#holy shiiiitt holy shit

[aurosoulart]

alright. that's it. technology has gone too far

[luvlyycy]

HIDAN DIRTY TALK DURING SEX ?? — 🍷

sigghhhhh, stupid sexy hidan. praying on his downfall. tw, spit kink, dog/owner kink (?) , bunch of other nasty shit :/

"Hahhhh, fuuuuckkk. Stupid slut's g'nna make me cum!"

"Silly bitch, huh? Such a silly little cunt!"

"Awwhhh, don't cry. G'nna make me cum inside, babyyy.."

"Hah--hhh. Holy shiiiitt.."

"Suck that fucking cock baby.."

"You're MY cockwhore right? My stupid little slut, yeah? Yeah."

"Say ahhhh ! Wanna cum on those pretty teeth."

"Sliiiiiiiideeee it innn,,, jus' like that... ooouuhh, fuck."

"S'fuckin' tight... cunt's suckin' me in like she love me!!"

"Open up so I can spit in your fucking mouth."

"Slap those pretty fuckin' tits f'me."

"Oh yeah, oh yeah.. squirt all over me, ya dirty slut."

"I see you creamin' all over my cock..Greedy cunt, aintcha?—"

"Bark for me, stupid bitch—"

"Such a fucking mutt!! Ohhh shit."

"Want me to breed ya?? Yeah?? Knew you were dumb."

"You're my fucking dog!— Bark!"

"I want you to drink my cum outta bowl... so hot.."

"G'nna fill up this greedy cunt with my cum!"

[lockenhearted-blog]

TAROT CARD PERSONALITY QUIZ

THE HERMIT 

You’re an introspective person who’s content with their own company. But even though you’re introverted, you’re not a loner. People often seek you out for advice or even good conversation because you’re thoughtful and analytical, and you’re happy to help them out — in small doses.

Tagged by: @nekropolii (!!thanks!!)  Tagging: @winterfollows @seeker-trevelyan :DD 

[revolvius]

UNDERVERSE 0.6 WAS FUCKING AMAZING

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FUCKING HELL I'M HYPERVENTILATING IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT WHO GIVES A SHIT IT'S FUCKING AWESOME GO WATCH IT NOW!!!!

LIKE SERIOUSLY HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIIIITT

Not gonna spoil anything but-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY GOD IT WAS FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING INTENSE, AMAZING, AND APIFOINIOEWVGNVPSNPVGNPHP

THIS ADD SOOO MUCH TO MY KNOWLEDGE FOR LOTS OF STUFF. HOLY SHIT. BRUH. ONFOEWNFIONIANPVANVN

If a series can give you a sense of epicness and intensity even with your biases against certain models then my god that series did it's fucking job well. And that series is UnderVerse for me.

fucking fantastically amazing job jakei, nyx, strelox, and whoever's involved in this project HOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIIT

ALSO SHOUTOUT TO MY MAN YUGO-SENPAI FOR THAT CLOUD ANIMATION AND THE EPICTALE CAST!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stubbychaos]

AMBERRRR?!?! I just read the new chapter of Saviin’ika bc I couldn’t wait like I said I was going to and HOOOLLLY SHIIIITT IM SO HYPE. I’m going to leave you a lengthy chapter Analysis/update before I go to bed this evening but I had to send this now bc I am SCREAMING. IM SO READY FOR READER TO MEET THE TRIBE!! AHHHHHH okay I’m done screaming now. I freaking love this and I love you holy shit 😩😍

AERYNNN 😭 I KNOW I WAS LITERALLY JUST MESSAGING YOU ABOUT FRIENDSHIP AND WHAT NOT, BUT ILY 💕💖😭

I love how we're constantly just screaming at each other 🥺😭

[funsizedchilicheese]

Bungo Stray Dogs S3E12 Review (Spoilers)

Ok. First of all,

Second of all HOLY SHIT

TALK ABOUT OOF OUCH MY HEART HOLY SHIIIITT

OKOKOKOKOK the first thing I wanna talk about is Atsushi and Akutagawa!!!!!!!!!! I’m not gonna pretend like they don’t hate each other because they do!!!!!!! Of course they do!!!!!!!!!! But they worked so well together!!!!!!!! I’m gonna go ahead and skip over to when they were sinking into the ground,,,, and Aku wrapped Rashoumon around Atsushi and when Ivan turned around and looked at them there was just a hole in the ground where Atsushi was and Aku wasn’t wearing his coat . And then fucKIGN BAM ATSUSHI APPEARED FROM THE GROUND WEARING! AKU’S! COAT!!!!! WHEN I TELL YALL I NUTTED!!!!! I’VE LITERALLY NEVER BEEN STRAIGHTER!! I’m not even gonna get INTO what I felt about their relationship from there and when they fucking fused like crystal gems?????????? BITCH!! My heart!!

Okay then when Junichiro and Kenji were up in the helicopter??? The sweetest boys!!!!!! God I just!!! Love them!!!! 

And Dazai on the ground tryna figure everything out.... hhhhhhh what a man......

AND THEN!! WHEN PUSHKIN RAN OUT OF THE TUNNEL AND INTO AHHH!!!! THE ADA AND PM TEAMS WORKING TOGETHER!!!!!! MY HEART!!!!!!! 

