#HOOWWW

[yandere-kokeshi]

I JUST SAW A TIKTOK ABOUT A COSPLAYER DOING A FEMALE VERSION OF DABI

AND IM LOOSING MY MIIIND

[aromantic-karamatsu]

Mother's must have a fucking sixth sense to somehow always compliment your hair right when it's at its most gender dysphoric for you 😭😭😭

[sleepis4theweak]

h ello m othr

HI!!! <3 <3 <3

[babysharkdodododoo]

Is that the e bite of 87?!!!?!!!????!!!!

[fuedalreesespieces]

99.5% of inuyasha's youkai dna has to be concentrated in his hair because how the fuck did it not get cut off at some point especially while he was carrying that huge ass sword

[fairy-made]

White person: you think you know more than me when it comes to race and treat me like my opinion doesnt matter

Me:

[nonbinaryaubrey]

I love the little detail of your cat Sunny having a mainly black body with one white ear and Omori having the opposite (mostly white body with one black ear)!! It almost reminds me of what I do with their ears in my cat designs for them, with them both having one floppy ear, but it's the opposite ear from each other!

EEHEEEEHEHE YAYAYY its a fun lil detail i like to include with them... <333 idk why i decided on it but :3 i find it to be rlly cute..

[alazyparallelworld]

[pommancy]

nvm im gooood i may still got it

[siriste]

I’m going to be so good at geometry after I finish this game, as my 3D skills are SHIT RN

[rinnysmuses]

Oh cause I forgot yesterday...

Rhea was all "HOW IS MY BABY 5 MONTTTHSSSSSSSSSSS" all day lmao]

[aphfroghat]

I made this post to inform y'all people who don't give a fxck that I love Mamma Mia!

That movie is literally just *CHEF KISS*

[emomanswhore]

as soon as you said "soft dom" my body tingled....... now I'm bout to deep dive into connor........ sorry for the mini drabble, my mind just went haywire

YES I THINK CONNOR IS A SOFT FUCKING DOM, but I also think he's a pleasure dom, he's just really gentle and sweet yk :') with every and anything. but he's really adamant when you two have sex.

he'd be all sweet, just so sweet. kissing on your neck, cupping your tits in his hand while he's fucking you. just so slow and gentle. you have tears splashing on your cheeks cause you want him to be rougher with you, but he thinks he's gonna hurt you. nine times out ten he'll just eat you out to make up for it :( he doesn't think he can do it right, he thinks he'll dig too deep, or fill you up too much cause your moans of pleasure make him spill buckets.

"you sure, baby? i-i don't want to hurt you." you'd wrap your legs around his torso just so he'd be trapped. so you could feel him, all of him. nice and deep, it makes your body twitch. and it makes him flustered, his whole face and the tip of his nose grow red, and you just giggle cause you love seeing him like this. "you won't hurt me, promise." his dick's getting squeezed so tightly, so he knows you must like it. he takes note. they like it, they squeeze me tighter when I'm deeper.

his LED turns red. he's going against what he does, like every time he's doing more damning things with you. he doesn't want to hurt you. it's against his character. but when you moan like that. when you grind your hips like that. nibble on your lip, play with your tits. "just like that." you moan as he thrust. "fuck me... nghh!- just like that.

you thought you'd have to press him for it. but after begging him so much just to do with you as he pleases he's finally getting it. but he always makes sure your feeling good. you look at him with such glossy eyes. they sparkle, even while they fall shut. you can feel him just moving in you.

even while he's pounding in you it feels like he's taking care of you. your fingers are intertwined with his own, and with the other, he's playing with your clit. rubbing the perky bud as you twitch all around him. "fucking you like this," he takes a deep breath and kisses your lips before he continues, "makes you wanna cum already?"

this android knows when you're gonna cum before you do. he can feel how wet you get around his cock. how you start to grow really wet and warm in the back. that spongy spot that he reaches with ease twitches against the tip of his dick. "mhmm, knew y' could." you slur like a drunk. when he slams his hips little spurts of liquid rush out of your pussy.

