#HOLY SHIIIITT

[aurosoulart]

alright. that's it. technology has gone too far

[d0d0-b0i]

HOLY SHIT!!!!

[hiro-doodlez]

HOLY SHIT I TAKE A NAP AND THIS HAPPENS?!!??!

I LOVE THIS ACTUALLY OMFG… such a cool concept… reminds me of SU IN A GOOD WAY

TURN BACK TIME AWOOO GONNA REWIND AND FIND THAT ALL THESE MEMORIES . DISCOVERIES. THESE FANTASIES. THEY STAY WITH ME /ref

Anyways i kinda wanna doodle this guy.. the eeper

SO BASICALLY I CAME UP WITH A CONCEPT FOR AN AU BASED ON HIROS POST EARLIER

Credit to @hiro-doodlez 🫶🌼

SO IT WAS LIKE. Every time this character sleeps (YES ITS A SANS) , they basically time travel. And the watch around their neck is like they can reset and go back.

*Still working on a name and the details. YOU CAN LEAVE SOME NAMES DOWN BELOW AND SOME IDEAS!*

*I HOPE THIS ISN'T SIMILAR TO ANY OTHER AU'S, PLEASE LEMME KNOW IF IT IS AND ILL FIND A DIFFERENT CONCEPT !*

[the-owl-tree]

I know you haven't posted a profile leader of the isekai girls' clan yet, and if you don't have all the details for them ironed out yet (besides Honeypaw and Frostblaze both being the leaders kits) that's all good. But while looking at your latest post about the au, it got me thinking: how do you think the leader feels about 'Honeypaw''s sudden personality change, unnatural (because they're human moves) new fighting style, and tendency to walk on her hind legs? Because I'd imagine even if they weren't particularly close before Honey replaced her, it'd definitely be eyebrow raising to someone who knew her beforehand.

i'll definitely be putting the parents on my to-do list since I have thought of them, mainly because my inspiration is a mix of things that made go oooh yes or pissed me off so badly i stole them JUST to tear them apart in this lol

Honeypaw's relationship with her father, Owlstar, is strained. His relationship with her mother is purely political: he wants an heir, she wanted to join their Clan. In the books (from Frostblaze's perspective), he's written as an aloof but noble cat who can be stern but only because he cares. In the "real" world of the book...he's a standoffish, absent father who cares little about Honeypaw (due to her lack of resemblance to him) and often speaks of his disappointment (despite him having little presence in her life to guide her).

When the real Honeypaw is killed, he is sad and he does grieve...but doesn't stay for the ceremony. When she does come, he's happy! He welcomes her, nuzzles her in greeting, and visits her in the medic's den as she recovers...but it's also stilted, awkward, and suffocating for them both. He says very little and sometimes scolds her for her recklessness (and while in the book this is passed off as him "caring but struggling show it", in practice...it just comes off as apathy to Honey & Honeypaw).

I'd imagine her first few moons of weirdness is him passing it off as a cry for attention until it continues...and not only does she no longer seek his approval, she actively avoids him. Honey would realize his and Honeypaw's relationship is strained pretty early on and, to keep Honeypaw from being in a bad mood and also to avoid having her own father scold her (her body more than her soul), basically stays out of his way.

I can't imagine he'd investigate too much, he's more preoccupied with his successful heir (even if he can't reveal her yet). It's only when Honeypaw continues to poke around, find out more secrets than she's supposed to that he begins to really question what's going on.

Honeypaw's mother, Beesnap, is also different than in her story form. In the book, she's written as a volatile, self-absorbed mother who defends Honeypaw with her fierce temper no matter what her daughter does. When Honey actually meets her? Beesnap is a rogue-born she-cat and her status as truly a member of the Clan is always being questioned. As a result of being isolated and demeaned, she put on a facade of confidence and snootiness, intent on not letting them get to her. When Honeykit was born, her only daughter, she vowed to make sure her child had a better life in the Clan than she'd be given - resulting in her fierce outbursts to defend her child. Owlstar is absent in Honeypaw's life and that only made Beesnap more focused on protecting her.

Beesnap knows something's going on with her kid but doesn't confront her for some reason. She becomes a cat that Honey goes to advice to often when Splashpaw is busy. Eventually I think Honey does try to reveal the truth...but Beesnap probably doesn't take the fact that her beloved daughter's been body snatched very well.

Her unnatural behavior does freak them both out, Beesnap keeps having to whisper for her daughter to stOP WALKING LIKE THAT EVERYONE IS STARING AT YOU-

ty for asking!! i kind of went off topic but your question got me thinking so i ended up rambling lol both of these guys are mainly inspired from how wc and these specific webcomics treat parents and i think that shows

[theoldworldsrunnerup]

Thinking about this scene

[7roaches]

reaping the consequences oknfmy actions (not taking my allergy meds)

[drusic]

FUCKING DESERVED!!!!!!

[luvlyycy]

HIDAN DIRTY TALK DURING SEX ?? — 🍷

sigghhhhh, stupid sexy hidan. praying on his downfall. tw, spit kink, dog/owner kink (?) , bunch of other nasty shit :/

"Hahhhh, fuuuuckkk. Stupid slut's g'nna make me cum!"

"Silly bitch, huh? Such a silly little cunt!"

"Awwhhh, don't cry. G'nna make me cum inside, babyyy.."

