#Hall of shame

[ybcpatrick]

sesame street aired their very first episode on november 10th, 1969, making today the happiest street on earth's 55th anniversary!! happy sesame street day!!

[dreamjupiter]

i would definitely read a fic where they funnel beer through their assholes

[rhinco]

"scythes are impractical as a weapon" ok but does anything else have the Cunt. i think not

[clickityweasel]

had a real life "and everybody clapped" moment and im still reeling. spent the rest of the ride comparing butterfly pics with the old lady next to me trying to identify it

[catgirlcadaver]

yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.

[hiroshotreplica]

idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that

[tigerator]

mistreating him

[jilf]

İ am fucking obsessed with this gif. ipad baby

[transsextual]

feb 2, elle emerson (@transsextual)

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utah bans gender affirming care for people under 18. / south carolina is following suit and worse. / i'd cry but i can't anymore, not like i used to. / my girlfriend tells me they're so tired but she doesn't know why – / "i wasn't even doing anything today" / our anniversary is this month. / i feel like a puppy when i see her. / i get high and rearrange my friend's fridge magnets / queer sentences cover the freezer door. / "eat the skin and hearts of men it attracts dykes" / "i kiss fags" / "feel it up partner" / "you may do it but use condom" - / we laugh about that one. we watch star trek. / their roommate calls me cool; we grew up on the same books. / another friend of mine is taking a gap year to go to brazil, relearn portugese. / the boy i dated who is now my best friend is coming up with my family in a few weeks. / we're going thrifting together on the weekend, and i / am going to try to get an extension on my paper. / dance rehearsal on sundays. / my roommates want to go to ikea. /

my uber driver mentioned his husband when i asked about his day. / i thanked him for it at the end of the ride, and he laughed and pointed out the trans flag sticker on the dash. / on my way into the clinic i think i saw him crying. / i introduced myself to the lab tech and she asked me to say my real name. / she took six vials of my blood. /

so many of my friends are named after gods. / this has to be for something. 

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

Stop yearning, gayboy, we need to frolic amongst the Camerupt into the night

[ybcpatrick]

[cucumber-icepop]

Gay portal

[rhinco]

inventing some new EVIL tone tags

/pr = pressuring you

/m = mad at you

/f = forcing you to do this at gunpoint

/nj = not joking i want to kill you for real

[toothcereal]

got unexpectedly windy outside so i popped into cvs and bought a singular butterscotch so i could wrap myself all snug in the seven foot receipt

[catgirlcadaver]

If I’m out / don’t have access to a charger and my phone dips below 25% I have to treat it like five nights at freddy I need to conserve this shif or im getting shoved into a murder fursuit

[hiroshotreplica]

this stupid video basically turned into an engagement farm on my twt so i guess you guys might like it