#Harlots rp

[ad0rati0ns]

open to: m/nb 30+

verse: period/fantasy/historical

plot: ( harrassment tw. please be advised ). fiona on her way from the market, when she is propositioned by a well-groomed man. normally in the right place or time, she might have taken him up on his offer. however, she is clearly not interested. she spots your character and takes a risk and pretend your chara is her husband.

perhaps if she were not so preoccupied with the weight of cheese in her bag, she might have noticed the ill-intentioned man. it was early morning and fiona's only time to restock at the market. "sir, you have me mistaken, i am not-" she placed her basket in between the two of them. though fiona worked in a bawdy house, this was specifically her time off. hazel eyes searched the area around them before settling on another figure. "sir, that is my husband right there."

[imnotaman]

Introduction

Hello to anyone who finds my letters and interractions, my name is Penelope of Ithaca, i've been fighting war for about 20 years or so, I've just ended a recent interaction with Amphitrite (Yes, the Goddess of the sea, wife of Poseidon.)

By the way, my best friend--

Don't call me that.

Ares is also joining us in this blog!! Please ask him questions.

Age: about 35-40? I stopped counting after 32.

Pronouns: I have no idea what those are, I'm not a man. I'm a Woman. (Mod: She/Her, I'm She/They!)

Titles: Reining queen of Ithaca, Neither Man or Mythical, the Infamous Penelope, Not a man, a woman (what?), not your woman (for Antinous and Polites.), Wife of Odysseus of Ithaca, mother to Telemachas of Ithaca, Sister in Law to Ctimene of Ithaca/Same, Sister in Law to Eurylochus of Same.

The people I trust and care about as if my own family:

@sunlights-daughter - my future Daughter in Law, nobody would even be another option for Tele 💛

@ithacas-prince - my Son Telemachus, you'll love him as much as I do 💚:

@l-l-l-l-legendary - my... real son. I don't know much about him ✨️

@odysseus-is-waiting - My husband, I JUST MET HIM AGAIN 💙💙💙💙 I LOVE HIM, SM 💙💙💙

@4mph1r1t3 - my... what do you call it? A situationship?

@notesbyaphrodite - Aphrodite, Ares's girlfriend and somebody I love very much

@maggiemelodies09 - my friend, Maggie!

@captured-in-circe-s-open-arms - CIRCE 😭😭😭

bigots and just toxic ppl in general, get tf away from me - Dumbledore said, calmly

Penelope: I'm the Reining queen of Ithaca~

Ares: ...Why are you making me say this?

Aphrodite: Just do the bit, sweetheart.

When i'm OOC: SEGAAAA or SEGAAAA

____

I should also state that this is tecnically also a pjo rp blog. Thanks to Sola, Penny does have a job at CHB (she's basically there for extra help in case Chiron is too busy.)

So like... I also invite PJO rp blogs!

[hankmccoyhere]

OKAY-

Who's dating who?

Well On my end I am dating

Ahem ahem

Logan Scott Jean Wade Emma Warren Bobby Gambit and I believe Nuke now.

[consult-sherlockholmes]

Even the spam bots are now taunting me.  They finally found a way to gain my attention, not with digital harlots, but with chemicals. 

[fourfuckinghorsemen]

When will Pinterest stop showing me ads for sex toys. 😔

[poorsadorphanposting]

(Posting like this so we dont @ whoever ed is, @private-conversation )

My sister isn't a deer, she's a harpy… Also please do not approach either of us in person, ever.

EDIT

OMG ignore them! ehehehehehe yeaaahh I guess I did kind of put my full name and address in it…

But sure! (,,> ᴗ <,,) Chat to you properly then, I guess?

[lalafral]

hi fiona! could we get a shoutout? London in 1763 is booming, and one in five women makes a living selling sex. Women's opportunity for economic advancement is to marry well, or to be a harlot. Throughout the streets of 18th century London, young men find pleasure and women gain behind closed doors of bawdy homes. These homes are run by the most competitive and money hungry men and women of London, perhaps even more so than their own wealthy clientele, though in their defense, they are just trying to make a living. Some are even just looking for a place where they can be themselves without threat of arrest, and oftentimes, death.

