#hm harriet

[strange-doll-child]

Movie posters, hehe

[youngstarfishphilosopher]

More of my Harriet and Madame Leota Genderbends. They are in the middle of their weekly gossip session.

[orchidego]

People sometimes ask me how I journal because they’ve “tried but nothing interesting happens in [their] life” and see. That’s a fundamental difference of understanding. I’m not keeping a log of events. Honestly, if you read my journal you would probably have no idea what happened to me all year. Not because nothing happens, mind you, it’s just that I write because I have so many thoughts and they need to go somewhere or otherwise they rattle around in my brain for days.

Also I journal like I’m some kind of girlchild detective but the mystery I’m solving is just me trying to understand what the hell is going on

[harri-etvane]

Dear Harriet, For the Angsty Sentence Starters, #18 with Ze&Maks

<3

Here you go! I was tempted to try something out with Vova saying the line to Maks - but it didn't turn out that way;

“You are scaring me.”

That, at least, catches his attention - more than the entreaties of before; the usual calm rationality that would ordinarily reach him had failed - the quiet reminders of; it's late, you've a meeting with the Americans tomorrow, you should try and get some rest. 

It's not a lie either - there is something in Vova that Maks hasn't seen before; something that is pushing him further away, far beyond what Maks can reach.

Volodymyr stares at Maksym, watching his movements as the other man pads forward gently, settling himself between Vova and the punching bag, his hands out and open, waiting for what will happen, braced for impact. Briefly, his eyes catch the dark droplets staining the concrete floor, the raw, broken skin across Vova's knuckles - it's not anger that floods his chest, but sympathy. He knows well enough what it is to not be able to stop, because to stop would invite thoughts in–

“I won't watch – you can't keep on like this.”

Maksym's voice is steadier than he feels, his heart fluttering against his ribs. He waits for a response, for a dismissal, for anger or grief or something - anything; but there is still nothing, just Volodymyr’s huge dark eyes on his, and he feels bare somehow, ripped open, every nerve on display.

“It's okay.. more than okay to be angry, but you can't keep on..this won't help. It will just hurt.”

Volodymyr blinks slowly, a rough exhale leaving his chest, his hands hanging loosely by his sides.

“Yes.” His voice is cavernous, a wound festering there, one that Maksym doesn't know how to heal. He swallows, reaching out slowly, curving a hand around Vova's shoulder.

“Just- stop - for me?”

He feels rather than hears the shaky, faint inhale that is his only reply. They stand opposite one another for what feels like hours, the world turning on outside the walls.

[camscendants]

[professional-termite]

creativity duck PLEASE i need to finish the next chapter of my fic

[spilledkaleidoscope]

A lot of talk about Harriet's makeup lately, how about a drawing of her applying it?

hm...

[rachetmath]

Jaune: *pacing back and forth*

Writer: *scared* Um.

Jaune: Let me ask you something. Do you get off on me suffering?

Writer: What? No. No. No, we don’t.

Jaune: Really? S-so—so w-w-why have me kill Penny? Like I really could have saved her. I really could have healed her. Like what are we doing? But no, I listened to a girl who had a human body for the first time and was having a dying experience which she probably wasn’t thinking straight.

Writer: …. ….

Jaune: Then I don’t even mention her and Ruby was going through it, acting like she killed her.

Writer: I mean she technically did kill her.

Jaune: Why didn’t you let Ruby do it then? Why did I have to go through all that crap?

Writer: Jaune your a knight.

Jaune: I also had a rabbit hoody. Plus didn’t Ruby pick a knight piece? She is TECHNICALLY a knight. You all could have had me as the late bunny.

Writer: How does that fit into your character?

Jaune: Hm. Beacon wasn’t I late to save Pyrrha? Mistral, wasn’t I think irrationally to where Weiss almost died. Argus, I was close to getting my friends killed because I was lack of leadership skills.

Writer: …. ….

Jaune: The heir always arrives late because he neglects his responsibility and doesn’t do his job. Haven’t I been neglecting some of my duties to almost where no one has complete faith in me?

