#He needs it

[treef-greef]

weekends

[were--ralph]

oh he wants it bad

[somewhatidealname]

sing his praise

[milkcioccolato]

I had to do this with them, omg

Based on this tweet!

[bonnisbon]

He’s feeling the first hug in centuries im not well

[seabunnieart]

a kiss pls...

original image here!!

[erinwantstowrite]

Hey Dick, how does it feel that Peter will most likely be better at any acrobatic trick? (Anything you can do, he can do better, boy he can do it in broken heels.) (I'm sorry)

[haveihitanerve]

Alfred Pennyworth is to Blame

Okay first- let me start this by saying I love Alfred Pennyworth. He is the one who raised the great Bruce Wayne, hes a badass, and hes a killer Grandfather. But thats just it. He’s a good grandfather. Not a good father. I see so many people giving Bruce shit for how he treats his kids and then praise alfred as the savior, the only good responsible adult in the world, the one who should have taken all the kids and left Bruce because he ruined them and Alfred would have done better. But thats not true. I fully believe all of the kids would have suffered under just Alfred’s care because, well, he doesn't get it. Bruce’s prime motivator for almost al of his children is that they have shared pain and grief and he helps them work through it. Alfred? So many people have said being a grandparent is easier than being a parent- and its true. Because you don't have to deal with actually raising this child. You get to be the “fun one”. You don't have rules, you spoil them, you give hugs and advice. The actual parent is the one who has to criticize and raise you and punish and teach everything. Do I think Bruce could have raised his kids on his own? Probably. Do I think Alfred definitely helped raise them to be as amazing as they are today? Hell yeah! But Bruce, and I firmly believe this, is such a “terrible” dad, because Alfred was his. Alfred, who doesn’t call Bruce son or even Bruce because first and foremost this boy is his charge, his master, not his child. Bruce was not raised on much affection from the butler, because thats who he was- a butler. Alfred does his best, its not his fault- this was a job that unwillingly turned into a lifelong dedication of suddenly raising a child, but its not enough. And people need to realize that. Maybe, Bruce isn't that great at communicating because he was raised by a mostly silent butler. Maybe Bruce doesn't say I love you quite that often because Alfred never did. Maybe Bruce is so strict because he was raised by a man from the military. But, lets take a look at his kids. Dick Grayson. Dick Grayson is arguably one of my favorite Batfam members, and he became the man he is, overcoming his trauma and being nice and funny and joyous, because he had Bruce in his life. “Robin needed to help take down the man who murdered his parents. ‘So he could turn out like you?’ So that he wouldn't.” Because Bruce took him in and helped him overcome his trauma, Dick became better. Dick is what Bruce would have become… if he had had a Bruce in his life. But he hadn’t. He had an Alfred. 

Anyway, just my thoughts. It makes me so mad when people are so quick to serenade Alfred and shower him with love and then shit on Bruce so hard… when its fucking alfreds fault. Well, not fault thats not the right word but still. Bruce is, unfortunately, my favorite DC person ever and its a hard battle to fight and defend but I’ll do it gladly everyday. Please stop hating on Bruce only to turn around and applaud Alfred. No. Thats not how this works. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. 

[monhiio]

And if I say I almost pissed myself when I saw this tag then what

[igniserii]

He just wants validation & reassurance from Lucerys. Based on Ewan asking [Elliot] "Did you like my performance in that take?"

[pine-needle-shuffle]

I have a migraine but I'm giving that man acne the moment I get to my computer

[fan-of-chaos]

I AM SOBBING RN

HE IS ALRIGHT!!! HE IS HAPPY!! MY BOY GETS TO BE HAPPY!!!!

[nxptoons]

HAPPY NEW YEARS

watching this scene for the first time scared me shitless

[det-symphony85]

I just leave it here

[azem-ghale]

Honestly I found it hilarious that there's March fans thst get mad when people say he's a dick like... Even the game is like nah he's a dick

[ravenshavenn]

Sometimes I see a fictional man and Im just like yeah you deserve a blowjob