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personnotfound · 1 month ago

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i hope whoever actually shot that CEO is having a good day.

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batcavescolony · 10 months ago

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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

#katniss everdeen #the hunger games trilogy #the hunger games #primrose everdeen #hunger games #batcavescolony reads the hunger games #suzanne collins #'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl #and this isn't negative just bffr girl #your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is #old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU #...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in #CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the #reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously #shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent #so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to #district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie #and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give #them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like #some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12 #cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact #that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good #these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the #hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to #comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but #of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.

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ryomaandgundhamkin · 2 months ago

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chance is basically just the rizzler fo forsaken

YES.

#this.#He basically is.#HES LOWKEY JS A CHILL GUY🔥🔥/silly #i love him EGAGDJJFKF #you can prolly ship him with anyone at this point tho……#ok wait I take that back-#we ain’t shipping the child. (coolkidd)

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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The math just adds up!

#dungeon meshi #falin touden #marcille donato #farcille #I always loved how chapter 27 ends with them both so bloody and 28 starts with them in the bath.#not just because of how iconic the bathtub moment is but because you know they had to scrap off so much gore first.#I think everyone in the party took a very long and methodical bath but Falin was basically *all* blood*.#Being covered in blood is one of those 'just girly things' that women deserve to stop being shamed about.#I just don't think Chilchuck is progressive enough. He probably made them take a bath first B*/#Okay jestering aside I want to just highlight -#The magnitude of Marcille's joy at seeing her dearest friend again! Of holding her and sharing her presence in the same room!#Something about this reunion feels like a beautiful dream you are afraid of waking up from...

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nenoname · 1 month ago

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mr "i'm the fittest and healthiest 60 y/o you've ever seen" constantly using the same "i'm old!!" excuse

#it basically translates to 'im lonely and i want company!!!' at this point #ford using this excuse when about to go on a grocery run #'oh no i'm too old to carry all those shopping bags'#'stan two i just saw you dropkick a giant on its nose before doing a backflip just yesterday.'#ford pines #stanford pines #stan using his old man powers to get what he wants via faking a heart attack and getting senior citizen discounts 10 years earlier #ford is using his to go 'keep me company!!!'

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preciouslittle-bhaalbabe · 7 months ago

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I need more of Astarion being an absolute undead fucking weirdo. No more suave charming elf man NO this man forgets to breathe for prolonged periods of time and randomly gasps or croaks because he can't speak without air in his lungs. He lurks in dark corners with weird reflective eyes and doesn't move until you notice him. He's SUPER into the scent of his lover and buries his face in their neck or chest while taking in a BIG snorf. He gets very affectionate when he notices his partner is on their period or is bleeding from other causes. He doesn't make noise when approaching someone and often scares the shit out of them because he just silently shows up behind them. He's addicted to the warmth of his partner and rubs his body against them like a cat. He makes animalistic grunts and moans while he feeds. He forgets to blink and just stares at people with wide eyes while they talk. He stares at his lovers pulse point instead of looking in their eyes. He growls when displeased. Sometimes he smiles just a tad too wide. He watches his lover sleep and waits for them to wake up for them to find him just staring them down, unblinking. He's a fucking freak and I love him to bits I need more weirdo Astarion.

#please #he's a strange lil guy #I need more astarion weird vampire man moments #yes I know I'm basically describing a cat #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 astarion #astarion ancunin #astarion #freakstarion

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theorphicangel · 1 month ago

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not sure if i've said this before but i'll say it again.

college bf! sukuna who claims he dgaf about you but finds himself remembering your timetable off by heart

college bf! sukuna who always leaves campus the second his lectures and seminars end but then finds himself staying an extra hour until your own classes finishes and yes he waits in the hallway for you

college bf! sukuna who never steps foot in the library until you drag him on a stupid little study date and make him actually learn something about his course rather than just memorising it

college bf! sukuna who calms you down after an anxiety attack about your exam or presentation, making you take deep breaths in and out before you head in

college bf! sukuna who rewards you with a gift basket after your exams are all over, an idea he stole from his brother

college bf! sukuna who makes sure to get his head down and pass all his classes with the best scores so he can provide the best future for you

#he's whipped basically #college bf! sukuna #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen #jjk x reader #sukuna x reader #ryomen sukuna x reader #ryomen sukuna #sukuna fluff #sukuna x reader fluff #sukuna #jujustsu kaisen x reader #jjk #jjk x reader fluff #jjk headcanons #jjk fluff #jjk fanfic

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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months ago

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You think FNAF Helpy misses Michael sometimes?

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mynnthia · 10 months ago

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was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #kabru #kabru already added laios as a discord friend. everyone else in the server can see laios excitedly asking kabru to go with him #what would You even Do in this situation. how would YOU feel?#basically: kabru isnt a laios-hater! hes just in shock bc Thats His Trauma. the key part is kabru still says yes #bc he wants to get to know laios. to understand why laios would be so fascinated by something horrific to him #and ALSO bc even while in shock kabru can still tell laios has unique expertise + knowledge that Could be used for Good #even if kabru doesnt fully trust laios yet (bc kabru just started talking to the guy 2 hours ago. they barely know each other)#kabru also understands that getting to know ppl (esp laios) means having to get to know their passions. even if it triggers his trauma here #but thats too much to fit in this metaphor/analogy. this is NOT an AU! its not supposed to cover everything abt kabru or laios' character!#its a self-contained metaphor written Specifically to be more easily relatable+thus easy to understand for general ppl online #(ie. assumed discord users. hence why i said (a non-specific) 'discord server' and not something specific like 'car repair subreddit')#its for ppl who mightve not fully grasped kabru's character+intentions and think hes being mean/'chaotic'/murderous.#to place ppl in kabru's shoes in an emotionally similar situation thats more possible/grounded in irl experiences and contexts.#and also for the movie punchline #mynn.txt #dm text #crossposting my tweets onto here since my friends suggested so

