#Hartleys Jelly

[dinnerposting42]

I madr linch today!!! :)

[monkeyssalad-blog]

1940 Hartley’s Jam ad by totallymystified

[inafieldofdaisies]

My ship in 5 minutes | Calahan x Mary May | Base template source || Jacob x Mercedes

"Maybe home is nothing but two arms holding you tight when you’re at your worst."

[f1nneas]

Do you guys think eating jelly is what eating a period blood clot feels like

[formulapisces]

f5 crew wassup 😭😭 I am cold and tired and ready for some answers

🦇(freeze gone. defrosted?)

i’m not so patiently waiting for this ferrari/merc dsq thingy

my freeze is also gone! thawed?

[holycolor]

Hartleys Jolly Jelly Christmas Stollen Trifle

[gorogues]

Fictober 2023

Prompt number #30 Fanfiction Fandom: Flash Rogues Rating: G – General audiences Warnings: None. Notes: This diverges from canon somewhat, and is very stupid.

Day Thirty: “Are you with me?”

“This time we’re gonna get him first! Are you with me?” “Like bacon with eggs! Like toast with jelly! Like bagels with lox! Like cheese with burger! Like—” “Uh, Piper?” “Yeah, Tricks?” “Do we need to stop and get you something to eat first?”

The blatt tooted sadly, bereft without its special human.  How could the musician have left it behind?  Surely that was an error in need of rectifying, so it redoubled its efforts to break out of the room it’d been locked in.

It rammed its flag against the door a few more times, and tooted in triumph when the door came loose on its hinges.  The blatt needed to crouch down to get through the doorway, but happily began bouncing through the hall in search of its human.

“Who the hell is making that racket?!” demanded an irascible neighbour, peeking out to check if the Pied Piper was up to no good again.  Only to see…a gigantic eighth note bounding towards the staircase.

“You young hooligan, I’m callin’ the cops!” he shouted, ducking back into his apartment.  “Dressing up in polka dots and tights, and dressing like music notes…kids these days, no damn respect.”

The blatt hopped down the stairs and squeezed out the front door, discovering there was a whole outdoor world it’d never been aware of.  There were lots of people!  And cars!  And other sources of sound!  But its human was nowhere to be seen, so it began following his trail via the slight harmonic frequencies he’d left behind in his footsteps.  It could ‘hear’ where he’d been and where he was now, and its flag perked up with joy.

**

“These eggs are so good, you should try some,” Hartley said cheerfully as James tapped his fingers and nibbled on a bagel with obvious impatience.

“We’ve really gotta get moving, Hart.  The others are waiting for us.”

“In a minute.  A maestro can’t perform on an empty stomach,” Hartley sniffed, but then frowned as he listened to faint sounds only he could hear.  “There’s some kind of commotion outside; what’s going on?”

James stood up and looked out the window for a few moments as his friend continued eating.  “Oh, so it turns out that your blatt got loose.”

“And people are screaming and running away?”

“Pretty much, yeah.”

“It’s not, like, hurting anyone, is it?”

“No, it’s just hopping down the street.”

Hartley took a few more bites to finish the eggs, then jumped to his feet and tossed all the loose change in his pockets onto the table as a tip.

“Let’s go stop a giant blatt!” the young musician declared as he charged out of the diner with James in hot pursuit. 

“Hart, we’ve talked about this: you leave the rallying cries to me.”

“Sorry, sorry, I just got caught up in the moment,” Hartley said sheepishly as they stopped in front of the huge eighth note and it reacted joyfully to see the musician.

James looked thoughtfully at the blatt, which was bouncing up and down in front of its human and tooting excitedly.  “Could we maybe turn this thing against Grodd?  That might solve both our problems!”

“It’s an innocent music note,” Hartley replied, hurt.  It leaned over and he patted its flag fondly as the creature bounced higher and trumpeted at him.

“And we’re innocent Rogues up against an evil monkey with telepathy!  We need to use every tool in our arsenal, Piper.”

Hartley thought about things for a few moments, then pulled out his pipe.  He flexed his fingers in preparation to play, and cracked his neck a bit.  “All right, I guess it does seem immune to whatever we throw at it.  Let’s go in search of Grodd!”

James took to the air, and Hartley started to play his flute as he began walking.  The blatt followed, and thus began a leisurely stroll through the city streets with a giant music note travelling behind.  People stopped and stared, confused by the spectacle.

“What’s going on..?” one stranger asked another.

“They must be advertising something fun -- look at that weird thing and their funky clothes!”

