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backpackingspace · 2 years ago

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once again I am on my it's hilarious that lan wangji is chief cultivator bs

#The untamed #lan wangji #Cheif cultivator lan wangji #This concept will never not be funny to me #This man has attended maybe 3.5 political events in his life #He walked out of half of those #He has zero interest in politics #He would happily murder 3/4s of the people he now needs to work with bc they were mean to his husband #Is he forcing righteousness onto the other sects now? Absolutely #Is he a good choice given that the last 3 have been mass murders? For sure #Is he going to be any good at this /actually have any interest in doing this? Fuck no #This man avoids 5 assassin attempts a day bc everybody hates him now #Bc doing the right thing often costs money and power and also admitting when you're wrong #Like I actually think he'd be good for this world in general #But also all the politics all the parties he has to attend now?#Hilarious #Everytime I remember that lan wangji is chief cultivator I think about my au where Jiang cheng is instead and I just #Have so many feelings about this

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blizardstar · 20 days ago

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Me when Ashton Greymoore is denied honorable and meaningful self-sacrifice, and now must face the reality that they MUST keep living after it’s All Over

#critical role #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #ashton greymoore #bells hells #cr ashton #like #Tal and Ash were both so clearly ready #for Ashton to sacrifice themselves. and comparing that to Ashton’s backstory #to Ashton being left behind as a sacrifice. and becoming bitter(er) and lonely and denouncing ever growing close to someone again #to meeting letter. and learning from letters. and so much about telling letters not to self sacrifice.#but then letters does. and Ashton is ready to go to. he’s prepared to go out to save everyone #and he was so prepared for that to be where his story ends #but he doesn’t. and not through failure but through success #and now (though more trials still await) they must face the reality they must keep living after it all #and face the reality that they will not survive alone.#that they have come out the other side. alive but changed. but not in some miraculous way.#they are not healed. they did not go out protecting those they loved. and they are forced to contend #with the fact they will continue to walk this earth. as it is changed. but not miraculously fixed. but not sacrificed #and like. Ashton having to contend with the change. that the Thing is over. but they are not alone #they are alive. and have friends and a love. and a world familiar and new to love and learn #that they have a connection to but not an ancient force they are upholden to #that they and the earth will learn together #I’ll be honest only the first half of these tags was planned when I started typing about ash being forced to contend with having to live #having to live despite it all. that there’s no big change. no miracle. good or bad. but you must keep going. and how beautiful that is #for Ashton’s story and just in general for people who would resonate with him #but then like I remembered they’re gonna scare off the gods and so exandria is totally gonna change but like #consider my initial point and how beautiful it is #and how I managed to shoehorn it in to still make sense #babblestar

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aliettali · 4 months ago

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out of your friends which are you?! (skilltobers 13, 15, 16, 17, 18)

#my art #GODDD #disco elysium #animation #skilltober #skilltober 2024 #disco elysium skills #de shivers #de half light #de endurance #de physical instrument #de electrochemistry #de fanart #high effort posting i BUSTED MY ASS FOR THIS #i never animate. which i think you can tell #i might toss the stills and animations and stuff as jpegs and gifs in a reblog later but before that some design details!#couldnt design half light exactly how i wanted but i needed him to look unsettling. Lol #he's naked. he's vulnerable. he is an exposed nerve. he is the walking talking “bite them before they bite you because they have before”#so...a little bit peeled looking lol. tall and gangly and spindly but hunched over to look animalistic and threatening #i didnt want to kill myself doing all the markings on every frame but he's got eyespots!#nature's way of mimicking something more powerful than you (generalization idgaf about peacocks)#and his bones are marked out right beside them. but dont pay attention to them just pay attention to those eyes. dont hurt this guy #idk if im getting it across in a way that makes sense #but yeah. digitigrade because he deserves it #i dont have much to say abt the others theyre pretty generic #bye bye i need to draw threshold tomorrow #fanart

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yuwuta · 8 months ago

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gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story

REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you

but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact.

he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared.

