#Hayden’s ramblings

[cramopener]

Love when I accidentally manage to cook with my ocs in terms of their symbolism and motifs to perfectly suit the narrative they’re in

[mothstiel]

“hayden’s music has gotten so dark lately! i will not be listening to perverts!” where have you been? the unreleased track where she sings about a family who is forced to eat their dog and how the narrator watches her whole family die slowly. the song inbred. the album where a girl gets drugged and cannibalized. sunday morning. head in the wall. hard times. august underground being named after a snuff film.

some people just aren’t ready to accept the possibility that dark music can be good music, open your horizons to songs that make you squirm. see the beauty in this, it is so hard to find

[speaknow-sw]

I'm gonna bust he's so fine with hair. He feel so MANLY 🫦🫦

Literally me when I saw his stubble :

[titaniasfairy]

stepbro!sammy who manipulates you into sleeping with him to “help your cramps”!!! except he’s way too rough and it doesn’t help

thirza blessing us with a filthy ask today…

18+ MDNI

just a reminder that you are responsible for the media you consume! if you don’t like it, DON’T FUCKING READ IT! anyways bear🐻 presents..

cw: PERIOD SEX! STEPCEST! fem!reader, dom!sam, coercion kinda so slight dub-con, creampie, oral (fem receiving), cum-eating.

“cmon, lemme help! i read it in an article once.”

you roll your eyes as your step-brother continues to pester you about trying to help with your period cramps. sam sits next to you on your bed while you lie on your back, clearly struggling with your ailments.

“sam i’m not going to fuck you just because you think it’ll help with my cramps.”

you huff out in frustration at his naïve horniness, knowing he’s just trying to get inside you. despite this, he persists.

“i know it’ll help! you’ll enjoy it too..”

“will not! it’ll be all wet and messy- not to mention gross! we’d have to lay a towel down.”

sam groans out and throws his head back, obviously annoyed with your refusal to his lust-filled proposal.

“oh please, it’s not like the sex we usually have isn’t messy already.”

your jaw drops at his disgusting (but true) statement, trying to deny that the two of you have had sex before. he’s your step-brother after all!

“n-no! i don’t know what you’re talking about.”

sam chuckles at your half-witted attempt of a lie while you try and avert your gaze from the growing bulge in his jeans.

“i think you do, sweetie. i know you haven’t forgotten about the other night..”

his dirty whispers fill your head up with images of your mouth around sam’s cock, his hands in your hair as he face fucks you rough. the night ended with your mascara smeared and your swollen lips covered in your step-brother’s milky seed.

while you were lost in thought, sam slipped next to you, his warm breath hitting your ear and leaving you flushed.

“now you remember, don’t you? cmon baby, let your big brother make you feel better.”

only a few minutes later were you bent over on all fours, sam’s thick cock ramming into you from behind. the blood spilling from your entrance served as lube for him, making each thrust let out a wet squelching noise.

he pounded into you hard and rough, leaving no room for the ‘relief’ he promised. the tip of sam’s cock kissed your cervix and forced its way into you, causing you to let out squeals of pain and pleasure.

sam’s hand was placed where your ass met your lower back, pushing you back and forth on his cock to help him thrust inside you. his other hand was tangled in your hair, using it as a handle for him.

“sweet jesus. look at you taking your brother’s cock so well. my cock looks so good covered in your blood, baby.”

you let out whimpers of protest in response, seemingly begging him to slow down or be a little more gentle, but you’re only met with maniacal chuckles in response.

sam’s hand weaves out of your hair to hold the back of your head, pushing it down into the mattress and effectively silencing you so his groans and smacking skin are the sounds left in the bedroom.

with every thrust into you, your step-brother’s heavy balls smack your sensitive clit, sending shivers through your fucked-out body. looking down at the bloody mess only turned sam on more, leaving him staring down at his cock slamming in and out of your tight cunt. the sight makes his balls tighten and his cock throb, bringing him closer and closer to his peak.