“I bet it’s a parade,” a third person suggested, and that was all it took.  Soon a few people were walking behind the Rogues, and that attracted even more followers.  Some were staring at the giant blatt as it bounced, while others jammed along appreciatively to Hartley’s music.

“You’re a real Pied Piper!” James exclaimed, taking a few photos from the air with his phone.  Hartley just smiled and kept playing, choosing a few jaunty tunes to keep the crowd entertained.

The blatt would occasionally get distracted by other music sources as the group travelled, but always continued following its human as he moved forward.  No coaxing was needed.

And it wasn’t long before James and Hartley could hear the scuffle between Grodd and the other Rogues despite the ambient noise around them.  James came down to the ground to manage the assembled crowd and keep them out of harm’s way, while Hartley ushered the blatt to the scene of the battle. 

Neither the Rogues nor Grodd seemed to notice the newcomer or the strangely huge music note, absorbed as they were in their fight.

“Okay, buddy,” Hartley said carefully as he scratched its flag and pointed at the angry gorilla.  “Help your pal and go get `im!”

The giant creature tensed and leapt, striking Grodd’s back and instantly knocking the wind out of him.  The gorilla fell to the ground, dazed, and the Rogues whooped with joy even though most of them had no idea why the large blatt was there.

“You did it!  Great job, buddy!” Hartley cheered, patting the note’s flag appreciatively when it came over for praise, and it cooed happily at him.  But Paul Gambi approached the group as they celebrated, looking quite serious despite their happy mood.  He wanted the Rogues away from the scene for reasons of his own.

“Now you gotta go!  Some of you are still wanted men!” he urged, and they couldn’t argue with that logic.  They all began running before the cops inevitably arrived to investigate the brawl.

“So what are you going to do about that big note?” James asked as they headed for their current safehouse, the blatt at their heels.

Hartley thought about the matter as they ran, turning back to look at the strange creature bouncing enthusiastically behind him.  “You know what, I think it could be a pretty good pet.”

[dalesramblingsblog]

Lemon Jelly. Creationism. Fight Club. The cinema of Hal Hartley. All this and more will be touched upon in the Dale's Ramblings Sixth AnniVARsary Spectacular, as we look at the last of Virgin's Decalogs.

[angelic-d0lly]

✧ wieiad: 18th january ✧

Breakfast: 91 Calories

Multi fruit actimel (76)

3 cherries (15)

Lunch: 0 calories

Dinner: 224 calories

Tuna (108) + 1tbsp light mayo (40)

3tbsp sweetcorn (61)

15 slices cucumber (15)

Snacks: 80 calories

2 sf hartley’s jelly pots (7 each) + 1/2 tsp cream (11)

4 sf werther’s original candy (40)

3 pieces sf mentos cherry gum (15)

( i had really bad sugar cravings td if you couldn’t tell )

Calories burnt: 124 calories

Today’s Total = 395-124 = 271 calories

[lacuna-lunax]

30/12/24

Can't wait for this year to be overrrrrr! Some of the craziness will abate, surely?

Mon 30 1153 (+5) 550

Coffee

Belvita Breakfast Biscuits Strawberry & Yogurt Crunch

Relentless Raspberry Zero Sugar

Stamford Street Co. Cheese & Tomato Pasta 417

QNT Protein Wafer Chocolate

Cadbury Dairy Milk Twisted Chocolate Buttons

Cadbury Dairy Milk Marvellous Creations Jelly Candy Bar (242; 550)

Tue 31 1153 600

Coffee

Belvita Breakfast Biscuits Strawberry & Yogurt Crunch

Monster Energy Drink Ultra Zero Sugar

Stamford Street Co. Macaroni Cheese Ready Meal For 1

7 Jelly

Naughty Boy 'Esco' Protein Bar - Chocolate Caramellow

Milkybar Gold Caramel Flavour White Chocolate

Bounty Coconut Milk Chocolate Duo Bar (280; 600)

