#HELP he looks so pissed HAHAHAH

[dietcokecryptid]

living for the february dnp & cats calendar where phil is just awkwardly holding the cat's arm while dan holds them upright

nothing but agony

[hazbinhazbinhazbinreblog]

HELLOOOOOO

I have been semi stalking and poking my head into this account a lot since I adore fanfic anons content. And I would like to propose my own little AU and maybe fanfics for a later date (keyword, maybe since I may also post these onto my ao3) BUT LE CONSIDER:

Based semi on the AU from user AppleParty on Twitter, mainly just one idea, the one where Alastor is Lucifer’s personal guard, the rest is my own.

Basic gist: Alastor makes a deal with Lucifer. Lucifer grants Alastor all the power he desires, but Alastor has to vow to protect Charlie with his life and try and help parent her as Lucifer knows he is not in the right mental state to do so anymore. So Alastor ends up vanishing for 7+ years to help raise and protect the Princess of Hell, while also having a budding friendship with Lucifer (So Hell's Greatest Dad turns from dad off to a tongue and cheek teasing match).

Everything is fine and dandy, some of the same plot points from the pilot happen instead with the inclusion of Alastor. Vaggie and Alastor also have a more mutual respect but not friends yet relationship. The interview goes horribly wrong and Vaggie has to hold Alastor back from ripping Katie Killjoy’s head off. The scene in the limo is more tense as Angel is avoiding the piss off guard dog that is the radio demon now. Alastor tries to cheer Charlie up by cashing in some favors by calling up Nifty and Husk, probably in this AU, Husk is still not an overlord as Alastor owns his soul still, but Husk has more power and having to raise Charlie probably has matured Alastor more so him and Husk are more on even ground and Alastor looks at Husk as more as an advice giver when he needs it. Nifty is just Nifty. The two agree to work at the hotel as they are doing Alastor a favor and they believe in Charlie’s dream. Alastor is up for debate as he may only be doing this because he has to since he is her personal guard or he actually believes in it. The only thing he will say on the matter is he finds it entertaining and he can’t wait to see the chaos start.

All things are going good, they plan on celebrating and everything until a knock comes to the door. Alastor excuses himself, shooing off Vaggie to tell her she should be with her girlfriend, he will handle the matters. He goes to answer the door, being speaking in a manner tone until he opens his eyes and is greeted to

Vox

BECAUSE YEAH SPOILER ALERT THIS IS A STATICRADIO AU HAHAHAH

Alastor’s smile drops and he hisses in anger and slams the door shut in Vox’s face, not even giving the Overlord a chance to speak as he storms back into the lobby. Cue Charlie having to rush over and mediate everything and bring Vox in, who saw the interview on TV and wants to sponsor the hotel. Because well, hey it would be good money and it would be funny to see Charlie try and redeem sinners. But everyone can TELL there is tension between him and Alastor, like the scary kind of tension when you have no clue if person a is gonna lunge and rip out person b’s throat. But you know its there since they have a history together.

Cue all the hijinks that ensue as Alastor and Vox have to try and repair their relationship while also helping Charlie out with her dream. Also more chaos than normal since Alastor probably accompanies Charlie to more places than in canon.

But that is all hehe. Am gonna give myself a sign off so people know who I am soo

-⚔️aka “Hotel’s Radio Guard AU” (work in title au name) Anon!

I love your energy my friend, on this blog we appreciate fanfic anon, spamming, and all kinds of AUs

The beginning of this is similar to dadstaticradio au (except lucifer instead of lilith ofc) but there is no issue I take with that bc I love it

Also referring to Alastor as guard dog and "Niffty is just Niffty" made me laugh, if you ever do post on Ao3 pls tag me in it or sent a link in asks and I'll share it on your behalf

[kairiscorner]

Im obbesses w spider noir for some reason and idk why. But i wanna req a story and u pick whoever is the love interest (i want to be spider noir but HE DOESNT FIT THIS KIND OF GENRE 😭😭 but i hope yk spider noir or hobie YKKK~ HAHAHAHAHAH) 😏 HAHAHAH natatawa ako 😭

Anyways this is a req: so miguel is holding a meeting right w some spideys then miguel suddenly calls y/n in his watch (aka his non bio suddenly adopted daughter who was also a spidey) for her to help the upcoming mission.

Then suddenly, miguel counts to 3..2..1… and the there was a smoke bomb in the room! And miguel says “here she comes..” with his palm on his forehead. And when the smoke is clear u are posing like this : https://pin.it/6sHhLLK (search on google.) with a spiderman suit w a mask on under your short silky black dress with heels. Waving to them “Hey fellas!” With a jokingly seductive tone. Then the love interest stares at y/n, falling in love 😍

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH NAYATAWA AKO SA LOKOHAN KO HAHAHAH BUT I HOPE U SEE THIS COS IDK WHATS GOING ON W MY MIND HAHAHAHAH

BWAHAHAHHAHAHA NATAWA RIN AKO RITO WEYT ok noong una, di ko gets, PERO I THINK GETS KO NA SIYA........? SORRY IF THIS ISN'T WHAT YOU ASKED FOR BUT THIS IS HOW I INTERPRETED IT YUHYUH

(reblogs are greatly appreciated, it helps get my content out there! if you guys like what you see, please reblog it too <:D)

when the skrunkly <333

"so that wraps up today's meeting, does anyone--oh, you finally showed up." miguel said with a slight grunt and a hint of annoyance in his tone as the tall, lanky, dark complexioned boy walked in with a confident smirk and with his hands in his vest pockets. he raised his eyebrows, and the corners of his mouth curled into an even bigger grin, one of satisfaction for having defied miguel's expectations at even showing up just as the meeting was about to be wrapped up. "at least i'm here, aren't i?" he asked in a sly tone, one that acted as provocation for miguel's worsening temper.

"anyway..." miguel began again as hobie, quite loudly, pulled a chair--dragging it against the floor, creating as much friction as he could--and loudly plopped himself down on the chair. he leaned the chair back and placed his feet up on the table, to the distaste of the spider people adjacent to him. "go on." hobie said in a casual manner. "i'm not even here." he said as he leaned further back.

miguel let out a long sigh at hobie's defiant acts of annoying rebelliousness. "anyway, like i was saying, we have a new recruit that'll be joining us today." he said as everyone began buzzing, wondering who this new recruit would be. hobie laid back further in his chair, and though he appeared as if he couldn't care less about this new recruit, he did want to get to know them once they got there.

"hey, where are you?" he asked in a hushed voice as the new recruit appeared on the other end. faint giggling, explosions, and not so family friendly words were heard in the background. "oh, hi mig!" you called out from the other end. miguel lowered the volume on his watch as he scowled at you. "i gave you permission to go on that joyride but not doing--is that a duck?" he asked in angry manner as you tried to explain yourself.

hobie was enjoying the scene from afar, not sitting down a little more properly, grinning to himself as he indulges in miguel's frustrated figure as, who he assumed was the new recruit, was pissing him off immensely. the best part was that miguel let you do what you wanted. that must've meant you really mattered to him, to give you permission to do things he'd never let just anyone do.

miguel grunted in irritation as he ended the call. "right when i needed them to come on their first mission..." he murmured and pinched the bridge of his nose. before anyone could react, miguel was already counting down in his head.

"3..."

the sound of something metal clinking on the floor reverberated throughout the room, causing for everyone to look that way.

"2..."

the metal container soon released a flurry of gas, a cloud so thick that it enveloped the whole room, causing for everyone to wheeze and cough at the gas as they fanned the air away. hobie, meanwhile, tried to see the figure that came up from the smoke, the silhouette coming closer and closer as the cloud began to dissipate.

"1..."

"hey fellas!" exclaimed and excited and playful voice that threw themselves on the table and slid over on it, lying sideways while leaning the side of your head on your fist so confidently on the table, winking at a few spider people. "hi dad!" you exclaimed as you waved at miguel all joyfully, with him clicking his tongue and muttering something repeatedly in spanish.

you had a short, silky black dress on with heels; presumably from an event you had to attend undercover. but underneath that was your spider suit and covering your very excited and enthusiastically chaotic face was your mask.

"everyone, this is--" miguel began, but you interrupted him. "his one and only spider student! nice to meet you lot!" you beamed all happily as you stood up on the table, earning stares and looks of confusion, concern, and awe from one soul from across the table. from hobie brown.

hobie watched as you teased miguel, with him trying to keep a straight, unaffected demeanor as you kept trying to butter him up and get him to let loose. hobie admired your boldness, nobody he's ever met was able to worm their way into miguel's heart as well as you have, and... you've caught his attention with such little effort already. just being your adorable, chaotic self already sold him to you.

as miguel adjourned the meeting once and for all, hobie called out to you. "man, what a killer suit you have, it's mad wicked." he complimented. you giggled. "why, thank you! who are you? oh, you have such a cool hairstyle! and are those piercings? miguel! let me get some! it'll be fun!" you exclaimed to the big man as he pinched his nose bridge again and told you both to get out.

hobie chuckled. "say, would you like to come with me and deface some property?" he offered with a smirk, which you reciprocated with a wide grin. "that's my favorite pastime, of course!" you beamed as you took hobie's arm, and with an assuring smile, you both swung out of there, much to miguel's disappointment because you were both assigned on a mission.

"i love how you can't do a thing about either of them." lyla quipped as she showed up, smirking at miguel as he sighed. "just make sure to keep the reminder to come back here before 7 on their watch." he said as he resigned to his chair in front of the monitors. lyla laughed. "uh, yeah, no can do. they disabled it the moment they came in here."

"why didn't you tell me?"

"because it's funnier to see you in angry dad mode. now, smile." lyla said as she took a picture of miguel scowling, and saved it in an album with your name on it and on the caption it said: 'his first freak out at you running away with a boy you probably like !!'

a/n: i was gonna make hobie say, "that your kid, miguel?" but i think that would've killed everybody in the room 😭😭😭

tags !! @thecoolerdor @miguelswifey04 @binibinileonara @ii01vq @luvstarrstruck @maxoloqy @pixqlsin @k4tsu3

[whats-it-mean]

hiii idk how i haven't seen anyone writing about this trope with him but... can i request some kaoru with a jealous/possessive s/o? since he's popular and he's like, the pretty boy from undead i think it would a scenario of him getting hit and maybe his s/o just asks him politely to be alone for a moment with an excuse, but it's actually just to steal a kiss from him since they got jealous and they're a bit sulky now ^^

Jealousy, jealousy ☆

A/N - HAHAHAH. ANOTHER KAORU REQUEST WEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEH evil cackling i love kaoru so much and honestly this prompt makes so much sense like. you cant tell me he doesnt get hit on every time he leaves his house (and with good reason i mean have you SEEN him??????????????????????????????)

C/W - none :D

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

A relationship with Kaoru, resident playboy of UNDEAD, was bound to have its strings attached, and you knew that by now. It wasn’t too big of a deal to you. Him offering winks out to the crowd and occasionally using some sort of shitty pick up line during interviews- Just little acts of fanservice for the various fans who would enjoy that sort of thing, and by now it was all something you’d become accustomed to.

And even then, it wasn’t necessarily a bad thing when there was an UNDEAD meet-and-greet. It was vaguely annoying to see how many girls (and even some boys) would fawn over him at such events, but you were there to support him, after all, and it wasn’t enough of a nuisance to bring up when it was so crucial to his success as an idol. 

And, even the slight annoyances were fine, because most, if not all of UNDEAD’s fans were respectful enough to realize which boundaries not to push.

But there’s always an exception to that sort of thing, isn’t there?

It was fairly average for Kaoru to flirt with fans at meet-and greet-events, but today there was one person in particular who seemed to have no regard whatsoever for his comfort in the situation. It started off fairly normal, them clearly expressing their excitement as they shook Kaoru’s hand, but you couldn’t help but feel offput by the way they stared at him.

“Kaoru!! It’s so amazing to meet you!” They squealed, squeezing their hands tighter around Kaoru’s, and he let out a nervous chuckle.

“Ah, of course, always a pleasure to meet a fan~”  

You blinked in annoyance, rolling your eyes at the typical, overly-familiar display before turning back to face the meet-and-greet stall, only to see this particular fan having leaned uncomfortably close to Kaoru, a love-struck look in their eyes and as they spoke. “Kaoru, you should go out with me! I’m your biggest fan, and I love you, you know!”

Wha…?

Without a moment to waste, the security guards scattered about the stall took the individual away, eliciting a pouty whine from them, but they overall didn’t put up too much of a fight against it, although yelling “I love you, Kaoru!!” as they were taken off. 