We love to see it, bring out your alter ego in London and send them an app!

[saphirafoxgirlspost1]

(Open Rp) "How to Create a Perfect Man"

A Long time Ago In the Good Neighborhood, Saphira had been married to A Decent man name "Daniel Landus Rooster" For Seventeen years..Or So She thought..During the Seventeen years of marriage, Saphira Caught him Cheating On Her With her Neighbor Name Lydia and Lydia is too Married as well…and Saphira Scolded Daniel So harshly..that she will threaten him to call his parents about this..Daniel Knew what His parents is Capable of, He Knew His parents "HATES" Cheating and all..So Daniel begged Saphira forgiveness and all..Saphira decided to Give him a Last chance..but one condition..He has to Wear a chasity belt as Punishment, She asked How long is he and lydia had been having an affair and then he said 3 Months..so she said to him as punishment, He has to wear a Chasity belt For 3 months and Daniel look defeated.. Lydia's Husband however began to dragged Lydia out and Made a huge Scolding and began to Divorce her clean out.. Three Months Has Passed and the chasity belt is off from daniel. On the Seventeenth Year, Saphira was ready to Have a Seventeen Year Anniversary Dinner set up..until She heard the Ruckus.. Then she went upstairs and began to take a look of whats going on And There Saphira Saw him and Her other Neighbor name "Claudia" is making love..Then She began to Slammed the door Open as the two in bed Froze in shock when they see Saphira with a Wrathful look on her face..and She said,

Saphira: "DANIEL! WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE SMILING DEVIL IS GOING ON HERE!!!??"

Daniel:"Saph! I Can explain!! This Isn't what it looks like!"

Saph:" Oh I Know what it Looks like! It Looks like you and My Neighbor is Making beast with two backs on OUR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY!!!"

Daniel yelped as Claudia was trying to escape..but the Husband Came in and he said,

Husband: "CLAUDIA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MR. ROOSTER!!??"

Claudia: "Honey I can Explain!"

Husband: " Your making love with a Married man!! How could you do this!?"

Claudia: "Don't put this on me! Your the one who's sleeping around with other Women!"

Then saphira Cut in

Saph: " WHOA WHOA WHOA!! What!? Do you really tell me that The Neighbor hood Husbands cheats on wives, And Now Wives Cheats on husband! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO'S FAITHFUL HERE!!?"

Saphira was Hell raising Angry when her face turns red..and steaming coming out of her head clean..

Saphira:" Since When the Whole Neighborhood Became a FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD WHOREHOUSES!!!?? Turns to daniel Daniel! Is there Something I should Know about it? Hmm?!"

Daniel: looked defeated and ashamed "Yes..I've Slept with 55 Different women..plus claudia..including the 5 others before marriage."

Saph: eye widen and began to go into rage " You…WHAT!??? How Could you do this to me!? Your telling me..that you've been sleeping around with 61 women this whole time!!??"

Then Daniel Nodded with shame and defeat, Then Saphira said Something that Everyone will be shocked

Saph: " THATS IT!! Daniel Landus Rooster! We Are getting a DIVORCE!! And I'm going to Sue Your 61 Whore of yours and I hope you Will Pay the Settlement Fee along With your 61 harlots!! You better be Lucky that we don't Have Kids..because I'm going to be Feeling guilty about this..and every child who is Born affair..WILL NEVER BE HAPPY! And Also Daniel..I'm Calling your parents and tell Them about this..and Boy…You better be Prepare what Will happen When I'm Done with you!"

Daniel: " Oh god! Please Not my parents!! They'll Sent me Away to Gentleman School again! It's Like hell!"

Saph:" Well Thats Too Goddamn Bad! You Shouldn't Cheat on me in the first place, and Yet you did! with 61 Different women! Enough is Enough! I regret Giving you a last chance and I should've Divorce you when I got a Chance, So We're getting a Divorce and THATS FINAL! and I'm Selling this House and Move away from this.. Neighborhood of Infidelities! I will Not Live with anyone Who would became a Serial Cheater!"

