#SAME MAN. SAME

[eluminium]

Impulse is the least smooth mf I’ve ever seen. Man basically went: "Oh I have to goooo earlier then normal...usually i share all i do my life with you guys but not today today is a secret....lets raid Martyn then- OHHHH he's ending?? Same time as me??? how weird...how strange...totally not related...Tango isn't streaming either huh...welp we'll raid joker and call it a day ;)" This man is a blabbermouth who can’t lie for shit and we love him for it. No wonder he comitted so hard to the homewrecker bit. “This is why my wife married me. Because I’m bad at lying” <- idk this is just funny.

[eros-ghoulette]

Imagine Phantom being called good boy for the first time.

Like what if he was helping Mountain in the greenhouse or something and repotted a plant and Mount just naturally called him a good boy and Phantom was like:

[verdiesque]

He's so real for this

[pinkyjulien]

my potatoes!

[kate-bot]

billford comic i made while i was hungry >:3

[cozylittleartblog]

i dont know how to explain it but joining extremely small fandoms with only a few people in them feels like this

[mischievous-thunder]

What's not clicking, Logan? Wade's in love with you!

[the-game-spirit]

sometimes a piece of media just! grabs you by the throat and says, "hey buddy! I'm gonna irrevocably alter your brain chemistry now! have fun with that!!"

and then you just ! gotta deal with that ! you guess !!

[gaysexballs]

despite everything…

[castielfucks]

theres actually no rules to transitioning and youre allowed to want contradictory things for your transition. it's fine if you only want some of the changes that come with hrt and take preventative measures for the rest (like wanting bottom growth but not body hair or vice versa). you can want to have vagina AND a dick. you can be a woman and want top surgery, or wear a packer. you can be a man and want to have a pussy. you can change your transition goals one or a million times or not have any goals at all and just take things as they come or as they feel right.

there are no rules.

[raylangivins]

i am Locked In.

[valea65]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you want to suck my girl cock? 🥵

Can pm me on my telegram channel

@valqueen65

[starii-void]

going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with

-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)

-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)

-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)

-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)

-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)

-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)

-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)

-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran

-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy

-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre

-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever

[bubblingsteam]

How did you get so cool Kim??

+shitposts

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

Yall remember how Texas had that "report an abortion" form that they had to take down after a week?

Well, Missouri has one, only it's for reporting transgender concerns.

Comrades. Friends. Romans. Countrymen. You know what to do.

[watmalik]

THIS MAN DIDN’T EVEN WANT DOGPOOL NOW LOOK AT HIM.