Wed 01 1153

Coffee

Belvita Breakfast Biscuits Strawberry & Yogurt Crunch

Monster Energy Drink Ultra Zero Sugar

Warburtons Sliced Original Bagel 207

Heinz Classic Potato & Leek Soup 98

Jutrzenka Be-be Biscuits

Applied Nutrition Milk Chocolate Caramel Crunch Protein Bar

M&M’s Salted Caramel

Thurs 02 1153

Coffee

Belvita Breakfast Biscuits Strawberry & Yogurt Crunch

Relentless Raspberry Zero Sugar

Sainsbury's Vegetable Tikka Curry with Rice Ready Meal For 1 443

Naughty Boy 'Esco' Protein Bar – White Chocolate Caramel Biscuit

Milkybar White Chocolate Giant Buttons

Fri 03 1153

Coffee

Belvita Breakfast Biscuits Strawberry & Yogurt Crunch

Monster Energy Drink Ultra Zero Sugar

Chicago Town Sub Cheese & Tomato Pizzas 546

Hartley's 10 Cal Mango and Passionfruit Jelly Pot

Peanut M&M's Hi-Protein Bar

Cadbury Dairy Milk Mini Snowballs Milk Chocolate

Sat 04 1169 4 Fizz

Coffee

Grenade Carb Killa Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

Monster Energy Drink Ultra Zero Sugar

Warburtons Sliced Original Bagel 207

Heinz Curried Butternut Squash Soup 57

3 Jelly

Mr Kipling Mini Battenbergs Cakes

Maltesers Milk Chocolate & Honeycomb Snack Bag

Sun 05 1159 2 Fizz

Coffee

Grenade Carb Killa Chocolate Chip Salted Caramel

Monster Energy Drink Ultra Zero Sugar

Young's Admirals Pie 290

5 Jelly

7 Jelly

Mr Kipling French Fancies Cakes

Mon 06 1153

Coffee

Belvita Breakfast Biscuits Strawberry & Yogurt Crunch

Relentless Raspberry Zero Sugar

Stamford Street Co. Cheese & Tomato Pasta

QNT Protein Wafer Chocolate

Cadbury Dairy Milk Twisted Chocolate Buttons

Tue 07 1153

Coffee

Belvita Breakfast Biscuits Strawberry & Yogurt Crunch

Monster Energy Drink Ultra Zero Sugar

Warburtons Sliced Original Bagel 207

Heinz Lentil Soup 91

3 Jelly

Naughty Boy 'Esco' Protein Bar - Chocolate Caramellow

Cadbury Caramilk Golden Caramel Chocolate Buttons

Wed 08 1153

Coffee

Belvita Breakfast Biscuits Strawberry & Yogurt Crunch

Monster Energy Drink Ultra Zero Sugar

Warburtons Sliced Original Bagel 207

Heinz Spring Vegetable Tinned Soup 73

Applied Nutrition Milk Chocolate Caramel Crunch Protein Bar

Cadbury Bitsa Wispa

Thurs 09 1153

Coffee

Belvita Breakfast Biscuits Strawberry & Yogurt Crunch

Relentless Raspberry Zero Sugar

Sainsbury's Vegetable Tikka Curry with Rice Ready Meal For 1 443

Naughty Boy 'Esco' Protein Bar – White Chocolate Caramel Biscuit

Milkybar White Chocolate Giant Buttons

Fri 10 1153

Coffee

Belvita Breakfast Biscuits Strawberry & Yogurt Crunch

Monster Energy Drink Ultra Zero Sugar

Chicago Town Sub Cheese & Tomato Pizzas 546

Hartley's 10 Cal Mango and Passionfruit Jelly Pot

Peanut M&M's Hi-Protein Bar

Cadbury Dairy Milk Mini Snowballs Milk Chocolate

Saturday 11th 2 Fizz

Coffee

Grenade Carb Killa Chocolate Chip Salted Caramel

Monster Energy Drink Ultra Zero Sugar

Plant Pioneers Vegan Meat Free Lasagne 363

32 Jelly

M&S 12 Mini Macaroons

Malteasers Milk Chocolate and Honeycomb Snack Bag

Krispy Kreme Caramel Biscoff Doughnut = + 400 shared over weekend

Sun 12 1159 - 8 Fizz

Coffee

Grenade Carb Killa Chocolate Chip Salted Caramel

Relentless Raspberry Zero Sugar

Warburtons Sliced Original Bagel 207

Heinz Minestrone Soup 62

Cadbury Mini Yule Logs Triple Chocolate

Maltesers Milk Chocolate & Honeycomb Snack Bag

34 jelly

Krispy Kreme Chocolate Sprinkles Doughnut = + 400 shared over weekend

[4ngel111]

DAY 3 ~

Net cals - 783

Exercise - none

Food - 50g Spinich (12 cals) + 100g cucumber (16 cals) + cherry tomatoes x4 (12 cals) + 2 tbsp hummus (99 cals) + olive oil tsp (40 cals) + remedy kitchen salmon salad bowl ( 550 cals ) ONLY ATE HALF THO but still logging it all + hartleys strawberry jelly (10 cals) + 10 strawberries (50 cals)