After the Confrontation, Saphira Called His parents and Told Them everything. When They Heard Saphira about Daniel and all, they were So Livid that they head there and Made Daniel Sign the divorce Papers Which Daniel was so Stubborn to sign it until His Father Threaten him to Cut ties if he Didn't Sign it…So Next day, She sued 61 different women for settlement fee..All of them paid her in Huge Lump sum and So does Daniel whom he's the Source of all the troubles.. After She Sell the House..She Moved away to a Nice Country Side where they Have a Nice Big Small town Full of good decent people.. But 4 years had passed, Saphira Felt a bit empty in Her heart but..She Blamed Herself For giving her "Ex" Husband a Second Chance, However this Doesn't Stop to find a Good decent man better than Daniel Rooster. Meanwhile at the Lab that Saphira made a great Buisness there..but There was a Slime Creature that was sealed up in the glass chamber and sees the Picture of Saphira as the Daughter of the CEO On the wall..it can't help but fell in love with her..but then Her father complain that She needs a man who would love her,,a man who is strong and kind and very Protective to her..and be there when she needed the most…as the slime creature heard what he said, He had a plan to escape and that night..he Broke out and began to see the Absorbing elixir and then he drank up and began to hunt down a good strong men..and went to the small town..and found alot of good looking and strong men..as one by one..it absorbs them..and when it went behind her home..and suddenly..the skeleton hand emerge from the slime..and the rest of it..and the slime began to cover the skeleton and transforms into a One handsome Man that saphira's father wanted Saphira to have…as He comes to the door..and knocks on it..as Saphira opens the door..and she said," hello?" Then he answered…

[caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate]

Fuck ya

What if I just eat the book what happens then

Ya still got it?

Not gonna lie I thought ya were dead by now

[weaverpop]

Nezha at this point you just have to except your inner harlot.

It's fine, it's your first (mostly) healthy romantic relationship, and its mk, he's a super cute and affectionate monkie boi, we all get it.

We'd all love to get handsy with him too 😏

HAAAAAA 🤣 “HARLOT” is the best insult ever!!

It’s just old enough to be in understood and crude enough to have pearls clutched! Especially since he and Jing have intimacy OUTSIDE of marriage!

And yea, Nezha’s first relationship that’s actually healthy, and not just an obsession over hating/loving eachother is def an improvement. As for the fans, well let’s just say Mk isn’t the only one who hates it when poeple get too handsy with his partner.

Mk: “Did you have your threaten her like that?!”

Nezha: “She was basically feeling you up!”

Mk: “It was just a fan! -_-“

Azure: “hmm, like a certain someone I know, eh?”

Jing: “That bitch was squeezing your arms and you know it!”

Azure, rolling his eyes: “Uh huh.”

The Li family don’t take well to people threatening what’s theirs. To be fair their partners aren’t much better, they just better at hiding it!

(Please note I don’t do interactive RP’s. Please frame questions as asks to me rather then the actual characters. No hate, just a friendly reminder)

[imnotaman]

Penelope coughed as she grabbed some spare in and began to write, taking a gulp and a breath. How could she write without Ares figuring it out?

"My dearest, Amphitrite."

"Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day."

"I trust you'll understand the reference to another Scottish tragedy without me having to... name the play!"

"They think me Mc Beth! And Ambition is my folly, I'm a Polymath, a pain in the ass a... massive pain!"

"Hera is Banquo, Ctimene is MacDuff. And Birnam wood is Ares on it's way to Dunsinane~"

Penelope adjusted herself as she continued to write, some ink falling onto her fingertips

"There you are an ocean away... do you have to live an ocean away?~"

"Thoughts of you subside, then I get another letter! And I cannot put the notion away..."

[ @4mph1r1t3 ]

[notesbyaphrodite]

›  ֺ۪  aphrodite ! ݁ ݂ ͡ ☆

𝜗𝜚˚⋆ the goddess of love, beauty, and desire

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ pronouns: any pronouns

(( mod uses they/them ))

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ appearance: can be altered depending on the viewer’s perception of beauty

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ base appearance: pink skin, curly purple hair, purple eyes, fin ears

(( pfp is by me ))

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ personality: the ultimate harlot, awkward, not as mean as people think, autistic

›  ֺ۪  boundaries ! ݁ ݂ ͡ ☆

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ nsfw: I don’t really care about sexual stuff, just try and be tame — I’m seventeen. no gore.

