#Harry is a mess
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Draco: I like my men like I like my coffee..
Harry: ……..
Draco (winking at Harry): Hot, strong and first thing in the morning
Harry (Sputtering his coffee): …..
#drarry textpost#drarry#draco x harry#harry/draco#draco is the queen#Harry is a mess#Harry Potter#draco malfoy#draco fuckingmalfoy#draco being the absolute boss#harry is whipped
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Harry.. you goof!
#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#harry is a mess#electrochemistry you are not helping#cw#alcoholism
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Blasting Sad FM
#this migh have been one of my favourite sequences in videogames ever. there was so much emotion in it#click for better quality cause man that was a big piece and tumblr is messing it up#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#my art
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Harry most times that he sees a Veela: lol why is everyone acting so weird?
Harry when he sees Cedric: Omg he's so handsome and good looking and attractive.
Harry when he sees young Sirius: How is he this fit without even trying?
Harry when he sees Tom Riddle: Damn. Credit where credit it due. An 11 has entered the room.
Harry when he sees Draco: That soft, gleaming, sleek blond hair tho. Those glittering, pale grey eyes tho. I hate him. But like. I can see.
JK Rowling: I have written a heterosexual protagonist.
Me: Have you tho?
#like for real. she messed up so bad lol#Harry Potter#hpdm#drarry#h/d#guess you could read this as#tomarry#if you wanted#soulseeker#tomarrymort#my post#Harry Poter g#drarry g
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before I played Disco Elysium, I thought Harry du Bois was a co-worker in the precinct you work at and, reading about him being such a fucked up guy, I was literally planning on avoiding him as much as possible in my playthrough... colour me surprised when I found the badge and found out the main character's name
#literally playing the game dreading when this fabled du bois character would pop up#then i find the badge.... see Harrier du Bois on screen#and i just go.... oh fuck... its me... im the problem guy#disco elysium#harry du bois#i love getting facts about media so incredibly messed up#it adds to the fun so much#1k#soy yo#disco elysium spoilers#rbs turned off cause im tired of seeing this in notes
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where my trans kinnies at I know you’re out there I can smell you
#I feel like I put a mask on like kim but my brain is a conflicting mess like harry so idk#I’m the audhd non-binary kimharry lovechild#disco elysium#kim kitsuragi#harry du bois#meme
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WHERE IS HE D:
(sorry for deleting and posting this again 🙇♂️🙇♂️ one tiny insignificant thing was bothering me and when I edited it it wouldn't show on reblogs and that kinda made me go 😠😠😠)
#HARRY NO#CROWLEY THIS ISNT FUNNY#CROWLEYYYYYYYY#this was hilarious in my head#it's even more hilarious now#don't worry Harry is safe#Crowley is just simply in the mood for giving his angel a teensy weensy heart attack#or maybe he's just processing the question#maybe he's trying to locate the rabbit by using his ✨snaky sense✨#nahhh he knows where the rabbit is he's just messing around#(he had to watch Aziraphale practice his amazing magic tricks for the entire week leading up to this)#(can you blame him for doing some ✨magic tricks✨ of his own)#(he's a fast learner okay)#(he sure can make rabbits disappear)#(THE RABBIT IS FINE I SWEAR)#(YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME)#(WHEN HAVE I EVER LIED TO YOU)#(AM I NOT TRUSTWORTHY GUYS?????)#Crowley what do you mean “blelele”#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable idiots#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#harry the rabbit
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Sirius : uhm... Prongs, I'm gay
James : oh, I know you're dating moony since past 2 years after all
Remus : what!! I thought you and pads were a thing!
Peter : I thought all three of you were together!
Lily : wait, so y'all aren't dating each other?
Regulus : you and James aren't dating?
Barty and Evan : so you're telling us the marauders and lily aren't in a relationship?
Sirius : *groans* this is all messed up....... Wait how tf did you guys enter the Gryffindor common room?
#hp#harry potter#hp marauders#james potter#sirius black#remus lupin#peter pettigrew#lily evans#regulus black#evan rosier#barty crouch jr#slytherin skittles#marauders#its all messed up#they're all confused#nobody knows their own sexuality#they all thought they were in a relationship#they're all oblivious idiots#but that's alright#Sirius js wants to know how they entered their common room#jily#wolfstar#jegulus#rosekiller#prongsfoot#jegulily#moonstarchaser
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Regulus: *upset* Jamie can you come here for a second, please?
James: *currently holding a ladder so Sirius won't fall* Uh... yes! Yeah, I'll be right there, love.
Sirius: Dude??? Do not let go of me right now!
James: Oh! Fuck, sorry! Hang on, I'm holding it!
Regulus: *pouting* Jamieee, I need you! :(
James: Fuck, Sirius, can I just- One second?
Sirius: Prongs!
Regulus: Jamieeee~
James: *looking up to the sky* Oh Merlin please spare me
#harry potter#marauders#marauders era#marauders headcanon#james potter#regulus black#jegulus#starchaser#sunseeker#theyre gay your honor#james being a mess
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Rosekiller again... I'm not sorry
#the marauders#marauders era#harry potter#marauders fanart#rosekiller#evan rosier#barty crouch junior#barty crouch jr#evan x barty#bartys room is a mess#he punches walls#thats a fact#i dont take criticism#evan is such a pretty boy#also i need someone who#looks at me like im the world
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It is funny to me how Harry Potter is literally the main character, yet people tend to go like he didn't suffer that much or he wasn't "abused"; Like, how can one misunderstand the literal main character of the damn franchise?
