#HES A BOTTOM

[strawberry-popp]

I got bored so..

[mitsulyvan]

After 💞

Totally messy and unserious, and I DO HAVE STUFF TO DO, but here we are. I apologize.

[absolutelybifurious]

writing sprints with @unprepossessed aka me trying to evangelize her to bottom!eddie and her mariah careying me like suddenly i can't read i don't know

[mako-neexu]

imagine if we find out that this is bluebook, marisbury's killer, or kirsch's evil twin wwwwwwwww

[michaelinaroombitching]

your honour, he could not have committed that crime. he takes it up the ass.

[levforfakes]

lol j watched birds of prey. ewan mcgregor was such a twink in that movie. like thats literally illegal

[1ign0rant2]

HE WHIMPERD?????!!!! HE FUCKING WHIMPERD?????!!!!

[thestuffedalligator]

So usually when an imaginary friend is a real thing in a story, it’s either a demon or a ghost or some supernatural boogeyman that probably wants to eat the kid they’ve befriended (Mama, a couple of the Paranormal Activity movies), or “imaginary friends” are just treated as a real thing in the setting, and if a child just thinks hard enough they can manifest a friend into existence (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, Happy).

And somewhere in the middle is an area where the imaginary friend in question is real and they are supernatural, but they aren’t malevolent, and they aren’t entirely honest about what they are. Like maybe they’re a fairy or a god or some kind of boggle from mythology, but they just got caught by a six year old and they don’t have time to get into it, so they just go “…Yes. I’m your imaginary friend. We haven’t met. How do you do.” And then they stick around because they do love this kid, and if you’re a boggle from mythology in the modern day good food is really hard to come by.

And at some level. That’s what I think Hobbes is.

[buzzrds]

here's my wonderful isopod child, handcrafted in leather

[brainrotcharacters]

That's that shit eating grin that practically screams "Harder! HARDER!" except the homoerotic subtext is a tripwire they're crash landing through

[thatweirdfandom]

look i’m not in the star wars fandom because it scares me however i need to know the united thoughts on one thing:

anikan skywalker is a born and bred bottom and his beautiful wife tops the shit out of him

[nesbiter]

I'm loving how Zeff put Luffy's wanted poster underneath 'Employee of the Month'.

[dirtgrubber]

radioapple but it’s that one seinfeld meme

[xpupslxtx]

my hole was so fucking sloppy and wet last night while he was finger fucking me and he said “listen to you. hear that? that’s what obedience sounds like. that’s what it sounds like to be a good fucking slut.”

[artkaninchenbau]

People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

[weedle-testaburger]

don't worry i don't actually thirst over any of these characters (they lied)