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backpackingspace · 1 year ago

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once again I am on my it's hilarious that lan wangji is chief cultivator bs

#The untamed #lan wangji #Cheif cultivator lan wangji #This concept will never not be funny to me #This man has attended maybe 3.5 political events in his life #He walked out of half of those #He has zero interest in politics #He would happily murder 3/4s of the people he now needs to work with bc they were mean to his husband #Is he forcing righteousness onto the other sects now? Absolutely #Is he a good choice given that the last 3 have been mass murders? For sure #Is he going to be any good at this /actually have any interest in doing this? Fuck no #This man avoids 5 assassin attempts a day bc everybody hates him now #Bc doing the right thing often costs money and power and also admitting when you're wrong #Like I actually think he'd be good for this world in general #But also all the politics all the parties he has to attend now?#Hilarious #Everytime I remember that lan wangji is chief cultivator I think about my au where Jiang cheng is instead and I just #Have so many feelings about this

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aliettali · 1 month ago

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out of your friends which are you?! (skilltobers 13, 15, 16, 17, 18)

#my art #GODDD #disco elysium #animation #skilltober #skilltober 2024 #disco elysium skills #de shivers #de half light #de endurance #de physical instrument #de electrochemistry #de fanart #high effort posting i BUSTED MY ASS FOR THIS #i never animate. which i think you can tell #i might toss the stills and animations and stuff as jpegs and gifs in a reblog later but before that some design details!#couldnt design half light exactly how i wanted but i needed him to look unsettling. Lol #he's naked. he's vulnerable. he is an exposed nerve. he is the walking talking “bite them before they bite you because they have before”#so...a little bit peeled looking lol. tall and gangly and spindly but hunched over to look animalistic and threatening #i didnt want to kill myself doing all the markings on every frame but he's got eyespots!#nature's way of mimicking something more powerful than you (generalization idgaf about peacocks)#and his bones are marked out right beside them. but dont pay attention to them just pay attention to those eyes. dont hurt this guy #idk if im getting it across in a way that makes sense #but yeah. digitigrade because he deserves it #i dont have much to say abt the others theyre pretty generic #bye bye i need to draw threshold tomorrow #fanart

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yuwuta · 5 months ago

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gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story

REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you

but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact.

he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared.

he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date

#anonymous #he's like donna from suits but worse because he's like if harvey were donna LOL #i have soooooo much to say about him #he doesn't really Have to work he's a nepotism baby supreme #but he met you maybe in undergrad? and he's been obsessed w you since #he knows youre a workaholic so he's dutifully sat by your side all these years through college through grad/professional school #and when you told him you got to hire your own assistant he was the very first applicant #because getting paid to spend his days with you and take care of you? he was already doing that for free might as well make it official #everyone in the office knows satoru loves you except you honestly #he probably has his own masters/JD but elects to be your assistant anyway bc that's so much more fun #what he Really wants to be a househusband but first he's gotta ask you out and propose and all that good stuff (cue him rolling his eyes #and going on about formalities and boring systems and blah blah blah)#also in the office au in my head: nanami (also senior partner) higuruma ofc <3 beloved (managing partner) and TOJI!#WALK WITH ME!#its honestly probably satoru's influence that gets toji into law... as someone who so feverently broke it in the past #idk maybe there's a megumi situation that makes gojo be like yk if ur this good at skirting/breaking the law youd probably be half decent #at enforcing it... or at least helping other people get around it too #and so lawyer toji is born #does he screw around w the rich people who r stupid w their money? absolutely #but you nanami and higuruma just let it be bc he brings in those settlements better than anybody else....#hmmm... i kinda wanna make megumi somebody's associate but also..... yuuta.....#i think i just like sticking yuuta in a tie if im being real #but anyway... satoru is your Work Husband and everyone knows he wants to be your real husband #but they just let it slide bc rumour has it even tho hes just a secretary hes got equity in the firm?? and besides that his heart eyes give #away his hopeless devotion from a mile away #the day you actually start seeing somebody outside of work... oh theyre in for Trouble #satoru x reader #him dragging you out of ur office late at night and u protesting so he just. puts u over his shoulder #and ur telling him to let u down but he's insisting u go home and then nanami pops out of his office #and ur like wait nanami this isnt what it looks like but he's so dead in the eyes when he just sighs

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askchilchuck · 4 months ago

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If 7-11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on their doors?