he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date

#anonymous #he's like donna from suits but worse because he's like if harvey were donna LOL #i have soooooo much to say about him #he doesn't really Have to work he's a nepotism baby supreme #but he met you maybe in undergrad? and he's been obsessed w you since #he knows youre a workaholic so he's dutifully sat by your side all these years through college through grad/professional school #and when you told him you got to hire your own assistant he was the very first applicant #because getting paid to spend his days with you and take care of you? he was already doing that for free might as well make it official #everyone in the office knows satoru loves you except you honestly #he probably has his own masters/JD but elects to be your assistant anyway bc that's so much more fun #what he Really wants to be a househusband but first he's gotta ask you out and propose and all that good stuff (cue him rolling his eyes #and going on about formalities and boring systems and blah blah blah)#also in the office au in my head: nanami (also senior partner) higuruma ofc <3 beloved (managing partner) and TOJI!#WALK WITH ME!#its honestly probably satoru's influence that gets toji into law... as someone who so feverently broke it in the past #idk maybe there's a megumi situation that makes gojo be like yk if ur this good at skirting/breaking the law youd probably be half decent #at enforcing it... or at least helping other people get around it too #and so lawyer toji is born #does he screw around w the rich people who r stupid w their money? absolutely #but you nanami and higuruma just let it be bc he brings in those settlements better than anybody else....#hmmm... i kinda wanna make megumi somebody's associate but also..... yuuta.....#i think i just like sticking yuuta in a tie if im being real #but anyway... satoru is your Work Husband and everyone knows he wants to be your real husband #but they just let it slide bc rumour has it even tho hes just a secretary hes got equity in the firm?? and besides that his heart eyes give #away his hopeless devotion from a mile away #the day you actually start seeing somebody outside of work... oh theyre in for Trouble #satoru x reader #him dragging you out of ur office late at night and u protesting so he just. puts u over his shoulder #and ur telling him to let u down but he's insisting u go home and then nanami pops out of his office #and ur like wait nanami this isnt what it looks like but he's so dead in the eyes when he just sighs

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vaguely-concerned · 3 months ago

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having emotions about the headcanon that ingellvar left all their gold jewelry (I think emmrich calls it a watcher's 'grave dowry' which they accumulate and wear through their lifetime in preparation for their eventual burial which like. god I love these goth freaks) behind when they left the grand necropolis because as far as they're concerned they're being sent into exile and it doesn't seem right to bring it with them........

#rye would normally be DRIPPING with bling haha he's a fancy lil guy when given half the choice #the starter armour was him holding his nose and going 'very well. for the sake of saving the world. but I don't have to like it'#and then he let out a huge sigh of relief when he got his fancy blue silk watcher robes and never looked back #(they're also kind of *rocking* the high level mourn watch rogue outfit surprisingly. I thought the purple/green colour scheme #and the weird shoulder thingies might overwhelm the cool factor. but no they look kind of sleek and fancy in it lol)#dragon age #dragon age: the veilguard #dragon age: the veilguard spoilers #dragon age spoilers #rook ingellvar #oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar #nevarrans must find orlesians kind of creepy for dipping everything in gold #considering that in nevarra gold is reserved for the dead and those who guard them lol. 'you just. walk into a party wearing that???#with no watcher's livery or anything as explanation???? alright then'#hfkjdshakfjds the idea of nevarrans finding orlesians weirdly goth is a gift I just gave to myself. thank you brain for a rare W there

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askchilchuck · 6 months ago

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If 7-11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on their doors?

He doesn’t seem to know what a 7-11 is, but looks concerned why you’d be curious about their security systems.

