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Well…

Yeah, more or less. I guess you could say that. You also hit a rubber disk called a puck. But yeah you could totally hit commies with it.

I have managed to acquire a hockey stick. Somehow..

Do you wanna play field hockey or no.

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I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT FIELD HOCKEY IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does it involve hitting COMMIES with the stick. I would REALLY LIKE to hit commies with the stick, Scout.

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Crap….

Well, doesn’t need to be in an ice rink. Pretty sure some lake or other body of water that’s frozen solid.

I’m trying to get some people to play hockey with me. I wanted to ask you.

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I’m not legally allowed near ice rinks anymore after the 1934 Manco Christmas incident.

I’m sorry kid.

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It’s..referencing a video game. I’m not sure how to describe it.

And we would love you to join us for a bite (join us for a, join us for a bite)

And we would love you to join us for a bite (join us for a, join us for a bite)

And we would love you to join us for a bite (join us for a, join us for a bite)

Can't wait to meet you

So join the animatronic family

We open real soon

Try your best to hold onto sanity

Come get to know me

And you won't wanna leave after tonight

Down here, we're lonely

And we would love you to join us for a bite (join us for a, join us for a bite)

You've been through twenty long, frightful nights

You've seen their faces, felt all their bites

You know our show is so far from over (over)

And Freddy told us you're an organ donor

All eyes are on you

We can walk you through our dark fantasy

Learn what we've gone through

We can teach you to laugh at tragedy

You thought the nightmares ended back at Freddy's

We're all still right here, so let's get friendly

We're feeling festive

Join the party, we'll try hard not to bite

Anger is restless

Don't hold it against us, we're alright

The fun is starting

A celebration that lasts eternally

I'm always watching

Because somebody purple murdered me (purple murdered me)

We'll be found down deep underground

What have I done to deserve this damnation?

Who knows if you're the one to blame?

'Cause we don't even know your name

But you're here now, and we've got temptations

We're only playing

Just wanted to make a few new friends

You plan on staying?

When you're with us, the party never ends

You might look at me, and think you're going crazy

I lost it long ago, you're not alone baby

Can't wait to meet you

So join the animatronic family

We open real soon

Try your best to hold onto sanity

Come get to know me

And you won't wanna leave after tonight

Down here, we're lonely

And we would love you to join us for a bite (join us for a, join us for a bite)

And we would love you to join us for a bite (join us for a, join us for a bite)

And we would love you to join us for a bite (join us for a, join us for a bite)

And we would love you to join us for a bite (join us for a, join us for a bite)

And we would love you to join us for a bite (join us for a, join us for a bite)

Good for you. I fail to understand what idiocy this is referencing to.

Scout, is this your doing?

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我撞咗出嚟. 我仲係。

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I am placing blocks and shit cause im in fucking minecraft.

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Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Let me know

Girl, I'm gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow

You just put your lips together and you come real close

Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby?

Here we go

I'm bettin' you like people

And I'm bettin' you love freak mode

And I'm bettin' you like girls

That give love to girls and stroke your little ego

I bet I'm guilty, your honor

That's just how we live in my genre

Who in the hell done paved the road wider?

There's only one Flo and one Rida

I'm a damn shame, order more champagne

Pulling them hamstrings, tryna put it on ya

Bet your lips spin back around, come up

Slow it down, baby, take a little longerCan you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Let me know

Girl, I'm gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow

You just put your lips together and you come real close

Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby?

Here we goWhistle, baby, whistle, baby

Whist-whistle, baby, whistle, babyIt's like everywhere I go, my whistle ready to blow

Shawty don't even know, she can get in it for the low

Told me she not a pro, it's okay, it's under control

Show me soprano 'cause, girl, you can handle

Baby, we start slow, then you come up and park close

Girl, I'm the whistle man, my Bugatti the same notes

Show me your perfect pitch, you got my banjo

Talented with your lips like you blew out a candle

So amusing

Now you can make a whistle with the music

Hope you ain't got no issues, you can do it

Even if it's no picture, never lose it

Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Let me know

Girl, I'm gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow

You just put your lips together and you come real close

Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby?