"I'll keep doing it like this okay? just make sure you cum a lot for me. can you do that for me, baby, if I do it like this?

and all of a sudden i'm horny, wow👩🏽‍🦯 HAVE I NO SHAME!?

sin sin sin sin sin Sin SIn SIN SIN SINNNNNN IIIII JUST I I JUST I I

I LITERALLY FELT A GUSH OF SOMETHING COME POURING OUT ME- LIKE YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAD TO KEEP PAUSING AND LOOK AWAY FROM MY SCREEN ?????? TOO MANY 🧎🏽‍♀️my pussy is weeping and crying for this android to get inside of me. i want him NOW.

FIRST OF ALL THE FACT THAT YOU CAME UP WITH THIS IS IN LIKE 10 MINUTES, YOUR BRAIN IS SO POWERFUL LIKE HOOWWW ????? SECOND OF ALL, the red led lights ?? good fuckin god, i felt a wave of heat come from my body and im 1000% sure you put me in heat. and the whole time i’ve just been thinking abt the audio of him…. just imagine how sweet he sounds with that, “can you do that for me baby ? if i do it like this ?” LOORRRDDDD I WANNA FUCK THE NUTS N BOLTS OUT THIS ROBOT SO BAD MAN 💢⭕️💢⭕️

[sheepstiel]

hoowwwe did cas know about the knife in dean's back pocket. also did he do this before?? casually grabbing tools out of jean enclosures?

[rabid-mercenary16]

I just saw your buttonblossom child, and now I’m curious as to how she came to be. Was it a snap of Caine’s fingers, and boom! a child, or something else?

Holly is an ai made by Caine

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Pomni and Ragatha after getting back from an adventure together they decided to just crash out of exhaustion..not having the engery to enjoy each others time. Caine saw this and thought he would do some research on the matter and to be clear he see thems as the doomed couple.

“ZOOBLE!!” *caine appears out of thin air right behind zooble making them jump in surprise*

“F$&@?! WHAT?! Oh it’s you..” *zooble grumbles in annoyance*

“I have a problem my friend of assorted colorful limbs!! And it requires your WONDERFUL INSIGHT and observation” *caine gushed in a usual loud ringmaster voice hoping it would convince zooble to help*

“No.” *zooble spoke in a monotone voice it seems that it didn’t*

“TOO BAD! Anyways- you see the doomed couple is not having the affect I wanted after these adventures I set! Strange I know! So i ask if you have any ideas to liven them up!” *he shook his hand in a “jazz” motion for flare*

“Uuuh..I don’t know Caine..usually when a “marriage” is having trouble they have a child to fix things?..and who-“ *zooble was cut off*

“GREAT IDEA ZOOBLE! A child! I’m sure this’ll fix everything!” *caine vanishes*

“…what the hell was that all about” *zooble thought to themselves not knowing what they have done*

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“CAINE YOU CANT JUST MAKE A CHILD!!” *ragatha with the child in hand panicking that the circus would definitely harm Holly in more then a few ways*

“not just any child my dear! You and the pathetic jesters child! Meet Holly! The most darling loving and energetic little girl you’ve ever seen!” *caine announces in excitement*

“Caine this-..whyyyyy..hoowww” *Pomni stares at Holly in utter confusion and worry*

“DONT WORRY ABOUT IT- have funnnn!!!~* *caine sang as he vanishes to other matters*

…

*ragatha looks at Pomni and Pomni looks at her.. and in unison..*

“What are we going to do..”

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[multi-fandomedfreak]

Face Painting Party // Sanders Sides

Author's note: IM SO SORRY I DELETED THE ORIGINAL REQUEST IM GONNA TRY MY BEST TO DO IT FROM MEMORY SO SORRY IF I GET THINGS WRONG. Also sorry this took way too long, school has been taking up so much of my time 😭

Characters: All the sides but this is a Virgil x reader type thing

⚠️ Warnings ⚠️: Remus being Remus, insinuations of blood, mentions of genitalia

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The Sides could only be described in one word: Chaotic.

No matter what it is that they are doing together it somehow always turns into chaos. It's a miracle if there could go a day without hearing some kind of commotion going on around the house.

Which is - kind of -why you don’t like to hang out all together often. Sometimes you prefer your solitude. It may sound lonely but it really wasn’t since you always had Virgil with you. Which yes does contradict but honestly, you just accepted the fact that you and Virgil are alone together. It somehow made sense.

