliver: I was invited to your Christmas!?!
Wally: Well, not anymore you're not
Hal: Can I come?
Dick: that's up to Batman
Hal:...
Dick: Coward, this is why you aren't invited to family Christmas
Barry: YOURE RELATED TO BATMAN?!
Oliver: I WAS INVITED TO BATMANS FAMILY CHRISTMAS?!?!?!
#batman comics#batman#justice league#JL learning about the batfam#batfam#dcu#dc universe#dc comics#nightwing#robin#wally west#barry allen#hal jordan#oliver queen#they find out nightwing was robin#oliver so clueless he doesnt know he works with his godson#nephew?#other term for a close familial adult figure but isnt actually related at all#and the extent of their relationship is being invited for christmas and telling embarrassing stories about your dad from their college days
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Jason refusing to admit that Bruce and him are alike, while Bruce being oblivious to their raging similarity is the funniest case scenario ever.
Tim, waking up after a nap, and seeing a familiar big figure standing with his back to him: Hey, Jason.
Bruce, turning around, confused: Jason left an hour ago.
Tim: ...Sorry, you look like twins
Bruce, sighing: I wish. But we are not, really.
Tim: ??????
Some goon, shivering from fear: B-Batman, please, spare me!
Red Hood, leaving the shadow, even madder than before: Do I look like fucking Batman to you, man?
Goon: I-I mean, when you are standing in the darkness with your arms on your chest, and say "Now, talk"ā
Red Hood, irritated: One word, and I am putting a bullet in your empty head.
Goon: Yesss, sir.
Damian, staring as everyone in the house first put cereal in the bowl, and then add milk, while Jason and Bruce demonstratively (and obliviously) do it in the opposite order in the perfect synchronisation: Why do theyā
Alfred, shaking his head: Please, don't point it out, Master Damian. Either way, they will start arguing, and Master Jason will instantly teach himself to do it in the opposite way.
Damian, rolling his eyes: Whatever.
Dick: So, do you all know that Bruce and Jason refuse to admit that they are alike?
Everyone: (nod)
Dick, smirking: I fucked up Bruce's files and Jason's guns in the span of a minute...
Everyone: Why would you do thatā
Bruce and Jason, from the opposite sides of manor, in the same furious voice: RICHARD JOHN GRAYSON
Dick: ...Just to demonstrate to you THIS. Now, if you don't mind, I'll go get back to Blüdhaven.
#Bruce was oblivious in the beginning then he learned the more he acts clueless the more everyone tells him that they are alike#and he is happy#Jason gets flustered about it more than mad once their relationship start fixing#Dick gifts them a shirt with ātwiniesā written on it once#Jason flies from the country with Outlaws for month after that#jason todd#red hood#dcu comics#dc universe#batman#dcu#bruce wayne#batfamily#batfam#dick grayson#tim drake#damian wayne#alfred pennyworth
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Thanks for sharing.
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#the dark urge#dragonborn dark urge#gale dekarios#shadowheart#durge#i like gale.. hes completely clueless about how effed up he is#my art#sketches#default durge
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helena waiting for mark to kiss her VS mark who never made the first move on anyone in his life also waiting to be kissed


#so funny how she thought he'd do something. he's more clueless than she is!!!#severance#severance spoilers
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DP x DC Prompt.
Deadserious
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>Danny had a problem. He thought he handled it well. He couldn't tell his civillian boyfriend of his half-dead status.
He definitely couldn't let him find out by being summoned by some culty wannabes who wanted to rule the world.
Easy solution: Volunteer to be the sacrifice, turn his eyes green, and act like a Royal prick and powerful being. Get rescued by one of Gothams 50 vigilantes. And claim no memory.
Boom, secret identity underwraps.
He didn't expect everyone to treat him so fragile after.
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Damian also had a problem. That problem, being his civilian boyfriend, was obviously possessed by a spirit of the ghastly ghost king and was utterly clueless about it.
And it was all his fault.
Danny Fenton was the next June Moore/ Enchantress. Except he was hosting one of the most powerful beings in the universe.
And that lovable idiot had no damn idea about it.
#dpxdc#dc x dp#dp x dc prompt#damian wayne#deadserious#theyre both clueless#everyone is confused#Danny is phantoms host#or so the JL and damian believe#in reality hes just an idiot
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I want Dick to have a realisation that Bruce is Old.
Just looking up at him one day reading case files and squinting at the small letters or some shit and like a lightning bolt coming from the heavens it becomes clear that his Dad's hair is more gray than black at this point, and he has wrinkles on his face. He didn't have wrinkles before. When did those get there? In his head, B is still the same "barely adult" man who brought him home when he was 9. But it's been 20 years since then, and they both kept ageing even tho he didn't really pay attention to it until now. And it's not necessarily a bad thing, but it's a thing, and he has to come to terms with that.
Idk maybe I'll do art for this when I have time and motivation...
UPDATE: the art is here!
#I just think that would be nice#and also#dick was his first kid#I'm convinced he was clueless all the way through#now with damian and duke he does so much better#but dick still remembers when he asked about the tooth fairy#and Bruce stared at him for a solid minute#before he went āyou still believe in that?ā#he apologised#but still#batman#dc batman#bruce wayne#dick grayson#the first robin#robin#nightwing#batfam#midnight toughts
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