Here we go

Whistle, baby, whistle, baby

Whist-whistle, baby, whistle, baby

Whistle, baby, whistle, baby

Whist-whistle, baby, whistle, baby

Go on, girl, you can work it

Let me see you whistle while you work it

I'ma lay it back, don't stop it

'Cause I love it how you drop it, drop it, drop it on me

Now, shorty, make that whistle blow-ow-ow-ow

Yeah, baby, make that whistle blow-ow-owCan you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Let me know

Girl, I'm gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow

You just put your lips together and you come real close

Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby?

Here we go

Whistle, baby, whistle, baby

??????????

What is this. Uh. @the-green-scout do you know what this is

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Oh my god, I got sent something like this but instead, the lyrics were…something mentioning blowing a whistle?

What's with these homies, dissing my girl?

Why do they gotta front?

What did we ever do to these guys

That made them so violent?

Woo-hoo

But you know I'm yours

Woo-hoo

And I know you're mine

Woo-hoo

(And that's for all time)

Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly

Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore

I don't care what they say about us anyway

I don't care about that

Don't you ever fear, I'm always near

I know that you need help

Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit

You need a guardian

Woo-hoo

And you know I'm yours

Woo-hoo

And I know you're mine

Woo-hoo

(And that's for all time)

Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly

Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore

I don't care what they say about us anyway

I don't care about that

I don't care about that

Bang, bang, a knock on the door

Another big bang and you're down on the floor

Oh no! What do we do?

Don't look now, but I lost my shoe

I can't run, and I can't kick

What's the matter babe, are you feeling sick?

What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter you?

What's the matter babe, are you feeling blue?

Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly

Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore

I don't care what they say about us anyway

I don't care about that

I don't care about that

I don't care about that

I don't care about that

AWW, CRAP? WEEZER?

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Hell yeah…..

this blog hates donald trump

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*throws a handful of confetti at you*

heehee>:•)

- @reds-wildcard-jester

!!! What the-…

Confetti….? Well uh. Thank you I guess?

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Hi lm hamdi lam from Gaza.lam a father for 4 children . our first goal is to reach 1,000€ please donate!! . We are still suffering from the effects of war and the loss of everything, This amount is not just a number, but a real opportunity to rebuild our lives and Help me complete my children's education and put a smile back on my children Thanks 🙏🏻

(Mod of the blog here, unfortunately I am a minor and are therefore unable to donate.)

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Oh zhe flies zhe birds cant zhikk cant bee 🐷🐦‍⬛🤖

….What???? Medic what are you saying?? It’s only 6 in the morning..

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This is like. 20.

Oh I’m so done with this.

Scout? Greetings.

Stop hitting on my Ma!

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Yeah! And-

[Cole stops for a second, letting out a small series of giggles.]

Hold up, hat surgery?? I- my hat’s not getting surgery, it’s my chest!

But oh my god that was funny.

Pokes you pokes you pokes you p-

Ah! Ah- ah! Ah! Stop it, please..

Oh! Hi, it’s you again! Hello! How have you been!

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You would be this.

Unfortunately I don’t know the English word for this. But in Cantonese it’s called 小蜥蜴.

Little kitty meow meow🫵

i aint no CAT ALRIGHT?!

if i WAS an animal, id be a freakin WOLF cause dere epic and cool

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Yeah. He’s not been doing so good…but I convinced him to do my top surgery! It hasn’t happened yet, but we ball.

And of course I’d remember the last time you were here! How could I forget?

Pokes you pokes you pokes you p-

Ah! Ah- ah! Ah! Stop it, please..

Oh! Hi, it’s you again! Hello! How have you been!

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Well SUCK IT UP JAX.

(awwwwwwwwwwwww thank you…….)

ME as freakin LEN 😻😻

not MIKU cause i aint ever wearin a skirt

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What do you mean nah.

ME as freakin LEN 😻😻

not MIKU cause i aint ever wearin a skirt