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A screech owl attacks ornithologist Arthur A. Allen as he examines its young By: D. G. Allen From: The Book of Bird Life 1961
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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me
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One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.
Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man
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This is our new family member, Ciri, a furball of boundless energy. Ah, it's good to be young.
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Everyone who says 'this doesn't happen for me', 'I'm never proud of my work', etc - my good bitches, you gotta CULTIVATE that attitude. You gotta FIND the bit of joy in your creative experience, however small. You gotta FOCUS on the bits you like. If you must strip-mine your entire mfing piece of art for ONE nugget that you ARE legitimate pleased with - one turn of phrase, one line, one brush stroke - then do that, and hold up that ONE THING, and ALLOW YOURSELF to appreciate it. I promise it gets easier once you start doing it.
i looooove seeing artists & writers proud of their work!!!!! i looooove captions & authors notes that say things like “i’m quite happy with this” “i love how this turned out” “i had so much fun making this”!!!!!! i loooooove when the act of creation is joyful & we take pride in what we make!!!!!!!!!!
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i looooove seeing artists & writers proud of their work!!!!! i looooove captions & authors notes that say things like “i’m quite happy with this” “i love how this turned out” “i had so much fun making this”!!!!!! i loooooove when the act of creation is joyful & we take pride in what we make!!!!!!!!!!
#yeah!#stand by your creations!#it doesn't have to be perfect#but you can still be proud of it#and/or of the effort you put in!#and/or take joy in the experience!
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Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery
i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......
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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol
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It only took - *checks calendar* - 222 days and a fully-catered writing weekend in a manor house, BUT I've got the next chapter of the Lost and Found's Hyperion timeline out into the world!
Go read it, y'all.


https://archiveofourown.org/works/47870950/chapters/164008585
#rhack#handsome jack#rhys strongfork#borderlands#ai handsome jack#lost and found#lost and found (hyperion)#my fic#ao3
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It only took - *checks calendar* - 222 days and a fully-catered writing weekend in a manor house, BUT I've got the next chapter of the Lost and Found's Hyperion timeline out into the world!
Go read it, y'all.


https://archiveofourown.org/works/47870950/chapters/164008585
#rhack#handsome jack#rhys strongfork#borderlands#my fic#ai handsome jack#ao3#lost and found#lost and found (hyperion)
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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too
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Curate everything.
Curate your hygiene routine, curate your clothing items, curate your home, curate your habits, curate your nutrition, curate your environment, curate your circles, curate you socials, curate the content you consume, curate your social skills, curate your financial situation, curate your emotions, curate the version of you that shows up in public, curate your hobbies, curate your knowledge.
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