Okokokok skip ahead a little to the cafe?? Holy SHIT!! When Fyodor is walking out and he stops and is like shocked, I was like “oop they didn’t play your song” and then he turned and Dazai was just sitting there making small talk to him I was like “OOP MY HEART IS MELTING THERE SHE GO” 

And then Fyodor kills the guy that touches him and they take him away and Fitzgerald says “do you know what his ability is?” and Dazai says “nope” like b,, he can kill people on physical contact, you seen it with your own eyes, and you anticipated it!! Wdym you don’t know??? 

Okay. Now the party. Oh god. Oh fuck. Here we go. 

First thing I wanna say is how well dressed everyone was!!!! Ahhhh my heart they were so formal and professional!!!!

When Tanizaki and Kyouka and Kenji are all huddled up and Tanizaki goes “oh god oh fuck we were disobedient oh NO” and Kenji and Kyouka were like “yeah oh no bad you are correct we were goodn’t” and Tanizaki was just like alone in his stress lmao

Then fuckIGN RANPO!! They were so excited to see him!!!!! And ofc Yosano was already with him, bc they are best friends!!!! (I bet as soon as Ranpo got back he checked in with her and they hugged or fist bumped or bro-ed it out somehow. also she no doubt picked his clothes for him for the party jskdjk i don’t make the rules I just observe them) I am a little saddened that we didn’t get to witness the battle of wits between Ranpo and Chuuya, but I firmly believe that Bones did their best to try to implement everything they could into the 23 minutes they had. Plus, it may have been a lot to follow with everything that was happening all at once. 

But anyway the party!! Ranpo was literally only concerned with stuffing his face with as much food as he can after what I’m positive was a relentlessly simple task for him. 

Then President enters the room and they all bow and apologize and Kunikida just kinda appears out of nowhere and like drowns himself in guilt and President is just like “yall,,,, never listen do you ?? oh well for now let’s pArTaY”

And then. Outside. Oh fuck. Here we go.

Dazai. Leaning against the railing. DRESSED SO FINE ( n u t 💦) . 

And when Atsushi walked out with the champagne and he looked out where Dazai was staring and then looked at him, he was so deep in thought. Oh lord. Atsushi was def a little concerned for a sec. Then Dazai started talking to him about working with Aku and everything. And then. Here it is. When it showed what he was holding onto. The Bar Lupin matchbox(?) . 

Yall. When he said “A Mafia member who doesn’t kill, huh?” MY HEART WAS IN CARDIAC FUCKING ARREST BITCH WHAT GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO DO THAT 

NOT OKAY

Then it showed him turning to face Atsushi, all dressed in his nice suit with that signature Sunset-Backed Smirk, AS IF MY HEART HADN’T EXPERIENCED ENOUGH OF A STROKE, and raised his glass, and Atsushi asked what they were toasting to, and he said: “to the stray dogs.”

THAT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IS WHEN I LOST MY SHIT. TEARS. EMOTIONS. FEELINGS. THE WHOLE FUCKING SHEBANG. 

IN CONCLUSION, BSD is and always will be my favorite anime, and something extremely close and special to me. I only pray that we get a season 4 sometime in the future, but for now, I think they’ve concluded beautifully. 

Everybody say THANK YOU, BONES!!!!

[chris-spacehere]

SCAR AND CONNOREATSPANTS SCAR AND CONNOREATSPANTS SCAR AND CONNOREATSPANTS OMG OMFG OH HOLY SHIT OMG HOLLYYYY SHIIIITT

[bonnissance]

@queenology replied to your photo: My mother is, if nothing else, a high skilled...

Holy shiiiitt. The fucking audacity like lol …. wow. Truly on another level. And by that I mean not actually even existing in this world. *feeds you cookies and tea* I’m sorry. <3

basically all our interactions are

mother: *is extra af and an abusive piece of shit* me: *stare into the camera like im on the office* me: are u done yet? cos im a duck and ur watery bullshit is rolling off my back

i literally just read and *stare into the abysse* wondering ‘does she know i dont give a shit about any of this nonsense?’ but honestly i’m just *smh* thinking ‘dear lord how pathetic’

like, this bich empty of cares to give that part of my bio fam tbh. i’ll get to it eventually so *shrug*

[pandora-orphan]

JSHSUSUSTS

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIIIITT FUCKING CIAN BERRY LIKED MY REPLY I'M FUCKING FANGIRL SCREAMING MY ASS OFF RIGHT NOW AAAUHAAYAYHAHQYAYAAAAAAAAAAAA

[vile-rebuke]

holy shit y all so if you get a bunch of dif instant messages be wary of second tabs bc the notif sounds stack on and HOLY SHIIIITT it scared me kdosjofieij

[collapseian]

*someone in a movie or some shit keeps their finger off the trigger of a gun* WHAAAAAAAAA THE FUCCKKKKK HOLY SHIT GOOD TRIGGER DISIPLINCE LIKE WHATTT THE FUCKKKK OH SHIIIITT FUCKKKK GODDAMN YOU MAKE ME PROOUD TO BE AND AMERICAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN OH FUCK THATS GOOOOOOOD