Saying you were pissed was probably an understatement.

You huffed at the display, tapping your foot with agitation as you stared off at where security had taken them, letting your eyes linger on the corner they’d just turned before walking up next to Kaoru with a practiced smile on your face.

“Apologies! Kaoru needs an impromptu break, so he’ll have to take a quick leave, everyone.” You announced, earning some annoyed groans from the line of fans awaiting their turn. He glanced at you, confusion evident on his face, but didn’t protest as he watched you. “He’ll be back soon.”

And with that, you had an arm around his and were practically dragging him to find a more secluded area in the little setup UNDEAD had, your poor temper only festering as you turned around a corner and finally stopped, huffing and crossing your arms.

“Um..” Kaoru chuckled, rubbing the back of his neck as he stared at you. “Everything okay?”

You glanced up at him, contemplating your options- you could either explain your jealousy, and risk endless teasing from Kaoru (and, consequently, Rei), or… You could kiss him. A quick little reminder that he was yours, and then the problem would be resolved, right?

It seemed as good a plan as any other, and you found yourself wrapping your arms carefully around his neck to bring him down to your height and closed the distance with a quick and sweet kiss. You pulled away after a moment of reveling in the way his eyes widened from the feeling of your lips against his, and grinned. 

“...Yeah, everything’s good.”

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── End.

[redcruxsworld]

Keep Fighting me till the End. (PaperGold)

Little fanfic cuz I'm bored, and I want some angst between these two. Also, some factors of the fanfic are some of my headcanons.

Chapter 1: A Budding Friendship

Herbert then looked to his side and saw someone. He scowled and let out a 'Tsk.' sound. Flug raised an eyebrow and looked at the direction Herbert looked at. There, he saw a tall, long-haired man with forest green eyes. Out of curiosity, Flug asked, "Woah, who is that handsome devil? He looks like Jean De Morter.", Herbert looked at Flug clearly unimpressed by his reaction. "That's because that is Jean De Morter. But I'll tell you this once Kennings, he's a vile, narcissistic, posh bitch. Don't even bother talking to him.", Herbert said his voice laced with annoyance. Flug was a bit unnerved by Herbert's negative reaction to Jean,"I see....",  he muttered as he continued to follow Herbert to the inside of the dormitory. Though Herbert wouldn't say it out loud, Flug could feel that Herbert was pissed. He didn't know if it was him asking about Jean or Jean himself but he felt obliged to try and lift Herbert's mood up again, "Y-you know-w I think your q-quite handsome t-too. Well, not like Jean handsome but y-your own kind. Hehehe.....", Flug said, trying to hide his face, clearly embarrassed. Herbert's footsteps stopped, "Hahahah!...... you really think so? Do you really think I'm handsome too, Kenny?", he said as his face came close to Flug's face. Flug's face reddened like crazy and he nodded, "Y-yeah.... also scientifically, you're also very attractive. Sharp cheek bones, perfectly shape almond eyes, a-and if I took a meat cleaver down your face, it would result in matching halves.", Flug said, explaining Herbert's best facial features. Herbert's frown turned into a smile hearing those words of compliment. He hugged Flug tightly, "I see. Thank you, Kenny..... I never realised how.... attractive I was. Hehehehehhe.....", he said, smiling widely at Kennings. Flug smiled back adorably, "Glad to make you realise that, Herby!....."

Spring started as Flug entered the esteemed halls of P.E.A.C.E.'s academy. Looks like his forgery skills really benefited him much more than he expected. He looked around the assembly hall and saw a sea of new freshmen taking pictures, teasing each other, and talking to one another. This place really was like those scenes in the teen movies, but this time, it was in real time. It was like a dream and a nightmare for Flug, however, though. Not only was there thousands of soon to be heros here, he needed to watch what he says and not slip up or else he would be going to jail and he wouldn't be able to get his pilot licence. It would have been an absolute loss for him in this scenario. As he was looking at his notes while walking to the crowded, it was a very fatal mistake. He bumped into someone, knocking him backwards. He looked up and saw a good-looking and muscular man with brown chocolate hair. The man was clearly a jock like his old classmate Metauro. He covered his face as he saw that the man was raising his hand. He waited for the impact, but it never came. "Hey, hey, you didn't really expect me to hit you, now did you? Here, let me help you up.", a slightly deep yet sweet voice told him. He looked up and saw that the guy was trying to help him up by offering a hand, "S-sorry, I really didn't mean that..... are you OK?", he asked as the guy chuckled. He looked at the man who was clearly amused by his reaction, "Am I OK? What about you? I'm pretty sure I should be the one asking that since I am the much bigger person between the two of us.", he said as he wiped his happy tears away. Flug scratched the back of his  head 'Shit, he's right.... It looks like pure souls really come here to become beckons of light, huh?', he thought as he looked directly to the guy's hazelnut brown eyes. Then a finger snap brought him back to reality, "Wha-? Huh?", Flug said, startled, "Looks like you spaced out there, buddy. Are you a freshman?", the guy asked.

Flug nodded akwardly, "I see.... no wonder you lost. Well, you're in luck! I'm actually a senior year for the hero program. I'll tour you. Oh, right?  I haven't told you my name yet. Nice to meet you, I'm Herbert Leth. You are?", the guy said with a huge smile. Flug gulped and shook the guy's hand,"Kennings Flugslys.... Nice to meet you too, Herbert....", he said as he quickly released Herbert's hand. Herbert then casually put his arms around Flug's shoulders, "Kennings, huh? Nice name! Unlike mine...", he grumbled, "Anyways! Come on, Kenny. I'll give you a tour of the place. I'll also give you some advice about some academy secrets that people here don't really talk about, too.", he said as he winked at Flug. Flug blushed since this has been the first time he was shown this type of attention before, at first meet too. Herbert also seemed to have guessed his nickname. Flug was then dragged by Herbert everywhere. From the assembly hall to the school gym to every classroom. Flug panted, Herbert sure had a lot of stamina. They had been walking nonstop for an hour now! Herbert looked at Flug and chuckled, "Looks like someone need to work on their cardio.", he said while patting Flug's back. Flug also chuckled at his comment, "Big talk for a trained hero who can most likely throw a whole building at someone.", he said as he stood up and they continued to walk to the boy's dormitories.

The two began there classes over the next few days. Flug was taking his time to study properly and thoroughly for his pilot licence. One day at the canteen, while he was sitting eating, he felt a pat on his back. It was Herbert! "Hey Herbert! How's things going on the hero program?", he asked as Herbert sat down with him clearly exhausted. Herbert placed his head on the table, "Exhausting. They weren't kidding when they said they were gonna push us past our limits.", he said as he showed the red rope lines on his arms. Flug was startled, "What?! What type of training is this?!..... Feels like their torturing you guys...", the smaller male said as he searched his bag for an anti-inflammatory cream. He then rubbed the cream on the red lines on Herbert's skin. Herbert smiled, "Thanks... but it is for the best. So that we can be great heroes. Also, can I ask you a favour, Kenny?", he said as his brown eyes looked at Flug's. Flug titled his head, "Yeah, sure, what is it?",  he said concerned for his new friend. With a smirk and a desire, this would be the start of a very messy friendship that will shape both men's future.

To be continued.....

~Red

[the-frizzle-fry]

Reading the chapter now. From the title “Being Free” I already think this chapter is gonna have weight to it. I’m typing my thoughts down as I read because I don’t always remember them. Let’s go.

Bro Yamato looks so goofy I like her like that better. She just looks less sexualized maybe.

Rebecca looks pissed. Like I know that’s Leo’s gag but it must get annoying. Hahahah

Fuckin kid Doll calling adult Bonney a bitch is peak Oda humor so is Bluegrass cuz you’d think she’d be happy younger.

A chef on the giant pirates is perfect. At first I thought it was Ramen Kempo guy Wanze cuz of the design. But god I mean Nika damn that’s a beastly crew

Luffy out here confirming again there’s no Nika or Joyboy inhabiting or reincarnated in him. Yes people’s wills have been passed down just like Whitebeard said. Just like Sabo did.

EVERY DEVIL FRUIT USER HAS NIKA IN THEM. ITS JUST COMPLETE FREEDOM. Just like anyone can be a D.

OH MY NIKA ODA DONT MAKE ME CRY!!! Ya did good Kuma. Fucking amazing close on our golden boy. He saw his daughter be free.

Freedom is that heart beat. Look at the giants acting a fool in the face of danger. Just like Luffy. Nika lore dropping at Elbaf. He was a goofball who liked to have fun. Just some dude who helped people.

Been saying it since Zunesha, but him n the ancient iron giant only recognize Luffy as Joyboy is because of the Nika heartbeat. After Zunesha recognized the heartbeat, then saw it wasn’t actually Joyboy he said to trust in this boy not trust Joyboy. I guess we’ll see if it’s the same with Big Ole Roboboy. If he’s like wait your not Joyboy but you feel like him.

The marines comment has my dying. Hahahahah! I think we all kinda expected this but it feels better than I thought. Hahahah!! Didn’t Oda draw other characters in Nika form too?

[zvtara-was-never-canon]

idk if zuko is a peoples pleaser or he just felt untitled to katara’s forgiveness but he does say “she hates me and i don’t know why, BUT I DO CARE WHAT SHE THINKS OF ME “ and before that he does safe katara from crushing rocks 🪨 and katara lends her hand when he is falling and appa caches him, i think zuko genuinely start to care about katara and sees her as an ally or friend and the southern raiders quest wasn’t JUST for Zuko’s selfish reasons, a part of it was, sure, but not the whole reason, Zuko’s cares about kataraa or at least cares what she thinks of him, we all that saying doesn’t he is in love with her or at the end he ends loving her in a romantic way lol nothing about what happened in canon or the way the writers wrote was about falling in love hahahah

There's a difference between "I care that this person I'm trying to befriend thinks I'm absolute scum" and "I am recognizing my mistakes and want to be better."

Zuko full on made up some bullshit theory of Katara directing her anger towards her mom's killer onto him instead of recognizing the simple fact that Katara was still pissed at him for the events of Ba Sing Se - in which they talked about her MOM, hence her bringing Kya up again.

This is the complete opposite of what zutarians claim Zuko did - they claim he wanted to be better for Katara, not just in the sense of being inspired by her into becoming a better person but in wanting someone worthy of dating her. Meanwhile he is REAPEATEDLY told why she hates his guts, and goes "This cannot possibly be my fault. She's projecting her issues onto me. If I help her fix her trauma, she'll HAVE to be chill with me being part of the group."

And him saving her doesn't change that - they're on the same side, on the same team. OF COURSE he's going to save her. Doesn't mean they have some deep bond.

I believe Zuko WANTED them to be genuine friends, hence him saying he cared that she thought he was a terrible person, but the way he went about it was COMPLETELY wrong and selfish.

It just so happened that, in true Zuko fashion, following the wrong path eventually led to him doing the right thing - aka actually listening to Katara, understanding her grief, realizing that VIOLENCE WASN'T GONNA FIX HER TRAUMA, and finally, looking genuinely surprised when she decided to forgive him, because, by that point in the episode, he was no longer demanding her friendship and forgiveness because he felt entitled to it, but was instead started actually showing genuine empathy towards Katara and her family. And the key thing is HE HAD NOT EVEN REALIZED IT UNTIL THE END OF THE EPISODE, aka it wasn't a case of Zuko making an effort for Katara.

Not to mention: That was ONE episode. Just one. One single instance of Zuko allegedly wanting to be better "for Katara" (which as I've already explained, it's bullshit). Meanwhile we have three seasons of his character arc having NOTHING TO DO WITH HER because, surprise surprise, Katara was not important to Zuko at all for 95% of the show, including during a good chunk of his "good guy" days. She is completely irrelevant to Zuko's redemption, no matter how many shippers insist otherwise.

[mira4townie]

What type of tiktoks would 4town make in a modern au:

Aaron T: PRANKS. He would do silly pranks on the boys, mostly Z because he just loves the reaction afterwards. Z would react with annoyance and with a pissed expression. T would also do sick acrobatic stunts and sometimes videos of the band doing funny things. He would reply to his fans alot, video and text. For example if a fan said they had a bad day, he would reply with a video of him silly dancing or trying to cheer them up. Sometimes he would find Jesse for some life advice because he know he's a heart throb.