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4met · 26 days ago

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s4 n antagonists

#twdg #the walking dead game #it's interesting that violet does count as an antagonist in e3 but to see it be dumbed down to an overreaction or smth out of character by #most who got that route on their pt is #well #annoying. the whole crux of her character relies on loyalty #even when it's met with hostility #. there's no expectations other than for it to at least be returned half-fold #and when you watch someone you basically stood up for in #front of people you've known for nearly a decade multiple times turn to another person and shoot for them . id start tweaking too lwk #also #tenn doesn't necessarily count as an antagonist but he has a higher kill count than Abel in those four episodes which is funny

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fisheito · 1 year ago

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this is what i was cookin up while on nu:vacation [avoiding event spoilers] my dream.....my hopes....... EVERYONE PUT ON THE PRINCESS GOWN🗡

#those poofy skirts are very effective at hiding their lack of hips #don't need leg game when you're in a floofy ballroom gown #i mean. it would be nice if yall had leg game. get some quads up in there. maybe even some thick calves . perchance #i need thick muscled olivine revealing his glass slippers from under his skirt #his legs are LORGE and he's wearing his pretty lil stockings and walking in his heels perfectly #he practiced a lot! and now he's an expert 😊 i'm proud of him #meanwhile i want dante to try heels before wobbling and ... well #depending on whether someone witnesses him wobbling his reaction may differ #if there are witnesses he will stubbornly swear to master the high heels. if no one sees....#maybe he'll just swap out for a functional pair of boots. like quincy. i'm torn about quincy #one half of me wants quincy wearing the ugliest dirtiest most worndown boots under his new spotless dress #the other half is like YOU'RE GOING TO COMMIT. YOU'RE GOING TO PUSH THOSE CALF MUSCLES TO THE LIMIT. STILETTOS ON ! MOUNTAIN MAN #at first i tried making everyone's hair match the original princesses they're cosplaying as (so everyone had much longer hair)#but when i got to blade . it just. didn't seem right #then i started sideeyeing everyone like :/ this aint no genderbending hours...#i want yall as YOURSELVES. unmodified (mostly). just. wearing the dress is all #so i went back and changed yakuoli's hair to be closer to their OG lengths #BUT thEN i sat there staring at quincy kuya and garu #bc. come on. quincy with aurora's flowing golden curly locks. he was made for it.#topper put the wig on him and he can't be bothered to take it off (long hair can act as a nice cushiony pillow 😁)#and kuya without the sassy ponytail?? well... i guess i can let him keep that since he CAN change his appearance at will #and if garu is dressed up as rapunzel... he HAS to have long hair... that's just the Point #OK so yall in the middle can have some long manes specially formulated for this special occasion.#there was already something brewing within me when tjhey announced the silhouettes #seeing yakumo in his 🧍‍♂️ pose and regular pants...#i was feelin preemptively robbed of pretty princess yakumo and the injustice was just casually simmering in my veins day by day #then idololivine's words spurred me into action with a clear vision #and here we are now.#at about the midway point i was yelling at eiden #EIDEN YOU HAVE TOO MANY WIVES. I'M ABOUT TO DOWNSIZE YOUR HAREM. THIS IS RIDUCLOUS I'M TIRED

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mushyfart · 4 days ago

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MY SHAYLA💔💔

#the left right game #left right game #tlrg #rob guthard #rob j guthard #drew these at 4am half honkshooing #imagine if someone made computer critters out of tlrg characters #yknow those little animated things that walk around your computer n stuff #ive been on the verge of sneezing for almost 15 minutes someone help #he's so STUPID #bluejay shoot him again pls itd be funny #hope im not spamposting

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keeps-ache · 1 month ago

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sigh. i think i just do not like dogs very much lol