Overall ate way too much today i hate that I’m going to bet bloated :/

[judeharoldvich]

my ego is like a little pot of hartleys raspberry jelly

[anasgoodgirl]

ana diary 15/1/24 🫶

1pm - Hartley’s jelly & rice cakes - 90cals

6:30pm - Fajita, baby corn, 40g waffle fries - 448cals

total - 538cals

burned walking - 330cals

net day - 205cals

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trying to stay at around 500cal total a day, hopefully less because i have a party this weekend & i wanna drink but alc has so many cals. pls drop low cal alc recs if you have them!

i’m also finding it hard to get going, id been eating almost normally then dropped straight to 200 net cals, but i cant afford to eat more rn. just gotta stay motivated!!

all sp0 100% welcomed atm ahaha!

[miidnighters]

He raises his head to look at her and Hartley simply grins - as if she knows exactly what she's doing when she says things like this.

"If I'd realised that was why you were avoiding me, I'd have sucked your dick about it days ago." She teases back, reaching out to brush gentle fingers over his chin.

Hartley makes a soft noise when he pulls out, but watches him watch her - stretching languidly under that hungry gaze to elongate the line of her body before she shifts into something more comfortable on her side. She makes sure to hitch one leg up so that he can still see where his cum drips from her pussy.

"Is that so? I'll have to say my own thankyou's, then." If it was going to be anything like round one (and she's sure it was), then the idea of a round two thrilled her. Never before had someone taken her request of not being able to walk so literally, and she loved it. "Does that mean you'll be at my beck and call tomorrow when my legs are still jelly?"

of course she would say that while he is still half-hard inside of her and trying to catch his breath! it's all he can do to keep from snorting when he laughs and kurt ends up lifting his chin to look at her from where he had been previously mouthing at her nipple.

she is glowing. whether that be the moonlight casting it's silvery touch through the window blinds or that he can see the heat of exertion pink and rosy on her skin even in the dark. either way it's stunning and he feels satiated.

"i can hardly believe only an hour ago i was worried you might be sickened by my handsome face," he huffs, grinning. "so glad i have gotten the chance to show you why you should think differently."

carefully, after a moment spent letting their bodies come down from that thunderous high, he slips himself free from her pussy and settles back on his haunches. his eyes drift over her naked form, pausing when taking in the vision of his cum dripping from her cunt.

"i hope you know that it is not a mutant power of mine that my refractory period is very low. it's just a blessing from god."

[sunnflow3rs]

my faaaave low cal snacks (uk edition 🇬🇧)

• fibre90 bars (cookies and cream) - 82 cal

these are so so soooo delicious. i’ll be honest, i don’t feel like they’re really filling but they do me so good when i have a chocolate craving

• salt & vinegar rice cakes (morrisons) - 31cal each

filling anddd yummy. 3 of them fill me up and that’s only 93 cal. would definitely recommend

• chocolate brunch oats (cadburys) - 137cal

these r kinds higher in calories but when i know i won’t be eating anything else that day it’s an amazing snack 😚

• hartley’s 10 cal strawberry jelly - 7cal

so low in calories nd tastes amazing. again, not too filling but way more filling than a fibre 90 bars

short list but apart from fruits nd veggies these r the ones i adore

[emmalenalouisaellis]

Tea Time Recipes: Jaffa Cake Cake (Vegan Edition)

I’ve always been fond of discovering and reinventing recipes, and so with the world slowly opening up again I was delighted at the chance to flex my creative muscles and do a spot of baking for my friend’s housewarming party at the weekend. It seemed only natural to bring back an old favourite group the ‘Jaffa Cake Cake’ but this time I was going to make it vegan, so that everyone could enjoy it. 

One of the pitfalls of a plant based diet to those who are new to it, even from a flexitarian (like myself) perspective is the overwhelming amount of advertising and fads that try and sway you towards buying expensive substitutions and when compared to a box of a dozen large eggs which cost about £2.05 on average (Sainsburys, 2021) and can be used for a week or two compared to a single ‘baking’ portion of aquafaba for the same cost) can seem obsessive, especially when one a budget; especially when every penny counts.

Still there are plenty of alternatives, more natural and sustainable that can be used to make delicious, frugal recipes and much like my original Jaffa Cake Cake recipe  I have made sure to create something flavourful that won’t leave you stretching the costs; and some of the ingredients may already be sitting there waiting in your larder. 

