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@wolfstarmicrofic March 29 – prompt 29: Memory Potion – word count 434
Memory Potion - Enhances the drinker’s memory
Remus had always loved the Library. It was quiet and cozy in there, and you could study all you wanted. He usually ended up meeting Lily there and they would go over their homework, quizzing each other and eating snacks when Madam Pince was looking the other way. But normally their afternoons didn’t include a lost-looking Sirius Black who kept walking past their table in apparent search of who knew what.
“Did I get it right?”
Remus looked away from where Sirius was reaching for one of the highest shelves, his shirt riding up to reveal the antlers he had tattooed on his lower back.
“What?” he said.
“The question you just asked me?” Lily frowned at him.
“Oh. Right,” Remus looked down at his Potions book. “Yeah, of course.”
“My turn then.”
Remus nodded and looked up only to see Sirius lean on a desk nearby, a book open in his hands, licking his lips in concentration.
“Remus?”
“What?”
“Memory Potion,” Lily said. “Ingredients. Go.”
Remus frowned, trying to recall what Slughorn had explained in class a couple of days before. He looked at Sirius again, only to find him slowly licking one of his fingers to turn a page and quickly looked up at the ceiling, hoping his brain would get back on track, but nothing came.
“I… Don’t remember?” he grimaced.
“You should have some, you need it today,” Lily snorted. “I’ll help you, the first ingredient is, weirdly enough for wizards, peppermint.”
“Peppermint,” Remus repeated.
He looked away from their desk repeating the word under his breath only to see Sirius move to some shelves and bend down to reach a book and his mouth fell open.
“For fuck’s sake, Remus!”
His head snapped back to look at Lily, who rolled her eyes.
“Just go,” she waved her hand. “You won’t do anything good today, might as well be doing Black.”
“Hey,” Remus frowned.
“Go,” Lily shook her head. “You’re so lovestruck it’s disgusting. Some of us are trying to study here.”
Remus chuckled and quickly gathered his things, springing to his feet and following Sirius to the bookshelves he had disappeared behind.
“Hey Moony,” Sirius smiled when Remus caught up with him in the furtherest corner by the Restricted Section. “Finished studying already?”
Remus rolled his eyes and quickly grabbed him by the waist, pushing him against the shelves.
“As if you didn’t walk around just to distract me all this time,” he said before crushing their mouths together.
Five minutes later, they were being chased out of the Library by an outraged Madam Pince. It was worth it.
#Lily is savage I love her#also making out in your school's library is great would totally recommend#Sirius knew exactly what he was doing and he didn't regret it one bit#he's a little shit and I love him#wolfstar#wolfstar microfic#remus lupin#sirius black#remus x sirius#sirius x remus#marauders#marauders era#lily evans#the marauders#the marauders era#just writing (like i'm supposed to live)
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Macaque spent the whole season Big-Damn-Hero-ing and was NOT happy about it xD
#lmk season 5 spoilers#lmk spoilers#lmk season 5#lego monkie kid#lmk#macaque#liu'er mihou#six eared macaque#sun wukong#monkey king#qi xiaotian#mk#li jing#anyone else find it interesting that in english the 'macaque' part of his name comes first#but in chinese the 'six-ears' part comes first? so the way he's called by name in the different dubs has slightly different vibes#i can't quantify 'em tho :/ am not a vibeologist#Macaque was this season's biggest GOAT#like he's very petty about it but he cares about mk and swk SO. MUCH.#(well ok the petty is mostly aimed at swk)#which: fair#POV: everything is going to shit and you are currently the only celestial monkey NOT being re-traumatized or gaslight by celestial beings#macaque's gonna start rolling up to beach parties with a shirt that says:#I Saved The Monkey King's Arse Several Times And All I Got Was An Almost-Hand-Holding-Moment And This Stupid Shirt#MK NOOOOOOOOO#im a fucking wreck that's their KID. he's their BOY. their little BRO HE'S THEIR KID OKAY AND THEY LOVE HIM ENOUGH TO FISTFIGHT THE GODS#which i guess is a little easier since they can win those fights actually#not explicitly shadowpeach#but oh it is there. lurking. waiting to strike#lion king reference! :D
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pls pls heard me out...FIDDLESTAN! <3
ok, i got this ask ten days ago, and I've been thinking about it ever since. Because I got two other asks asking for fiddauthor, and I dON'T KNOW HOW TO LET THEM DOWN LIGHTLY BECAUSE I'M A FIDDLESTAN BITCH THROUGH AND THROUGH 😭😭😭😭 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!!
