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Midoriya, to Todoroki: You can tell me anything! Well, almost anything. I don’t wanna know about... your Sixlets.

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Do you think that any of the teachers would refer to Aizawa/Bakugou/Shouto as a “big block of salt”, or is that just me?

Probably ngl

Could you imagine lmaoooo

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The league of villains camping:

Twice: hey Dabi? do you think you could roast these hotdogs for us?

Toga:

Shigaraki:

Dabi:

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Aizawa: *walking into the staff room* Were going fishing!

Midnight: May I ask why?

All Might: *face palming* He wants to see a catfish

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Mineta: Hey how much money do you have?

Deku: 69 cents.

Mineta: You know what that means!

Deku: *starts crying* I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets

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Present Mic: I woke up with $100 in my pocket, I was so excited until I found the receipt for a $500 withdrawal....

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All Might, talking to Aizawa: do you ever feel bored and lazy?

Aizawa: I call it being "awake" but yeah....

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Ahhh thank Yall for 1,033 followers!!

I never thought this blog would get so big tbh. Thank Yall for your support and sorry I haven't been able to post recently, stuffs happening in my life that I cannot stop atm. I will try and post tonight as I don't know when I will be able post again. ❤

Again, thank yall so much!!!

~Aizawa's Cold Napkin ☕🐱

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Denki: Any plans for the weekend?

Tokoyami: Just gonna take it easy

Denki: that's good. Last weekend I woke up wearing only a trashbag

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Kirishima: Mineta, does your hair act like purple bathbombs when you swim?

Mineta:

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Denki: splish splash I was taking a bath...

Kirishima: Denki, this is a public pool

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Dabi: Let me see what you have.

Toga: *running away* A KNIFE!!!!

Dabi: *chasing after her* NO!

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Midnight: *tapping on Aizawa's shoulder while he's napping* pssst

Aizawa: *raising his head up* what

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Present Mic: *yelling* YEET

Aizawa: STOP

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Dabi: Let me see what you have.

Toga: *running away* A KNIFE!!!!

Dabi: *chasing after her* NO!

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I'm just gonna say this now I fuckin love ur url

Omg thank you!!!! My url's origin story isn't that good unfortunately. I just couldn't think of an original name so looked up 'random items' on google and saw a icecube on a napkin.

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Y'all Im shook. 774 followers in such a short time???? I feel blessed; I want to thank all of you for just being great people and Y'all's sense of humor makes me chuckle.

I love the submitted posts you guys sent me. You people are all much more creative than I am! I really appreciate them. Especially the art in the first submitted post, I really loved that.

Let me be real with y'all for a second: I hate sounding extra and reblogging some of the reblogs my posts get because I lowkey wanted it to be strictly a quotes blog, but I can't help myself but answer them and reblog.

Just a nice reminder that you people are so valid and I appreciate it all.

Sorry for the long post whoops.