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that shark dont gaf

spiderman traumadumping to a shark
#jeff the land shark#marvel rivals#jeff i love you#HOW COULD ANYONE HATE HIM#HES SO FREAKING ADORABLE#JUST LOOK AT HIM !!
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once again, don't think I'm not still obsessing over 7-12
(eventually I will get back to being less scribbly, whoops)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers#oh cater. cater cater cater.#i'm so sorry but riddle is the absolute funniest person to look at and be like#'actually yeah i think this is good. let's stick with this one.'#no it's great it's amazing cater is amazing actually#guy who has never had a long-term friendship in his life 🤝 other guy who has never had a long-term friendship in his life#those two guys 🤝 third guy who sees the hollow voids inside them and immediately goes 'i need to fill that with food'#in this house we heart the heart senpais#fucking love how freaked out cater was by punk riddle#who is this. this is not his jousama. :(#(i do think one of the things cater likes about riddle is that he looks like he should act really cute but he is in fact A Bastard)#(a riddle who enthusiastically calls him caykun and is just kinda adorable is wrong on an intrinsic level)#cater once they hit the second level of dreaming: okay he's actively trying to kill us but at least i know how to deal with this#god. the hug. i'm not okay#that said i can't wait until after episode 7 when it finally occurs to riddle to ask what their dreams were#cater: oh uh...you know. :) stuff :)#trey: oh mine was actually -- cater what are you doing. put the teapot down.#(the rest of this scene has been redacted for everyone's benefit)
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Took a little break from AU stuff to draw the MM boys <3
There were a lot of things I would have done differently with this movie, but overall, I really enjoyed it.
I felt VERY called out on all of their teenaged antics though. It's probably the most accurate portrayal of the teenager experience I've ever seen in an animated film. . .
#haven't seen tales of the tmnt yet but i would like to one of these days#never thought i would be an aprilnardo fan until i saw this movie#the way he is just completely smitten for her is so freaking adorable#tmnt#tmnt mm#mutant mayhem#tmnt mm fanart#tmnt donnie#tmnt raph#tmnt leo#tmnt mikey#mm donnie#mm raph#mm leo#mm mikey#aprilnardo#tmnt mutant mayhem#mm fanart#mutant mayhem fanart#fanart
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Aaravos with his first child: *loves her so deeply, profoundly devastated for a century after she's unfairly killed, causes chaos for centuries after*
Aaravos with his second child: Fuck this little freak lol
#tdp#tdp s6#tdp s6 spoilers#the dragon prince#the dragon prince s6#like he loved leola so so much (dont blame him she seemed so so precious and sweet and loving and adorable) but with sir sparklepuff he was#like 'hes a freak. you need to kill him to save your life :)' i didnt expect him to care about kids at all for how casually he told viren#to kill sir#and well. at least we now know he wasnt lying. sir really WAS viren's kid. imagine claudia finding out that thing is actually technically#her half sibling. like she just lost her leg. now this. then learns she has to slaughter said little sibling to save her dad and does it#without complaint. what a fuckin night jesus christ#aaravos#leola#sir sparklepuff#like 'he's our son!! now kill him ❤️'#did aaravos explain what occurred for sir to be the kid of him and viren or was he just like 'hes our child. hes legit the child of viren#and i. no more details just kill him to save your dad :)' props to claudia with all of that going on at once i would have had a full mental#break for like a week that is Too Much all at once#she actually kept it together way better than i would have tbh. like 'can you just kill be too i cant take anymore of this shit my brain is#about to crack into two'#dragon lady letters
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GABI HOW COULD YOU POST THAT ABOUT STEPBRO JAKE YOU KNOW stepbro enha are my weakness (the thought plagues my brain ALL the TIME!!!!) and i was thinking abt it (again.. no one is surprised.. and ur post + the no doubt mv only fuelled my craziness) so. i’m gonna need to set the scene w corporate worker intern blah!jake. followed in his dads footsteps because the money is good and he’s got a knack for the math, but that doesn’t mean the job itself isn’t GRUELLING :( so when his dad marries your mom and introduces him to the sweetest little stepsister it genuinely feels like he’s been given a gift. you’re eager for a big brother to gossip with ‘n jakey’s just so accommodating and lets you sit on his thigh and babble about whatever you want as long as your pjs are thin enough