T: *holding his phone already recording and opened the bedroom door of Jesse, seeing him playing a computer game* Yooo, Jessie. This 4townie in my comments really have a hard time right now. Can you say some encouraging words? *points my camera at him*

Jesse: *looking up at his phone* Oh, sure. We know very well life can be hard sometimes and that's ok. We, as a band, can have a hard time aswell, so you're not alone. Just know everyone that loves you are there to support you if you need it, You'll get through it eventually. *flash a bright smile at the camera* We're also there for all of you if you need help cheering up. Just let T know.

T: My maaann~ *finger guns at him*

Jesse: Yes, now get out. *looks back at my computer monitor*

T: Hey, Is that Solitaire? *moves the camera to his monitor*

Jesse: Get. OUT.

T: Gah hahahah *running out before he could chase him*

Who should I do next?

[asirensrage]

important questions: what's the oc for? And also I want to hear everything about them even if I know nothing about the fandom.

Aw man, I didn't post that to get encouraged hahahah I don't actually know a lot about her, mainly because I haven't finished or caught up with the anime/manga yet. BUT who says I'll let that stop me. (I'm kidding...sort of.)

It's for Tokyo Revengers. I'm sure by now you (and everyone else) is well aware of how much I adore the trope/concept of "character arriving into another time/world" and isn't this fandom perfect for it (considering the main character time travels to his past self).

Anyway, the idea started in one scene where when he's like 14/15 and outside his house, he's watching these Mikey and Draken argue with each other and they start breaking his stuff as they throw it at each other and I just thought, "wouldn't it be funny if you had someone show up and be like "what are you doing?" and it turned out to be his sister, but as far as he knows, he doesn't have a sister??? so who is she?" (ngl, I explained this so much better to @emerald-valkyrie and I forgot to save it loll)

I don't know if you know the anime, so, you have the main character Takemichi, who somehow travels back and forth to 12 years in the past and is trying to save his old girlfriend from dying in the future from gang activity, but as he does so, he gets more and more involved with the gang and people in it. He becomes determined (where I'm at now) that the best way to save her is to take over the gang himself.

Now, add in his sister (my oc) Takara. She's a year older, generally unimpressed with the fact that she's there. She's aware that she didn't have a younger brother and had an entirely separate life before. The two of them admit the truth about each other (aka time travelling vs sudden addition to the world) and Takara basically offers to help Takemichi. Even though she woke up as his sister, she still somehow has memories of being his sister (those memories slowly come to Takemichi the longer she's there). No one else is aware that she doesn't really belong.

While Takemichi is well known for being a crybaby, Takara is less emotional. I think I might give her these traits I listed when I was playing around with the concept of what makes a problematic character problematic:

Negative traits: aggressive, manipulative, resentful, morbid/pessimistic, selfish, impulsive, antisocial  Positive ones: loyal, adaptable, adventurous, resourceful, intelligent, observant, playful, charming, 

I'm not sure yet what her role will be. I have a feeling in her attempts to help her brother she's going to find herself in a fair amount of trouble (especially because of who her brother is and his ambitions).

"The problem with having a brother who’s involved is that there’s no way to keep herself separate. Not really. She’ll always be a tool for leverage against him if he gains the power he wants and as many friends as Takemichi finds himself every time he returns, he has just as many enemies."

I have a couple scenes written that wouldn't leave my head but nothing really planned out. Like I have a bit of an idea of who her romantic interests are, but I'm also not certain and I think there is probably a difference of who she might be interested in vs who's interested in her. I think it would be interesting to mainly do it from her pov, especially to show the sharp contrast in Takemichi from when he's his usual 15years old self and when he's inhabited by his future self who's trying to save people.

Oh! I also have a sketch I did of her when I was trying to figure out what she'd look like related to him. Well, a couple but I'll show one.

if you can't tell, she's pissed. especially at being grabbed like that hahaha

Thanks for asking!! Even if it didn't fully make sense lol. I might be in the middle of creating a playlist for her but I also need to nail down what her personality is going to be like. (and if she has any skills....)

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“how do I put this delicately.. I think it would be best if you die." THATS COLD just like the spear

Girly straight up just said your free trial is over and stabbed her dad

ough Iris feeling like real shit because Kyurem had to pretend to still be under Ghetsis control, and Iris had to watch her grandpa mentor try fight off the legendary. All while Ghetsis is being a dick and monologuing about how powerful he is and the next part of the plan

Iris being an anti-hero is good shit. Like yeah she got rid of Ghetsis and she’s leading Neo Plasma in a different direction, but she’s killing people and doing questioning things to do so. She’s still going down the same path her dad was leading her just without him, because she knows she’s better and smarter than him. Plus she was just sick of the abuse and fear she had over him

You know Drayden really loves Iris cause Hilbert told him about her being seen with N, the enemy, and he still wished for her to be safe and found. Man didn’t even doubt for one moment that Iris was still alive, he knew she was. Even though the rest of the League probably thought she had died sometime in that battle

Homegirl has had enough, I think along w a hug she also deserves to commit murder yknow, as a treat uvu hahahah

But ougndmcbxnxbd please Iris believing she's so much better than Ghetsis, she was stronger and smarter and unlike him she didn't have to forcefully control Kyurem, as Kyurem was already her friend, and Kyurem would do anything for her.

And like right anti hero Iris is soooooo *wild hand gestures* like she really thinks she's doing the right thing, even former Plasma members joined again bc they know she was genuine w her cause, they don't separate people from Pokémon in an instant, but they're also.. they don't hesitate to kill. Iris had said if they ever see a trainer, no matter who it is, mistreat their Pokémon, they should kill them on the spot and save that poor pkmn.

She doesn't understand why the people are still terrified of Plasma. She's not like Ghetsis, it's not like she's doing smth wrong, she's just making sure her pkmn friends are safe. Her brother should know better right. Her brother knows what it's like, her brother should be on her side. But imagine once she and N met again, N had told her that what she was doing is still wrong. Hurting people was wrong, he finally realizes that, and tells her that she should really just disband Plasma, as it's nothing but a connotation of fear for the Unovan people at this point. Imagine him telling her she's no better than Ghetsis, letting Plasma's followers believe what they're doing is right, when it actually isn't.

Oh Iris was pissed, she really thought her brother would know better, but perhaps these humans really corrupted his mind. A shame, really, she did like those kids she met, she befriended them, but she can't just let people hurt pkmn, she just can't. Well, no matter, she's sure Drayden and Hilbert would be by her side, right?

No but like cbmdnd imagine Drayden being so happy that Iris was alive and safe and was back home to him, and like Iris getting so excited for Drayden to really meet Kyurem. And imagine the fear Drayden felt when Iris called out Kyurem, the Boundary Pokémon looking at both of them. Drayden could feel the chill, he held Iris close in fear of Kyurem suddenly attacking them, but Iris calmed him down telling him that Kyurem was sorry for attacking Opelucid. They had to bc they want Ghetsis to believe that he still had Kyurem under his control. And to make it up for it, Iris commanded some grunts to help around Opelucid, making sure the city is safe. Drayden wasn't sure what to feel abt that, he was happy his granddaughter protege was back, but just,, she's still part of Plasma ofc. He doesn't know why she still ties herself w that organization, she has so much potential, but he fears it will be wasted on being Plasma's leader.

Oughh imagine if Drayden actually had a talk w Iris tho, later that night, saying how he knows she's strong, she's a really good battler, a battling prodigy really, that maybe she could give up Plasma and live a normal life. She already has a home in Opelucid w him, and Drayden was kind enough to mention that her brother could live w them too. But like, Iris thinking of smth else tho. Thinking that Drayden was right, she was strong, maybe strong enough to be a Champion. And if she's Champion,, well, maybe people would stop fearing Plasma. Ofc, why hadn't she thought of that sooner, she could become Champion!

Oh, how grateful she was for Drayden, but he can't know she really wasn't willing to disband Plasma. Without Plasma, who would protect those poor Pokémon being mistreated by their trainers? Well, she's sure once she's Champion, people will see her vision, and they'd finally stop being scared of Plasma, they'd finally stop being scared of her and Kyurem. Yeah, that would be cool, she decided, before she slept she promised herself she'll be Unova's Champion, the strongest trainer in the region, and people will see that Plasma is there to help them.

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#i love that girl cause she looks cold but is unhinged inside her heart (but still in that calm aristocratic manner idk how to explain)#like i think she feels so much but doesnt want show that vulnerable side cause it can be exploited from ppl around her#yahiko's death destroyed her so she is fanatic when it comes to nagato being a god cause she needs something to believe in#“everything happens for a reason” type of vibe so maybe she thinks nagato's ascension happened because yahiko died#and amegakure will surely flourish after this chain of events happened because its all in gods plan#i have no idea if im making sense idk#but her playing the role of a guardian angel keeps her going she needs purpose in life#this also makes naruto a dickhead cause he promised to help ame but in boruto its still a shit hole#straight up gaslighted her she died for nothing and now im getting pissed :)))))#konan#also yh kisame is literally the only sane one hahahah that man was built different

marry me actually

sick of konan being written as the only sane one in the akatsuki. the lady thinks her bestie is an actual deity and she somehow found the time and energy to make six hundred billion bombs for the purpose of killing a single guy who helped kickstart her terrorist organization bc she thinks he's a bit sus

the only sane one is kisame

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Enies lobby

Mind you i was writting this going through grief, a pnemonia during the second year of the covid.

hmm what was that noise ... arg! you groaned

-luffy who is this? Nami looked startled

- "Hmm?" Looking to the side and seeing a being with a boar's head "I have no idea!"

"Don't say that with idiotic confidence" - they hit the captain in the head with a karate chop motion

"Um? Where am I? Why am I on a train?"

" HAVE YOU ONLY REALIZED IT NOW! ?? AFTER EVERYTHING WE HAVE BEEN GOING TO?"

-Been through what?

"A AQUA LAGUNA !!"

-Aqua lagoon?

"THAT MONSTRUOUS STORM THAT ALMOST KILLED US!"

"Oh I got dizzy with so many movements and ended up sleeping when I sat in the corner."

"... eh?"

"But other than that, where are we going in such a hurry?"

"TO ENNIES LOBBY !!"

"Um, why? Are you going to have a party?"

"Hie (no). LET'S SAVE OUR FRIEND! SHE WAS TAKEN BY THE PIGEON MAN!"- Luffy shouted

"Pigeon man?"

"Yes, he was very strong and we were unable to do anything at the time, and Robin had to sacrifice himself! So we are going to bring her back."

With your mind on the effect of alcohol you get emotional easily. -UUUUAAAAUUUUU 😭😭😭😭

Everyone was startled by your reaction. "That's a BEAUTIFUL GUY !!!!  THAT'S BEAUTIFUL !! 😩😍 LET'S SAVE THE ROBIN YOU WHORES!  Hahahah" You let out a maniacal laugh

"FIRST OF ALL!! Who are you?"

"Me?  You can call me Y / N SAMA!  I WILL HELP YOU IN ROBIN'S RESCUE !!"

"REALLY!?"  - A reindeer asked coming out from behind the zoro

"Serious!  LET'S END THE PIGEON MAN !!!  HOW HE DARE TO TAKE HIS COMPANION !!  ARE YOU READY MEN TO SEND THESE HOES BACK TO THE SEWERS ???"  -Your frenzines touched others who were more motivated to send enies lobby through the air

As soon as the train landed on land, you ran out towards the tower like crazy!  Well, a boar-headed woman running screaming and sending everyone flying like a bowling ball through the air. No sailor was able to block his path, it looked like they were trying to stop a train.  You scared them too much, with your laugh and Java's head.

-AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA DOKE DOKE DOKE IIIHHHUUUUU.  RONIN !!!  WE ARE GOING TO RELEASE IT FROM THE PIGEON MAN !!!

- Apparently we got an incredible ally.  - Nami spoke seeing the path that you opened just running

-M-m-monster !!

-How did she manage to do that?

-Who cares!  She's on our side!

-Yea.  Thank God.

-Mellorin!  - a cook admired his form running

Meanwhile in the tower of justice

Franky using the excuse that he was going to blow himself up took the robin with his legs and used the coup boo to escape, however they stopped on the balcony.

-Hey are you okay?  - franky asked robin "If I had one more soda we would cross with the Coup de Vent. But that's okay, the straw hat is here. Come on, yell at him."

-Damn he deceived us! -Principal!! -Franky and Nico Robin escaped and are on the balcony "Idiots! What are you waiting for?! Go there and get them !!"  If they run away, I'll kill you!

-OIII ROBIN !!!  Glad you're here !!

-Ruffy

-YOSHI!  Wait, ROBIN !! It's a bit far but I'll try- Luffy ran to stretch

Gomu Gomu no ...

