#HORSE GIRL
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Bedhead horse Commission for Rocky Blues
#witchtaunter#pony#commission#mlpfim#mlp#my little pony#anthro#tired#bedhead#female#horse girl#pony girl#oc
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マンハッタンカフェ by もちき
#Uma Musume Pretty Derby#Uma Musume#Manhattan Cafe#Black Hair#Brown Eyes#Long Hair#Horse Girl#Horse Ears#Horse Tail#Skirt
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#aesthetics#hell is a teenage girl#this is a girlblog#this is what makes us girls#girlblogging#girlhood#aesthetic#coquette#lana del rey#sparkle jump rope queen#horses#horse girl#cottagecore#girl hysteria#just a girlblog#girly memes#girl blogger#girl interrupted#mood board#moodboard#feminine beauty#femininty
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ITS DONE I got 13 submissions and then would have felt bad if I left anyone out, so I mangled the template. Links to the OC Owners are in the ALT text! (the links go to their bluesky accounts, but ill put their names in the tags too in case they're on here)
#my art#other people's ocs#fanart#mikadll#paprikaplateau#yummygoods#wagondredgehead#wetzoofan#ishmaelnotahab#para-cleric#parsnippet#4byssalteeth#freakreport#catastrothy#amphivian#lobsterfighter#pokemon#garbodor#zombie#monster girl#blood#shark#shark girl#dragon#dragon girl#horse girl#slime#slime girl#furry#nurse
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Maybe we aren’t so different after all
#illustration#aesthetic art#concept art#unicorn#fantasy art#whimiscal#the last unicorn#unicorn art#horse girl
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john n arthur are horsegirls
#art#fanart#my art#artist#artwork#rdr2#red dead redemption#red dead redemption 2#arthur morgan#john marston#cowboys#horse girl#horses#horse art#cowboy art
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one of my favorite things the phandom does is compare dan and phil to people interacting with horses. it's such a specific form of comedy and it's fucking hilarious every time
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#phorseposting#dan and phil#amazingphil#phandom#phan#daniel howell#dnp#dan howell#phil lester#horses#horse girl#:3#i will force all of horseblr to become phannies consider it my phanniversary gift /j#1k#me post#photo
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blue skies!
pone :3
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Polish Matchbox Label
#polish#matchbox#cow#horse#horse girl#horseblr#farmcore#farm#green#white#black#graphic art#graphic design#i love these#green icons#green layouts#green aesthetic#green moodboard#light green#green icon#greens#pastel green#green things#matches#soft icons#cute#cute icons#carrd#carrd resources#carrd icons
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We had the most egregiously evil little pony horse when I was growing up. I know everyone says that. Ponies are one of the animals that truly understand how to commit crimes but she was really deeply atrocious. One time she tried to murder me. Her name was Fancy.
I feel I should slightly explain here. See, my parents bought two acres with a house and a barn and pasturage and went “We’re farmers now!” They had absolutely no idea what they were doing. And at a certain point along that journey my mom got her hands on a horse. Technically she was half pony half horse so she was this weird middle size.
Fancy belonged to a friend of hers and he showed her how to saddle Fancy. And that was it. That was all we knew about this horse. So my mom brings her home and saddles her and we decide to go for a ride on this new creature in our lives. But Fancy, being the savvy bitch she was, was far too canny for our dumb asses.
Her maiden ride went to my older brother and ended rather abruptly when the saddle slid completely sideways and my brother toppled off her, miraculously unharmed but unwilling to ever try again. This made me like Fancy somewhat, because I hated my brother.
Those familiar with horse trickery would have caught her ruse but Fancy had deliberately held her breath to make the saddle seem tight enough. But in stride she let the breath out, the saddle loosened, and my brother came toppling down. She planned that fuckup.
I was a bit more game, being a dedicated horse girl. I wanted to succeed where my loathsome brother had failed. Keep in mind: none of us had ever ridden. We had no idea what we were doing, and in the only defense I’ll ever make of that hoofed demon it was probably not pleasant to have a human flopping on her back like a sack of potatoes. But I paraded around in a circle until she scraped my leg against a fence post. I lasted longer than my brother but had to admit riding an animal radiating malice at you is not comfortable.