that he can distract himself guessing at the colour of your panties. he can’t help himself from resting his hands on your waist and subtly repositioning you, grinning when bouncing his thigh jus’ a little has you squirming and stuttering! he definitely makes pervy comments too :( calls you his wife ‘n jokes about marrying you because coming home to you lounging in his bedroom is something that gets his slacks all tight in the front! he asks for a kiss on the cheek goodbye if you’re up early enough ‘n expects one when he gets home — you brush it off as accidental when he turns his head too fast ‘n you catch his lips instead. buys you the prettiest things and insists on spoiling you with shopping sprees that have him ruining his expensive boxers at the thought that you’re being mistaken for a couple :( like This Jake fully embodies the mean bully you talked abt in your post whenever he’s had a tough day or something you do ruins his fantasy — he likes thinking about you as his pretty little wife, not his slutty stepsister prancing about in the clothes he paid for, dolling yourself up for some stupid date! (as always, this is crazy long but i think you might expect this from me now.. also referring to me as ur angel baby did irreparable damage to my sanity gabi ‘m blushing and twirling my hair rn i cant)
— lots of love ‘n kisses, ur fairy anon
warnings: stepcest + creampies + masturbation + handjob ment. + daddy kink + orgasm denial + dacryphilia + pregnancy ment
💌: m gna eat u omg r u kidding me im so obsessed with this, my brain is melting n im drooling 😵💫
calls you his wife … yeah this is so… ‘m moaning. he totally would, n he’d even get u a cute little ring to wear, fantasizing about how it’d catch the light when he gets you to stroke his cock 😵💫 jerks off n nearly moans your name while thinking abt his cum leaking from his tip onto your ring :( maybe you’d even be a good little wife n clean them off with your tongue
god forbid you take the ring off, though! your husband stepbrother is absolutely livid when he finds out that you’ve left it on your vanity rather than keep it on for your date; n yeah its actually Very hot seein ur big brother all mad, his button up shirt undone at the top, sleeves rolled up n displaying his thick n veiny forearms, and his hair is all messed up as he plays the role of an overprotective big brother (is it in ur head or is he sounding a bit possessive?) but all you can picture is tugging on it while he fucks you, n you’re beating yourself up mentally for even thinking about your brother in that way (little do you know he needs to put a baby in you)
something you do ruins his fantasy… r u joking me.. sure this can go with the lil date idea but.. jake getting genuinely upset when you call him your brother 😵💫😵💫😵💫 would your brother tease your virgin cunt every time he had you in his lap? or press kisses to your neck while running his hands over your thighs, daring to pull at your sleep shorts n shallowly slide in your needy little pussy? either you’re even more of an airhead than he thought, or you enjoy watching him struggle to maintain his composure because there’s no way you dont know he wants you
he would absolutely love the two of you being mistaken for a couple n jakey’s quick to speak over your denial, a sweet smile on his face as he replies with a “thank you” to every person that calls you two a cute couple <333 when you ask abt it he just kisses your cheek (a bit too tenderly to be in a stepsibling kind of way) n says its just “too much of a hassle” to correct everyone… n even asks you if it’s such a bad thing for people to think he’s ur bf… are you embarrassed of him?
when jake finally gets you desperate enough for him, he has so much fucking fun making you say filthy things n has even more fun watching you squirm at his dirtytalk.
his pace is unbearable, you’re unable to do anything but take it as he batters your cervix with his fat cock n manipulates your body, pushing n pulling your legs to feel you even deeper. “d’you like havin’ my cock inside your tight cunt? does it feel good, princess?” he questions, voice thick with arousal.
but you’re too fucked out to reply, of course you like it but there’s no way you can form a coherent sentence as he keeps up the brutal pace, his tip hits your cervix with every thrust n he’s relentless. you’re so close, so fucking close and…
oh. it’s gone. your impending orgasm fades and it has your face crumpling, tears pouring down your cheeks at the lack of stimulation. why’d he stop? why why why why wh-
“i asked you a question, angel. y’gonna be a good girl n answer me?” a sniffle from you, and then: “jakey! please don’t stop, ‘m sorry ‘m sososo sorry please fuck me! pleaseplease it feels so fuckin’ good! love my brother’s cock so much-“ he cuts you off with a harsh slap to your tit, a sneer forming on his face at your surprised gasp.