"WAIT! I already told you several times that I'm not going back with you!"  GO AWAY!  I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY OF YOU ANYMORE!  WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SAVE ME ?!

'Why did you come to save me?  I never wanted that! '

-When did I ask SEE to save ?!  - Robin was breathless with nervousness and with all those screams -I JUST WANT TO DIE!

Spadam started to applaud, never imagining he was seeing something like that.

-What are you doing?  - franky asked pissed -They risked their lives coming here!  Is that you

-They who wanted to come ... - Robin replied

-WHAT TO! ... - franky received a poke on Kaku's face

-It's in front of me -ahahahahah!  Kaku you are warm, huh?  It must be the weird fruit you ate. -Don't talk nonsense, I actually liked it. -oh, so the straw hat came alone? -yoiyoi notwithstanding he was alone, he made his way over here! -True, he even defeated Blueno. -I think his 5 years as a bartender left him rusty -Is that really it? -I just know he lost.chapapa

-How nice to see you CP9!  But wait a minute. The straw hat gang is in an internal fight.  Let's sit and enjoy the show.  Ahahaha is very good.

Meanwhile, the gang was scattered trying to get to where Luffy was.

-Do you want to die?

-Yea!

-Director, I can't finish them and put an end to this ?! -Wait.  He did many things for the sake of that rescue.  And now, at the very end, the hostage is denying the captain's help.

-Robin do you want to die?

-aaahahaha!  He's screaming!  I wish I could look at his face!  - Spadam hoped the captain was going to be desperate, but he was looking confused and taking a snot out of his nose -He's poking his nose !!

-I, Robin, we've come this far.

At that very moment, the ceiling burst with a tornado that hurled Nami and chopper.

-We'll save you.

Nami landed perfect, Chopper stuck his head poor guy.

-If after that you still want to die, then that's fine.

-Are you okay chopper? -Yes I am!  But what was that? -I don't know, but I have a suspicion.

At that moment the kelp came out of the hole it caused. - I should have done this from the beginning.

-ZORO !!  IT HAD TO BE YOU !! PEOPLE JUST TAKEN P IMPACT, BUT IF IT WAS THE BANG EVEN, I WOULD DIE!

The cook also arrived on time, opening the nozzle on the roof!  -I bet I was the 1st to arrive.  Now, get Robin-Chan.  I'm going to save her and ... seaweed!  SEAWEED HEAD!  HOW DID YOU GET BEFORE ME ?!

-Hey!  You took too long! -outtoto!  Look who's talking!

Sogeking flew by screaming after being thrown by the giants.

-He's flying! -What he is doing? -And how will it land?

"It's one after the other." Lucci commented impressed and annoyed "Each one in his time ..." the pink monk said

You being you, stole two swords and started to climb the building like a spider? more like a wolverine, reaching the end you gave a double mortal and fell on your knees.

-Ahahahahahah !!!  MAITEIROU ROBIN !!  Y // N SAMA IS HERE TO SAVE YOU !!!

-It seems they have one more that I don't know now.  A very strange one. (Have I mentioned that you’re wearing a boar’s head?)

You arrived at the time that Sogeking was going to crash on the floor but fell into your arms.

-Huh?  Dare ga omaiwa?  (Who are you) -I-I'm saved.  - Sogeking spoke relieved 🥲😅

-We must admire them, for having arrived here despite being our rivals. -How many pirates!

-Please Robin.  I don't care if you want to die.  Say it when you're on our side!

-That's right, Robin! -Back, Robin!

If she had been holding back tears before, now they were finally falling.

- Bearing in mind that they passed by the Aqua lagoon, they are very impressive. -It was pure luck! - This time we are allowed to kill them. -We have no choice but to fight seriously.

Franky's gang was fighting tooth and nail to get the bridge down right now.

-Ahahahaha, stupid pirates !!  Did you realize now that your actions have not changed at all ?!  They didn't change the strength of my big CP9!  Not even the weight of the impassable Gate of Justice!  Much less my power to summon an Oder of annihilation with that golden denden mushi!

-Buster Call ?!  - Only that sentence caused a deep despair in Robin

-That's right.  Just like 20 years ago, when we reduced the island of Nico Robin to dust.

-NO!  EVERYTHING BUT THAT!

-What a reaction!  What it was?  You want me to press that button and start annihilation, huh?

-Do you know what happens if you press that button?

-Yea.  The chances of pirates escaping from here are 0!  All this by squeezing it!

-It is not that simple!

-Why don't we push to find out then?  -Spadam scoffed as he put his finger close to the button

-STOP IT!!

-How much insolence.

-You said Ohara disappeared from the map.  Do you see someone talking about her on the map?  How can you do something so horrible?  Is this how you see the world?  The Buster call is pure evil.  -Robin dropped to his knees - It should never be used.  Never!  And now the order is about to be used here ... and you will all be wiped out.

-What are you talking about?  Do you really think that friendly fire will catch me?  You do not know anything!

- They took everything from me 20 years ago.  The lives of so many people are over, all with an attack, the buster call.  And now it will happen again, right in my irresponsible companions. The more I want to be with you, the more my destiny puts you in danger!  No matter how far I go, I can't escape an enemy like that!  NOT WHEN MY ENEMY IS THE WORLD ITSELF, FULL OF DARKNESS.  1st Aokiji and now that.  It is the 2nd time that I put you in danger, if it continues like this, however cool you may be ... sometime you will see me as a hindrance!  Then will betray me and throw it away! I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO FEAR ME MORE THAN THAT!  THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SAVE ME!  IF IT IS TO BE PLAYED OUT, THEN I PREFER TO DIE HERE!

-Then that's it.

Ahahahaha!  THAT'S RIGHT!  NOBODY IS DONKEY TO GET VICE AND DOESN'T SEE A PROBLEM!  LOOK AT THAT SYMBOL, PIRATES! "He pointed to the flag at the top" That mark represents the union of more than 170 participating nations located across all 4 oceans, as well as the grand line.THIS IS THE WORLD !! "

"Did you realize how insignificant there you are in comparison? Can you imagine how many big organizations are looking for this woman?"

"I understood who Robin.Sogeking's enemies are ..." Luffy said without taking his eye off the enemy "Shoot that flag"

"Understood. This is my newest design, a giant slingshot. YOUR name is Kabuto! Behold your power!"

Hisatsu fire bird star!

"It can not be.."

"All done."

"He did it now!"

"Do they know what it means to destroy that symbol?"

"THOSE PIRATES HAVE JUST STATED WAR AGAINST THE WORLD GOVERNMENT!"

"ARE YOU PLAYING WITH ME? DO YOU THINK YOU CAN OPPOSE AGAINST THE WHOLE WORLD AND GET OUT ALIVE?"

"WANNA BET???!!!!"

Spadam cried out in pure distraugh from the balcony

"Robin! I need to hear this from you! SAY YOU WANT TO LIVE !!"

"Robin ..."

'To live ..' tears started streaming down the brunette's face 'I thought even wishing this was wrong.'

'Nobody ever accepted me!'

"The ocean is vast Robin, I am sure that one day, you will undoubtedly meet companions who will protect you!"

'"Believe in Luffy!"

'If, even for a moment ... I can express my desire ... then I ...'

"I WANT TO LIVE !! TAKE ME BACK TO THE SEA WITH YOU !!"

"Aaaaagggghh !!! I love you guys, damn it!"  The cyborg burst into tears.

"YOU CAN COUNT WITH ME ROBIIINNN !!! I WILL KICK THE ASS OF ANYONE WHO HAS TOUCHED EVEN THE TIP YOUR HAIR !!"  - You screamed

-LETS GO!  - The bridge started to descend, before Robin was taken Franky decided to burn the pluton plants!  Saying that he was betting that the straw hat pack would protect Robin from the government!  And she had no intention of reviving any ancestral weapons!  Spadam was so pissed that he pushed franky off the balcony, just in time that Luffy forced everyone to jump with him to catch a ride on the Rocketman, luckily they all got to the express in time.

However, they knocked hard on the gate. By a miracle everyone is alive.

-THAT'S A RRIDE !!  Thanks, monster granny!  Guys get up soon!  We don't have time to be silly!

-We are not rubber.  Humans don't look good after one of THAT beats!

-everyone great!

-You are also freaks!  But it's just a way of saying it!

- Look at a ladder over there.  Let's go find Robin soon!

-Stop!  Cahappa ... we suffered an attack but Nico Robin is no longer in that room. Lucci has already taken her to the gate of Justice.  Ah, the director went along.

-Ah, that's good!  Thanks for warning me.

-chappapa, I said too much.

-Strange guy.

-All right, but I'm not going to tell you how to get there.  We have orders to eliminate them.  Unless we defeat, they will never save Nico Robin.

-I know!  That was already in the plans! -chappapa you have a lot of courage!  But I have one more thing to tell you. -what?  Spit it out! -thanks.- he took a key from his jacket- look at this.  It is the key to Nico Robin's sea stone handcuffs. -So that's why Robin didn't fight back.  She is very strong. -Under normal conditions, they would find it difficult to fight against it. -Even if they manage to rescue it, sea stone is hard as diamond.  She'll be with the handcuffs forever. -chapappa said too much.  If you want to go straight after her, you can go, like a boar's head. -Huh? -Ah !!! ??  THAT PERSON WAS ALREADY !! -WHAT FAST !! -Another hot head. -Well now we have someone on Robin's tail.

You took off in front as soon as you recovered from the crash.  Using your sense of smell and perception you started to run in a straight line, no matter what was on the way.

The mission was to save Robin from the pigeon man!

Luffy was going around and around the tower.  You breaking the walls until you find Robin's presence.  The girl and the rabbit found a secret passage.

Zoro and the square Ussop ended up falling in the room below where Sogeking and the evil wolf were.

-shit wanted to end up in hybrid form but I became a complete giraffe!

-A SPEAKING GIRAFFE FALLING FROM THE ROOF ?!

-KAKU, but what a cool power you got! The wolf akuma no mi user laughed

-A wolf?!  What is this thing?

The wolf started laughing non-stop at the user of the giraffe fruit.  K The two users started to argue in the middle of the fight.

Kaku resolving to fight seriously became the hybrid form, which earned him more laughter and offense for being a square giraffe.

It was so bizarre the way it made the King of Snipers miss something and hit Zoro-kun's hand.

Not supporting anymore, Kaku decided to show what he is capable of.  Staying in a break position he started to roll his neck, getting faster and faster until he launched a blow, which cut the tower.  To avoid the blow Zoro ended up throwing himself at Sogeking getting both trapped by the handcuffs.

Chopper, who bumped into them both, was given the duty to find the key to that handcuff.

Chimney and the rabbit were unraveling all the passages in the tower, showing up in every possible place.

Nami was running away from the guy with cherry hair, but ended up being saved by a chopper who heard her screams.

Sanji was trying to fight the CP9 woman, but his chivalry wouldn't let him and he ended up becoming soap falling almost on top of the 2 who ran away.

Nami, seeing the situation, decided to fight with the soap woman.

Chimney ended up having to rescue the captain who was drowning 2x.  She ended up showing the way through the underground tunnel.

You arrived just when the captain was going to blow the door up.

"Ohhohoho WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU REACHED ME! GET AWAY FROM THE GREAT Y // N SAMA IS HERE TO END THE PIGEON FACE RACE!"

"NANDATOU?!?! THE PIGEON GUY IS MY !! END ANOTHER PERSON !!"

"THERE IS NOBODY AT MY LEVEL IN THIS TOWER !! I CAME HERE TO BURN WITH THE FACE OF THIS DISSONER!"

"HE IS MINE!!"

"Isn't it better who comes first to fight him !?"  Chimney asked

"..."

"..."

Both looked at each other, understanding this as a dispute for who would end the pigeon guy first.

Luffy used the gear third and destroyed the door, but ended up becoming a child.

"EEEEEHHHH?!?!? Why are you tiny ?!"

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT RIDICULALLY SHAPE STRAW HAT !!"

"Do not mess with me !!"

You and the captain were in a race dispute, where you were 200 m ahead of him because he was in small form.

-AHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!  IKOIKOIKO !!!  LET'S GO SOON HULK !!

-It's LUFFY!  Curse!

Zoro was using Sogeking as a sword to fight with users.

Franky and the guy with the zipper in his mouth fought most of the time boxing, both cursing each other.  But after he drank Cola he gave a power up and they both fell into the falls.

Chopper ended up having to use rumble ball doping to defeat the hairy one.  Doping this time turned him into a mega monster.  This shape was so strong that the opponent was no match, however, he totally lost his mind destroying everything around him.