Don't get me wrong, fiddauthor is great and makes sense and everything. But listen. Billford and fiddauthor are multidimensional ships, they are good! But FIDDLESTAN!?!? that shit is the WHAT-THE-HECK-A-HEDRON!!!!!!! Even though it's literally 100% speculation, the implications are FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!!!!! I jumped between three ships so far during this gravity falls thing, each time thinking one is better than the other. I've decided that FIDDLESTAN IS KING!!!!!! I'm sorry. I could rant about them forever. I've been listening to nothing but extended versions of disco music for the past week. (YES THEY HAD A CRAZY ROMANTIC FLING IN VEGAS NO I WILL NOT ELABORATE!!!! (yes i will. I will elaborate at some point. it will be like ten pages or text. or I will draw it. idk.))
Here is a sketchbook doodle from like a week ago. I'm gonna post another fiddlestan thing in a few moments, but my style changes like I'm a completely different artist every week without warning, so I'm gonna leave this by itself!
He comes into YOUR house, he steals YOUR identity, and he fucks YOUR research partner!!! Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!
#i've noticed lately#after we've opened our eyes to some of fords assholeyness#some people are like 'hold on guys i think were being a little too hard on ford 🥺'#NO WE ARE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!#I hail from the iz fandom where everyone knows dib is fucking awful#and we LOVE him for it!!!!#will NOT shy away from admitting how terrible he is - it's why we love him!!!!!#ok enough rant#me typing on tumblr about this shit is like opening pandoras box#gonna close that up now for everyones safety#fiddlestan#gravity falls#stan x fiddleford#gravity falls fanart#ask#answered#anon#sketchbook
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the revelation that claudia’s rebirth was such a twisted and horrible moment, with louis dragging her like she was a thing, a stranger who neither of them knew but he kept saying over and over “our daughter, our beautiful little daughter” to lestat, really solidified the way she was never the main character of her own story. she was always an accessory to some or the other of louis’ whims: his guilt, his loneliness, his conflict of being a killer, his rocky relationship with lestat. there was love there, love from both her fathers, but it was never enough. lestat saw her too much as a wretched mirror held up to his own self, and louis was always too steeped in his own feelings to care enough about hers. claudia’s story truly was the greatest tragedy in this tale, treated horribly by every man around her, even her fathers, relentlessly exploited and brutally ignored, always second and never first. the only one who loved her the way she deserved to be loved was madeleine, and the moment she truly had her, her happiness was torn from her. and just before she died, she got to see someone actually choose her in her entirety, not for what she can be but for who she is, and it still wasn’t enough. she still burned alive in the sunlight. the love was there, but it wasn’t enough to save her.
#i want to scream i am still mourning my girl claudia#SHE DIDN'T DESERVE THIS#and fuckass armand in his silly little playpen “unable” to prevent it like NO. YOU COULD HAVE. YOU JUST DIDN'T CARE.#absolutely stumped as to how on earth louis stayed with him after this#like yea the gaslighting and the lies but king... he froze the whole coven at dinner once and stopped time and shit. he can save claudia.#but he didn't and louis might have forgiven him for it but i never will !!!#that being said i still love armand 😋#this is what makes these characters so gothic and fascinating imo#these terrible things they do contrasted with the intense way they love each other#mmmmm scrumm dilly yum yum a purr purr !!!!#interview with the vampire#claudia#claudia iwtv#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#armand#armand iwtv#iwtv amc#iwtv spoilers
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Tommy, what a bitch 💖 - Lou Ferrigno Jr.
#tommy kinard#911#911edit#bucktommy#911 abc#lou ferrigno jr#oliver stark#aisha hinds#hen wilson#evan buckley#i love him so much oh my god#especially when he's being a little shit (affectionate)#i know there's more scenes like this in s2#but that's tommy being a little shit (derogatory)#don't know her#my stuff
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cheeky bastard soap at it again 🙄
#call of duty#simon ghost riley#ghostsoap#ghost mw2#cod mw2#ghoap#john soap mactavish#soap mw2#soapghost#ghoap fluff#theyre so gay#i love soap being an insubordinate little shit and ghost just letting him off cause he’s weak in the knees for the man#they’re smitten for eachother yall
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Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him
Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.
It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.
So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.
Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.
Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).
Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?
All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.
Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.
One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.
They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.