“holy fuck i’m gonna cum in this tight pussy.”

sam moans out loud and slaps your ass, marking his territory. he gives you three or four hard thrusts and spills his load into you in thick ropes of cum, leaving you spent beneath him without an orgasm yet.

before your disappointment can fulling fester, sam is pulling out of your cunt and bending down to face your pussy. he places both hands on your ass cheeks and dives face first into your cunt, slurping and sucking out his own cum.

you’re left speechless, only able to let out wanton moans and squeals of absolute bliss as your step-brother eats you out like a man starved. with each flick and touch of his blood-covered tongue you’re pulled closer to the edge of your orgasm.

“sammy i’m gonna cum! oh my god-”

sam’s hands grip your ass harder and your toes curl as your orgasm comes over you in a large wave, leaving you shaking and spasming against his tongue. sam continues to slurp and lick his way through your climax till you’re completely slumped against the mattress below you.

while you’re trying to catch your breath, huffing and puffing on all fours, sam stands up and wipes his blood and cum covered mouth with the back of his hand.

“so are those cramps gone yet?”

ty for the ask <3

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[thesassypadawan]

Keep this in mind... No matter how bad of a day you're having...at some point during this very same day, Hayden Christensen has probably been naked at least once. 💙🤍

(Totally not using the Jacob gif to hint at something cooking for November. 👀 But I totally am. 😘)

[st4rfckerz]

this is all i need tbh

[sleepyhutcherson]

bring back this look

[hurricanek8art]

Need to ramble about SW to distract myself from everything going on.

Something that's stuck with me about Ahsoka beyond, like, everything is how happy I am for Genevieve O'Reilly? Because I mean, look at how insane the last twenty (!!!) years have been.

She was cast as young Mon Mothma around 2003 (I don't remember exactly when, but I remember seeing a pic from them doing a wig test that was dated 2003 a little while ago). She got all but one of her scenes cut out of Revenge of the Sith (don't get me started on that I'm still mad about those scenes being cut for so many reasons) and the only one that stayed in is a scene where she doesn't even speak, and that's it. There's publicity photos and some deleted scenes, and that was her Star Wars legacy for eleven years.

And then she gets a co-starring role in Rogue One, getting to play the character again.

And then again in Rebels, getting to deliver half of what I think is one of the best dialogue exchanges about the Rebellion's philosophy—so basically half of Star Wars itself's entire philosophy—that I've ever heard.

And then again in Andor, as a main character, with all her complexities and just like everything about it because it's so flipping good.

And now here she is again in Ahsoka, playing the character past the timeframe of the original role, as a leader, getting to build on practically everything she's done before now.

And now she's not just portraying 'younger Mon Mothma', she is portraying Mon Mothma, she's the definitive version (at least to me, no shade to OG actress Caroline Blakiston) and everyone I've seen and heard talk about her since Andor loves the character.

Just. I love Mon Mothma. I am so happy for Genevieve O'Reilly.

[pathetic-lifeform]

After witnessing Hayden’s return to Star Wars, first in OWK in 2022 and now in Ahsoka, I cannot help but think that why did it take us nearly 20 years to collectively claim this man as our own? Do we even deserve him?

In the prequels he gave his everything, his portrayal of Anakin was incredibly nuanced and he clearly had done his homework (e.g. nailing JEJ’s speech pattern and his vocal cadence, as well as David Prowse’s physical mannerisms). Looking at Hayden you could see exactly what George Lucas meant when he said he wanted someone who had ” that presence of the dark side”. But you could also distinguish the former innocent slave boy, who wanted to be a Jedi and make his loved ones proud. He was Anakin, he was Vader.

It still makes me extremely sad and upset that some fans thought their image of Vader at the time was the only right one. They had their heads too up their asses to see that Anakin/Vader was right there, exactly as George Lucas had written him, both passionate and powerful but also sad and pathetic. And of course there were those who did see it, most of them were just too young at the time/without a platform to express all that awe and outpouring of love, as it was mostly drowned out by the loud, spiteful hate and criticism.