Robin was still being dragged through the underground tunnels.

"Do you really think the straw hat is coming to save you? You fool!"  Do you really trust those stupid pirates ?!  The noise from before must have been my imagination. They never made it this far.  You can dream all you want.  We are almost at the gate of justice.  As soon as the gate closes, there is no hope.  Ahahahahah.  Let's go

-GRRRRHHHHHBAAAA !!!!  ROBINNN !!!!

-ROOOOBIIIINNN !!!!!

-What was this?  THOSE VOICES?!?

-Director, take Nico Robin and go ahead.

Luffy beat him in the race because at the last minute he used gear second and went through the door.

-Here is much wider !!  Ahh!  FIND YOU, YOU PIGEON !!

-NOOO !!!!!  HOW COULD I LOSE !!!  - you went into depression for losing your prey to the straw hat

-Congratulations for getting here with straw hat, and ... wild boar woman.

-Drogaaaahh !!  - Her depressive aura was increasing making her stay in a fetal position embracing her swords.

Spadam became impatient and started demanding explanations as to why there was a pirate in the underground.  Only he got the wrong Denden mushi, just what triggered the destruction order.

-It's the Golden Communicator Snail!

-Damn it!  This is the communicating snail!  How could I be so careless?  I hit the golden button right away ... I issued the buster call!  - This message was accidentally transmitted throughout the Enies Lobby.

-Idiot!  Cancel it immediately, or it will cause a disaster!

-What do you mean, cancel?  Hey Hey!  Who do you think you're talking to?  The call for destruction is incredible!  So what did I issue?  That's right ... everything is fine.  I am the director of Cipher Pol 9. To deliver it to the government more easily, I issued the order!  I see no problem with that!  Whatever happens here, in the end, we will be able to annihilate the pirates.

-TOLICE!  I told you it won't end like this, didn't I?  This attack is completely inhuman!  The Attack will incinerate the entire Enies Lobby!  Buildings, people ... even the island itself!  It's a hell of fire that sacrifices everything to achieve your goal!  You don't know what happened in Ohara, 20 years ago ...

-All right.  This just proves how important this issue is to the government.  Now that that useless cutty flam has burned our plans, its existence is the only clue to ancient weapons.  A military power that can turn the world upside down is at stake.  To increase the chances of killing the imbeciles who came to save her, even if thousands of soldiers die, it is a necessary sacrifice to achieve a glorious future!  And my promotion is also at stake.

-That's how you deal with human lives ?!

-Don't forget that cp9 is a government organization.  If there are deaths that can save a thousand lives, let's kill 100 without hesitation.  Lack of piety is an essential attribute of authentic justice!  Furthermore, these incompetent soldiers did not prevent the pirates from invading.  They better die soon!  Uwahahaaha

-The cellular communicator snail was on.

"Ah! HELP! EVERYONE HEARD WHAT I SAID?"  ... S-So, my name is Luffy from the straw hat.

-AS IF!!!!

-EVERYONE ON THE ISLAND RUN!! IF THEY STAY THEY WILL NOT SURVIVE !!!

-That's none of your business !!  - Spadam punched Robin in the face that made her roll down the stairs

Panic set in on the island, all agents and sailors panicked and were running full speed to leave the island so as not to be caught in the attack.

-Did you hear that?

-Yes ... they will send this island to the land of the feet together.  And I also heard ... a scream of pain from Robin.  UNLAWFUL UWAAAAAGGGHHH !!!!  I WILL END THIS FACE !!

- Yea!  Please go ahead!

You started running towards the door, but the pigeon guy used soru and appeared in front of you giving you a blow and burying it in the wall!

-BOAR!  Hi your opponent is me !!  -Luffy advanced towards Lucci trying to hit a kick that was saved, as soon as his foot returned to the ground he punched the leopard in the stomach.  But it did not have much effect both started to exchange the same type of blows.  Until they are both hurled by the powers of their own punches

-CURSE!!  HOW DARE TO STAY IN THE PATH OF THE GREAT Y / N SAMA !!  DIRTY PIGEON!  COME AND HEADBUTT ME !  COME GIVE ME A FIGHT !!

- You really have no class, a woman talking like that is not pretty!

-Aarrghhh!  Go shit!  Who cares how I speak!  I speak the way I want you little shit!  Don't get in my way!  I'm going to save Robin!

-You will never leave this place!

-No ... I will reach it, yes!  Boar!  Go ahead!  I take care of this guy!  This time I will fight with everything!

-OK!!  ALREADY UNDERSTOOD!!  - you prepared yourself this time by taking impulse and strengthening your legs.  As soon as the pussy appeared in front of you again, you headbanged with taste.  The one you feel in the bone.  The head was so strong that the kitten's forehead began to bleed.

-Take that sucker !!  SUCK MY DICK !!  -You used your version of soru and went through both.

Lucci used soru and was about to attack your back if it weren't for Luffy attacking him first.

Nami managed to escape the agent's attacks thanks to the chopper's bersek shape, which moored the bedroom bathtub, making everything get wet.  The bathtub ended up falling on the top floor where sanji was, who returned to normal, ready to put some capoeira blow on a wolf there.

Using the mirages created by the attack climate Nami managed to defeat the oxygenated blonde.

Chopper ended up being thrown into the sea to be controlled in his demonic form.  But thanks to Nami, zoro and Sogeking were free of each other now.

In the meantime, you were running towards Robin, not stopping for a second.  She was already on the bridge of the gate of justice, desperate, struggling, trying to get as far away from that hell gate as possible!

Somehow all members with a key have been defeated.  And now the straw hats were running towards the gate of justice trying to reach the hostage.

The Franky family members were escaping with the help of the giants.

-As soon as you pass through that gate, you will feel like you are crossing the passage from paradise to hell. And it will be at that time that I will enter history!  I really feel sorry for you ... but there's no way.  There is no reason for you to continue to exist.

Robin tried to run away again, but Spadam immobilized her, though she bit the edge of the bridge.

-Vice are you holding with your teeth?  What a bitch, this bitch doesn't know when to give up!  Vice is so greedy as to be pathetic!  You can't even bring happiness to others by dying!

Boomm

You triggered the bomb that was on the bottom step.  The bomb ended up hurling you into the sea.

-What was this ?!  It does not matter!  Let's go!  - the director dragged Robin with a rope, but before he could take another step beyond the gate, he and the other soldiers were hit by none other than OUR HERO SOGEKING.

Robin took advantage of that moment to flee again.  But the soldiers aimed their weapons at it and fired.

However franky was there to protect her with his metal body.

-_ I'm fine, since I'm made of steel.

Franky managed to free Robin with the keys that Sogeking sent.

-HOW CAN BE?!  ARE THE TRUE ?!  But ... does that mean ... did you defeat all the members of cp9 ??  IT CAN NOT BE!  You probably stole and ran away!

Before the sailors could do anything, you acted.

- SHINE !! Making an x with your swords you cut the air, sending a gust of wind cutting through all enemies.

-Hey!  Human trash!  - you spoke looking at the director

-hiiiiiiii !! m-m-monster !!

-You have a lot of courage to do these things with Robin san!  What are you going to do to apologize like a worm, huh?  If you kneel it is best to stay 1 cm above the ground so as not to hurt any ants with your poor excuse for being human.

-Cruel!  You're a devil!?

-Yea!  I am the demon that will take you to hell.

-hiiii !!!!

-I said I would make mincemeat of anyone who touched a finger on Robin.  And it seems that you had the audacity to not only touch but also to hurt her emotionally.  Unforgiven.

You walked over to the director who started to crawl away from you.

Before you could end the warden's race.  You looked where you felt an attack coming from.

Buster call had started.

-Franky, Robin-chan, we're fine.  Let's get out of here. -Thank God. - Can you fight yet? -Yes No problems.

Spadam took the chance to hide behind the rest of the sailors who escaped his attack and those who were arriving.

-Hi, where are you going worm?  - you followed

Buster call started to destroy the city, and with that it was the cue for the sailors to reach the foot of the bridge, abandoning the director.

-HI WHERE ARE YOU GOING ?!  SEE THE SHIPS ARE IGNORING THE BRIDGE!  THAT'S WHY I'M HERE !!  Ahaahahah

Robin fell to the ground memories of the old attack resurfaced bringing a panic attack.

you ran up to her, kneeling down at her level.  -Oii Robin, are you hurt?  Did a bullet hit you?  Hey!!  You are shaking !!  Are you cold?  - You hugged the brunette, bringing her head up to her chest, covering the brunette's ears by covering her head with her strong arms.

-She is having a panic attack !!  Probably bad memories of the old attack !!

-Damn you!  How dare you do that to Robin.  - Vice was about to get up and attack the director again, but the brunette held on to you like a koala, as if her life depended on it.

-Come on, give me Nico Robin!  If you hand me over, I can forgive you for your crimes.

-ah?  Are you really dying is not trash?

Franky sent his steel punch in the face of Spadam.

-Heh!  WELL DONE!  VERY GOOD MAN IN SUNGA !!

-Keep that shit mouth shut!

Spadam decided to throw his elephant sword in his direction, which was now being immobilized by Robin.

You threw yourself to the side, still holding the brunette in your arms, while the cyborg held the sword.

-I never imagined that day would come.  I wanted to save Tom-aan, regardless of the consequences.  People spoke of the impenetrability of Enies Lobby, how powerful the world government is.  The straw hats ignored all of this and moved on.  All to save the only Nakama, each fought without hesitation. It's incredible.  To this day, I have not been able to forget Tom-san's death.  I wish I could have punched that agent in the face ... until she

-IDIOT!!  WAIT A SECOND!

-DOWN !!  - franky threw the elephant back, crushing the director.  - Thanks to the straw hats I was finally able to.

-As long as I can do something to help the straw hats I will do it.  - franky started to strafe and use the bazokas on sailors

It seems that Robin stopped shaking.  - this is different from Ohara!  I have nothing to be afraid of. I'm not alone anymore!

-WELL SAID ROBIN !!  I WILL BREAK ANYONE WHO STAYS IN ROBIN'S PATH OF FREEDOM!  -As soon as she left her arms you stood up ready to attack

-And y / n ...

-What?

-Thank you for coming to help and protect me.

-YOUR WELCOME!  All for a friend!  THOUGH I NOT YOUR FRIEND!  YOUR FRIENDSHIP TIES RESONATED DEEP IN ME!  THEN I WILL PROTECT THEM !!  YOU CAN count on Y // N SAMA !!

-ahahaa!  You are certainly unique.

You, Franky and Robin, stole a ship, expelling all sailors on board.

-AHAHAHAHAH TAKE THIS YOUR SHIT !!

-It was bad but we are taking this ship.

Suddenly a sea lion, sorry an elderly mermaid jumps out of the water holding the remaining members of the straw hats!

- WHAT MONATER IS THAT?!?

Then the members passed out from the shock in the tunnels when Grandma became a mermaid.

-So you are the companion they came to save.

-Put an old gaga's clothes on !!

-I laughed when he said he was going to be the Pirate King.  but, it looks like he will make it.

When they regained consciousness, everyone was shocked and denied that Grandma was a mermaid.  Sanji practically went into depression.

-Year, don't be sad, cook san!

-As soon as he looked whose voice was the lady who came to console him.  He came across a scary Boar face.

- iihhh !!!  Ah, miss y / n what a scare!  I'm glad you're safe!

-ROBIINN !!  - Chopper and Nami threw themselves into the brunette practically and in tears - I am so happy that we managed to save you, Robin.  You're fine, aren't you?

-Yes, thanks to you.  Thanks

-Do not worry about it.  - chopper ended up falling, unable to move anymore

Zoro left the ship and went to the bridge, and came across a sea of fire that was on the island.

Apparently the navy still wanted Nico Robin alive, so they would come and get her after decimating the island.  And Luffy was still fighting the pigeon guy.

Reporting from the north-northwest main gate ... all the sailors and agents got on board.  We also located 50 pirates trying to escape near the main gate.

-the zambai and the others!  I said I didn't have to worry about them!  They managed to escape in a good way.

After our attack, nothing was left. All dead.  In the current state of the island, survival is impossible.  Number of survivors in Enies lobby: zero.

This is the report from ship 2 from the south sulfate court to the tower of justice, as well as the underwater tunnel that connects the tower to the bridge, everything is destroyed.  The only remaining target is the Hesitation bridge.

-Those guys... -The guys from Galley her too? -Personal...! -Can people really die like that ..? -you can't see people on a map.  They are simply sweeping the island from all the maps.  This is the buster call

The battle ships went into battle formation near the bridge where Luffy was fighting the leopard.