Memes For The Vibes:
#captain's posts#this has been haunting me#the flash/any of the speedsters:*exist*#danny:*can feel the speedforce on them* i like your vibe funny man#basically danny is actually an alternate version of Ra's Al Ghul and gets chucked into the dc vesrse#because natural portals are bitches hijinks ensue#and while i do love batfam adopting danny i think its very funny for flash to just yoink him while the big bad bat isn't looking#i desperately need him and tim to be besties tho specifically before they find out danny is an alternate Ra's Al Ghul#danny:*sitting in a park and tinkering with some circuitry* oh hey flash :)#flash: hey kid! great news i might be adopting a kid soon!#danny: oh really? thats cool-#flash:*holding out adoption papers and doing his best puppy eyes* its you. sign here.#danny:*vague memory of clockwork complaining about speedster pops into his mind* hmmm#danny:*deciding to be a little shit cause what else do you do when you're almost a year into being stuck in an alternate dimension* >=)#danny: sure why not? soooo full name or what?#flash:*didn't expect to get this far* uh-#i also really like danny being clockworks apprentice/time line clean upper so danny just remembers cw bitchin about the speedsters#also cause im a sucker for tim x danny...#tim:*having a crisis cause the cute meta kid he befriended/has a crush on may or may not be a vlone of Ra's Al Ghul* aaaaasaaaaaaaasaaaaaaa#dick: you okay buddy?#tim:*aggressively points at the dna match of danny to Ra's Al Ghul on the bat computer* AAAAAAAAAAAAAA#dick: Oh-#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dpxdc
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He cares very much about his elemental just look at this man
He raised this bubble monster since it was a baby and worries about her getting mixed with other water things... Dad behaviour...
It's like he asks her to come out to fight.
He can't ask her that, he alredy sent her to battle. Is it either them or the quimera and he knows it damn well, that's why he looks at Marcille with something close to pity. He can't ask the undine to stop. He needs, they all need, the monster to be dead.
And then his baby droplet gets obliterated by this monster. He's not recovering up emotionally from this anytime soon. He freezes a few seconds in absolute shock.
"I even find it cute now". His baby is dead. It's gotta be something akin to adopt a stray cat since baby and then he gets run over. He starts tearing up. Look at this man's poor face, he's destroyed.
Here he's mourning the loss of his undine possibly, all sad faced. He is, at the end, the only one that lost someone there (many died but revived, and Falin doesnt count because she's alive). Either that or he managed to, somehow, save a bit of her and put it on the bottle and it's feeling sorry for his elemental or saying sorry.
#i love holm#hes just a side character#and does little to nothing#but the little things he do are very mich important#he sacrifices his undine#he revives half of the party#he is one of the most powerfull characters#i think#his undine is nothing to laugh at#he has the earth elemental too#and a wind one#and the undine alone is powerfull af#also#he's fuking handsome#for no reason at all#and also hamster-coded#i love him so much#dungeon meshi#holm#holm kranom#holm dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi spoilers#my shit
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IT’S A RAINBOW OF BILLS! A BILLBOW! RGBILL!!!
The clip of Bill saying YELLOW was all over my FYP and it inspired me…
#bill cipher#gravity falls#the book of bill#will cipher#gravity falls fanart#i love him so much#my perfect equilateral#hes my son and my worstie and my bestie and my muse and also dead to me and is my everything#i love triangles#hes soooooo#silly guy#literally perfect#he makes me throw up#hes so ugly#jk hes beautiful#i love you bill cipher#sweet little awful piece of shit#he did it all but he doesnt deserve prison#he makes me cry#but i also want to strangle him#and hug him#he should die again#i will be there to love him#and remind him of his crimes#what a creature#sillay
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X-MEN: THE ANIMATED SERIES ✣ X-MEN '97 Some things never change...
#he's such a little shit i love him so much#gifs*#scott summers#cyclops#xmenedit#x men 97#x men tas#marvel#marveledit#xmtas#xm97#xmengifs#marvelgifs#tvgifs#tvedit#dailymarvel#marveldaily#marveladdicts#marvellegends#x men the animated series#xmen#x-men#x men
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thinking about how one of the reasons why I like eris so much is because he doesn’t care about being perceived as a villain which is exactly what rhy*s lacks. he will not explain himself to you. he doesn’t give a fuck. it’s a level of cunt most characters will never achieve
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GAME START
#i love stylization i love versatility i love drawing in new styles i love INTENTION i love artistic decision making its delicious#thought of this a hot minute ago when the plot dropped but im freelancing w sesame street again so i only squeezed this out now#i love little contained rpg horror-esque games and i wanted a kind of standalone lil niche game vibe to this#i originally did a color plan and immediately scrapped it. limited palette w TEXTURE choice works far better for this. more flavor#silver looks so pretty. SPEAKING OF SILVER PRETTINESS. THE TSUM GROOVY??? HELLO???? SILVER FANS NEVER LOSE#like i shit u not he doesnt have a SINGLE UGLY GRROVY. NONE. THIS IS THE ROBES GROOVY DONE BETTER LIKE IM DEAD#im kissing him and his tsum. scwunkles#twst#twisted wonderland#twst silver#sebek zigvolt#malleus draconia#idia shroud#vil schoenheit#jamil viper#azul ashengrotto#leona kingscholar#riddle rosehearts#suntails
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More cats! This obsession will never stop-
I only realized halfway through that @ultramarinaa already made an official cat!sasha deign but I was so attached to the tabby and I really wanted Tim to be grey so I cheated. I guess this is just my own headcannon of it-
I mostly did this for my own reference though so it’s not too serious I guess
Anyway Elias is miserable with all his cat employees and Jon is a silly little guy who doesn’t know how to cat
#also the reason I was so attached to Tim being gray is bc I was basing him off of my aunts cat#who is the MOST HIMBO ASS CAT IVE EVER SEEN#he is dumb as rocks and named Thomas#he lickes dust off the air vents and has a jaw that can cut glass#I have never seen a cat I would describe as ‘handsome’ but he is#stupid little shit#I love you and your thigh highs socks markings#the magnus archives#tma#cat!jon#jonathan sims#tma fanart#cat!martin#cat!sasha#cat!tim
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Listen I just love these two sm
I love how they are chaos buddies
And yet simultaneously Omega is the only one Echo trusts to be responsible when he's gone
also their little nicknames are you kidding me that's so cute!