We didn’t really ride Fancy much after that. She was a decorative aspect to the fields. Sometimes I’d sit on her bare back while she was eating. Every so often she’d buck me off for assuming familiarity with her.
But Fany's coup de grâce took several months. Most of the pasturage had electric fence running along it to keep the livestock from testing the fences or getting a taste for freedom. My parents were constantly moving fence posts and reallocating land to different purposes which is how one of the major gates ended up with electric fence running over top. During a move the wire got left up from the last border and now it was strung over what should have been an open passage.
I was taking a ride on Fancy, living in a fantasy that I had any idea what I was doing. My mom was out working in the yard, and as she passed through she left the gate open, forgetting the wire hazard. You know who didn't forget?
Fancy.
She beelined for the open gate and I realized a second too late what her plan was. I hauled back on the reins with all my strength but she powered through, charging at the wire. If I'd caught on sooner I could have tipped forward and probably cleared it.
It was roughly chest height. But she was too savvy, keeping a slow pace right up until the passage, and I didn't have time to react. The thought of getting electrocuted sent me down into a terrified backward limbo, desperately trying to flatten myself along her back.
Her assassination almost worked. But instead of beheading me the wire caught under my chin, pressing back into my neck like a garrote. The only good news was that the wire wasn't live, but I was still in terrible danger. I squealed and wiggled and managed to twist my neck enough that the wire scraped over my face instead of pressing deeper. Once we were through Fancy stopped and turned to regard me, disappointed that her murder had failed. My neck was bleeding but my head remained attached.
My mother was absolutely terrified and I was pretty shaken myself. We unsaddled Fancy for the last time, as full on attempts on my life were a bit more than I was willing to bear for the sake of pretending to be a fantasy hero on an epic journey. My neck still has a faint scar from her homicidal tendencies.
Fancy got to remain a decorative horse for many years after that, free of our attempts to ride her. Her last torment was when my mother decided to try to breed her to achieve an animal that was less interested in murder.
But Fancy, true to form, brutally attacked the stallion sent to service her, even when hopped up on horny hormones. There would be no foals from Fancy, and her saga ended when we sold her to another unlucky soul.
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dragon riders are the horse girls of fantasy
#fourth wing#iron flame#violet sorrengail#horse girl#xaden riorson#eragon#the inheritance cycle#christopher paolini#rebecca yarros#anne mccaffrey#dragon riders#dragonriders of pern#how to train your dragon#hiccup haddock#httyd#the ace to horse girl to dragon rider pipeline#pay no attention to the amount of dragon rider books ive read#cornelia funke#dragonology#house of the dragon#danerys targaryen#game of thrones#fablehaven#brandon mull#murtagh
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2 parahorse friends 🐴🌼
🌿🍑 living comfortably at the pink barn ♡
#dinosaur#dinosaur art#paleoart#cute art#digital aritst#digital art#digital illustration#cottagecore#paleontology#parasaurolophus#horse#horse girl#farmcore
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Canon confirmed. Both Link and Zelda are horse girls.
#legend of zelda#the legend of zelda#breath of the wild#echoes of wisdom#echoes of wisdom spoilers#loz eow#eow spoilers#loz eow spoilers#trying to tag spoilers in case anyone doesn't want to watch the new trailer#horses#horse girl#they're both horse girls#I hope we get some cute horse girl shit in the new game#i'm so excited#look at Zelda with her main character energy#ready for a horse girl adventure#I want to see them.go on a romantic ride on the beach together#this new trailer really brightened my day#my girl deserves this#horse girls#loz#tloz#legend of zelda echoes of wisdom#the legend of zelda echoes of wisdom#horsey
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Viviane Rhineheart and the Arid Archway
#art#drawing#illustration#oc#artists on tumblr#original character#character design#dnd oc#horse girl#enviroment art#background art
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