#HMS Kent

[waveoftheocean]

late and very much still a wip but happy superbat week day 4: on a case/undercover!

[ikiprian]

Clark is taking Kon and Jon out for a classic, super-style bonding flight. Just a quick jaunt around the US and back!

They don’t get far. Somewhere in Illinois airpace, they run across another family.

The three (a hulking man, a snarky teenage boy, and a cackling youngest girl, each a grayscale blur in the blue, blue sky) throw neon-lit beams of energy at one another, quips and insults flying almost as fast as they do. It looks like training. It looks like fun!

The boy of them looks like a younger version of the man. Exactly like, even. Clark is familiar with clones.

The youngest, a girl, looks like both of them, but not quite. Perhaps she will, age sharpening her childish features, but it’s hard to say. More likely, she’s the man’s daughter.

Interested, Clark introduces himself to Dan. He seems to be a hero in his own right, even if Superman’s yet to see him in action. And it’s not often Clark sees a family so like his own!

[bruciemilf]

Kinda really want an AU where Krypton survived and Clark still came to Earth, and the Justice League is established.

Naturally, everyone wants a smiling, helpful, God Made Man on their team. But it's safe to say Batman isn't everyone. Not when he knows sunshine both burns and heals.

Regardless, he can't deny Clark is a huge help (literally. The guy always has to slightly bend down when talking to him, and that beard frames a starshine smile too well, and why is he smiling around Bruce for? No one's happy around Batman)

"Thank you for your help. But we're not looking to expand the team at this time, --"

Surprise is clear and concise on those baby blue eyes. It makes Bruce bite the inside of his cheek. " Team? Oh no no, I'm trying to court you! Do they not have mating rituals on earth?"

Bruce does the mature thing and vanishes with a smoke bomb. Only slighting tripping over his cape.

[papaiyatree]

fellas is it gay to have been in a relationship with superboy, conner kent?

[uc1wa]

18+ minors dni

tags: fem reader, virgin clark, rough sex, unprotected sex, oral sex (if you squint), aftercare

clark kent who’s never been with a woman intimately before you, the prettiest one he’s ever seen since coming to earth.

clark kent who sweetly comes to your door with bouquets of flowers, pays for your coffee and breakfast every morning since he’s began pursuing you, and takes you on dates completely out of budget for anything other than an anniversary.

clark kent who’s hesitant to hold your hand, but does it pridefully once he gets comfortable enough. daring to wrap an arm behind your back once your hands get sweaty and you let go.

clark kent who asks permission to kiss you, landing one on your cheek before asking once more to press one to your lips—kissing you softly and sweetly before pulling back with pink cheeks and a soft grin.

clark kent who tests waters one night, inviting you over and hoping to do more than just make out with you, laying you on his bed softly and gently, making sure to ask, "is this okay?" at every given movement, especially when he’s removing your clothes and setting them neatly on the other side of the bed.

clark kent who doesn’t realize how big he is compared to you—not only in stature—but in the way it feels like he’s ripping you open. who’s too lost in the moment to realize that you’re whining beneath him with cloudy eyes, trying to fit him entirely.

clark kent who doesn’t know better, and fucks you rough and hard and doesn’t allow you time to adjust to his size. his hand gripping your hips hard enough to leave bruises the following day, his hips slamming into yours while his pretty blue eyes are looking down at you lovingly despite his rough movements.

clark kent who’s groaning and moaning loud enough for the neighbors to hear, if they hadn’t already heard the headboard of his bed breaking through the wall it rests against.

clark kent who cums inside you, collapsing on top of you and whispering in your ear multiple versions of, "thank you."

clark kent who’s too good at aftercare despite not knowing it was a thing. who’s kissing every bruise and mark he left on your body, all the way down till he’s pressing one sweet and long kiss to the pussy that took him so graciously.

clark kent who—if not drunk in love—is now completely and utterly pussy drunk for you.

experiment post

[bobbinalong]

aosjk au cast. alternatively, the "let's kill ultraman" crew

[ditheringkestrel]

while we have everyone’s attention, I just want to point out that an underrated roykeeleyjamie trutherism is that keeley was literally wearing the letters “RKJ” in her hair DURING the struck by fucking lighting scene in 2x01

[sisaloofafump]

That one time Clark took Bruce’s last name… kind of

Him and the rest of the Kents have gone into hiding for a while in northern California with the plan of staying there deep undercover for as long as possible. They’ve got fake I.D.s, started working new jobs, etc. The name Clark picked? Wayne Jordan. Presumably taken from Bruce Wayne and Hal Jordan. Considering it’s nearly common practice for heroes undercover to use names complied from their friends, I’d say that inspo is rather confirmed.

[strange-doll-child]

Movie posters, hehe

[officialbruciewayne]

I'm gonna cry at Clark's innocence

— 🐥

Hm, I'm taking him to a popular new cruising spot in a few days. Should be interesting. I expect he'll get a lot of attention.

@official-clark-kent - looks like you are America's sweetheart.

[meimeiherokitten]

Does anyone else think Stede Bonnet and Ted Lasso should meet?

Ted would LOVE Stede's 'talk it thru as a crew' dynamic and Stede would adore Ted's Believe sign.

They'd bond over their anxiety and their divorces.

Stede would TOTALLY be a Diamond Dog.

Ted would have fawned over Stede's faked death fuckery.