"Hah--hhh. Holy shiiiitt.."

"Suck that fucking cock baby.."

"You're MY cockwhore right? My stupid little slut, yeah? Yeah."

"Say ahhhh ! Wanna cum on those pretty teeth."

"Sliiiiiiiideeee it innn,,, jus' like that... ooouuhh, fuck."

"S'fuckin' tight... cunt's suckin' me in like she love me!!"

"Open up so I can spit in your fucking mouth."

"Slap those pretty fuckin' tits f'me."

"Oh yeah, oh yeah.. squirt all over me, ya dirty slut."

"I see you creamin' all over my cock..Greedy cunt, aintcha?—"

"Bark for me, stupid bitch—"

"Such a fucking mutt!! Ohhh shit."

"Want me to breed ya?? Yeah?? Knew you were dumb."

"You're my fucking dog!— Bark!"

"I want you to drink my cum outta bowl... so hot.."

"G'nna fill up this greedy cunt with my cum!"

[nebularious]

JUST TRIED IT OUT HOLY SHIT

hi how do you make your colours so nice looking? I wanna slurp them up with a silly straw

HONESTLY, I JUST CHOOSE WHATEVER LOOKS BEST FOR ME! AND I MOSTLY JUST CHOOSE A COLOR THATS NOT A DARKER VARIATION OF THE COLOR I PREVIOUSLY CHOSE, FOR EXAMPLE, WHEN SHADING GREEN I ALWAYS PICK AN AQUAMARINE BLUE OR JUST A SHADE OF BLUE. THATS, THE SECRET REALLY. I JUST PICK WHATEVER LOOKS NICE LOLS.....

[alastorsteatimeritual]

Summary: With war on their doorstep, Lucifer begins to question whether his first line of defense is up to the task and decides to put that to the test. Testing that begins to bring about the idea that perhaps his deal with Alastor does not work quite the way he thought it would.

Teaser:

“Shiiiitt your majesty! Strong, incredibly flexible and that figure! To die for! I could make you the biggest star to ever walk this plane.” Valentino purred in his ear, hands suddenly splaying uncomfortably close to Lucifer’s hips. Did Alastor’s antlers grow bigger? And oh.. The Radio Dials were back. Wait.. why was Lucifer looking towards the Deer Demon when he should be focusing?

“ALRIGHT! That’s enough!” Lucifer said with a shudder and a grimace. He released the Vees from the trap and immediately sent a blast of Holy light every which way. It knocked the trio far away from him and left them groaning in the dirt. The king dusted himself off. “Angels have one big flaw and that is their ego. It is left unchecked given we are not prone to human limits. They will fight alone. You cannot handle them on your own so I need you to work together.

Vox was back on his feet and folded his arms. “I’m not going to work with any of these fuckers! We are Overlords, we don’t even like each other on a good day! I’ll stick to my crew.” He spat.

Lucifer huffed a frustrated breath and folded his wings out once more before flying over to Vox. He hovered at eyeheight and made quick work of painting a line on the screen, right across his eyes. The tv-demon spluttered and protested, trying to wipe the golden paint away but to no avail. He stumbled around, unable to balance himself properly, arms waving out in front of himself pathetically. Lucifer remained hovering in the air, hands on his hips and looking altogether disapproving.

“You might as well walk around like that if you’re going to be so blind. This isn’t about petty battles for turf. This is the ultimate battle. It’s conform or die but there is no walking away from this one. I cannot take all the angels myself. For this war and for the future of Hell you will need to put your differences aside and work together. Am I clear?” He spoke oddly authoritatively.

The Overlords pointedly looked away from him and the King sighed in exasperation. “Alright, I see you’re choosing the hard way. Let’s dial this bitch up a notch. And remember, I am only using the common angelic powers here, things that they can all do. I won’t use the ones that are specifically mine.”

[hideyourautumn-milkteeth]

Oh lord I actually found someone on a dating app who matches my energy !!!! One in a million fucking experience holy shiiiitt

He’s cute too and lives in my state 🥴🥴 AND ALSO LVOES HORROR STUFF MMMM GOD PLSS I NEED THIS TO WORK 🙏🙏🙏

[nocinovae]

I tried I really tried to watch Bad’s eggpire anniversary watch party and recap. But literally a few seconds in just brought back FLASHBACKS. God even tho I like DSMP in concept. I cannot actually deal with those memories anymore holy shiiiitt

Like full knee jerk reaction. >-<

[stonerpsii]

I'm also about to be high (edible kicking in ) but already gonna take another i think bc I wanna be fucking goneeeeeee floating in bliss with no brain no memory just feels so gooodddd

holy shiiiitt annon i was thinking the same fuckin thibg,,, my tolerance is so low now i am blasted on a single 5mg edible, ,, forgot waht that was like ehehe.. .now time to. have a nother 5g :3

here's to bliss, anon!

[sonicaspeed123]

"Aw man idk i just havent been feeling sona/dow very much lately maybe i've lost interest completely" (picks up the divorce fic i started over a year ago) "holy shiiiitt this this this this theyre so fucked up theyre tearing each other apart with good intentions this rules"

[immasimp730]

Holy shiiiitt damnnnn

[8888ghost]

Can’t stop fucking sneezing holy shiiiitt holy shiitt