Writer: …. …

Jaune: Plus, again, Ruby has silver eyes. She could have been training with those and her scythe skills. You can also determine what age you want her to be.

Writer: Okay Jaune chill. We just thought it was best for your character.

Jaune: So having me go back in time. I was stuck in the Ever After for years and couldn’t find a home until RWBY was there. Letting me get poisoned by Alyx. And getting no kind of skill set was good. Isn’t my character all about growth and change? So why does it feel like I haven’t changed? I’m back to square one again.

Writer: Yeah…

Jaune: y'all come on. First, you had Tyrian having some interest in me which might as well be a prison joke right now. Then you had Vine say something about extending my aura which is irrelevant considering y'all wanted Ren to have attention. Y'all had Harriet grieving over Clover which I could have been related to her on, you know, because I lost Pyrrha. And I let Emerald join my team because Oscar says so. There was a lot of shit I could have done. But no, killing Penny was important.

Writer: …

Jaune: Ya’ll had Ruby and Salem in the same kingdom, Salem drops the Summer bomb, and instead of having Ruby figure that shit out by seeing her you had her sidelined.

Writer: She was protecting Nora and Penny.

Jaune: She could have left and gone help in the war. Silver-eyed warrior timing and left Weiss in charge. Don't give me that shit.

Writer: Okay but -

Jaune: Back to what's important, why was James her highest priority over Salem? I mean at least he was protecting his citizens. Salem was trying to kill everybody. How was she not Ruby's target? Why didn't you leave James to me? That would have hyped up Penny’s death way better if you wanted me to kill her!

Writer: You wouldn't stand a chance against James?

Jaune: I almost outsmarted the Atlas military with my plan.

Writer: James is stronger and smarter than you. You are no fighter

Jaune: Exactly fighting for me is the last resort. I am a strategist! Not an all-out fighter! My job is to adapt to situations and operate within the chaos!

Writer: … I mean-

Jaune: I also have emotional intelligence. And I’m not stupid. Are you telling me I wouldn't see through or question some of James’s actions if given a chance?

Writer: Well Ruby was trapped in an electric barrier.

Jaune: Gravity shield. So Nora didn't need to be absent in the fight.

Writer: Shit.

Jaune: Let's go to the Ever After.

Writer: Come on man. If it wasn't for you team RWBY wouldn't have made it out. Also, you were going through the worst.

Jaune: F team Rwby.

Writer: What could you have done better than Ruby?

Jaune: The same shit but better. I would have traded my armor for Yang’s arm. My sword for an audience with the Red King. Pyrrha scarf for the antidote. All are a part of my identity. Not to mention while having my friend's gun on me which she rejected after keeping it safe and not destroying it.

Writer: …

Jaune: Alyx’s dagger, I could have used it by probably seeing her memories and figuring out what happened to her and how to get home. And, mainly, as a means of self-defense.

Writer: But Yang, Blake, and Weiss-

Jaune: Speaking of them why did they prioritize me over Ruby? And why did Ruby need help from a god when her issues were minor compared to mine? I mean even if she spent years alone, talking with her team would have been enough for her. And probably for the best considering Ruby is her team's sister, friend, and leader.

Writer: … …

Jaune: Like seriously, I was messed up mentally. Penny whose death I might as well be keeping a secret, from everybody. I mean if you killed one of your allies to save the world, wouldn’t you feel morally messed up? Meanwhile, my team was nowhere on site. I don't know Weiss, Blake, and Yang like that, so opening up to either of them would have been a challenge. Especially Ruby. Not to forget but my friends were in a whole different kingdom by themselves and I don't know what happened to them. They could've been dead for all I knew. So my worries would have been expeditiously high!

Writer: Oh God.

Jaune: And since we are on Penny, what happened to her body?!

Writer: … … We don't need to discuss that.

Jaune: Funny, because of the way the Jabberwocky was looking at Ruby I can make a guess what happened to her.

Writer: Please don't.