Ted would have given Stede his Be Curious Not Judgemental speech and Stede would have taught Ted that sometimes a little massive aggression can be a good thing.

Sure, there are things they'd clash on too, but just think they'd still learn and bond over those too.

And they would totally agree that slightly furry, sweary, growly first mates with warm gooey centers under all that scowling granite are the best.

And, as an added bonus, Izzy and Roy sitting together having a 'fuck'-off (made even better by the actors having worked together in the past!).

.......or i could be wrong and someone would end up dead.

[bostrichidae]

screaming without the v.

so. guess who just watched my adventures with superman season 2.

AUUUUUUGUAUGHHGH (/POS????? I THINK??????)

SPOILERS BELOW CUT

i love kara. i love the way her character was handled, i love her realistic mix of naivety and maturity beyond her years. i'll talk a bit more about her later.

the representation of krypton is beautiful. from kara's point of view, she sees the kryptonian empire as this utopian place where all was well in the world, but clark knows better. he's seen the truth of krypton from a mostly unbiased perspective, and could probably make the connections between krypton and similar empires on earth. he understands that the beauty of a so-called perfect world comes at a devastating price. of course kara didn't know about the destroyed planets due to her brainwashing, but even after she found out she denied it because krypton is perfect, because why would the planets have to get destroyed in the first place? why wouldn't they want to become part of this perfect world?

and clark. aurgh, clark. i stand by my belief that this is the best characterization of superman. his fear of hurting others, his fear of being a weapon, his constant fighting to protect the world from devastation and to unite all peoples within our nation even if the powers of that world reject him for existing. and when he became his worst fear, when his body became a weapon turned against earth, he still fought. he fought to protect his family, his friends, his home. he fought against himself, his origins, and everything he was supposed to be. by breaking free of brainiac's control, both kara and clark claimed their own identities. they separated themselves from their predecessors and ancestors, allowing the kryptonian empire to truly fall without the pillars of the next generation holding it up. i have so many fucking thoughts about the generational trauma of krypton but i won't get into that right now.

now back to kara and her relationship with brainiac. she was a sheltered, manipulated child, and her situation absolutely reeks of stockholm syndrome. she's aware that brainiac isn't her biological father, but he raised her. he saved her from that escape pod, she taught him to be strong. every time he called her weak, beat her, scolded her over small mistakes, he was only helping her get stronger! her father was never wrong, when he called her weak it's because it was true and he wanted to help her be a warrior!

right?

clark is an outside influence, a foreign entity, an unpredictable variable getting in the way of their relationship and helping her to open her eyes. but after everything, after brainiac is revealed to be the kryptonians' murderer, she still despairs when he dies. she feels sorrow for the man who nearly killed her cousin, who wiped out her people, who brainwashed her into acts of genocide. who raised her, who cherished her as a daughter, who shaped her into the warrior she is today. i think it will be fascinating to see how she copes with brainiac's death and her different environment in season 3, especially because we saw she kept part of her father abuser with her. she's a wonderful character they could never make me hate you kara from my adventures with superman. i think rät by penelope scott really works well for her and her life with brainiac, give it a listen if you haven't before.

other stuff i really liked about this season:

lois and sam, how their past together is revealed as their future together constantly shifts trajectories. two lanes diverged, amiright fellas... hahah... yeah. i love how lois still carries her father's lessons with her, even after everything he did. how yes, he was a shitty father, but he truly did care about keeping her safe. that he's a flawed character with problems of his own- and she acknowledges that, and recognizes why he does what he does. but still doesn't forgive him. this show is SO FUCKING GOOD at complicated relationships i swear

livewire and heatwave power couple? fuck yeah. monsieur mallah and the brain returning? hell yes. STEEL??? HELL FUCKING YES.

silas stone cameo and somewhat important role in the first half of the season, hopefully we'll see more of him soon... (hopefully we see victor. im a little bit not normal about victor stone. in a non simp way.)

kara and james is so cute... love me some healthy straight ships in my silly show about a himbo and his emotional support goblins. clois and jara double date RIGHT THIS INSTANT I DEMAND OF YOU

the alternate world where clark was raised on krypton... i kind of want to see more of that. like a short episode released independent from the storyline showing a bit more of kryptonian culture and what it would've been like to grow up there. i just think it'd be really neat

lex. calm down buddy. ur like 12. you don't need to go bald yet. sees season 3 first images LEX. PUT THE WEAVE BACK ON THIS INSTANT.

speaking of season 3... KON EL!!! HE'S ARRIVED!!! i'm actually tweaking out rn i need season 3 to be released. i need to know!!! fanfiction will only indulge my fantasies for so long.

clark and kara doing spiderman kisses with lois and jimmy thank you for coming to my ted talk.

cat grant is such a theater kid... she definitely played patty in a production of grease at some point.

if you've made it all the way to here then thank you for reading my essay(?) on why maws s2 is peak superhero media. and thanks for listening to me as i scream without the v anyways go watch this wonderful show

[martyrbat]

obsessed with her actually...

bonus:

^^ face of a man whos about to get dicked down within an inch of his life for christmas

[dailydccomics]

Kon-El: The Reboots Action Comics #1057

[chessariusrex]

Thoughts of apex lex invaded my brain, I have only lex luthor : year of the villain, his design compels me...

tO DRaW ShITE liKe tHiS!