“‘m not your fuckin’ brother. god,” he laughs humorlessly. “am i gonna have to fuck you until you get it through your dumb little head?”
jake pinches your nipple between his fingers n twists it enough to cause a jolt of pain to shoot through you n make your walls clench around him. “i’m not your brother,” he thrusts into you harshly with each word. “‘n you’re not my fucking sister, got it?”
your bottom lip trembles, eyes screwed shut with pleasure as he resumes fucking you n jake’s brain is foggy, he can’t believe he’s ballsdeep in your pussy n before he knows it, he spills his deepest desire to you
“you’re my wife,” jake sighs, pressing his forehead to your own. “say it. say you’re my wife.. my sweet little wife, god look at you. takin’ my cock so well, ‘s like you were made for me”
it’s not long before your orgasm builds yet again, white hot pleasure consuming you n his words send you over the edge, pussy spasming n clamping down on his thick cock until you cream around him.
“‘m your wife, jakey! ‘m your wife, yourwife yourwife, fuck. fill me up, knock me up, jakey.” you wraps your arms around him to pull him close, pressing your lips to his ear before whispering, “‘m gonna make you a daddy.”
jake cums with a deep, guttural groan, his teeth clenched as thick, hot cum spurts from his cockhead and fills your womb to the brim. legs wrap around his waist to keep him inside you n it takes him a second to realize your lips are moving n you’re talking to him. “sorry princess, what’d you say…?”
you giggle n bat your lashes up at him, still wet from your tears, i said, “do you wanna go again?”
#♡.signed. sealed. delivered.#♡.the honeypot#♡.sweetheart: my fairy#m gonna CUMMMMMNN#hes so sexy i want him to be my stepbrother#actually go away stepbro jake… i need to makeout with my sweet angel baby <333333333333 hehe#u r so cute i need to smooch u rn#missed u sooooososo bad my fairy u will always match my freak i adore u#enhypen#jake sim#sim jaeyun#enhypen x reader#enhypen smut#enhypen x reader smut#jake sim x reader#jake sim x reader smut#jake sim smut#sim jaeyun x reader#sim jaeyun x reader smut#sim jaeyun smut#💌.breeding#💌.stepcest#💌.daddy kink#💌.dacryphilia#💌.masturbation#💌.handjob#💌.pregnancy
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Oh, Aang, you're really in it now...
This is Zu—I mean, Jian Li and Katara's second meeting in the Kyoshi Warriors AU. The first proper one, anyway.
Once they get through a minor difference of opinion or two (���I can carry my own basket!” “Never said you—” “I'm not weak!” “I didn't—” “Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean—” “Would you listen for once, woman?!” ) they'll become nearly inseparable.
For now Jian Li will carry Katara's basket all the way to the Kyoshi Warriors' dojo and, once there, they'll mercilessly tease Sokka when they see him in uniform.
#zutara#atla#zuko#avatar the last airbender#katara#kyoshi warriors au#atla art#atla fanart#prince zuko#katara of the southern water tribe#kyoshi warrior ursa au#kyoshi warrior zuko#zutara fanart#zutara au#zuko fanart#atla zuko#katara fanart#kyoshi warriors#kyoshi island#They're a complete menace once they get going. Breaking hearts all over the Earth Kingdom and turning Sokka's hair grey prematurely#Aang is just a little puppy who made a few sarcastic remarks at the wrong time. But it got Zuko thinking out loud so that works too#Katara heard him and while she very secretly agrees (what did he mean “that doesn't sound like fun either”? He should've helped her!)...#she's also the Avatar's number one defender and needs to protect his honor. Agni bless the child.#And then poor Zuko offers to carry her basket because he's seen her do all the work alone and the freaking Avatar has just refused to help#And momma Ursa raised a gentleman. So of course he wants to help!#But Katara's had to deal with Sokka's “traditional views on women” all the way to Kyoshi and Aang is busy with his little fanclub#And now this extremely handsome stranger who's really just trying to be nice (he's also so awkward it's adorable) offers to carry her basket#And he's being really nice and sweet and considerate about it damn it#Of course she snaps!#She still thanks him for his help tho. Once they absolutely murder Sokka with their teasing they become a package deal.