- They're coming to get Robin.

-We won't let you!

-Ahahahahahah COME TO DIRTY DICK !!  I WILL CUT ALL OF YOU !!  ONE BEHIND THE OTHER came to steal my prey!  BUT NOW I CAN FIGHT FREELY AGAINST EACH OF YOU !!  THIS IS AMAZING!!  AHAHAHAHA

-Aaaahhhh (imagine the voice of tiktok) the woman with the boar's head is freaking out .... Huh!  Hi look there !!

-LUFFYY !!  Everyone arrives at the bridge safe and sound!  We are all fine!

-We also saved Robin-chan !!

-Ends up with the disgraced pigeon face !!!  I DIDN'T LEAVE HIM FOR YOU TO LOSE TO HIM !!  THEN SEND HIM THROUGH THE ARES

-STOP IT LUFFY!

-And LET'S GO BACK TOGETHER!

All men prepare for battle!  They go!

-Stop if you show up and attack right away! - This is going to be fun! - This is going to be a massacre!  - you flexed your muscles -We need to stop them no matter what!  We will hold them until Ruffy arrives! -we need to get off the ship!  If it is damaged, we will not be able to escape! -You won't get me again! -I can not move!

Commanding lieutenants and minor ranks, stay behind.  Captains and commanders, the 200 elite fighters, get this over with quickly.

Recapture Nico Robin!

The fighters went down!

Franky was machine-gunning anyone who came close. Zoro was cutting off everyone he saw. Sogeking was shooting at the officers. Robin was breaking his neck and distracting the sailors for Nami to use the climatact. You ... angel, let go of the beast.  All of his energy has been released now.

All of your energy has been released now.  Because you have been unable to fight with any agent, you are overflowing with energy and the desire to fight.  So ... let's say you really scared the sailors with your contortion.

-Take that!  - a sailor shot her in the heart making her kneel

-BOAR!!

-What did you think about this pirate ?!

You got up slowly and looked at the sailor who hit you in the middle of this mess.

-Is she up ?! -How is this possible?!?  I'm sure I hit the heart !!

-AHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!  I CAN MOVE MY INTERNAL ORGANS AS WU WANTS SUCKERS!  Look at this.

We can say that the sailors were terrified is a fact.

Meanwhile Luffy it’s fighting -LUFFY !!! LUFFY !!!  WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?

-Ussop ...!?  You are here!!!

-haa haaa ... DON'T GET ME WRONG !!!  I ONLY came TO FREE ROBIN !!  IT'S NOT LIKE I COME HERE TO SEE YOU! EI YOU, the cat leader of cp9 !!  I will be your opponent !!!  Come and get me !!

-ahh ?! not!!!

-I will come back here !!

-I don't have time to lose with someone who has already been defeated.

-Okay, come here !!  Cat leader!  I will defeat you !!

- YOU'RE A IDIOT FOR THAT !!!  YOU WILL BE KILLED!

-SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!  What can a half-dead man do?

-I'm going to finish him off!

- THEN STAND UP!  DON'T LIKE YOURE GOING TO DIE !!  IT'S NOT YOUR WAY!  EVEN IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF SMOKE, WE CAN STILL SEE THE SKY.  We CAN STILL SEE THE OCEAN!  HERE IS NOT HELL, DON'T AHAJA LIKE YOU WERE TO DIE !!!

-I ... know .... haa ... this is not hell !!!

"WIN AND WE'LL ALL GO BROTHERS TOGETHER, LUFFY !!"

"YOU'RE RIGHT!"  The steam intensified in the body of the rubber

"So you can still move."  Lucci spoke

"I never said I lost."

The pussy appeared on the captain's side ready to send the cannon hit with his hands

"You are not going to hit me again-" The kitten's tail curled around the captain's waist, pinning it in place

Saidairi ... ROKUOUGAN!

A current of air simulating the force of a cannon hit the captain's torso, making him spit blood!

Luffy staggered, staggered and staggered ... but he was still on his feet.  When he was about to fall and lose consciousness, he still managed to stand and scream to regain consciousness.

Lucci looked back, already tired of this rubber.

'It won't be long before you regret having a woman as dangerous as she is with you!'

Gomu Gomu no ...

'Robin plans to die for us!'

Tekai

'Are you kidding me ?!  Don't think that you can oppose the whole world and come out alive! "

'I am going to hunt down that woman who opposed world government to the ends of the earth!'

'I WANT TO LIVE!'

... Jet GATLING

With all the flashbacks showing up powering your strength.  Little by little punches from him were sending the leopard away until he sent him to the whore who gave birth breaking the tower wall.

"It's over ... that's good ... WE ARE GOING AWAY TOGETHER !! ROOBIINN!"

Announcing to all warships ... mr.  Rob Lucci of cp9 has just been defeated by the straw hat pirate ...

- It worried me for a moment!

The folks at galley-la survived thanks to Paulie's network.

The bridge was destroyed, the members of the straw hat were cornered!

Suddenly Ussop started to hear a voice calling him, looking down he could see.

"JUMP IN THE OCEAN !!"  Ussop screamed from the bottom of his soul

4 seconds

"TO THE OCEAN !?"

"ROBIN, can you throw Luffy overboard?"

"Leave it to me!"

"Idiot! Are you trying to kill yourself?! There is no way it can help us with anything!"  - Zoro said cutting off the sailors who kept coming

3!

"We'll be fine ... He came to save us! We still have another Nakama!"

two!

"Chopper, did you see?

"I SAW!"

Cien fleur

Arms appeared from under the captain and rolled him to the edge of the tower.

1!

"Robin?"

"TO THE OCEAN!"  The cook shouted

"To the sea!"

"THE SEA!!"

"FOLLOW LUFFY!"

"They go!"

All straw hats plus grandma and child jumped off the bridge

"THOSE PIRATES ARE JUMPING IN THE SEA!"

"Idiots! There's no way to escape if they jump out of there. Did they lose their minds ?!"

Fire 🔥🔥

Cannons started firing

"Back to the ocean of adventures!"

"BACK TO MERRY !!"

"MEERRYYY !!!"

'I came to get them'

-Merry is alive !!

-It's merry !!  I love merry!

-I can't believe this ship has already been dropped at sea!

-Who guided you here?

-That's not important, now we need to get out of here!

-Bhaa !!  That was close.  I thought I would be killed by those ships !!  Hey Robin you saved me thanks- Robin sprouted hands to keep you from talking any more.

-People ... thank you!

-Do not worry about it!  Shihihi!

Going merry managed to escape the clutches of the buster call, thanks to the sanji who closed the gates, activating the chains.

- Ussop is not here!  Do you know where he is?

-Don't worry he came back 1st with a ship!

-Eh, why?  This ship is now his!

"-Hello, where's the boar head woman ?"

"Huh?"

"Now that you mention it ... she is nowhere to be found !!"

"Robin, did you see her? She went to save you with Frankly."

"I saw it. She was fighting on our side, she told us to go ahead while she fought with the rest of the sailors."

"Now that you say none of the ships have come after us!"

"Masaka ... she stayed behind ... she ... took care of the ships ... for us."  - the Muguiwaras started to cry "for people she didn't even know ... damn."

"She was scary but deep down she was a good person! Bluhaaa" chopper broke down in tears

"I can't believe I left a lady behind!"  The coyheiro joined him

The muguiwara cried and thanked him for his sacrifice!  They cried even more when they had to say goodbye to Merry.  As soon as they found the Galelya people, the bow that held the front of the ship broke.  Luffy begged the staff to fix the merry, but the iceberg had already done that and said he was witnessing a miracle but there was a limit for miracles, it was better to let the ship rest.

Everyone left the ship, it was up to the captain to say goodbye, as soon as they set fire to the ship, snow started to fall, memories of the ship passed through the minds of each of the straw hats, who cried apologizing for not taking care of the right merry.  .

But merry was definitely happy.

[chuluoyi]

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Hi!

How's ur day?

Ur so right about LYK..the cheater role isn't for him. And that actress doing soomin also not it😭😷 please save me from this drama so disappointing BYE I wish there was someone else for soomin role 😭

I don't have any pets. I wish I had, though. I did have a dog around 8 -9 years ago, but we gave it away. It takes effort to take care of them. im still a student, so I don't have one. Besides, I'm living with my parents. I'll get a retriever and an orange cat🥹 when I start living on my own. Actually, I am scared of dogs.

Flashback to 5 years ago, I went out to get something from a local store, this dog they had was out. The dog kept barking at me (maybe because of my mask), and then it almost bite me. I was crying for my life. That shop owner just kept saying "shh shh." I was so pissed at him lol, but I just came home. I actually think animals hate me or something. There's some cows/ox on my way to college. I have to hold onto my dear life every time I pass them. One time, I got hit by one of those (thanks to my neighbor guy who saved me. It was embarrassing for me. The save was heroic, and I fell in love with him, my savior 😩jk) I took a different path one time when I saw a group of them standing, it felt like those bastards were waiting for me. I took like extra 5 kms to walk and to make the day worse, some guys(I hate) in my class made fun of me. The day is printed on my head!

I do keep attracting reptiles(hate em) and insects. Like snakes, all kinda lizards (they are ewww), skinks!

Story time 2:

2016/7, we used to live in a very foresty(I forgot the word) kind of area, the grass was tall as my dad (6 ft). Basically everything lived there. It's a place straight out of horror movies. Had to live there because of my parent's job there. One day, I was going to take my books from the shelf to study. This shitty huge ass skink jumped onto my lap. I didn't know it got there. IT WAS SO HUGE I didn't know they can get that big. Still gives me goosebumps and nausea. I seen too many snakes,centipedes and I'm not bothered by them atp. Oh and ants and other insects love me, they always kiss me on the lips[sarcasm] (istg they always bite my lips😭😭 I don't even know how they get there)

I had a spider as a pet. I loved it but someone killed it..probably they were scared of my baby.

That was long! We got diverted from the og path.

Do you have any pets?

cat anon!!🥹 i'm sorry for taking a long of time to reply, i just went back from my vacation and i prefer to answer long ask through my laptop :'))

my days are going okay lately! thank you for asking🥹 what about yours??

RIGHT?! omg maybe i'm biased but i still think he's best with comedic roles rather than serious... murder-y roles, like it doesn't suit his personality (or face) at all😭 HAHAHAH the way you scrapped it omg, and now i'm too because yeah... i can't take this farce any longer😭

ahhh i so relate!! my parents didn't allow pets because it'll take a lot to care for them and such, and my househelper isn't that reliable either so yeah, pets are banned in my house😭

omg... that's so scary😭 if i were you i'd be scared shitless too! that shopkeeper grrrrr why didn't he do anything to help🥲 cows?! okay... that's new... i never know that cows can be aggressive🥹 but isn't that sweet that your neighbor helped you out!? i'd swoon over being saved from cows too!!🥹 and experience like that would totally be printed in my head for as long as i live :')))

SNAKES JASDKA i know i hate them too they're scary and dangerous🥲 and insects! i think i also have this magnet for attracting roaches... ew i hate them so much, they look so dirty and what's more... can fly?! i was screaming my head off when i saw one flying over my head ajdsdsdas and centipedes... i'm so scared of them, is it true that they're poisonous?

the "everything lived there" took me out😭 omg cat anon, if i were to be put in your place, i'd do everything you were doing too ahahahah... but spider? i'm also scared of spiders too... (now that i think about it, there are many things i'm scared of lmao) i kind of admire you for having spider as a pet!🥹

pets that i had is limited to fishes and fishes only🥹 they are in an aquarium, you only need to sprinkle food and leave them🥹 they're peaceful and that's why my parents allowed me to have some...

[purplesurveys]

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Let's take a survey I first took exactly six years ago and compare my answers then to now because that will totally not make me squirm!

What would you do if you found out you were pregnant right now? 2017: Mostly be confused as I’ve never had sex with a guy, let alone be alone with one…and just hope my parents take my side. As for the baby, I want to think I’d fight for my right to keep it, but I never know how I’ll respond to something until it actually happens to me.

2023: Yeah, I see nothing much has changed. I think I'll spend most of the time fighting for the fact that I am not in fact pregnant.

What would you do if your cell phone was stolen? 2017: I think my anxiety would eventually lead me to cry. Everything important and every memory is in there, so it’s pretty much losing like a year of my life.

2023: I'd definitely be panicking but I'd fight the urge to cry so I can act smartly and ask every nearby establishment for help and review their CCTVs. Can't afford to lose my phone considering so many tidbits from both my personal and work lives are on there.