He doesn’t seem to know what a 7-11 is, but looks concerned why you’d be curious about their security systems.

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vaguely-concerned · 14 days ago

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having emotions about the headcanon that ingellvar left all their gold jewelry (I think emmrich calls it a watcher's 'grave dowry' which they accumulate and wear through their lifetime in preparation for their eventual burial which like. god I love these goth freaks) behind when they left the grand necropolis because as far as they're concerned they're being sent into exile and it doesn't seem right to bring it with them........

#rye would normally be DRIPPING with bling haha he's a fancy lil guy when given half the choice #the starter armour was him holding his nose and going 'very well. for the sake of saving the world. but I don't have to like it'#and then he let out a huge sigh of relief when he got his fancy blue silk watcher robes and never looked back #(they're also kind of *rocking* the high level mourn watch rogue outfit surprisingly. I thought the purple/green colour scheme #and the weird shoulder thingies might overwhelm the cool factor. but no they look kind of sleek and fancy in it lol)#dragon age #dragon age: the veilguard #dragon age: the veilguard spoilers #dragon age spoilers #rook ingellvar #oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar #nevarrans must find orlesians kind of creepy for dipping everything in gold #considering that in nevarra gold is reserved for the dead and those who guard them lol. 'you just. walk into a party wearing that???#with no watcher's livery or anything as explanation???? alright then'#hfkjdshakfjds the idea of nevarrans finding orlesians weirdly goth is a gift I just gave to myself. thank you brain for a rare W there

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fisheito · 10 months ago

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this is what i was cookin up while on nu:vacation [avoiding event spoilers] my dream.....my hopes....... EVERYONE PUT ON THE PRINCESS GOWN🗡

#those poofy skirts are very effective at hiding their lack of hips #don't need leg game when you're in a floofy ballroom gown #i mean. it would be nice if yall had leg game. get some quads up in there. maybe even some thick calves . perchance #i need thick muscled olivine revealing his glass slippers from under his skirt #his legs are LORGE and he's wearing his pretty lil stockings and walking in his heels perfectly #he practiced a lot! and now he's an expert 😊 i'm proud of him #meanwhile i want dante to try heels before wobbling and ... well #depending on whether someone witnesses him wobbling his reaction may differ #if there are witnesses he will stubbornly swear to master the high heels. if no one sees....#maybe he'll just swap out for a functional pair of boots. like quincy. i'm torn about quincy #one half of me wants quincy wearing the ugliest dirtiest most worndown boots under his new spotless dress #the other half is like YOU'RE GOING TO COMMIT. YOU'RE GOING TO PUSH THOSE CALF MUSCLES TO THE LIMIT. STILETTOS ON ! MOUNTAIN MAN #at first i tried making everyone's hair match the original princesses they're cosplaying as (so everyone had much longer hair)#but when i got to blade . it just. didn't seem right #then i started sideeyeing everyone like :/ this aint no genderbending hours...#i want yall as YOURSELVES. unmodified (mostly). just. wearing the dress is all #so i went back and changed yakuoli's hair to be closer to their OG lengths #BUT thEN i sat there staring at quincy kuya and garu #bc. come on. quincy with aurora's flowing golden curly locks. he was made for it.#topper put the wig on him and he can't be bothered to take it off (long hair can act as a nice cushiony pillow 😁)#and kuya without the sassy ponytail?? well... i guess i can let him keep that since he CAN change his appearance at will #and if garu is dressed up as rapunzel... he HAS to have long hair... that's just the Point #OK so yall in the middle can have some long manes specially formulated for this special occasion.#there was already something brewing within me when tjhey announced the silhouettes #seeing yakumo in his 🧍‍♂️ pose and regular pants...#i was feelin preemptively robbed of pretty princess yakumo and the injustice was just casually simmering in my veins day by day #then idololivine's words spurred me into action with a clear vision #and here we are now.#at about the midway point i was yelling at eiden #EIDEN YOU HAVE TOO MANY WIVES. I'M ABOUT TO DOWNSIZE YOUR HAREM. THIS IS RIDUCLOUS I'M TIRED

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triglycercule · 22 days ago

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hhhhidea...,,,, CUTE idea (kinda?) dust reading to phantom papyrus during night to lull him to sleep,,,, but really its just a way for him to pretend that everythings not really that shit (as if phantom paps isn't just dust's denial incarnate) and to help him NOT wake up because of a nightmare again or something