He gets a bit overwhelmed in a large group from time to time and it gives you both the perfect excuse to get out of there to spend time together. Spending time with Virgil was so much more calming than any other Side. Sure you loved the others but Virgil was something…special.

Anyway, of course, you both loved the Sides too much (although Virgil has a hard time admitting it) to skip out of every group event. Plus they all have their unique but very effective ways to force you to go if you said no. (Affectionately)

And this was one of those times.

You were curled up on the couch rewatching a show from a while ago but couldn’t even get past half of the first episode when Pattons cheeky smile made its way into your view. An amused chuckle escaped you and you paused the TV, showing Patton he had your full attention.

“Sooo…yknow..hoowww…my birthday..is coming up?” Patton drawled this out with his hands clasped behind his back, swaying back and forth on the balls of his feet. “Aaand how you're one of my best friends?” He tilted his head innocently when saying this.

This made you raise a knowing eyebrow at him since he only talked this way when he was trying to convince you to do something. Most likely something you didn’t wanna do. Which made you sigh but you kept a small smile for his sake.

“What is it, Patton?” You asked simply and found it amusing with how quickly he stopped beating around the bush.

“Wanna come to my face painting birthday party?”

His smile turned into a small huff the instant he saw the look on your face, knowing that you didn't want to attend.

"Pleaseeeee??"

“Well, you know how I feel about being that touchy with people, Patton. And I…”

That’s when Patton pulled out his not so secret weapon; the puppy dog eyes.

“…”

So obviously you went. But the moment you walk into the messy face-painting fiasco, you almost immediately regret it.

Paint is splattered all over the walls, Logan is pretending to not enjoy having his face painted by Patton, Remus is holding down Janus so he can paint on him with what you were hoping was red paint, and Virgil is (surprisingly) letting Roman paint on the back of his hand.

Relaxing at the fact that Virgil was here, you walked over to where Virgil was sitting on the floor. Roman had gone to do something else by the time you were walking over and Virgil's eyes flickered over to you. When they brightened at the realization you were there, butterflies made their way into your stomach and you smiled at the familiar sensation.

It never failed to amaze you how he managed to make you feel so secure but also so nervous.

You were still overcome with the onslaught of butterflies when you leaned down and asked with a mischievous glint in your eyes, “Wanna get out of here?”

Just as Virgil was nodding his head you heard Patton's voice say, “ah ah ah” from behind you while doing his Dad Stance™️ Which was just his hands on his hips with one leg sticking out while looking at the both of you with a no-nonsense face.

“You’re not going anywhere until both of you have something painted on your face.”

Both you and Virgil were gonna groan in protest but shut up when Patton pointed two fingers at his eyes and then towards you as he slowly started to back away. That was until he ran into the couch which made you and Virgil snort. But either way, you listened to Patton and sat down next to Virgil, knees touching. Something you both were way too aware of but said nothing.

"Well... let's get this over with. You're the only one I trust to paint on my face anyway." Virgil muttered while turning to face you. You reach for some face paint to try to hide your flushed expression but don’t realize that Virgil went to do the same thing.

Virgil flinched his hand back and cleared his throat to try to ignore the red creeping up his cheeks. But you on the other hand just tried to bite back your smile and picked up some white paint. You looked around for a paintbrush but couldn’t find one so you decided to just use your fingers, smearing around the white paint.

Knowing that you would have to touch his face for a while made a burst of butterflies explode in your stomach. Swallowing hard you tried to think of something to say and attempt to distract yourself from how bad the butterflies tickled.

“So uhm…you gonna paint me first?” Virgil tried to say nonchalantly as he scratched the inside of his eye, his gaze flickering from your fingers to the floor, while his face became a deeper shade of red.

“Yeah, want it to be a surprise?” You asked with a small smirk as you wiggles your paint smeared fingers at him.

He snorted at your teasing and gave you a single nod as he leaned in, his adam's apple bobbing up and down as he swallowed. You met him in the middle and began to glide your fingers across his face.

Your fingertips felt cold compared to how hot his face was. This was one of the many things you noticed while being this close together. Like how he couldn't meet your eyes for more than a split second but you could still see the longing he held. How he had small, barely there birthmarks hidden under his bangs.