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hehe ghost-turbo haunting felix au
turbo is connected to the last piece of his code in the whole arcade - a trophy he gifted to felix in mid 80s as a symbol of him genuinely caring about their relationships on par with being the best racer. felix also gave him one of his medals and both kept their gifts next to other rewards, but when roadblasters and turbotime were unplugged, the medal was gone with everything else
now, after burning in cola-lava turbo is basically dead, but scraps of his code still were intertwined with the trophy (after all, it was his first winner's cup, but felix never knew about it), giving turbo an opportunity to exist as a shadow incapable of interacting with anything and anyone besides felix, who kept the trophy even after the roadblasters incident
also I went crazy in tags, feel free to check them out
#turbo#turbotastic#fix it felix jr#80s boyfriends#hammertastic#headcanon about them exchanging their trophies isn't mine but i loved it A LOT#and “darling” is turbo making fun of how felix was calling him in 80s#this hc about “doll” and “darling” pet names also is not mine but i adore it#turbo here is a complete freak who just stays around felix most of the time even when felix has moments with calhoun#and felix is an ass who keeps secrets from everyone bc he doesn't want his dirt to come out#he's ashamed of his previous relationship with turbo and doesn't want anyone to know any details#and calhoun to just know about it#this just gets worse and worse#they also didn't actually break up and were still technically dating when turbo went gamejumping#and he's mad af at felix because he's the reason ppl in the acrade made a boogeyman out of turbo and he couldn't come back#like imagine your bf says to you what you are better than others think of you#and then behind your (presumably dead) back tells everyone that you're just an egocentric maniac#i believe turbo has other reasons why he gamejumped (besides jealousy which took place but wasn't the most important reason)#and felix is an unreliable narrator#so yeah turbo HATES his ass#(but still would-) no im not making it suggestive#anyway i hc that turbo had put A LOT of emotions in this relationship even tho he's bad at this#he tried his best with felix but they were just making each other worse#and turbo while feeling betrayed never really moved on (yes even after 25 years he's PATHETIC)#and felix is just full of regret about everything but he won't admit his mistakes in his relationship with turbo#bc “well he turned out to be a bad person so that automatically makes me in the right about everything”#but felix had made a lot of bad decisions while dating turbo and was just classically ignorant about a ton of things#sorry about this random ass essay in tags i'm done for now#wreck it ralph#wir
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I think they would drink tea together and gossip. I think they would be friends.

Melvin is the third wheel to TWO marriages, he is absolutely the one George and Harold go to cry on his shoulder when they have fights with their significant other. Emotional support single man with little to not relationship experience, much less good advice, <3 Just imagine him awkwardly patting Harold while he laments about how his husband hasn’t talked to him all morning and he’s going to DIE.
#Melvin: your husbands are idiots.#Lisa and Billy- watching George and Harold set fire to the barbecue: yeah that’s fair enough#they love their disaster husbands dw dw <3#G & H’s husband and wife are the only people that Melvin actually respects#one day Melv tells George that his wife is nice and they freak out about it because him admitting it out loud is the golden seal of approva#he’s like a very grumpy cat to me- that is to say insanely difficult to please#him admitting he genuinely likes any of their existence is probably a novelty#Melv becomes like- an honorary uncle to the family alongside Harold#weirdo uncle who is also a cyborg- who also hates everyone and who also once blew up someone’s mailbox with a laser#because they said Lisa’s cookies weren’t very good#he’s insane I adore him#can you imagine this man sleepwalking#his cyborg half is freaking to out causing early Armageddon- meanwhile this mf is conked OUT#anyways#my art#captain underpants#tetocu#the epic tales of captain underpants#melvin sneedly#melvinborg#billy hutchins#billy doanbee ahiro#<- goofy ahh name ngl#lisa beard#I’ve been getting my ass kicked with life so this is all I got
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Thinking…
#mostly thinking a daemon au is the perfect opportunity to make buck the loneliest man on earth because he just doesnt have one#no physical manifestation of the soul. what a freak#he’d be truly pretty feral by the time he got to the 118 i think#no idea why hes like this. thinks hes just super broken. and the rest of the world seems to agree#(of course it was the buckleys doing some sketchy as hell shit to try to save daniel but i think Maddie doesnt even know that here)#anyway eddie’s soul absolutely adores him so its okay. its getting better#my art#daemon au
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AWEEEE THE DIMPLEEEE
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4 boys, 1 braincell 😌🧎🏼♀️