What would you do if your best friend told you they were gay? 2017: This has happened to me and when it did, I remember giving her a blank look and saying, “Okay.”

2023: I would thank them both for trusting me enough to tell me, but I imagine I'd be very inquisitive with Angela. Asking her how'd she find out, how she's feeling, how she plans to move forward with her current relationship and all.

What would you do if I told you God isn’t real? 2017: Shrug, I guess? I knew that already.

2023: I wouldn't do anything different from what my 19 year old self said.

What would you do if your religion was made illegal? 2017: I don’t belong to one.

2023: I still identify as atheist.

What would you do if your pet got hit by a car? 2017: Go after the perpetrator. I would be so, so furious.

2023: Yeah no I wouldn't let that motherfucker go. I don't need their money so I wouldn't even bother about that, but I wouldn't be hesitating to give them hell regardless of the outcome for my dog.

What would you do if the world ran out of chicken fingers? 2017: Fortunately I don’t often eat those so it won’t be much of a loss to me.

2023: I feel like this would be very concerning considering this implies a bigger shortage issue for chicken altogether. Chicken fingers themselves I wouldn't be too bothered by, but I'd be worried about the larger domino effects of, like, the whole world running out of chicken. Is this mindset what it's like to become older? Hahahah.

What would you do if you lost your job? 2017: Be sullen. Maybe tell Gab at once.

2023: A very small part of me would be at least a little relieved because hey, I'd take any door to step out of my current workplace lol. But it definitely wouldn't be without me fighting for certain rights and benefits, like severance pay and support while I look for a new job.

What would you do if your best friend got an abortion? 2017: Understand. Be there.

2023: Still the same things.

What would you do if your father left your mother? 2017: Difficult question to answer. I don’t have much of a relationship with either, so it’s hard to picture myself empathizing with them. I think I am more likely to reach out to my friends for support than communicate with my parents ever.

2023: Oof, how times have changed. I would be very pissed with my dad because that's totally blindsiding the rest of us. I'd demand why he's suddenly made such a decision, but as the eldest daughter I think I'd also simultaneously racking my brain for ways to see how I could help keep the family together.

I'm not affectionately close with my mom so I don't think I'd have the capacity to be...around her if she cries or whatnot, but I would be silently watching over her and being on her side.

What would you do if your little sister was bulimic? 2017: I would feel bad. But I know she’s also much closer to her friends, so I’ll let her be; although I would keep an eye on her in secret.

2023: Be on standby in case she needed any kind of support from me, financial or otherwise.

What would you do if you only had a month to live? 2017: First of all I’d be happy lol. Then I would spend every day with Gabie, and majority with Angela.

2023: Resign with immediate effect and spend my remaining days traveling to wherever and trying the things I've always wanted to do.

What would you do if you were failing math class? 2017: This has happened to me several times, not an unfamiliar concept. I remember not really caring…it was high school and nothing you do in high school will matter one bit as soon as you step out of it. I did cry about in junior year though, when I failed geometry; but that was the one time it got to me.

2023: Yeah, math and I had an extreme love-hate relationship in high school but the overarching thing about it is that I just didn't care at the end of the day. I was headed to journalism school and in my head it was just like, "What are they gonna do about my failed tests? Prevent me from marching on my graduation?" lol.

What would you do if aliens attacked? 2017: Approach them.

2023: LOL, so bold. I'd probably find a place to hide but also accept my fate.

What would you do if your favorite show was cancelled? 2017: I don’t have a favorite ongoing show, and my all-time favorite ended in 2013.

2023: Possibility of cancelation is exactly one of the reasons why I avoid starting a show while it is still ongoing, haha. I'd rather jump on a series knowing it has an actual finale because I can't deal with cliffhangers.

What would you do if you found out your parents were having another child? 2017: I think I’d be pretty excited. No but I’ll be super honest, I’ll be such a mom to them HAHAHAHA. I looooove kids.

2023: Be in shock considering my mom has had her whole uterus removed.

What would you do if your phone and internet were disconnected? 2017: Not uncommon in the Philippines, a country with one of the worst internet connections. I’d be moping around the house, and I’d be more likely to hang at a cafe since that’s where all the wi-fi’s at.

2023: Yikes. Even my phone? Idk dude. I'd probably turn on the TV cos there would 100% be a bigger service provider issue at play.

What would you do if your house burned down? 2017: Ugh I hate this question. I obviously won’t be happy, and I think my mom’s choice would be to move back temporarily to our old house with my cousins and grandmother.

2023: Grab the dogs and think of step two. In such a situation I can't afford to be just another crying/stressed face in the family.

What would you do if you got lost while on vacation in a foreign country? 2017: THRILLED AS FUCK–as long as I’m with Gab. Getting lost is always an adventure for us, and in this case we’ll depend on the kindness of strangers. It’s a completely different story if I’m alone and ended up lost.

2023: Rely on data to help bring me back to familiar territory. If even data is spotty, I won't really have a choice but to just depend on the kindness of strangers like what I said, but I'll also have to rely on my gut as well to determine something like that.

What would you do if you got drafted into the army? 2017: That doesn’t happen here. Army’s an option, and it’s your choice if you want to attend military school in college.

2023: Go to my lawyer aunt and see if there is anything I can do to reverse the decision.

What would you do if your favorite band broke up? 2017: Oh come the fuck on. Paramore has been giving me the will to live since god knows when, don’t do that to me.

2023: If either BTS or Paramore broke up, I would obviously be gutted but I think at this point I would also be extremely happy for them. It wouldn't have been an easy decision to make, and so if they ever get to that point it's likely because they're already content – and that's difficult to get upset by.

What would you do if your parents had set up an arranged marriage for you? 2017: Not agree to it. It’s not their life?

2023: Laugh and decline. If they're being adamant about it I imagine I would set out on my own to escape.

What would you do if you lost all your fingers? 2017: I’d be bummed, but make the most out of my hands.

2023: Realistically, I could end up depressed and I'd take a while to learn how to cope with the situation.

What would you do if you found out you were adopted?I 2017: I guess I’d be relieved that I don’t have the same blood as my sucky family, but also confused at why they would want it to keep it from me for so long.

2023: I'm really grateful things have evolved for the better between me and my family; it pains me a little bit to read through what I initially said. Anyway, I'd think I was getting pranked or scammed or whatever. There's no way that'd be right as I look exactly like my mom lol. What would you do if your parents adopted a child? 2017: I would be happy with the new addition. It’s gonna be quite an adjustment, but I’ve always loved kids anyway.

2023: I'd ask them what led them to such a decision, and embrace the new addition/dynamic. I'd probably end up a second mom to the child because I am pretty protective when it comes to kids.

What would you do if there was a hobo following you down an empty street? 2017: Walk faster until I get somewhere more crowded. Or idk, text my girlfriend and try to look busy.

2023: Walk, walk, and walk fast until I see an indoor establishment, and enter that immediately.

What would you do if a cashier gave you too much change? 2017: Duh. Return it.

2023: I would still return it.

What would you do if everyone was looting stores during a blackout? 2017: That doesn’t happen here so I wouldn’t know how to react.

2023: Stay away from the chaos.

What would you do if your mp3/ipod broke and you couldn’t afford a new one? 2017: Those days are over my friend.

2023: Using my phone as an example, if it broke down I'd just temporarily use my laptop as a main channel of communication while I save up the money to have my phone fixed.

What would you do if you woke up in a stranger’s bed? 2017: I would be terrified and look for my phone immediately, so I can ask Gab for help.

2023: ^ Why were you so stupid? LOL. I'd get out of there as quietly as possible and run.

What would you do if your significant other was dying of cancer? 2017: I’d be a wreck, but I wouldn’t show it to her. I’ll be with her everyday, maybe before and after school. I’ll be with her family. I’d take her on dates in places we’ve never been to and if there are things on her bucket list that we can achieve together or that she can do on her own, we can do that as well. I’ll make her eat corn, mushroom, beans, and all the other food she hates because she would never be able to try them again. Basically accompany her as she lives her life to the fullest in that time span.

2023: ...Ok, Nicholas Sparks. But NGL all that crap sounded cute anyway so I'll keep that answer up .

What would you do if you saw a co-worker stealing from the boss? 2017: I guess if it were a first time thing I’d let it slide, especially admittedly if the coworker were a friend. Second time and beyond, I’d tell on them.

2023: Ugh, workspace drama. Honestly, I wouldn't do anything after the fact because no matter what I do someone is going to be pissed. I imagine the most I would do is to tell that co-worker to stop doing something so stupid even before they start doing the stealing deed, but if they still do otherwise then I'm noping out of that situation.

What would you do if I sang out of tune? 2017: Be glad you’re doing your best.

2023: Same! We can even sing out of tune together.

What would you do if your plane crashed in the jungle? 2017: Hope I didn’t make it?

2023: ^ I probably wouldn't, anyway. I just hope that if it had to end, it would end instantly and with little to no pain/discomfort.

What would you do if you got stuck in an elevator with your crush? 2017: Hold her hand and stand in silence since I’m already with my crush.

2023: If I was in an elevator with a celebrity crush I'd ignore them and hope they can get the fuck out of there as soon as possible cos I wouldn't be able to handle it LOL.

[dippindaz]

LOVE your grabber fics!! Could we pls get one of reader (adult obvi) being a victim and end up attracted to him and smut ensues 👀

A/N: I have been WAITING for this request. Let’s be honest anyone reading this rn, this is literally you. Like all of us who Dino for grabber, this request is the embodiment of us. Thank you for the request you beautiful person ❤️ also you didn’t specify a gender, I went female for reader, I hope that’s ok. I’m not crazy proud of this one, but I don’t dislike it. I haven’t written smut in a long time, I’m sorry if it’s weird or awkward in some way hahahah, I tried though.

Unedited

Warnings: NSFW 18+ minors DNI, smut, kidnapping, vaginal fingering, vaginal sex, Stockholm syndrome, belt whipping, it’s pretty basic from here,

You hadn’t been here long, maybe a few days? A week at the most according to your math. Your 20th birthday had just passed. This was the worst birthday you’d ever gotten. You’d only seen the man who kidnapped you a few times now. It was pretty much just to give you food and water.

You’ve also come to find you kind of pissed him off a lot more than you kept him happy. Whenever he first entered the basement his voice was playful, non-threatening. You weren’t sure if it was an edge to your voice or if you were more sarcastic than you thought, but his voice would always drop to this low, husky, aggressive tone.

Whenever you heard that voice, there was a little twinge in your stomach. You just chalked it up to fear, but it felt a little different. Something was odd about it. What was it? You couldn’t properly place. It wasn’t pure anger, it wasn’t purely fear, it wasn’t sadness, so what was it?

It might’ve been morning. Or night. You couldn’t tell at this point, but the door directly across from you clicked open. There was the familiar silhouette of the man who’d kidnapped you, tray in hand, longish hair, the only difference? You couldn’t see the horns that were attached to his mask.

He walked closer to the mattress and you realized, he wasn’t wearing the top half of his mask. His eyes were piercing, yet had a sort of kindness to them. You just barely see the bridge of his nose and the way his hair framed his face, damn. He was kind of.... handsome? NO. No no no, absolutely not. Besides, he still that smiling bottom half of his mask, you can’t judge someone’s look without seeing their full face.

He stopped just before reaching the mattress and set down a tray of food for you. Nothing different from the usual.

He looked at you expectantly and you just eyed him, suspicious. When didn’t make a move for the food he sighed heavily and shook his head. “Why must you been such a pain? Starve, if you wish, little dove. It won’t help your chances of leaving.” He chuckled at the end of his statement, as though the concept itself was ridiculous.

You simply glared at him, unwilling to move or speak. He stood there for a few seconds before shrugging and turning to leave.

Something different happened this time. You picked up on it instantly, the door hadn’t been latched. He finally slipped up. Finally you had a chance to escape.

You gave a few minutes before even touching the door, to be sure he was gone by the time you tried to open it.

You tip toed to the door and as quietly as you could, pulled it open. You peeled through the crack of the door. Nothing. No sounds, no figures. Everything was still.

You quietly walked the up the stairs. Careful to not make a sound. As you got closer and closer to the top of the stairs you peaked around the corner of the hallway. The sight was like nothing else you’d seen.

The man you kidnapped was there sitting on a chair, shirtless, belt in hand, and his whole mask covering his face.

Something shifted in your stomach. You hadn’t even realized how long you sat there for, yet he had no reaction. You watched the rise and fall of his glorious chest.