Jaune: Then we have the Cat, my enemy and opposite to my personality., He manipulates my friends and controls them like puppets. Neo would have had a field day with me too. After all, Pyrrha died because I couldn't stop her. Penny died because I had zero options to save her. Ozpin died because I failed to do my job. Ironwood died because of me and Ruby. And Harriet told me about Clover so I know he’s dead.

Writer: …

Jaune: And after all that bullshit you just gave us nothing. No new looks. Now new weapons I could have used. We might as well have been through a filler arc. Oh, and you know what, you could have finally given me a backstory. Something that finally ties my character together.

Writer: *tears falling* Jaune, please.

Jaune: *weapon drawn* You f*** with me for the last time. Now. DIE!

Chopper, Steven, and Orihime: No!

Orihime: Shoten kessun I reject.

Writer: *protected*

Chopper: *Goes Arm point and restrains Jaune*

Steven: *Traps them both in a bubble*

Windy: Jaune please calm down.

Jaune: Nah I'm killing them. They got me f*** up.

Steven: We’re really going to need therapy for you buddy.

Jaune: I don't need therapy, I want them dead.

Sakura: Chopper.

Chopper: Come, buddy. They are not worth it.

Jaune: Let me at least punch them.*screams in rage*

Sakura: *stares at the new staff*

Viz media writer: …

Sakura: Look just go easy on him. Please? Just let him be useful in other areas. Don't give him more trauma.

Viz media writer: You must know how he feels.

Sakura: Yes. Yes, I do.

Steven: And so do I.

[michimonie]

The next Haunted Mansion X Ducks crossover illustration. Daisy Duck as Harriet (the Medium) from the latest Haunted Mansion movie!

Here's the HM X Ducks List.

[strange-doll-child]

I LOVE BOTH OF THEM VERY MUCH

genderbend stuff somewhat inspired by @strange-doll-child’s art; here’s Harriet “Hattie” Hatford and Alice Crump

[youngstarfishphilosopher]

Here's some genderbends of Harry (Harriet) Monsieur ( Madame) Leota!

[russellsppttemplates]

Mick where his little baby starts sucking on his nipples as she's hungry

"Hey, baby girl", Mick whispered, picking up his daughter from her crib, not wanting to wake you up, "you have a dirty diaper, let's change that and then we'll get you some milk, how does that sound?", he calmed her down, stroking her cheeks and soothing her cries.

Laying her in the changing table, it was almost a series of automatic movements now, unfastening, cleaning, rolling up, pushing a new one under her back, fastening, and closing her pyjamas again, "all done, hm?", let's go and grab some water for me because I could use some", Mick said, kissing the top of her head and craddling her against his naked chest.

The cold breeze from the refrigerator was welcomed as he grabbed himself a bottle of water and a bottle of milk to warm up for Rora. While the bottle warmed up, Mick kept Harriet close to his chest because even though the heat was bothering him, he knew he'd miss the cuddles, "it's almost there, schatz", he said, repositioning her so he could put the cap in the bottle properly, feeling her move her mouth to his nipple, suckling on it, "Oh, schatz", he let out a chuckled breath, "those don't have the good stuff mama's have", Mick chuckled, catching her attention back to the bottle and feeding her, "That's the good stuff, right?", he smiled, walking back upstairs to your shared bedroom.

"There you two are", you croaked out, smiling against the sight of your shirtless husband craddling the little baby. Despite Harriet being your third, you could never get enough of the sight, "little one was hungry and I went downstairs, didn't want to wake you up", he explained, sitting next to you and continuing feeding her, "you know, she was sp hungry she just went straight for my nipple, I'm just glad there are no teeth because she just went for it", Mick chuckled, "Oh, when it's time to eat, little Harriet is there, aren't you, my love?".

(Thank you for submitting an ask 🤍)

[bnxxshthealien]

why is everyone saying “why did unit hire someone called harriet arbinger”?

how tf would they know that gods are preceded by people called H. Arbinger? It’s only happened once before (maestro) and not even the Doctor knew about it

are we expecting unit to be like “hm yes we wanna hire you but we’re gonna have to reject your application because your name kinda sounds like a wordplay” like no that’s not how you deal with potential employees. I wouldn’t’ve expected you all to support discrimination based on someone’s surname

Furthermore. Sutekh is the most powerful being in the universe and you’re shocked that he was powerful enough to get someone a job?

