#Happy Eric Day

[artyomilitia]

this MIGHT be calvin gabriel?!

[agaypanic]

happy father’s day to all the fictional men i wanna make a father <3

[tumblethroughthekaleidoscope]

A Quiet Place Day One (2024)

Samira & Frodo & Eric

[jewbeloved]

How would the guys confess to you on Valentine's Day 💌

Note: This is 3 days late I know, I was on a writers block and I was having a fever and I kept throwing up in the progress while my stomach hurted and I missed a day to go to school on Wednesday to do my test because of that. And now I got a massive headache, everything is just spinning at once I can't take it anymore. 😭

Warnings: Absolutely none.

Characters used: The main boys.

Gender: Neutral

💙 Stan Marsh 💠

Man wants to confess to you on Valentine's Day, he literally be eyeing his calendar and keeping track of the days leading up to Valentine's Day.

But when the day actually comes?

Oh sh!t, he's already in a panic. He doesn't know what to give to you or how to even approach you in general to confess.

He went to Kyle for advice and even practicing his confession for you with him. He knows Valentine's Day can be a really special day for your friends and s/os.

He doesn't want to mess up or make things awkward by vomiting all over you like how he did when he was with Wendy :(

He probably might go with basic presents such as: chocolate, teddy bear, etc.

He will confess to you behind the school just in case his confession goes up in flames and he doesn't want other people to see.

"Uhm, Hi..(Name)...I know it's Valentine's Day and all....and I was just wondering if you wanted to be my valentine...". 💙💙💙💙💙💙

💚 Kyle Broflovski ☘️

Jews aren't supposed to have valentines-

Just kidding.

But seriously though every time this boy has a love interest it always ends up in a complete dumpster fire for him. (Not Cartman being the man cause for it anyways).

You and him have been good friends for a good couple of months and Valentine's Day has finally arrived.

This is his moment to shine and he won't let anyone ruin it for him, not even the fatass-.

He already got a big 4ft sized teddy bear with a heart box that has your favorite candy or sweet inside it. He also got you both matching outfits to wear if you accept his confession.

He probably might want to confess to you in the park near a big tree. (Yeah, classic romance confessions)

Please accept this boy's confession, it will literally make him the happiest jew in south park.

"Hi (Name)! I hope nobody else has confessed to you...or maybe they have. But I just wanted to ask you if you could be my valentine for this holiday".

❤️ Eric Cartman 🔥

Cartman is mysteriously preping for something and not being an ass as his usual routine?

I wonder what's on his mind.........probably you.

He obviously doesn't know what to get you for Valentine's Day and he probably doesn't care so he will just get whatever he feels you might like. He forced his mom to buy the presents though! :3

He probably wants to confess to you because you're the only person besides his mom who puts with his psychotic behavior and rude nature.

And probably because you don't make fun of him for being fat😭

The confession will be in his room because he doesn't want the guys ripping on him for having a soft spot for you.

He will confess in the mostly lazily and cheesy way in the first half before actually being honest with his confession.

"So it's Valentine's Day huh? This makes me feel like I am gay if I was doing this for the guys, but since it's just only you (Name), I don't mind it. As anyone would tell their s/o, will you be my valentine?".

🧡 Kenny Mccormick 🧸

He's poor asf how do you think he can afford even a gift for you?

He feels so sad at the times you give him something and he can't gift you anything in return due to him being the poorest kid in south park.

So instead of buying something, he tries to make a homemade gift for you with whatever he can find (He cleans the material he's using if he finds something useful out of the trash).

Definitely sneaked around alleyways and stole some spare changes from homeless guys so he can use it to at least get you a candy or snack he can afford.

Same as Kyle, he will confess to you in the park while bringing the homemade gifts and snacks he got you.

He wanted this confession to be special like the holiday itself so he took a bath in the river (without soap) and fixed up in his hair a little, not a lot though.

He decided to wear his Princess Kenny outfit afterwards.

"Mmmmm...mmmphmmmmhmmphmmmmmmmmhmmp!" (Im sorry Name...I know this isn't much since I'm poor and I can't gift the same amount you do for me and my family, but it's the least I could to repay my gratitude! Will you be my valentine?).

A new banner for my new south park Masterlist that I will be making soon.

[lydiastormborn]

i hope everyone is prepared for them to get a hundred times worse for s3 promo

(one // two)

[hopeworth]

watched a quiet place day one with someone whose main takeaway was “that cat kept putting them in danger” YOURE MISSING THE POINT!!! the point is that frodo wouldn’t have survived by himself. frodo (and eric) survived because of other people, because of sam, because of community. the point is that they cared enough about that cat to put themselves in danger for him. if you watched the ending where everyone on the boat was reaching out to pull eric and frodo up to safety and you still missed the point then were you even watching it. the point is that people cared enough to make sure even the most vulnerable members of the community survived. the point is that the cat didn’t die.

[verified-villain-fxcker]

Gonna be, blushing, giggling and kicking my feet today at work and no one’s gonna know it’s because that old man became a vampire ☺️☺️☺️

[unauvaverde]

Happy mothers Day 😸‼️

[yonderghostshistories]

IT’s……….

….a HAPPY 55th ANNIVERSARY TO MONTY PYTHON 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊

These 6 Silly Goobers have changed my life for the better and for the sillier fr. Whenever I’m having a bad day or smth, I watch some MP sketches or listen to some MP songs to make me feel better, and I always laugh or smile a bit whenever I do that! That’s how much they mean to me!

Happy 55th Birthday to this Silly Little Comedy Troupe which changed the world for the better….and for the sillier as well!

[ericvelseb]

*Eric bursts through the door with an tray of blueberry waffles and orange juice*

Eric: "Happy mother's day ma, I've made ya breakfast in bed!"

Nina: "Let me guess...your father did all the cooking and now your getting all the credit?"

Eric: "Pffft what?! No...I know how to cook..."

*Bob then shows 23 burnt waffles and a burnt orange juice*

Bob: "HOW TF DO YOU BURN ORANGE JUICE?!"

[renegadesstuff]

How it started 🥹

How it's going 😍

[the-bitch-files]

Chase: thanks, Dad… why is everyone staring at me? Cameron: you just called House dad; you said 'thanks dad.' Chase: what? no, I didn't I said, thanks, man. House: do you see me as a father figure, Chase? Chase: no, if anything I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me Foreman: hey! you show your father some respect! Chase: I didn't call him dad!

[vinniesasslicker1]

Happy Valentine’s Day💋

[sluttery-withoutshame]

Eric, I hope somehow the universe will tell you how much I love you.

Enough love to do this.

(Apologies, I didn’t realise when I took the photo I was flashing some side boob, Eric Singer-style. I was too busy focusing on the tattoo!)

Fuck, it hurt. I hope he fucking appreciates what I just went through!

[whumpypepsigal]

watched the little mermaid last night and it’s everything i imagined it to be and more. im cheesing smiling kicking my feet up beaming with joy. halle is ARIEL and jonah is PRINCE ERIC aassddffgghgkllllll what a perfect cast. HALLE’s VOICE IS PERFECTION. eric’s love-gaze-pinning eyes got me weak af. my man was in LOVE LOVE with ariel. CHEMISTRY WAS CHEMISTRY-ING. and grimsby was me tbh… he made it his full mission to get eric and ariel together and i love him for that.

look at them! just two beautiful nerds in love. yeah, im going back to the cinema tonight to watch it again idc if i just get three hours of sleep it will be time well-spent 😭🧡

[holypoly08]

Late Valentine’s Day post and Muriel+eric