(and just because i can't resist now im imagining this with mtt. not that dust stopped reading to paps in place of killer and horror (because he wouldnt he simply wouldn't) but now the two join them for storytime. horror knocks out pretty damn fast and eventually dust falls asleep too after he makes sure that paps is satisfied with the amount he read and then killer's just left to sit there. maybe he tries to fall asleep maybe he doesn't,,,, maybe he picks up the book and continues reading but EITHERWAY,,,,,, this scene in my head so 💥💥💥😇😇😇)

#sweet soft mtt taking OVER triglycercule's brain has been invaded with them.........#horror probably sleeps like a rock man. dust is a very very very light sleeper. killer doesn't sleep at all and when he does #its just like that half asleep state. better than nothing tho....... those weeks of not sleeping probably leads to the most delicious naps #now in an ideal world killer learns to get a proper sleep schedule even if he can't feel his exhaustion #however in MY mtt dominated world killer doesn't fix his sleep habits and instead just takes a shitton of naps everywhere #they killerfied the house (made everything softer to sleep on) and killer always has 2 walking pillows to sleep on #sure he might not get 8 hours of sleep like during night. but he got that over the day so its ok TRUSY #this surely wont have any bad side effects but whatever its the mtt since when do they care about PROPER habits. if it works it works #ik i aaaaalways say hrkl wouldn't like phantom paps and find it weird but also now im considering #like. them being jealous of dust for always having kinda papyrus with him #like damn..... horror fucked up his brother permanently. he will never get the old paps back #and killer doesnt want to see his papyrus again because then he thinks hell just ruin everything again #but dust gets to talk and laugh and joke with his paps all the time!!! he got it better than them and thats just cus he hallucinates!!!! wt #i mean phantom paps isnt a 1:1 version of papyrus but hes close enough in my eyes #another idea....... horror (and maybe killer if he warms up to it) hanging out with dust JUST to talk to phantom paps #dust could easily just lie about what phantom paps says (although unless he had a reason he wouldnt risk upsetting paps like that methinks)#but theres something there. something something toxic mttpoly dynamic or whatever idc man. im in the mood for FLUFF!!!!!!!!!!#i think it would be funny if phantom paps says dusts deepest thoughts about hrkl. and then if he wants to say it dust has to filter it a LO #they could be sitting near killer and phantom paps would provide a detailed description of why killer has the mannerisms of a cat #and then dust would (hesitantly) agree to everything paps said (he was thinking it too) but when killer looks back at him #(he's been staring at killer for the past 10 minutes to see if what paps said was right) dust just says like. you remind me of a cat #OR BETTER YET he doesn't wanna admit that he thought of that so he just says paps says you remind him of a cat #insert horror version of this moment here. and killer quickly realizes that dust's just using papyrus as an excuse for why he says stuff #like that sometimes. horror just thinks dust's a weirdo freak (but unlike killer he takes the little observations to heart. loser)#killer sans #horror sans #dust sans #murder time trio #utmv #tricule hc

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eirianerisdar · 1 year ago

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Looking at Daniel's outfit from media day at COTA is the first time I've truly understood the term shapely leg

#The way the bootcut trousers are tight around the upper leg then flare out to the ankles #one unbroken line from hip to ankle #the swish-swish as he walks #no wonder the other drivers were practically ogling #those trousers probably cost over half my monthly salary but if Daniel were to drop the brand I'd probably go have a look #f1 #daniel ricciardo #cota 2023 #us gp 2023

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glsneeg-enthusiast · 5 months ago

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can we learn more about henrik and jonah 🙏

jonahs the uh. the reseterrrr

#what are those guys called do they have a name #anyway henriks weird about him #bc yknow. he literally keeps him from dying #and jonah hates henrik to death and is constantly fucking up his brain #ie all the hallucinating and tripping balls all the time #jonahs the reason henriks walking around half dead with his organs out half the time #also the reason henriks so set on killing randy but thats a story for another time 🙏

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runefactorynonsense · 1 year ago