#just me hi #don't kill me but they are not for me #and i think our dog is alright :) but i am glad he's not mine jfshvh #i'm nervous and unsure about them every time i interact and i don't know why!#tried to tell my mother that at least and she just kinda brushes me off ? so i guess i'll just have to contend with this lol #he's still being trained but i dunno. don't think that kind of animal is for me #which sucks cuz i really did want to like them!! but they're confusing and a bit annoying and a decent sprinkling of scary #and he's a PUPPY. this is the goofiest problem ever jfsvhjfh #+ the dog at work still makes me nervous too.. this is a very Blahhh situation lol #'you've just gotta learn to stop being scared of them' but that Does mean that i have to interact with them more. and it seems #every time i do i just get more nervous ?? urgh #guess i'm not for dogs ! oh wells!#//and in other news why is it that every weekend i do not hesitate to obliterate my sleep schedule Lmfshvjfh #like without Fail it's actually crazy #//OH and it snowed a couple days ago too btw !! like almost a foot of snow i believe which is cool :D #i walked to work and it was fuuuun i enjoyed it :D #though i didn't get a chance to take pictures bc they'd plowed the road by the time i got out </3 it was so cool though !!#//oh also we were playing one of our story games last night w/ siblings :3 #it's our longest-running one (it's been ongoing for maybe over a year or so! wild) and the amount of stuff that has Happened is so much Lol #i think last night they helped free half-a-town's worth of people from mine work (the mine turned out to be a crater from a Wish that hadn'#come true so they were mining the tiny shards of the wish-star bc they still have the chance to grant veeery small wishes!) and then also #got the guy that had kidnapped and enslaved them (for ransom + tax reasons) killed “by accident”#/they got into even more arguments with the other characters they're traveling with-#/OH chess also almost strangled one of those guys to death in the mine Lmaooo #there was a whole moment when he realized i was dying jfsvjgh #//yea though i have got to go get some thangs done though..#my dad used all the hot water so i'm just. waiting... stewing.... sauteeing...... gently marinating.............#ooeeoo #yea though !! hope i can work on some ideas i have today !! let's cross hands and hold fingers. wait #anywho Yea i'm gonna get on that 💥 CIAO

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coldmilkchoices · 9 days ago

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they need to make online proctored exams with cameras illegal under the geneva conventions

#literally big brother #what do you mean i cant look away from my laptop screen without being accused of cheating #on a ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY QUESTION EXAM #im just expected to sit perfectly still staring directly ahead for up to four hours? which is the max allotted time for the exam?#am i a fucking robot?#literally id rather be jammed into one of those tiny little chair half desk combos in a gym with 500 people in it then do these exams #PLUS then people in your house will walk in on you! or there was the time last semester when there was a guy in my backyard!#it was fine he was checking the heating system but i was sitting at my desk seeing movement out of the corner of my eye of a random person #in my backyard like i cant look because i will get in trouble on my exam!#and then these distractions happen and you have to email your professor like please dont fail me for regular human shit happening #because the fucking computer detected me not looking at the screen for 5 seconds

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moe-broey · 6 months ago

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Alfonse voice (having yhe worst stress migraine about it) PLEASE stop trying to have sex with my corpse. Sentences I should never have to say. But more importantly it always goes So Poorly for you it's so fucking hard to watch and I just feel really bad for you

#HELP SORRY. was just thinking about how sometimes alfonse/moe exist in dif genres #and how lif/moe ABSOLUTELY exist in different genres. how lif is constantly oscillating between bargaining anger and depression #how he's taken up The Mantle. of the extreme devotion of an epic divorce man. without actually technically being divorced.#meanwhile moe looks at lif and is just sp hard it can't walk straight.#COULD YOUBFUCKING. IMAGINE. THE TURMOIL. FROM BOTH LIF AND ALFONSE. IT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY TO MEEE #ONE OF THESE DAYS....... i WILL achieve my Goal..... of the lif/alfonse comparison comic.#that kickstarted the creation of moe actually. like. i think i already had a summoner oc rattling around in my head #but i distinctly remember writing up that concept and creating moe as the proxy. and how it just feel off???#like i shelve wips/ideas. and that one has be shelved almost as long as i've been developing moe.#I FEEL LIKE. ... I'M SO CLOSE........ I'M WORKING MY WAY UP........ i also have all of those fairy ideas too though.#SO MANY IDEAS. IN MY HEAD. I HAVE TO BECOME. PRO COMIC WRITER <- is. the opposite of that i think.#like entirely self-taught doing fhis fuck around fund out style comic writer.#i actually don't know how hard i stand by the alfonse/moe existing in dif genres it's just a half thought i have #mani def exists in some sort of horror though.#moe tag