He wasn't abused; yes okay. He absolutely did not grow up inside a cupboard; the tiny place that is mostly reserved for brooms or cleaning supply. He absolutely was not treated inferior to the other child who lived in the same house. He was totally was not treated like a "freak" or a "stain" that his family was ashamed off. He grew up inside a cupboard while there was a literal unused bed in the same house. And you want to know what that screamed to a child, a baby — who slept inside a cupboard while there being a perfectly usable room right there? You are worth nothing and we don't love you and we are ashamed of what you are.
He wasn't starved, or at least he was fed; Yeah, no. We see it from the first book. How Vernon was no food for you and in the cupboard you go — and by the looks of it, that was like his most common punishment. And then, in the second book — you practically see it happen. He was locked, inside a room with only a can of soup that he shared with Hedwig. Now, tell me what it would do to a child — to be given food through a cat flap, and fun fact? Harry got to eat less than people on war rations; in short? He was starved, yes.
He wasn't abused physically so it's not abuse; As for people's thinks abuse isn't abuse until it's physical (which is inherently wrong because abuse isn't only physically, fyi); Harry has learned to dodge Vernon and he states that, very proudly when his uncle tries to grab him. He dodges a flying pan and states that fact, again very proudly as if it is the norm; do you know how heavy pans are? And do you know what would happen when one hits you? If you want an even clearer proof; Vernon Dursley strangles Harry in Ootp. There you go. Also, in the first book, we clearly see Vernon encouraging Dudley to hit Harry. Read between the lines and actually try to understand what that signifies.
And favourite part; When he wasn't treated like a prisoner, or a freak— he was their servant. And that is very much canonical. Tending Petunia's garden during summers and drinking from the water hose in the garden because of how hot it was? Having to wake up early so he can tend the kitchen and when he wasn't doing all that he is locked away. And it is all canon.
In conclusion, Harry— not only grew up to think that he was inhumane, undeserving of love, a freak that didn't even get to have his own bed because someone like him didn't deserve it, physically harmed enough times that he dodges them out of reflex and also the Dursleys' glorified servant; that is not even taking into account what Harry went through in Hogwarts. And after all that if someone tells me; this child, right here — didn't go through much then well, maybe read the books again?
#harry potter#this is a mess#but I'm just angry and sadly#this is just a#rant post#some people really need to read the books#harry potter deserves better#than these readers i swear#harry james potter#hjp#he doesn't deserve this slander#like seriously????#this is just me typing everything i remember; it's not really something i planned posting#but#i saw something and got pissed#sorry for the#rant#maybe one day ill write something more articulated#dursleys#can fuck off thanks#hp#golden trio era#harry potter meta#hp fandom
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"He pulls himself together for the exchange of rings, which is the most wonderful thing Harry’s done in his life."
In the Presence of My Enemy
Commission for @dodgerkedavra fic!!!!!
Thank you so much for commissioning! I'm happy I could draw drarry and design their clothes 🥰🥰, it's always my favourite part jejeje
#seriously#thanks a lot#i took a little liberty adding more textures than usual 🙊#if tumblr doesn't mess with the quality#you can zoom in and see the textures on their faces too 🥺🥺#drarry#drarry fanart#drarry fic#harry potter fanart#harry potter#draco malfoy#pato's art#artist on tumblr
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The boys and the girls might be in, but he clearly makes a choice…and it’s HIM.
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that one clip from a philomena cunk but its james and sirius messing with remus
james: king arthur came a lot, didn’t he?
remus: i think you mean that he’s associated with the court of Camelot
sirius: no it definitely says ‘king arthur came a lot’
remus: camelot
james: camelot?
remus: it’s his court… where he held court, it’s a place
sirius: but do we know if he came a lot or just the same as an average man?
#remus is just done at that point#sirius and james know exactly what they are doing rn#they are just messing with my boy#i love them#the way this commentary on how much he came actually continues#marauders#james potter#sirius black#remus lupin#prongsfoot#wolfstar#hp marauders#marauders harry potter#gay dead wizards#the marauders era#the marauders#sirius and james#james and remus
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once again voicing my appreciation for your steadying takes on the political hellscape we exist in now and wishing the best for your peace of mind.
#nonposter#ask#kamala harris 2024#time for fascists to eat our fucking farts#(also thank you)#(i am feeling better about this than earlier)#(it is still a horrible mess but. we are in it to win it so. time to ruin some fucking fascists' lives.)
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Pandora buries the all bodies of Barty’s victims in her flower garden but she also gives the flowers out to the families at the funeral
“They reminded me of them-“
#this headcanon of mine is slowly getting more messed up#pandora rosier#barty crouch jr#Your honor she’s innocent!#slytherin skittles#the pantheon#marauders era#the marauders era#hp marauders#harry potter marauders#marauders
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