#just the smile in his voice when he says “affirmative havoc 5”#and the shit eating grin when he says “race you to the landing zone”#he was the responsible mom when with the batch but now he gets to mess with them#he's so proud of his little sister#also love how he's always kneeling down to be on her level#and how they look out each other#and totally have shared/similar trauma#and how they're both the moral compass heart of the squad always convincing them to help others#and how she's always so excited to see him#i love them#the bad batch#tbb omega#tbb echo#arc trooper echo#gifset
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KAEYA BIRTHDAY ??? ?? i love you mr alberich sir i love you oh so so so much.
uh dialogue for this one but more legible under the cut (and a messy ragbros page)
Klee: Kaeya! Come down here! Kaeya: Oh? heh. What is it, Spark Knight?
Klee: Happy Birthday! It is today? Right? I even double-checked with Albedo and everything but I don't know... Klee: It's a Calla Lily! You like those, right? Kaeya: I certainly do! Thank y- Klee: Oh. Klee: OK OK OK- Kaeya: Hm? Klee: Kaeya you have to promise to not tell Master Jean about this one! Kaeya: You can count on me to keep my lips sealed.
Klee: OK! Close your eyes- eye- and hold out your hands! Kaeya: Mhm! Klee: OK! You can open them! TA-DA~!
Klee: I made a bomb for you! It even has an eyepatch! He can look after you when I'm somewhere else. Take good care of him! Oh yeah- He explodes if you- Kaeya?
Kaeya: Thank you Klee! Thank you very much! Klee: You're VERY welcome Kaeya!
a lil ragbros too.... kaeya and his red siblings amirite (bursts into tears).. also i am so obsessed with chibi diluc saying "bring em in..."
#I LOVE YOU KAEYA#these were all drawn in the past two daysashhsdgg#i was originally planning on starting like at least a week in advance bc i wanted to do one big ambitious piece but that didnt end up happe#ing... instead he gets a little comic a bigger comic and a page and my undivided attention#genshin impact#kaeya alberich#kaeya#genshin impact kaeya#genshin kaeya#im putting em all in here f u#klee#diluc ragnvindr#ragbros#none of that kaeluc shit here alright thank you or go fuck off ok epic#my art#sona#these r all improvised. i went about the klee comic in the stupidest way possible bc apperantly i love making things hard for myself..#not like it was my fault- it was just supposed to be a concept for a finished piece and not turn into a little comic but i have no self con#rol clearly so now its here and i am jsut kinda sleepy sry#kaeya has been my genshin blorbo for over three years ok i needed to express a little of my feelings about him somehow#OK YAY ITS OFFICIALLY THE 30TH IN MY TIMEZONE SO I CAN POST THIS OK OK YEAH#HAPPY BDAY KAEYA AAAAAAAAAAAAA 😭💖💖💖#this entire post is just me sobbing over how much i adore him#is this the longest wall of notes from me yet.. idk but it might be#ok anyways i love kaeya a lot send me anything kaeya and i will love you forever and ever and i should really go to sleep now i think#... .kaeya 🥰🥰🥰
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sugishita kyotaro, absolutely fearless, until--
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more windbreaker comics
#it cracks me up that suo is always the one that has to talk sense into sugi ashdjkfhk no one else would dARE..#also tickles me that sugi is so laser focused on umemiya that he literally cannot see beyond ume himself FHSDJKH my dude is obsessed#suo also constantly pointing out these things / dragging him along is so funny suo is such a little shit i love him#kyotaro sugishita#wind breaker#wind breaker comics#comics#thecmart#WOW FIRST WBK COMIC WITHOUT SAKURA IN IT its a blue moon tonight folks#winbre#wbk
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