Once realizing the scene you were staring at you quickly pulled your head behind the wall and slapped your hand over your mouth. Eyes wide, and breathing heavy you stood there, unsure of what to do. He looked awake, yet had no reaction to you being there. He must’ve been asleep right? Yeah, had to be. You almost wished he were awake.

What would he have done to you if he were? It was pretty self explanatory, but it also wasn’t. Would he punish you for being upstairs, or would have killed you then there? Beat to death by belt, what a strange way to go.

If he punished you... what all would he have done? It was quite the provocative way to look when you’re for your victim to walk upstairs, wasn’t it?

You pulled your hand away from your mouth. Slowly, your head poked out from behind the wall. Your brain was able to properly register it this time. You stayed there, staring at every part of the man before you. Mask, hair, arms, belt, and that bulky chest. You shakily sighed and rested your hand on your chest, above your heart. It wouldn’t stop pounding.

No. There was no fucking way you attracted to a kidnapper, a murder. Here you were though, shamelessly staring at every inch of exposed skin you could see. Staring at the belt in his hand. Here you were catching yourself, wishing for him to wake up and punish you. You hadn’t really noticed yourself walk out from behind the wall, and into the kitchen.

You leaned against the wall next to you, and stared. You couldn’t the wondering of your mind. The stories it created and the deep dark fantasies it created. You hadn’t even noticed when his hand twitched.

The man swiftly stood from his seat, without thinking he whipped the belt at you. In an instant you had turned around and slightly bent over clutching your head, it was instinct after all. However, that instinct, caused his aim to be just off. So much so that instead of hitting your back, the belt whipped your ass.

The sound you made nothing short of ungodly. He froze. No one had ever made a sound like that before. You more turned on than anything.

“Pl-please, do it again...” you whispered. You couldn’t even think about what you were saying. You felt like you were going to vomit. Disgusted by your own words.

He said nothing, only laughed, before whipping your ass again with his belt. This had more power, a lot more. You fell onto the counter beside you, using it to support yourself.

You let out a shakey breath, hearing the sound of his feet coming closer. He stopped right behind you. He places his hands on your hips and pulled you to the left, centering you with the counter.

You leaned farther onto the counter, giving your shakey knees a small break. He dragged his hands from your hips to your butt. He stood there for a moment, head tilted as he caressed you.

“My, I knew you were interesting, but this is...” he paused, unable to describe how shocking this truly was. “This is much better.”

His hands then trailed from your butt up to your shirt. Grabbing the hem of your shirt he dragged it with his hands. Pulling your shirt off, he grabbed one of your bra straps and snapped it.

Clicking his tongue, he took on a disappointed tone. “This really is no good.” His voice was soft, he sounded as though he were contemplating.

“You know, little dove, your seductress game may work tonight, but I’ll still have to punish you for being naughty.” Teasing, turned on, excited? All three at once? You couldn’t tell. It didn’t matter. Not to you, not to him. Not right now.

“Please punish me.” You could barely whisper it. You felt so much shame.

He laughed. Loud and even proud. Had he already broken you? What a delightful surprise. “Hm, I don’t know... is it much of a punishment of your asking for it?”

You bit your lip and your nails attempted to dig into the counters. “Please, please, just do it. Punish me for being bad, I haven’t been well behaved, I need a reminder to be a good girl. Please!” Your foot lightly stomped at the end of your begging fest.

He released a heavy sigh. “When you beg so sweetly, how could I not give you what you want?”

You only whined in response, not that he was even asking. You carefully listened as he slowly backed up. You could hear the jangle of the belt buckle begin moved around, but you couldn’t tell what was happening.

You moved your head to look over your shoulder and right as you did you hear the crack of the belt and then an unforgiving sting, across your ass cheek. You yelped and jumped.

“Be a doll,” his voice has a sudden change in tone. It was deep and raspy, “and count.”

Trembling your head turned away and you began counting. “1”

Another crack followed by the same stinging and burning. “2”

By the fourth hit his pace began to go speed up. Somehow instead of his arm getting more tired of just seemed to have more power to it.

“6” Tears stung your eyes but you refused to cry.

“9” Every single centimeter of your ass was stinging.

Even after number 10, he wasn’t satisfied. You put on such a show, what a shame it would be to stop here. Something needed to change though.

He set the belt on the counter beside you and grabbed the hem of your pants. Before pulling them he hesitating, he didn’t think much just watched your body language. You only held still. He took it as the go ahead, so, in one swoop he aggressively pulled your pants down.

Gently, he guided your feet through the leg holes in your pants and then threw them to the side. Slowly, his hands trailed up your legs and he slowly stood back up as they moved. Stopping the hem of your panties, he simply admired the sight before him.

A small bit of red, most of it covered by the fabric of your underwear. He gently pulled down your panties and let them drop to the floor. Now he could really admire his work. But it wasn’t enough. It was wasn’t dark enough, he wanted to leave marks to remind you for weeks, who you listened to. Who you belonged to.

He grabbed his belt and resumed whipping you. All the while you counted, like a good girl. By the time you reached 15 strikes, you were sniffling with slow tears rolling down your cheeks. Your butt was now a bright red, certain spots darker than others. Spots he purposely hit often.

When he heard your sniffling he stopped and began to run your back. “You asked for this.” He reminded you. “Even if you hadn’t, you were still a bad girl.”

“I’m sorry.” You sniffled, you weren’t sure what you apologizing for. “I promise I won’t misbehave again.” Your voice broke and a few more tears trickled down your face.

“I suppose that’ll do for now. If you’re bad again,” midway through his statement his voice dropped, “expect your punishment to be far worse.”

You nodded your head, acknowledging his ‘terms’ and rubbed your thighs together. It had been bugging you the whole time, even as you began to cry. The wetness and heat between your legs had grown with the pain.

He flipped you over so your back was against the counter. Lifting you up, you were now sat on the counter, legs spread.

Your face grew hot and your head turned away from his intense stare. His hand grabbed your chin and forced you make eye contact with him. His hand moved down slowly. Finding your clit, his index and middle finger gently circled it and you gasped.

The sudden pleasure was such a lovely contrast to the soreness of your ass. Looking down, you watched as one finger slowly enter you. Your mouth opened but no sound came out.

He slowly pumped the one finger while still circling your clit with his index finger. He then pushed his ring finger inside you. Your head fell back as you moaned.

He steadily began to pick up his pace. The squelching sounds your pussy made were unholy. Your face was hot with embarrassment. Your toes began to curl and un-curl as a knot began to form in your stomach.

His fingers began to curl inside you, hitting that special spot. He pace never let up, even as your legs began to shake. Your breathing quicker and beads of sweat began rolling down your forehead.

Your moans quickened. You clenched around his fingers, then, everything stopped. You let out a long whine and looked at his now still arm.

He slowly pulled out of you. “Patience, love.”

You couldn’t muster up the words to answer so you only nodded, your head still against the wall. Your did your best to slow your breathing.

You leaned forward and reached towards his pants. Unbuttoning and pulling them down, you gulped.

He was long and thicc, larger than you had imagined. You but your lip and glanced up at him. You tried to slide off the counter, but he only pushed you back down.

“Next time, right now, I just want to fuck you.” He pumped himself a few times before lining up with your entrance.

With a low grown he pushed into you. Your cunt burned, unused to stretching to far. He bottomed out, and held still, waiting for you to adjust to him.

After a moment he began to slowly move in and out of you. Your small moans were encouragement for him to speed up. Your hands found their way to his shoulders. Your nails began to dig into his skin. One hand tangled itself into his hair and began gently pulling.

That was his excuse. With one he grabbed both of your’s and pulled them above you head. Using his weight to pin them against the wall. His free hand was holding into your hip so tight it was sure to leave bruises.

He began to lean more weight into your wrists and his head was so close to just resting on your shoulder, yet his pace didn’t lighten one bit. If anything, he kept getting faster and faster. You swore the counter began to move and the walls started to shake.

You feel your hips twitching into him. His pelvis rubbed against your clit in an almost painful way.

His skin slapped against your’s, and your hot breath intermingled with his. The air felt thick. You pulled at your arms trying anything to gain control over them again. He held them tight, his hand not moving once.

Mindlessly, you leaned forward, in an act of rebellion you guessed. You yanked the bottom half of his mask off and crashed your lips into his. It took him a moment to begin kissing you back. He bit your lip and you gasped, your tongues twisted together, and you moaned into the kiss. The vibrations reverberating through your mouths.

His pace started to become sporadic and his groans grew louder. Your nails dug into the palm of your hand and the top of his hand. Your toes began to curl. Your legs were wrapped tightly around his waist.

He thrusted into harder, and his seed spilled over, filling you. The feeling of warmth that created deep inside you pushed you over the edge.

He continued fucking you both through your highs. He then stilled and very slowly pull out of you. You whined at the feeling, your cunt fighting to keep him buried inside you.

He dropped your hands and leaned his still masked forehead against your shoulder. Your legs dropped from his waist and you both sat there, just breathing.

Breathlessly, he chuckled, “I knew you were a good choice.” His arms wrapped around your waist hugging you.

You laughed and returned his hug. It was sweaty, hot, and bits of uncomfortable and comfortable. Something about the way you held each other, just made both of you never want to let go.

You weren’t sure what would happen after you both let go. You weren’t sure you wanted to know. But you wished for this to continue. No matter how wrong it was.

[lemonandlime22]

Brother's reaction to mc trying to tackle them

not a hug tackle, but a straight up like rugby tackle

Warnings: gn!mc, cussing, not edited, a little bit of slander

(Side character's)

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Lucifer

"stop. don't even try it"

he didnt even look up at you as he said that.

this bitch-

whatever, its not that him telling you not to do something has stopped you before

and it sure as hell isnt stopping you now.

now on to his reaction,

'This little shit-' - luci mid fall

your are 100% getting strung up next to mammon

who is there because luci was in a bad mood

anyway-

the bitch didnt even flinch! hardly any reaction at all

except for the vain popping out of his fiveforehead.

but if you did somehow manage to surprise him, he would only fall a little

like the kind of fall that you would catch yourself with your own lag

(thats probably going to be the best reaction your going to get out of him if you did this)

Mammon

WTF!??!?!?!?

he falls face first into the floor <3

he would be upset that you didnt tell him first

would have loved to try and catch you in his arms

after a minute of you laying on top of him while hes pouting and whining, you start to giggle and he follows suit shortly after <3

you guys end up laying there on the floor in the middle of the hallway for a long while

just chilling

be warned tho

he will tackle you the next time he sees you.

adorable dork <3

Levi

OW-

he was most likely in a chair when you tackled him so..

OW- x2

why would you do that???

is he such a stinky otaku loser that you just had to hurt him??

he ends up whining about how much you must hate him and how much of a gross otaku he is

pls shut him up before i do-

I suggest ticking his sides

that should do the trick

"I guess im so gross that yo- wait what are you doing- HEY- WAIT STOP- HAHAHAH- NO- HAHAHAH-"

irl rotfl

by the end of the torture, he is out of breath and sweaty all while your still on top of him in his tipped over chair.

THIS IS SFW I SWEAR-

Satan

your dead-

im sorry but you are-

he falls forward but catches himself on one his book shelves

which causes a few of books to fall on the both of you

you better hope none were damaged

now's a good chance to start running

the only way you can get out of this is somehow tying this back to pissing off lucifer

that, or you better start looking for a cute cat to shove in his face.

rip

Asmo

how dARE YOU-

you might have just made one of the biggest mistakes of your life-

he was in the middle of touching up his, BRIGHT RED, lipstick

now he has it all over his face, also his outfit is a complete mess from being violently tackled to the ground....

yeah, you better hope Solomon is nearby

because he is the only person that can help you now

it will probably take a day or to for him to talk to you again

and that's if you apologies to him.

all i gotta say is, good luck-

Beel

barely even felt it.

he was eating in the kitchen when you came at him, arms wide open.

from his point of view, he only saw that his human friend really wanted a hug

and who is he to deny one of his favorite people a hug

so after you rammed into him or at least tried to

he just paused, looked at you, smiled, then wrapped his arms around you in a bear hug

after that he offered you a snack and asked if you wanted to go hang out with him and Belphe in their room.

god i love this adorable himbo!

Belphe

I don't think you could

he's always either laying down, sleeping,

or asleep standing up

so you wouldn't get much of a chance to tackle the bitch.

but if you did manage to catch him awake and standing

he would fall straight into the pavement and he'd probably be pissed

only for a minute tho

after that he might fall asleep

surprise surprise

after he falls asleep you aren't going anywhere

his arms are in an iron grip around you

so your just stuck there flailing your limbs around and yelling for help.

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