#the heart killers#firstkhao#kantbison#joongdunk#fadelstyle#gmmtv live house#gmmtv#thai bl#bl drama#upcoming bl#that chicken conversation was so extremely FK coded i cant dkjhgd#first going look at my besties hairstyle!! he looks so cool!!#and then joong being like oh yeah. like a chicken.#djkhfd#he looked adorable with that hair leave my boy alone#theyre so chaotic#theyre just like me fr#all 4 of them match each others freaks and thats how you know its a perfect cast#i love them sm :(#oh and also on a different note??#dunk in that leopard shirt????#serving c*nt???#has me absolutely dead#on the floor#how does he look so good in all his Style outfits#fcking hell#already deep in my dunk thirst era#sjkdhfd
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OJ and his paws . 🧡
Yap warning in the tags
#inanimate insanity#osc#object shows#art#fanart#ii#egos art#oj ii#paintbrush ii#paintjay#traditional art#comic thing#paw pads.. <3#he hates them but paintbrush thinks they're adorable#he thinks the pawpads make him less intimidating and thats why people dont listen to him#he DESPISES them#its crazy#he loves everything else about himself EXCEPT for those paws#he has his claws unsheathed half the time because hes so stressed out all the time#hes a freak
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Jon at Deadline Contenders TV
#jon hamm#silver fox#zaddy#deadline#interview#hes so gorgeous#and freaking adorable#he doesn’t behave like i expected a guy that good looking to behave#he also doesn't throw around BDE when we all know he has one#and i think thats d0pe#hes kinda dorky#my gifs#mine
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Tom looks SO good in uniform 🥰😍🔥🤍❤🔥🫶🏻
#Tom Cruise#he looks so freaking good#I love him in uniform#most handsome man on earth#he's beautiful forever#sirrrrr 🔥❤🔥#Taps#Born on the Fourth of July#Top Gun 1986#Pete Maverick Mitchell#A Few Good Men#Daniel Kaffee#Valkyrie#Edge of Tomorrow#Cage#Top Gun Maverick#Captain Mitchell#this man I swear#I adore him#my heart#I love him so much#Tom <3
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This man has been plaguing my mind for an entire week
#he’s such a loser#like actually just an older generation of nerdy prude#I’ve been going insane about him though#there’s a note on my phone filled with my Mark Chasity HCs#it’s about the implications#him being a closeted homosexual is so canon to me#and curt is just fueling my fire#RBing my holy bastard drawing#the man is crazy for that#I’ll never stop freaking out abt it btw#i adore him#Curt mega#is an icon#hehehehe#mark chasity#hatchetfield#starkid#nerdy prudes must die#ish#holy bastard#if you squint#my art
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Look Mihawk’s eyes definitely glow in the dark and this fact definitely threw Shanks of the first time he learned it which coincidently was during their *coughs* first time. But it’s kind of hot and he’s grown used to it now……mostly.
Because you know Mihawk is definetly the type of dude to never turn on a light ever and with his propensity for staring unblinkingly and his half hazard middle of the night sleeping habits. It’s a bit of a bit of a problem .
the years Shanks has lost of his life waking up to a floating pair of shimmering golden and ringed eyes staring at him in complete darkness he will never gain back and are best not talked out.
Also imagine if Mihawk is prone to midnight snacking (making up for all the food he doesn’t eat during the day to maintain his vampiric reputation) so many a red haired pirate have woken the ship with Shrieks having stumbled into the very dark kitchen to see a pair of otherworldly eyes completely demolishing a plate of leftovers or an entire charcuterie board staring right into their soul.
Ben and Yasopp have almost shot him multiple times(with only one of those times being on purpose) Many a crew member has solicited Shanks to get his boyfriend exorcised and the ship cleansed. In 2 years the closest Zoro ever came to cutting Mihawk was while blindly flailing his swords around in the dark trying to fend of the kitchen demon that besieged him during his midnight beer run. This will happen every night, they never talk about it. Zoro never figures out it’s Mihawk and is pretty sure the Kitchen is haunted. Won’t keep him from his midnight protein shake (he is no longer allowed beer)
Perona is the only person who is even slightly normal about this (she lived on thriller bark floating pair of eyes in the dark is child’s play) she just switches on the very bright white kitchen lights, effectively blinding Mihawk and leaving his terrible posture and he use of his precious kogatana to eat meatballs exposed to the light. She gets a cup of water turns off the light and leaves. The next day Mihawk buys her a new dress they never speak of this again.
#Mihawk just very *girl dinner* vibes#like he can cook his fancy meals with their fancy wine pairings but we all know he’s a scavenger and grazer at heart#sorry just nobody whose favorite food is wine has normal eating habits#also Mihawk naps so much I’d be suprised if he sleeps through the night#he probably treats sleep like a slightly prolonged nap. goes to bed promptly at 10 off to scare unsuspecting pirates into heart attacks at#Shanks again thinks this adorable. his crew is starting to realize that he is a freak#disordered eating mention#disordered eating in tags#throwing thoughts to the void#dracule mihawk#one piece#hawkeye mihawk#mishanks#akagami no shanks#shanks#goth family#one piece goth family#goth fam#Perona#roronoa zoro#red haired pirates#red haired shanks#akataka#benn beckman#op#one piece headcanons#mihawk x shanks
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