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ dni: just be respectful/not a bigot or a creep. don’t ask for money. don’t be under 13. over 15 for romantic interactions please.

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ interact: ask box is always open, you can tag me, etc. fine with romance. just give me more than one word answers. ooc my name is dia or diana.

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ extra: created with epic the musical in mind, but actual mythology percy jackson, ocs, etc, are fine.

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ ps: I am autistic, so I struggle with tone. use tone tags if you can be misinterpreted.

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ dividers: found here

›  ֺ۪  other blogs ! ݁ ݂ ͡ ☆

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ @myafrodita — my main side blog for bridgette / ooc things, and my art

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ @notesbyvenus — venus rp side blog run by another headmate

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ @demoniccouncil — collection of headmates and more mature content side blog

(( will probably be added to in the future ))

[ask-giyu]

(continuing the rp with @rui-ayaki-lower5 and @doma-uppertwo )

Don't call me a harlot, you adorably fluffy demon cat.

She said, gently scratching behind the cats ears, a habit she had when holding an animal.

-she fell, purring exposing her belly-

[saphirafoxgirlspost1]

(Open Rp) “The Ghost Groom”

A Long time ago..Saphira was Waiting at the alter for a wedding...but then Her father Comes to the alter with Her Soon-to-be-ex fiance who’s name is Daniel James Wticher...He was grabbed by the ear by her father..and then Saphira was shocked and then Daniel’s mother grabbed His “Mistress” By the hair and She Brought that wench to the alter..and Saphira was Shocked and she said Saphira:” What is going on here?..And Who is She!?..” Daniel: “Saph..this isn’t what it looks like!..I swear” Mordue: “Oh you better tell her right now mister! No One is going to Cheat off my Daughter For some Harlot On the Big Day of the wedding!”  Then he yanked Daniels ears hard as Daniel squeals in pain.. Saph:”Is this true?..you cheated on me on the day of our wedding!?..Are you Serious!?..” Daniel:”Yes!..I cheated on you...I’m sorry...it was Just a Fling!” Saph:” A Fling?...A FUCKING FLING!! Are you serious right now!? You..are Unbelievable! How long is “THIS” happen?!” Daniel:*Lower head with shame* “About a Month..” Saph:” OH! A MONTH!! Are you serious!?..You know what..? The wedding is off!...you two Should be married eachother..instead of me...Who Do you think I am to you?...an ATM..and you know..your going to pay me compensation..and i’ll be suing you and Your little Floozy over here..We’re done.. and I want nothing to do with you..Or Your Little Floozy of yours! I’ve done nothing but a good woman for the past 5 years and now it went down the drain no thanks for your affairs..I’m leaving..and i don’t want to see your faces again!” Saphira angerly throw a Ring at him and left the wedding in tears, Then Daniels parents was Livid toward their Son, They began to make him and His Floozy to be married and Paid Saphira and her family compensation..plus a wedding cancellation fee as well..Then Saphira was now being bugged by Daniel...And No matter How many times daniel begs saphira forgiveness and all..She refused..and She said,”I’ve had enough! when i say it’s over...it’s...over..” Then saphira decided to move somewhere far far away from the town..So She found a nice and lovely mansion..they say it was haunted...by a Handsome man who was Cursed by a bride who was greedy for money..but Now..Saphira settles in..but then they told her to never Summons him...at the dead of Night..wearing a lovely bridal Gown..but then that night..She dressed up as a bride..and she holds out a lovely Blue roses..and she said in summoning words..,but nothing happens after she finished plucking the rose...but then the Cold air came..and the wind blew causing the petals to arise..and yes...Saphira has awaken the undead groom..and the voice said...

[elias-magnusnt]

You'll understand when you get your own Archivist, I'm sure!

da d i go t u sha mpoo fo r chri stmas

And this, fine people of the interweb, is why Ellery is my favorite child. The rest of you need to catch up.

[loonyclownprincess]

God, I'm so crazy, baby I'm sorry that I'm misbehaving I'm your little harlot, starlet, Queen of Coney Island Raisin' hell all over town

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