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Cozytober - Day 26 - Catnap

#Cozytober #Margot's RF Art #rune factory #rf1 #rf #This sketch was actually done back on June 6th of this year. I was knee deep in my Seattle vacation planning/stress and never finished it--#I think I'd just found Home Run Derby tickets finally?? Or not long after that. And I was still scared to death I was making a mistake.#Silly past Margot! It was the best day of your life!#So I remember I did this sketch as just general human pose practice after someone else did the 'tree nap' pose of their OCs.#And so I grabbed it for today's prompt because!! I still liked how the anatomy turned out!#Context my brain goes with;#if I subscribe to the 'Raguna on the run from the Empire' theory then I strongly lean toward the Lynette pairing.#Safe life in Kardia- doesn't feel like the right context most of the time. Not bad. Just. Not as interesting a story.#On the run- This feels like just... a smart choice. Group up once those Empire targeting efforts escalate.#Perhaps he has to deal with the painful compromise and necessity of her lethality because he might be more likely to survive #And he WANTS to survive #AKA- if you can escape. Escape. He's good at it. But if the situation comes down to it.... Lynette can make sure who walks out.#And to reverse the pov- maybe a bit of atonement on her part? All the blood is only on her hands. She'll keep it that way. Let her do that.#He shouldn't have to. It's all her fault anyway.#Also please laugh at me as it took me half an hour to remember the word COMPROMISE. I was so mad.#Rune Factory Raguna #RF Raguna #Rune Factory Lynette #RF Lynette #another ship tag to fill #Raguna x Lynette

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crossbackpoke-check · 1 month ago

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re last answer: please don't stop, being very unhinged about these two pretty white boys is helping distract me from the sharks losing streak rn so bring it on

https://www.tumblr.com/bondedpairs/764566430180147200?source=share

(sideblog woes but there's the link for you) anyway in the vid they talk about going over to each other's houses to have dinner and things and while that is a delicious example of their codependence i love it bc through an rpf lens there is definitely some old man ******* going on. they can have the dilfs and each other.

(someone else mentioned kept boys which i could write an essay on but i fear being Perceived™️)

anyway if you have anything to add to this please do, if not ignore me and i will hide under a rock until the stress-related insanity has worn off and i am a functioning member of society once more 😂

- @bondedpairs

ty for the video!!! and please, WRITE THE KEPT BOYS ESSAYYYY i promise i will read it with my hands over my eyes if you don’t want to be perceived. do it scared!! do it anyway!! we’ll all love you for it!!!

#like. i don’t know how to explain how narratively aware will smith is to me. he knows he’s being put into the codependent rookies arc.#he’s aware that zeev buium transforms into a dog. he knows that he and mack aren’t getting together because mack’s gotta work it out first.#& in a less unhinged way i simply mean that will smith has an air of both self-conscious thought & projection i think is maybe fascinating.#but not in a way in which i actually know this or think that he thinks about himself and how he comes across. he just Is Something ????#the best way i can explain is one of my alltime favorite fics i use it like a shorthand citation bc i love it so much but catchascatchcan’s #many worlds universe but specifically the second tk/pat story second person you the ouroboros spits out its tale nolan walks off screen.#like that is the kind of narrative awareness i am trying to explain that no matter where i put him will smith knows he’s inside a story but #not in a way where he’s trying to do anything to it. he’s just present there. this makes no sense to me either please understand #liv in the replies #bondedpairs #happy to have brought you something in your times of woe!!! also hope things get a little less stressful for you!! <3 #we’re 2gether p much 24/7” no go on i say in my nature documentary voice. watching them like bugs under a rock rn observing from a distance #this DID get me to actually watch the video. agreed with puckpocketed saying rich text and ur tags like. YES the daddy issues popped out.#just wants to make sure he’s having fun!! checking up!! mack the prime irritance in will’s life!! foisted off on one another w/ no choice #it’s like when your parents are friends so then you have to be friends with their kids in a way and then also like. you’re the only kids #close in age to each other but they’re NOT but it is definitely not like. i would choose you for any lifetime it is very will smith hockey #(once again) very aware he has to wait for mack to settle down. like now that i’m saying this i DO want clairvoyant will smith which is not #where it goes in the first half but just in the sense of like. those silly posts that are like ‘invested early in stock!’ & it’s a picture #of braden holtby & his beautiful bisexual wife brandi back when holts was a hipster who wore skinny scarves & now everyone thinks he’s sooo #like that but it’s will smith saying my god you are insufferable but you’ll be fantastic in five years. get in the fucking car.#(yes i am drawing extensively from the one picture where will has COMPLETELY tuned him out (there is a football reasoning reference here?#with the patriots? neonfretra drew this also but it was a tweet about the teams. there’s layers to this here ANYWAY) we’re building a life #i realize after the fact i addressed neither the dilf (gilf?) fucking here nor the content of the actual video & polycules to which i say:#brain scrampled egg. the burnsie/joe/patty/(pavs???) polycule just exists to me and the kids intersect the venn diagram but in a much #smaller portion than they intersect each other in both ways (will/mack joe/the guys)#also as for the content of the video. you’re gonna have to give me at LEAST (how long did it take me until i actually started posting tzjd?#i hate that this is my metric but it really was like. i see everyone yelling about them & i’m like ok. [please ignore the irrational hatred #i have for tz at the time it has to do with moritz seider and also whenever i see him on the ice something awakens in kill mode] and i DO #blame tzjd for my 800 drafts and it took me like. a good while before i finally went OH kay. i see it. okay i can get invested. horizon at #a 45 degree angle moon in the late waxing gibbous winds scented of orange & blowing S by SW from the vortex cycle etc etc ass conditions)