I propose to you to incorporate the humble chickpea. Whilst more familiar to some as the main component of Hummus chickpea water can easily be incorporated into baking as a tasty, low calorie alternative to egg! In fact a tin of 410g of chickpeas in water (which typically costs me about 55p from the store) is more than enough to create a cake for 8 people and make a yummy curry. Thus making it versatile for further recipes; much like the eggs would have.  So here is my vegan version of my jaffa cake cake; although as a reminder of my original Jaffa Cake Cake you are welcome to compare versions as often as you wish. 

Vegan Jaffa Cake Cake - Serves 8:

You will need:

2 x 10″ Round Baking Tin - I recommend using non stick tins as it saves on the washing up and allows you more time to enjoy tasting. Or some greased and lined tins. *Remember to use vegan dairy free spread if greasing these)

1 x 8″ Round Baking Tin

1 Mixer - I use my Kenwood chef to make sure everything is very light, bubbly and smooth but you can do this by hand with a mixing bowl and metal whisk if you don’t have one).

A metal colander and bowl to drain the chickpeas.

A bowl to set the jelly.

1 Palette Knife

1 Measuring Jug

Wire Cooling Rack

Ingredients:

1 can of 410g of Chickpeas

1 bag of Tesco Vanilla Flavour Sponge Mix* (Although the pack says this is only vegetarian by not adding eggs into this mix you are still making a vegan cake). Or if you want to make one yourself from scratch here’s a great source.

100ml (7 tbsp) water

4 tubs of fruit based orange jelly (or jello to the US)** Hartley’s have recently launched a 10cal range which are all free of pork gelatine making them vegan friendly).

2 Bars of Dark Chocolate *** (Make sure not to have any with milk as this won’t be vegan).

Method: For the Sponge:

1. Pre-heat the oven to 190°C/Fan 170°C /Gas Mark 5.

2. Drain the chickpeas from the tin into a bowl using the colander and put the chickpeas to the side or into the fridge to use for another recipe.

3.  Empty the cake mix into the mixing bowl gradually adding in the chickpea water.

3. Mix with a handheld whisk for 2 minutes until smooth or with your Kenwood chef for about 2-3 minutes. The mixture should be bubbly but thick enough that it holds. 

4. Divide the mixture equally into the two tins and bake in the centre of the oven for 20 minutes until risen and golden brown.

Jelly:

1. Open your jelly pots and pour them into a bowl.

2. Leave them to set in the fridge for about 20-30 minutes; You know it has set when there is a nice consistent orange texture and the jelly ‘wobbles’ but is firm in the centre. Unlike gelatine based jelly this process is usually a lot quicker which makes it ideal for baking for same day events. 

Cake Assembly:

1. Remove from the two sponges from the oven and allow the tins to cool for for 15 minutes before turning out onto a cooling rack. Chickpea sponges take a little longer to set as they bind together differently, but I usually use this time to do a little washing up. You want to preserve the shape before you take them out the tins, so to avoid a cracked sponge where possible.

2. Carefully place the base of your cake onto a plate.  It should be facing the same way up as it was in the tin.

3. Take the jelly out of the fridge and with a  desert spoon begin spreading this onto your base; you can add this as a whole circle or spread it evenly over the sponge using a palette knife. Be careful to avoid it leaking out of the sides.

4. Cover the jelly sponge with the other sponge to create a lid and lightly score the surface with a knife to create the crossed effect of a jaffa cake.

5. Break the chocolate into squares into a small bowl or the measuring jug and melt in the microwave or on the stove for 30-40 seconds.

6. Once melted gently pour the mixture onto the lid of the cake and smooth it down with the palette knife to cover the lid of the cake.

7.  Reapply the hatched pattern with your knife and leave the cake in the fridge to set for 30 mins or so before eating.

8. Once the chocolate is set the cake is ready. The top of the cake should be smooth and hard and a nice dark consistency. Serve and enjoy :)

I always think it taste best when it’s fresh but if you’re a smaller party, or aren’t ready to eat 8 slices, it can be left in the fridge for up to 3 days. Serve it it with a nice cup of warm tea and your favourite china set. I like mine milky with two sugars; with hazelnut milk if having a complete vegan service :)

So how did you get on? Please let me know in the comments and check through my blog for more vintage and traditional recipes; including those which are adapted especially for plant based diets :)

Have a beautiful day.

Emmalena x