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If I ever got myself a haircut, what do you think it should be??

I wanna get it done soon, and then I’ll probably have to go find the nearest hospital to get top surgery…quite frankly I don’t know if I could trust Medic to do my top surgery without taking at least one of my organs.

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You’ve got me wondering. Did you perhaps have a father in your childhood that was absent….

I’m wondering if you are one of my other Scout children.

Uh- Well, yes but-

My father wasn’t French…or so I believe. My mother always told me he was from Italy. Uh..

But yeah, my father wasn’t there at all. Closest thing to my father was my brother.

( @backstabbing-spook)

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coconut..

coconut

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Ah, yeah…Uhm, see- I’m not- uh…

[Cole places a hand on the back of his neck. He could practically feel his legs shaking under his pants.]

I’m..not a girl. I’m a guy? And- uh-

I’m sorry if it makes you confused, I just-

[Cole sighs. His hand falls from his neck back to his side.]

Yeah. I’m a guy.

[ @rengineer ] " So, what brings you t'work here? "

I…have no idea. I don’t think I was ever given an actual reason…

Though, that’s a little unsurprising. I don’t get reasons for a lot of things, but it’s alright I guess.

[Cole shrugs, unsure on how to answer the Engineer’s question. Although, it was at least nice to see him around here. It made him feel a tiny bit less alone.]

(@rengineer)

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There’s a lot of Scouts…and I can tell you from first hand experience, growing up in China was HOT. Especially in the summer…

And- wait, “Scoutling”? What- what is that. What does it even mean??

Oh, shit. I didn’t know there was another version of me, wow…and an American version, at that. That’s impressive.

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YOOOO WASSUP!! another scout-ling or whateva dey callin' us!!! dat's so cool! I can't imagine what it'd be like not growin up in Boston though... DERE'S SO MANY SCOUTS AROUND HERE!!

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[Cole is currently playing the piano somewhere is the base. He’s currently playing the piano part of the final duet, I fear. He’s incredibly distracted right now.]

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[ @rengineer ] " So, what brings you t'work here? "

I…have no idea. I don’t think I was ever given an actual reason…

Though, that’s a little unsurprising. I don’t get reasons for a lot of things, but it’s alright I guess.

[Cole shrugs, unsure on how to answer the Engineer’s question. Although, it was at least nice to see him around here. It made him feel a tiny bit less alone.]

(@rengineer)

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I fear it would mean so.

God, how you have this thing stuck in my head.

So, if there’s RED Scout, and there’s YOU…then. Is there like. A Scout multiverse?? because how do I EXIST?

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Wouldn't that also mean there's a BLU version of you?

Ooh man.. this is makin' my head hurt..

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Who’s up to duet? I’m on piano, I just need someone who can play the violin. And if you’re wondering where the piano is, it’s in Spy’s stupid smoking room. I’m in here, lmao. He doesn’t know.

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(Mod here, send 🎼+a fan class of urs and Cole will give you their domination lines :3 [also i did take this idea from @rengineer])

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send me 🕯️to hear my character's inner thoughts about your character.

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"Myyy, hungry and tired you say? If you want, I can make you some ube beignets. Consider it a small special treat from me darling, I'll even make you tea."

- 🎲♡ Gambler

Oh my god, THANK YOU. YOU ARE A LIFE SAVER. Please, please. Thank you SO MUCH!!

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I’m hungry. And tired…but holy fuck sleeping will be the last thing I will ever do. You can catch me dead before I sleep.

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Yes, yes absolutely.

[Cole hands Medic a piece of the poor falling but somehow still intact cheesecake. There’s strawberries inside of it.]

Dave just fucking died.

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oh, okay!

cheesecak…

Dave just fucking died.

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Ello scout! Very nice to see more Red team members popping up ^_^ are you enjoying it so far? Your teammates I mean... unless the war is enjoyable too?

Oh hello! They’re unique, for sure. I mean, there’s definitely and array of them, and I quite like them so far! The war itself is alright, though I don’t appreciate getting blown up by grenades or a rocket launcher only to end up back in the respawn.

[Cole says, his voice as smooth as ever. However, when talking about getting blown up with a rocket launcher you can sense some malice in his voice. He does NOT like BLU.]

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Uh, who’s Dave?

Dave just fucking died.