I can’t even imagine the things Hayden had to hear, directly from fans and from the media. It must’ve been so discouraging for a young actor. Heck, he was 24 when RotS came out. 24. And still, after everything, he decided to come back. He could’ve declined when Deborah Chow called him and asked him to return to the franchise, I would not have blamed him.

We are extremely lucky to have him back as Anakin and Vader again. And we better remember that.

[sexchangesthegeneration]

i dunno what's going on exactly with crazy fans & hayden but it's so upsetting. he's such a sweet person and some people taking advantage of this is so disgusting and heartbreaking. at the end of the day, he is a 43 year old actor to you, to me and to everyone else in this circle. you're delusional if you think it would EVER go past that and your delusions are ruining it for everybody else.

[dogshit-enchantment]

My bisexual ass is SWEATING god they're all so fucking hot

[frazzledsoul]

Thinking a little bit about Rory Gilmore's paternal grandparents completely rejecting her, to the point where their first real meeting with her after she was an infant (sixteen years later) results in her grandfather yelling that Lorelai ruined her father's life by giving birth to her in the first place (it's not clear how, since he never lifted a finger or gave a dime to help Lorelai or Rory until she's nearly grown). Her grandparents hate her, have disowned her, see her as nothing but a threat and a curse, and won't acknowledge her existence. Yet her younger sister is loved and adored by them, and no one sees this as weird or concerning or hurtful. When Christopher goes to visit her at college, he blithely comments that Gigi is "being spoiled by her grandmother", seemingly not caring that this same grandmother wants nothing to do with Rory whatsoever. When Christopher's father died Rory goes to comfort him but it's his loss, not hers, because she's not allowed to claim him as a relative. Weeks later, Christopher comes to Emily and Richard's vow renewal to try to win Lorelai back from Luke and when Rory goes to comfort him, all he can do is lament that he's lost Lorelai and that their first kiss was the best moment of his life. Not Rory's birth, not Gigi's birth, not anything having to do with either of his children, but a momentary kiss from his teenage girlfriend who wants nothing to do with him anymore. How pathetic. What a way to remind Rory that she doesn't even matter on the list of things that are important to him, just as she wasn't to his parents, either. Rogan fans love this moment because Rory intuits this to carpe diem and makes a beeline for Logan to hook up with him (and Literati fans find this inspiring as well, because a similar sentiment prompted the first Literati kiss) but it seems more an act of...recklessness to me. Her grandparents don't love her, her dad only cares about her as an extension to Lorelai, Lorelai is currently preoccupied with Luke, so why not take the opportunity to go after the person she's been lusting after for a few months who actually does seem to like her right now?

I am not saying this is all that Rory and Logan's relationship was about or that Rory refusing to acknowledge her sister's existence is in any way justified, but perhaps some of her acting out over the last half of the show has a lot to do with the way her father's family scorning her and how nobody expected her to notice or care.

You can never make me like you, Haydens.

[speaknow-sw]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride until I'm swollen, until I'm crying, until l can't walk, until I'm numb, until my throat hurts, until my cheeks are red, until the neighbours know his name, until my legs are useless, until my eyes are rolled back and it stays there, until my bones disconnect, untill pass out, until all my holes are filled, until I can't breathe, until it gets longer than before, until I remember the length of it, until the end of time,, until it reaches my stomach, until he's grunting and growling, until the whole world hears, until he's out of juice, We aren't ever stopping, the bed could break, 2 the floor could cave in, and there could be a killer natural disaster outside but we aren't stopping, until we invent a new position, until I'm trembling underneath, until I see stars and fireworks in the back of my head, until I can't think anymore, until I forget how to talk. No matter what, we aren't stopping. I'll ride him until I can't breathe, until the room stinks, until the blood in my body turns.

