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learning many things in the bathroom at the car mechanic

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havw you ever drawn a guy goin for a swim.. possibly with um. no clothes on. sorry (runs away into oncoming traffic) (I pass by all the cars perfectly) (I trip on the curb and fall into a storm drain)

I guess you won't mind taking a dip then?

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Commissions by SolidAsp!

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I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

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I'm so tired

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Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

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addicted to sending this clip from twilight to my friends whenever they are in a situation where i think they should lie

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The only thing screaming worse than the tulips and hydrangeas under Pub's cheeks are king Mark's kingdom's coffers. It's not the first time, nor the last this big tiger shows the panther who the real king is~ Thank y'all SO much for hiring me <3

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Commission for Kaszronda

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when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

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the difference between Trump and Biden is Biden wants Lightning McQueen to get pregnant by a dragon and Trump wants Lightning to top

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god i love balls if you have big balls we really should set up a facesitting appointment