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 15 days ago

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my au where bee goes with megatron and the decipticons instead LOL

#optimus prime #bumblebee #b 127 #megatron #transformers one #megatron wins custody AU #transformers #optimus is actually really fun to draw...#his face is the easiest for me #sending my stupid son that i love away because i have trust issues #alsooo just to add... bee didnt go with megs because op sent him away #op and elita were actually devastated when he left and tried to get him to come back the entire time #i like to think that after bee has been with the decipticons for so long when he returns to the autobots nobody really trusts him #especially op... like thats his son that he loves but he would have such horrible trust issues #so basically this AU ends with bee having no one LOOOL

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wishfulsketching · 3 months ago

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Little continuation to this sketch

#my art #sketchy sketch #arcane #zaundads #vanco #Silco can drink anyone under the table #nobody knows how but he can #he'll be a miserable drunk tho I think #like he'd be quiet and sassy and angry #...so basically just season 1 silco :D #he'd be super happy when tipsy tho #thats my queue to leave

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keferon · 3 months ago

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Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules

Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day

#maccadam #transformers #prowl #tf prowl #there is no Prowl in Tfp so Optimus can pull all kinds of heroic cartoonish bullshit #and only Ratchet actually calls him out on it #but Ratchet also kinda has soft spot for Optimus #Op does sad eyes and Ratchet is like okay okay sorry I understand #Prowl would see the whole situation and lose his marbles immediately ahahahah #lol hey hey you. two people who read tags. imagine little au realquick #Autobots find the escape pod with Smokescreen right #but there’s two bots instead of one #back on the base humans look at the new guys and like #Smokey is fun and energetic and eager for heroism and adventure #and then there’s Prowl. The final boss. The ultimate MOM.#He makes one step into base and immediately starts scolding Optimus and everyone except for Ratchet #agent Fowler listens to him talking and decides that Prowl is his favorite autobot #damn. Prowl would SO not approve keeping humans around. Kids would hate him #but also he would be completely right. Because by keeping humans that close Autobots basically show that the humans can be used as leverage #against them you know.#He would immediately suggest getting rid of kids and hiring actual competent adults instead. So all hacking can be done by professionals #and all infiltrating can be done by people who are at least old enough to drink you know #yea kids would haaaate him so much #he would also build make all kinds of little annoying gadgets bc I have read Covenant of Primus and tfp Prowl is smart like that #he would be going around sticking trackers on every enemy he fights #and then triangulating Cons positions by the coordinates where their signals stop tracking #bc Nemesis blocks them #He would also keep sending Smokey to ghost through walls and steal all kinds of valuable shit from Megsy #they would be such a menace together #man this is getting kinda long I should probably stop

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sfordaisy · 2 months ago

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More marine donquixote bros

#doffy disagreeing with basic empathy probably #he just wants to fight the people hes allowed to fight smh #rosi will explain later #donquixote brothers marine au #donquixote doflamingo #donquixote rosinante #doflamingo #one piece #one piece fanart #like 6 months since i last posted this au but dont think about it

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lunewolf13 · 3 months ago

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Tim and Jason were munching on Batburgers mid-patrol. Entirely out of the blue Tim says: By the way, I'm bi.

Jason pauses, then swallows his burger: Uh, okay?

Tim: I just wanted to tell you. In case, you know, you think no one would accept you.

Jason: ...Huh??

Tim: Yeah, there's a reason why I brought this up. What I'm trying to tell you is that B told me to tell you that you can bring your boyfriend over for dinner whenever you want.

Jason just stares at Tim, wondering if he's experiencing a fever dream because what??

Jason: What boyfriend??

As far as he knows, there is no boyfriend. Why does Bruce think there is a boyfriend??

Tim being understanding but for a completely different context: It's okay, Hood. I'll tell him you said no. No need to deny it.

Jason continues to be baffled: Thanks. But I don't have a boyfriend.

Tim does not believe him: Sure, sure. So, when's the next time Arsenal plans to visit Gotham?

Jason goes back to eating his burger and pretending he's not totally confused by the change in topic: Uh, this Thursday. I'm gonna help him with Lian's birthday cake, and brainstorm gift ideas.

Tim: Uh-huh. Hope you have guys have fun :)

#That time when you come out to your gay brother and invite his boyfriend to dinner on your dad's behalf #Only for your gay brother to say he's not gay and you just assume it's because he doesn't want to come out yet #When in reality he doesn't even know he's gay or that he's basically dating his best friend #He's not really self-aware when it comes to this stuff #Like don't all friends help you bake a cake for your daughter's birthday?#That's just a really bro thing to do honestly #Roy is almost as bad except he eventually figured out this is some boyfriend shit they're doing #He's just waiting for Jay to realize so they could actually make out and stuff #Everyone in the Batfam know they're dating before Jason does #jason todd #tim drake #bisexuals for the win #roy harper #jason todd x roy harper #jayroy #batfamily

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nenoname · 7 months ago

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