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Uh so.... this is mine and my friends Human AU Norway x Azerbaijan fankid who we made as a joke like a month ago and we grew too attached to. She has a brother named Sverre too....

Yes this is a Eurovision 2021 reference.

Profile under the cut 😜

Silje Pernille Mirzayeva Bondevik ✨✨✨

Name: Silje (Pernille Mirzayeva) Bondevik

Age: 15 (in 2037)

Birthday: 25th February 2022

Hair colour: Brown

Eye colour: Brown

Residence: Some place in Norway idk where

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Lukas and Samira (my Azerbaijan OC I made so we could joke about Efentix 😭) met and university and didn't know eachother too well when Silje happened. Her surname isn't hyphenated, Mirzayeva is actually one of her nicknames, her brother Sverre is named Sverre Emil Mirzayev Bondevik.

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una volta che riesco ad imitare l'erre moscia bene è finita per Olly

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Good morning afternoon evening friends

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I've seen a ton of headcanons about Norway being part Fae, and I think it's very interesting and everything, but I can't help but imagine Norway occasionally deciding he wants to kidnap a human (as Fae are known to do) to keep as a pet.

He just walks into the house with a human and he and Iceland argue about it as if Norway picked up a stray cat or something.

Iceland: Norway, what the hell is that?

Norway: it's a human.

Iceland: seriously? Where did you get him? How did you trick him into giving you his name?

Norway: I just asked. It was a little too easy.

Iceland: it doesn't matter. You're not keeping him. Go put him back where you found him.

Norway: oh come on. I can't just leave him.

Human: no, I'd actually like that please. That would be... Great.

Iceland: I'm sure he'll be fine on his own. He has his own house and job, I'm sure he'd hate to leave them. We can't just make him live with us.

Human: actually not a super great job. My boss is a piece of shit. Also, house is a very generous word. Sorry, you're saying I wouldn't have to pay rent? I might... Reconsider.

Norway: see? He wants to stay.

Iceland: you'll have to feed him and take care of him, and we both know how that ends up. Either I'll end up having to take care of it, or it'll end up like the last two humans you had.

Human: sorry, what? Uhm... Actually, I'm alright.

Norway: whatever...

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Tried the gouache ibispaint brush

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Shoutout to the girl next to me who just saw at least 4 different music genres in my playlist as I skipped aggressively

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Sono così devastata che sto ascoltando fucking Annalisa

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Ho perso le cuffie voglio uccidermi. Genitore 1 mi ha prestato le sue e sono una CAGATA. Una cinesata assurda. Minchia madonna ziocan mi sento sorda da un orecchio giuro non si sente un cazzo. Inoltre mi sono data l'ombrello sul dito madonna inculata puttana eva che male.

Mi mordo

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Y'all asked for Norway x Azerbaijan fankid info so you shall receive........ later.......and with the help of @aphfroghat

Also yes. This is an Efentix reference for the Eurovision fans.

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Best agenda doodle 2025

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Life is good

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Fuckimg shoots hws Iceland in the head (I love him)

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It's tiiiiiimeeeeee

If i get black box recorder or sigur ros one more time i'll exectr ifeladn

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If i get black box recorder or sigur ros one more time i'll exectr ifeladn

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Eurofans we're bringing you a diamond, you better treat him well

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Drew this yesterday. He eepy