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eirianerisdar · 1 year ago

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Looking at Daniel's outfit from media day at COTA is the first time I've truly understood the term shapely leg

#The way the bootcut trousers are tight around the upper leg then flare out to the ankles #one unbroken line from hip to ankle #the swish-swish as he walks #no wonder the other drivers were practically ogling #those trousers probably cost over half my monthly salary but if Daniel were to drop the brand I'd probably go have a look #f1 #daniel ricciardo #cota 2023 #us gp 2023

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glsneeg-enthusiast · 8 months ago

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can we learn more about henrik and jonah 🙏

jonahs the uh. the reseterrrr

#what are those guys called do they have a name #anyway henriks weird about him #bc yknow. he literally keeps him from dying #and jonah hates henrik to death and is constantly fucking up his brain #ie all the hallucinating and tripping balls all the time #jonahs the reason henriks walking around half dead with his organs out half the time #also the reason henriks so set on killing randy but thats a story for another time 🙏

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bikananjarrus · 2 months ago

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just had the most bizarre conversation with our hr manager. like bizarre doesn't feel like a strong enough word because what the actual fuck but yeah. call me baffled. call me flabbergasted.

#white men really do just walk through life like that huh. smile on their face and everything like everyone thinks the way they do #basically he was talking to me and the exec. dir. of the foundation i work for (both of us women) about how he doesn't really believe #women have unequal opportunities. like he thinks women (and anyone else who is supposedly 'opressed' by society) can do anything #as long as they put their mind to it!#all the data about unequal pay or women being hired less just aren't true. it just means they're not applying for those high ranking jobs #oh! and he also really thinks capitalism is the solution!#bc if you have a woman employee who 'kicks ass' as he put it. you're going to reward her for a job well done bc she's making you money #so even if it's really just a selfish money-making reason you're promoting her or whatever. it's ok that she's a woman bc she kicks ass #and like who cares about gender as long as you're kicking ass and making money bc capitalism!#i think i blacked out for half the convo bc i was so focused on keeping my mouth shut and not asking him out loud 'are u fucking stupid'#like truly the AUDACITY of white men!!!!! only they would believe 'oh as long as you put your mind to it you can do anything'#boom racism and sexism solved apparently! bc a white man says u just have to work hard!#good fucking grief #mik chats

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runefactorynonsense · 1 year ago

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Cozytober - Day 26 - Catnap

#Cozytober #Margot's RF Art #rune factory #rf1 #rf #This sketch was actually done back on June 6th of this year. I was knee deep in my Seattle vacation planning/stress and never finished it--#I think I'd just found Home Run Derby tickets finally?? Or not long after that. And I was still scared to death I was making a mistake.#Silly past Margot! It was the best day of your life!#So I remember I did this sketch as just general human pose practice after someone else did the 'tree nap' pose of their OCs.#And so I grabbed it for today's prompt because!! I still liked how the anatomy turned out!#Context my brain goes with;#if I subscribe to the 'Raguna on the run from the Empire' theory then I strongly lean toward the Lynette pairing.#Safe life in Kardia- doesn't feel like the right context most of the time. Not bad. Just. Not as interesting a story.#On the run- This feels like just... a smart choice. Group up once those Empire targeting efforts escalate.#Perhaps he has to deal with the painful compromise and necessity of her lethality because he might be more likely to survive #And he WANTS to survive #AKA- if you can escape. Escape. He's good at it. But if the situation comes down to it.... Lynette can make sure who walks out.#And to reverse the pov- maybe a bit of atonement on her part? All the blood is only on her hands. She'll keep it that way. Let her do that.#He shouldn't have to. It's all her fault anyway.#Also please laugh at me as it took me half an hour to remember the word COMPROMISE. I was so mad.#Rune Factory Raguna #RF Raguna #Rune Factory Lynette #RF Lynette #another ship tag to fill #Raguna x Lynette

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