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dnangelic · 8 months ago

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too sleepy to write but i'm thinking about dai has never been dark for more than 24h

#*･ﾟ⊰ 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐒. ⊱ ✦ › OUT.#this is both in a 'dark has never been out/in control of the body for more than 24h' AND a 'dai has never spent more than 24h with dark's #appearance' way #actually the longest he's ever been transformed with dark in control is probably ~6 hours #the longest dai himself has ever been stuck with dark's appearance is probably half a day #or him being asleep at night if that counts LJDKGJKFJG #HE'S TIRED. HE'LL TURN BACK IN THE MORNING-#'what's this have to do with anything' i was thinking about those movies or games and stuff where you #walk into a monster town and it's humans that aren't allowed or are considered freaky #dai when he's stuck looking like dark for his own good like ohhhhh noooo <- guy about to be so uncool #<- adding onto that too but i do think he'd end up popular and then suddenly he'd?!??! HAVE TO COPE?!!#loser in azumano suddenly popular in a place for freaks n weirdos he'd get whiplash

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moe-broey · 4 months ago

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Alfonse voice (having yhe worst stress migraine about it) PLEASE stop trying to have sex with my corpse. Sentences I should never have to say. But more importantly it always goes So Poorly for you it's so fucking hard to watch and I just feel really bad for you

#HELP SORRY. was just thinking about how sometimes alfonse/moe exist in dif genres #and how lif/moe ABSOLUTELY exist in different genres. how lif is constantly oscillating between bargaining anger and depression #how he's taken up The Mantle. of the extreme devotion of an epic divorce man. without actually technically being divorced.#meanwhile moe looks at lif and is just sp hard it can't walk straight.#COULD YOUBFUCKING. IMAGINE. THE TURMOIL. FROM BOTH LIF AND ALFONSE. IT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY TO MEEE #ONE OF THESE DAYS....... i WILL achieve my Goal..... of the lif/alfonse comparison comic.#that kickstarted the creation of moe actually. like. i think i already had a summoner oc rattling around in my head #but i distinctly remember writing up that concept and creating moe as the proxy. and how it just feel off???#like i shelve wips/ideas. and that one has be shelved almost as long as i've been developing moe.#I FEEL LIKE. ... I'M SO CLOSE........ I'M WORKING MY WAY UP........ i also have all of those fairy ideas too though.#SO MANY IDEAS. IN MY HEAD. I HAVE TO BECOME. PRO COMIC WRITER <- is. the opposite of that i think.#like entirely self-taught doing fhis fuck around fund out style comic writer.#i actually don't know how hard i stand by the alfonse/moe existing in dif genres it's just a half thought i have #mani def exists in some sort of horror though.#moe tag

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this-doesnt-endd · 6 months ago

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I love the museum scene from ferris bueller so much not only cause its just great but also cause like everytime i see it i see myself and think about how special that kind of moment is