[tkachukmatthew]

gabriel thinks he's just imagining it when the bed dips but his eyes open anyway and he gasps, mostly frozen on the spot as he stares at harriet. "--what the hell are you doing? you can't -- get out!" he suddenly realises the situation he's in and he grabs a pillow, shoving it over his lap. "harriet, i'm serious. if he catches you in here..."

closed starter for: @tkachukmatthew

harriet could've easily left the room before the other had even noticed her. however, she was a little shit, who had enjoyed the sight far too much. so there she was, making her presence known by crawling onto the bed with a shiteating grin on her face. "so, what were you thinking about, hm?"

[bestworstcase]

anyway about cinwin and my ongoing losing-the-plot situation: i think it’s really interesting to lay what winter does in v8 against cinder’s whole thing—because winter witnesses the culmination of ironwood’s military coup when he shoots councilman sleet and then glances across the hallway to make eye contact with harriet, only to see her slam down the standard-issue indifferent “what are your orders, sir?” mask, whereupon winter realizes that a) everybody here except her is going to fall in line, and b) she’s stuck in a hospital bed right now and if she speaks out ironwood is just going to shoot her too, which helps no one. and therefore c) it falls to her to get back on her feet as quickly as possible so that she can do what she can to be a guardrail.

every choice she makes after this point is a calculation: what are the general’s orders, what is the right thing to do in this situation, and how can she—to the greatest degree possible—bend the former to meet the latter, until that becomes impossible and she intervenes to protect marrow and get both of them safely into a position to help. which is to say, winter spends the majority of v8 actively undermining ironwood, without him noticing. as he says, he expected betrayal at every turn but never from her.

and of course when they fight in the end it’s, “you closed the borders! you squeezed mantle until it broke!”—her trust and faith in him have been diminishing quite literally since the fall of beacon. likewise in v7, when winter is alone with people she trusts (weiss, penny) she is quite open about the fact that she doubts and wrestles with the choices ironwood is making, and it’s clear from what she says that this is very important to her; that—whatever she thinks of herself—winter has never been one to blindly follow orders.

the point being, winter is in fact exactly the kind of person ironwood, on paper, should have been monitoring for any hint of disloyalty, except that she hides her skepticism and personal disagreements so well that he doesn’t suspect a thing until the very moment she gently questions his orders to his face for the first time ever in a last-ditch effort to talk him down, and then almost literally stabs him in the back when he doesn’t waver. WHO DOES THIS SOUND LIKE–

this is , er, Cinder Behavior. the flawless mask of whatever the distrusted authority figure wants to hear hiding loyalty that is extremely conditional? the utter lack of self-worth. the covert subversion and open defiance? they do those in reverse order of each other in v8 but it’s the same in principle.

this in itself is not suggestive of a romantic arc being in the cards however, it does mean that winter is—out of the heroic cast—uniquely equipped to Understand Cinder Fall, for reasons of wearing masks herself in addition to being intensely concerned with the morality of her choices.

(there is something very compelling about winter specifically hearing… anything about rhodes, because winter is the ultimate symbol of atlas in cinder’s mind—a schnee, a soldier, a huntress—and winter would also be viscerally horrified by the way rhodes handled the situation. it’s an obvious narrative opportunity to wrench open a second crack in cinder’s worldview; winter is the last person cinder would expect to be outraged on behalf of the enslaved girl who killed her abusers.)

in conjunction with everything else… hm

[isleofdarkness]

Arturius, in art class, seeing Mal drawing Harriet and thinking she looks familiar but he doesn't know where he knows her from; Who is that? Mal; Hm? Oh, that's Harriet, she's the daughter of Captain Hook. Arturius; Does her last name happen to be Jones? Mal; ... Yeah? How'd you know? Arturius, realizing that Harriet from the Isle is the one chosen by the Sword of Hope; Oh my god