Maybe this was why you couldn’t help but graze your fingers just a moment longer than you had to every time you painted a part of his face. And maybe this was the reason you started to become so hyper-aware of every little thing he did.

Like how he started fidgeting with a part of your pants. or when his tongue would occasionally flick out to wet his lips every once in a while.

Even though you felt nerves beyond belief due to your closeness, you also felt overjoyed. It was quite the roller coaster of emotions.

After a while of painting, fidgeting, and longing gazes, you finally finished the skeleton face on Virgil. When you leaned back to admire your work - and Virgil - you noticed how the tips of his ears went red.

He looked cute like this, you thought, noting how his purple hair was a nice contrast to the black and white paint. Along with the fact that the black paint around his eyes pretty much looked like his everyday eyeshadow.

The sound of him clearing his throat brought you back to reality, making you realize you were staring at him for a little too long, which made your ears burn red this time.

His eyes flickered over to your ears and gave you a small half smile while he grabbed some nearby face paint.

“So…what do you have in mind for my face paint?”

Although you were in a loud room because of the others, it felt as though you broke a thick silence. To be fair this was the first time one of you spoke since you started the face painting process.

“Hey, no spoilers allowed.” He said with a mischievous grin while he beckoned you to come closer. Once you did, he began to smear a light blue base coat on your face.

You had nothing else to say at this point. Which was sorta weird considering when you and Virgil hung out you couldn’t shut up. But to be honest, how can one concentrate on words when the feeling of his gentle fingers grazed your face.

It was weirdly relaxing how the paint felt on your face which was warmed by the heat of his fingers. It felt nice to be this pampered. You felt quite relaxed until Virgil thought it would be a good idea to lean even closer to you.

That’s when your heart started to beat out of control. He didn’t seem to notice that he did nor your reaction to his closeness. If he did, he was doing an amazing job at hiding it.

You assumed it was so that he could get the details of the paint right since neither of you had a paint brush. But a part of you knew that he really loved the closeness as well. Even if he didn’t intentionally show it.

It seemed impossible not to notice things about him at this point. Especially his lips. It was as if your eyes had a mind of their own. Every time you caught yourself looking at his lips you would look away but somehow always found your gaze drifting back to his lips.

A soft, barely there gasp brought you out of your stupor. Once your eyes focused you realized that Virgil had noticed how close you two were. But he didn’t seem to make an effort to back away at all. You didn’t particularly mind that. Especially when his eyes seemed to be drifting down towards your lips too.

You didn’t know if it was your mind playing tricks on you but you could’ve sworn he was getting closer. Or maybe you were. You didn’t really care. All you cared about was finding out how his lips would feel on yours.

“REMUS, NO!! I KNOW WHAT YOUR TRYING TO DRAW ON ME!!”

Romans ear breaking screech made you both jump away from each other and frantically look around to see what the problem was.

Looking over, you saw how Romans face has two circles and a U shaped line almost connecting the circles. Remus was chasing him around with a sharpie while he had scribbling all over his face.

“Remus, please stop trying to draw male genitalia on Roman.” Logan insisted from his spot on the couch, a comically large cup of wine in one hand while the other rubbed his forehead.

Seeing and hearing all of this, you gave Virgil a side eyes to see if he was seeing the same thing you were. He happened to do the same thing you did and when you both locked eyes, you burst out laughing.

The type that had both of you leaning against each other wheezing and when your laughter was reduced to small giggles, Patton came over to you two and gasped in delight.

“Oh my goodness!! You did Jack and Sally!? I knew you two made the cutest couple!!” Patton exclaimed before bounding away, leaving you behind with flustered expressions. Both from having Patton call you a couple and from the fact you both accidentally matched with your face paint.

Looking around for a mirror, you snatched one off the dining table and looked at the face paint. And sure enough you looked almost identical to Sally.

It was an impressive and flattering work of art. Looking over at Virgil he too had found a mirror and was admiring your art work. He looked over at you and seemed to get even more flustered, probably remembering what almost happened.

You looked over to him with a smile on your face that you couldn’t quite shake off.

“Well…wanna get out of here?” You asked, hoping he would want to resume what had almost happened.

All he did was give you giddy smile, take your hand, and walk out of there with you by his side.

You made a mental note to thank Patton for making you come the party.