#HI ENGIE

[asktheasianscouttf2]

[ @rengineer ] " So, what brings you t'work here? "

I…have no idea. I don’t think I was ever given an actual reason…

Though, that’s a little unsurprising. I don’t get reasons for a lot of things, but it’s alright I guess.

[Cole shrugs, unsure on how to answer the Engineer’s question. Although, it was at least nice to see him around here. It made him feel a tiny bit less alone.]

(@rengineer)

[dimeadoesnt]

What is he doing there

[mail-me-a-snail]

hey buddy. im an engineer. that means i create clones. not people, because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy in relation to the human soul. i created clones of red team!

i constantly lie to my teammates and say im a clone, too, so that they stay loyal to me and the builder's league. take for instance this perfectly replicated killing machine little ol blu sniper: designed by me, built by me, and you best hope...nothing like you.

a little bit of my blu engie thoughts between comms :-)

[heraxic]

medic girl dinner 2

[gearbroth]

Spychecking?

[homkamiro]

Dedicated to my dear friend Lenny

[vaxxman]

Could I request Medic having The Mom Grip on Scout’s shoulder after the speedy moron almost let a mercenary secret slip while they weee getting groceries?

Three Europeans and two Americans walk into a grocery store in New Mexico.

I hope this is the right meme.

More silliness below.

This comic is the antithesis of the "wtf is a kilometre" joke.

The faces they make when they can't quite identify the type of brown bread in the bread aisle.

You don't know how [insert nationality here] you are until you go overseas and things are different.

Spy obviously has no problems with pretending to know how much a gallon of milk is, he just peeks into his conversion chart notes, pretending it's his shopping list.

I want to think Heavy is completely fine with having to readjust to a new unit system, he just eyeballs most practical things anyways by holding them up and mumbling about how they approximately weigh like a chicken or his kettle bell etc. He's always been living in practical ignorant bliss.

Medic has a peer reviewed meltdown the first time he realises there's no uniformity in "a cup of ____" because every object has different densities. He's diligent about memorising the conversion rates for ounces, pounds, the most common things etc., and recovers ok. He goes through the same stages of grief rage when he finds out about distances and lengths.

Just remember four inches are 10.16 cm and pray no one asks you to specify anything bigger than inches.

Everyone does a mental victory lap when they manage to guess how much Celsius the weather is because they keep forgetting it's Celsius*5/9+32=Fahrenheit, Engineer reminds them patiently.

The true victories are the correct temperature guesses we've made along the way.

One time, a friend asked me if I actually knew how much a tablespoon of flour was in gramms to convince me that metric users also make use of volume based units without thinking about them. But little did she know a heaped spoonful of 405 flour is about 15g and a level tablespoon is 10g.

They claim Oolong just tastes better when it's boiled to 80°C exactly with a Bunsen burner.

You only asked for one scene but somehow I came up with a bunch of other things. This post was drawn across 2 months so the artstyle is all over the place. Thanks for your ask!

[buppkizz]

these 2 dragging sniper out of isolation to come hang

[zarla-s]

i bet someone's done this before but i DID IT ANYWAY

(inspired by this video)

[patreon]

[i-like-eyes]

Like father like ...!

[engiewife]

Love fictional men with egos, fictional men who think they’re a god among men

I don’t wanna fix them, I don’t want to humble them, I wanna make them worse

I wanna flatter them, I wanna worship at their feet, I wanna feed into their delusions of grandeur

Like yes babe you are a god and the whole world should know

[puppypuppypuppypuppy]

bullshit is all im capable of rn

[mail-me-a-snail]

now that im free from entrance exam hell, here's me getting back into the swing of things by drawing the engies :^)

[sicc-nasti]

On this episode of: It’s always Sunny in Tuefort

The Mercs Make Scout A Dating Profile

Its going as one might expect

[nullseraph]

bro needs a dispenser here

[gearbroth]

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