#HIMS Dashboard

[warmsol]

stepped out for a midnight smoke ⋆

[hubrishazard]

I edited together all the clips of 14 frantically twirling and climbing and sliding around in here like his life depends on it

[todayisafridaynight]

[somegrumpynerd]

There's a cat on your dashboard!

He has a little note that says he loves you and he knows you can get through this. He's giving you a little boost of positive energy! He believes in you!!

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

tumblrstuck

tipsyGnostalgic: i want 2 turn that mans prostate into silly putty

uranianUmbra: here's something i doodled dUring science class, lol!

centaursTesticle: D --> Please remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally. Anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history

twinArmageddons: fuckiing a robot giirl iin the a22 call that backend programmiing

gutsyGumshoe: Holy shit, I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit. Oh my god.

timaeusTestified: Anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car. It's so intimate. Turning him on...

carcinoGeneticist: SO LET'S TALK ABOUT WHERE SCRIMBLO'S ARC IS REALISTICALLY GOING. I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO ARGUE THAT HE'S BEING MANIPULATED, BUT THIS IGNORES THE FACT THAT THERE IS CLEARLY UNRESOLVED CONFLICT BETWEEN HIM AND BLEEBUS ABOUT THEIR MORALITIES.

turntechGodhead: happy propeller penis thursday

arachnidsGrip: "Scrim8lo and 8lee8us need to discuss their morality!" God for8id a path8tic 8oywife does some torture! 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

arsenicCatnip: :33 < WHO IS HYPED FUR THE MEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

apocalypseArisen: guys were n0t getting a new album 0_0

adiosToreador: pLEASE STOP SENDING ME DEATH THREATS,

ectoBiologist: why is my whole dash talking about this band i don't even listen to...

gallowsCalibrator: H3Y BOY N1C3 KN1F3 WOUND C4N 1 PUT MY TONGU3 1N 1T

grimAuxiliatrix: I Am Going To Fall Into Lake Michigan

[foursaints]

☕️ good morning balkan barty crouch jr truthers & marauders theologians

how do we feel about barty and sicanje? traditional tattoos are an ancient roman catholic custom among certain regions of the balkans

i often struggle to picture canon!barty with tattoos, but i find this plausible… it would be especially impactful if his religious mother or grandmother hand-poked them in his adolescence.

[chocodile]

N...Neopets AU Hyden......bro would be the first cybunny to end up in the Gallery of Evil

Gallery of Evil - Lord Hyden

Lord Hyden was advisor and high court wizard to Lord Darigan, serving under him alongside Lord Kass during the events of Champions of Meridell. Scheming, duplicitous, and power-hungry, the Cybunny advisor had his own motives, playing the two against each other and eventually assisting Kass during his hostile takeover of Darigan Citadel. However, when Kass fell and the citadel was reclaimed, Lord Hyden was nowhere to be found.

Some say he was defeated during the battle. Others say Lord Darigan sentenced him to jail for his crimes during the war and that he is currently being held in a high-security prison cell deep within the citadel. Still others claim he fled after his betrayal was discovered and is currently living in disguise, hiding somewhere in Neopia.

Some years after his disappearance, rumors began to circulate of a powerful Kyrii wizard taking up residence in an old castle in the Haunted Woods. It is said that he offers travelers dark spells in return for signing dubious magical contracts. Could there be any relation...?

Additional period-appropriate art of this totally real Neopets character. First is him during his Darigan years with his evil bride Milana... er, "mate", sorry child-friendly censors! Second is him post Mutant Kyrii-fication, lording over his "neutral gray with transparent black shading" evil castle in the Haunted Woods.

[eluminium]

Impulse is the least smooth mf I’ve ever seen. Man basically went: "Oh I have to goooo earlier then normal...usually i share all i do my life with you guys but not today today is a secret....lets raid Martyn then- OHHHH he's ending?? Same time as me??? how weird...how strange...totally not related...Tango isn't streaming either huh...welp we'll raid joker and call it a day ;)" This man is a blabbermouth who can’t lie for shit and we love him for it. No wonder he comitted so hard to the homewrecker bit. “This is why my wife married me. Because I’m bad at lying” <- idk this is just funny.

[sammygender]

woke ally bi dean, destiels like saileen?, gothic-female-coded sam, who is the worst dad? are sastiels oppressed, who tops in wincest, dean abusive discourse, SAMGIRL VOTER FRAUD!!! we didn’t start the fire, it was always burning, since the worlds been turning-

[moonsvillain]

hotwings au where hawks is a vampire, dabi is a human, and they meet through the vampire equivalent of doordash.

dabi shows up at his door, scruffy and woozy (guy who's been doing this as a full time job and is not coping with the blood loss very well)

hawks is (rightfully) concerned and is ready to cancel his order but dabi immediately disagrees because "that'll fuck up my ratings sooo bad dude don't be an asshole"

hawks: "???"

dabi: "i really need this job man"

hawks kinda shrugs and asks if dabi's up to anything for the next few hours and dabi doesn't have anything going on so hawks invites him in and immediately sits this guy down on his couch to feed him and let him rest for at least four hours so he's not indirectly accused of manslaughter

one must imagine the disposition of an alley cat encountering canned food for the first time: internal battle of mistrust versus yummy treats

dabi goes down kicking and screaming

(the day he goes over to hawks' place it's raining so hard you can barely see and all dabi has is a cheap plastic poncho. hawks' place has heating—he very 'reluctantly' curls up on the couch)

hawks is probably the worst cook on earth but when he tells dabi this, he refuses to let hawks order food for him; dabi would literally rather die than subject another minimum wage worker to the storm outside just to come to this rich asshole's home

which ends up with dabi in hawks' kitchen, making himself a meal

(which, he probably wouldn't usually do this, but the blood loss is kind of getting to him. dabi's decision making has slowly trickled down to the average level it is when he gets drunk)

when he's fed and warm and hawks has forced him to watch two animated movies dabi could not give less of a shit about he finally turns to dabi like