#i talk abt this often but like cause it impacted me so much #cause like i had the worst experince for my second half of highschool and my dad who also didnt like highschool understood #the importance of like taking the day off abd he'd let me skip and call me in sick and have a ferris bueller day as we called it #cause its a movie we both deeply loved and loved together #and at first id just stay at home in bed not getting up with the movie in the background and like eventually i started to do things w my da #cause my mom didnt know and she couldnt know so id go out and do things so it wasnt noticiable i was home all day #and like id walk around my neighborhood and go to musuem and movies and listen to new music and go to parks and places i hadnt been before #trying to give myself the best day show myself something good and slowly i went from rotting away to being like im taking a stand #im not letting my life unfold around me and i went out and did things i wanted to do and learned about all the things i wanted to #and was actually like involving myself in like what i wanted my future to be i went to plays and art museums and the movies #and when i see that scene i think of john huges commentary and how the museum was a place of refuge for him and so he came back to it #and put it in his movie and allowed it to be thst again and it was for arguably his like magnum opus #and that scene just fills me with such a sense of peace and nostalgia and hope and i cry everytime!#and everytime that movie is in theatres i go and see it and after its all over and i walk out and feel the sun shine on my face #everything for a moment feels like its gonna be okay and i think of my dad and the first time i saw this movie in elementary school #on one of those days he just had off and we took the day off together and how during the moment in my life everyone else was telling me #abt how important school was even when it was killing me he knew that sometimes you just had to take the day off and take it easy #and he let me everytime without questiom cause he knew what it meant and how much it meant to me

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keeps-ache · 7 months ago

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mm i Neeed to go the beach

#just me hi #wauhuhh !#something about just drifting around in water that i am slightly scared of that really makes my brain whir happily lol :>#i am slightly scared of it for two major reasons: 1) fish. lord the fish why are they so scary 2) sometimes i think i'll drown and they jus #won't find the body. which is less rational than the fish so that's why fish is my number 1 fear at all times lmao #/i think out of all the animals on the planet i am the most scared of ordinary fish. not even the deep sea stuff hfbshv #cuz look they're so far down there you Have to assume they look funked. and also they prolly don't like human meat. so it's cool #but regular fish?? some of them eat birds. they eat birds dude. what would they do to me if they knew how to use harpoons??#also they for SURE eat corpses so we loop back to fear no. 2 really just being fear no. 1 hbfhs #/see i'm not even that scared of the animals my parents are determined on exploding. like man if i get eaten that was prolly bound #to happen anyway. i Know how that goes. i know what mauling is lol #i am the only person in this house who will walk around outside on a moonless light w/ no flashlight because if i was sposed to be dead i #can guaranteE there are much better opportunities. funnier ones‚ too #/just looked it up bobcats are SHY little guys. they are just shy babies. except for when they have rabies :)#shy rabies babies <3 #/anyway back to the fish. i don't like how there are some that specifically like to eat human skin. mmm no i have never liked that ever not #one little bit. makes my skin crawl hghfsh #i don't care what it does or can do that is NOT cool lil dude ;w;#/hang on i'm googling 'weirdest things fish eat' because i want to scare myself i guess hbfhvbsf :'3 #they're only showing me weird fish!!! no !! tell me about a fish that's living exclusively off of plastics!! or car tires !! come on !!!#these guys are just funky looking. and just Kinda funky looking. though this humphead guy is funny lol :)#he looks scary but with a charm that i can't deny #his forehead. and mouf. this guy is awesome #and of course he's endangered because the world is exploding. but it's so cool he exists :D #//anyway fish are scary. and miss humphead is Huge so goofiness aside he's also scary hhfbvs #also why do some of those motherfunkers swim close to shore and bite at you. those guys suck so bad #that's only happened to me so many times but enough for me to have a fear that has lasted for over half a decade lmao #//and anywho i'm running out of tag space lol :)#we're going ot the park!! i'm going to skate :DD !!#i wanna get good at my old stuff again hfsh - so bye! bye !! toodles !!!

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thisblogisblank · 1 year ago

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My personal hc for how Furnoss gets around is that he moves kinda like a starfish, in the sense that he uses all 4 of his feet in unison to shuffle his way around. It's a really smooth movement and it freaks tf out of all the other Celestials when they see this old ass man just. Slowly gliding his way across the floor. It's horrifying.

#my singing monsters #msm #furnoss #the worst part is that he 'walks' almost completely silently. so he just fuckign appears out of this air half the time #still can't navigate stairs tho #so he had Vhamp build him one of those sliding elevator things on their stairwell so he can get up and down :]#when he isn't accomodated tho he just has Glaishur pick him up and carry him around HSHSHSH

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