[titaniasfairy]

your stepbrother sam is so mean :(

(inspired by conversations w: @mortalheartache @zapernz @geekforhorror )

18+ MDNI!

cw: stepcest, mean!sam, fem!reader, sam is lowkey a perv, doggy, degradation, name calling (slut, whore, bitch)

stepbro!sam is such a meany to you :(( always tugging your hair while you’re studying or reading a book of some sorts.

he’ll come up behind you while you’re focused on finishing your homework with your headphones in and pencil moving on your paper when he pulls on your hair hard, causing you to yelp and yell out.

“sam stop! i need to get this done and you’re distracting me!”

he laughs at your annoyance while standing over your frustrated frame. his cock can’t help but twitch at your pouty lips and angry eyes.

“who cares, it’s not that important anyways. is it the end of the world if the little straight-a student doesn’t make the dean’s list?”

sam mocks your pouty face and bats his eyelashes with faux-sympathy. your eyes roll at his stupidly hot face while slamming your textbook shut and walking off into the kitchen.

his eyes immediately dart to your swaying hips and how good your ass looks in that skirt.

stepbro!sam doesn’t do laundry, like ever. even when there are absolutely no clean clothes left to wear. your parents make you take turns on who does what each week, but you always end up doing it for him anyways.

you’ll barge into his room while he’s blasting hard rock through his cheap stereo, plugging your ears with your fingers to try and drown out the noise.

“jesus, what do you want?” he barks at you and closes his laptop quickly (you wonder what he’s looking at…). he’s sat back in a desk chair with his arms crossed.

“for the love of god sam, do the laundry. i have absolutely no clean underwear!” sam smirks and stars down at your tits and how obvious it is that you’re not wearing a bra. your perky nipples peak out from the thin t-shirt your wearing and sam’s eyes are glued to it.

“i can see that.”

your jaw drops and you scoff, turning around and storming out of the room. “you’re such a creep, sam!” you yell out.

you don’t know that he purposefully doesn’t do the laundry so he can watch you prance around the house in no bra or panties under your clothes.

stepbro!sam never has any regard to you at all, always leaving stuff behind to clean up, never doing the dishes, tracking his cigarette smoke smell everywhere. he doesn’t even leave any hot water for you after he showers!

you’ll be all ready for your shower, skincare done and clothes off, all ready to start a new day. but when you step in and turn the water on, it’s freezing cold. after jumping away from the cold water, you realize the reason why and let out a scream in frustration.

before you can even think, you’re wrapping your towel around your nude body and storming into sam’s room.

“are you kidding me? you can’t even leave any hot wa-”

“well this is a nice view”

sam is laying on his bed with some magazine in his hand, an arm laid over his head to prop himself up. after realizing what he said, you try to cover yourself up more with your arms but there’s no point.

“no point in covering what i’ve already seen, sweetheart.”

once again, you’re turning around and storming out of his room, slamming the door and yelling “you’re so gross!”

sam’s grateful you didn’t hear him jerking off to the thought of you in the shower, water running so long it starts to turn cold.

but he’s meanest when he’s got you face down, ass up on his mattress. he holds your head down with his right hand and grips your ass with his left, slamming you into the bed beneath you.

his length pounds into your gummy walls and grazes your cervix, definitely leaving a bruise for later. sam’s balls are hitting your clit with each thrust, bringing you ever so close to bliss.

“don’t you fucking cum yet, whore. you think you can walk around being a sassy little prude and get away with it?”

tears sting in your eyes and your cunt clamps around him, his cock reaching the deepest spots inside you.

“sammy i’m sorry!! just please please let me cum!!”

“don’t you fucking dare. little bratty sluts don’t get to cum on their step brother’s cock.”

you try and let out an apology but your pathetic sobs just take over your words, filling the room with stupid cries and squelches of your juicy cunt.

“i don’t wanna hear it, bitch. now shut up and take it.”

[blackhholes]

teen wolf meme: [4/6] creatures -> chimeras

You found the perfect word, though, Scott... Because a Chimera isn't just a monster with different parts. It can also mean something impossible to achieve. An unrealizable dream.

[st4rfckerz]

ohhhhhhhhhh my god