"ok i know we're having a great time but also i really need to eat something. like. you. preferably."

dabi shrugs and offers up his arm, getting progressively more sleepy while hawks finishes his meal before falling asleep pressed against hawks' side

wakes up the next morning with a blanket pulled over him, cheek pressed to a throw pillow with a littleee bit of drool staining the fabric under him

sits up and looks around, armed only with blurry memories of the night before

("did i... sleep with this guy...!?!??!?")

finds a note on the table and unfolds it, trying to figure out what the hell is going on

(lovedddd hanging w u yesterday :P off at work feel free 2 make urself breakfast before u go. U should know where everything is. tip on the counter 4 u. xoxo hawks)

dabi, slightly mortified at the implication he rooted around in this guy's kitchen when he was out of it yesterday finds the tip

it's literally, like, $500 dollars

dabi scribbles down his phone number and sticks it on the fridge with a magnet

(half because he really needed that money and is pleasantly surprised that he got rent money a week earlier than he was expecting)

(half because he might not remember yesterday entirely, but he remembers feeling safe and warm and being addicted to that rare sensation)

hawks is very happy when he gets home, even if dabi isn't there, when he finds his little gift on the fridge

[justthinkingaboutlouis]

Louis at the Tecate Pa'l Norte 2024 Press Conference.

[crimeronan]

my earnest opinion on adam and unions is that whether he would join one depends largely on whether his workplace is already unionized. if the mechanic's union covers wherever he works in cdth then he's a member for social camouflage reasons and because that's how union workplaces work. he does it out of obligation at first but quickly recognizes that the benefits FAR outweigh the costs. he doesn't consider this a political stance, it's just logical. he will in fact get really snappy if anyone implies that his union membership means anything about his politics.

if adam is at a workplace that is NOT unionized, he is absolutely not starting a union or doing general union organizing. he'll tell you that he's happy keeping the dues to himself & when the unionized guys down the road are like "well, we make $3 more an hour than you do, but you do you, lmfao" he gets super enraged for reasons he cannot quantify to himself. (until he perhaps, eventually, maybe admits he's wrong.)

this opinion is brought to you by 1) understanding adam parrish and 2) being in a relationship with a unionized mechanic who often works with non-union guys and has stories about it. adam would resent being called a bleeding-heart liberal or politically active even if he technically checks the boxes for those things. but he's not 100% reactionary anti-union. it's all about what benefits him in the moment.

[rabbithaver]

happy 200 filtered sonic the hedgehog posts in a row thursday

[pastelpaperplanes]

BEAST ACQUIRED!!!!!!!!

they took his legs 😩😩😩 can’t have shit in Detroit

[77ngiez-archive]

i wonder what pafl tumblr would be like

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🍑 upto30meters

i think beautiful bpd boys should be allowed to do nefarious things sometimes. dont ask me abt my weekend plans

#sanyechkaa if ur reading this tell ur brother to go fuck himself #txt #hall of fame

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👁 eagleeyed1

this prison food is passé

#why am i in prison? don't worry about it

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📙 false-epitaphs

i am so sick of my friend vagueposting about his illegal plans

#and as if thats not enough the post BLEW UP TOO #if he gets arrested i blame this website #thats a joke hes stupid so itll be all his fault #dont rb btw #epitaphs: textpost

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👿 anger-management-official

#poll #small musician #music #polls #HAHA I FOUND THIS IN DRAFTS I THINK ARTHUR MEANT TO POST IT YESTERDAY #I EDITED SOME OF THE OPTIONS FOR HIM LMAOO

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🍜 kt003-415-deactivated-20150831

ill be deactivaing this acount soon, i dont get a phone were im going '). love u guys!! dont come lookig for me!!

🍑 upto30meters

KATYA IM COMING

#I DIDNT KNOW SHE HAD A TUMBLR???? SANYA WAS THIS UR DOING????? #WHAT WAS SHE DOING ON TUMBLR SHE COULDNT EVEN SPELL

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🐱 itzanya14

FORCING MY BOYFRIEND TO READ WARRIOR CATS WISH US LUCK

#talking tag #boyfriend tag #weve been really stressed out lately (family drama basically) so were gonna unwind with some wc uwu

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🚗 ilovemyjesusandfightingandmygf

@yanikastudy HOW DO I POST

📚 yanikastudy

you just did dear))

#not academia #❤️: vanya

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🌀 spasticlightsky

My girlfriend (<3) is making me read a very confusing book. I don't believe cats are this intelligent.

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🏞 srgkzrn

I fucking hate kids

#Never should have let this idiot get near my sister #Vent

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🔥 ifthiswasthemanagement

im gonna kill my brother

#DOES HE KNOW WHAT PROFESSIONALISM IS #whatever whatever its just a dumbass poll #but its pissing me off #why would he remove the see results button????? #NOT TO MENTION I WAS KEEPING IT IN DRAFTS FOR A REASON #goddd #delete later

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⚗️ zonefucker69

I'm ashamed at the board's lack of scientific taste(((

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🕶 cassettephones-deactivated-20110418

me and my brother are going to haunt the narrative so hard someday, rb if u agree

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[000marie198]

The only reason I'm not following some of the awesome people i want to follow back so badly is because uhh. Imma get buried under foxes