#HELLO KIND SIR

[aerisan-ace]

HELLLOOOOOO SAILORRRR

nightowl dressed as sabrina carpenter augh hitting my head against the wall

ANON U WERE COOKIN FR

[nvrcmplt]

not me eyeing dislyte for Javid.

[baeshijima]

i dont go here but

lighter…. oh……… i see u ……………

[corxoran]

Seeker trine activities

[someprettyname]

Oh WOW. I did NOT know kageyama smirks? 😂😂

[onlyzhuyilong]

X

[mando-abs]

I may not have known Adam Copeland before Percy Jackson but I sure as hell do now

[moophinz]

Shunsuke Daito during the Kiryu saga stream earlier this year: *sad about being replaced in Ishin and longs to do more RGG content*

Shunsuke Daito, months later as he sits across a vaping Yokoyama on the official YouTube channel to be involved in the Tokyo Game Show:

[bibleofficial]

update on the guy sheltering & doing bloons behind the undergrad building: saw him just now & was like ‘hey i dont care that ur here but could u bin the bottles when ur done so the addicts that live here don’t get searched ? xx’ & he said ‘could u bring me a bin bag ? i’ll have em all cleaned up !’ & i did so praying he does put them IN the bags 😭😭😭

[illiana-mystery]

Affliction (1997)

[binch-i-might-be]

have just been informed that a family friend got either an unknown number of fingers or his whole HAND torn off in a construction accident recently???? like two weeks ago recently???? and my best friend's dad was there for it?? and they had to FLY HIM OUT ON A HELICOPTER? AND I HAD NO IDEA THIS HAPPENED EVEN THOUGH I LIVE LIKE 900 METERS FROM WHERE IT OCCURRED?

[just--kay]

Bro I am so hyped for the new Fnaf movie it's gonna be so exciting to see Mike on the big screen !!!!!

[itsawritblr]

Kind young gentleman is visited by a toad, feeds it, will receive 3 wishes.

I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now

[picklesinabottle]

there's a visibly trans guy in our band and a few weeks ago, one of the composers we're working with, who is this man in his sixties or seventies, was referring to him and went "she- they- he." and I almost died laughing

[ace-with--a-mace]

cruise youre catching a tude bruh chill

[rayveneyed]

nanami kento is the kind of man that makes people swoon without even realising it.

he's the kind of man to walk into a luxury store after work, suit jacket folded over one arm and a bouquet of flowers in the other -- his blonde hair still mostly perfect from the high-end pomade he uses. he scours the shelves, frowning to himself, while the attendants whisper and giggle amongst themselves near the tills -- an argument over who will be the one to talk to him, because he's intimidatingly pretty.

("just look at him," one whispers. "he's definitely buying something for a girlfriend."

"a wife," another disagrees. "c'mon. he's giving husband vibes."

someone hums. "but i can't see a wedding band."

"his mother, maybe?" says one other. "oh, i love when guys come in shopping for their mother."

"nobody's mother is getting a bouquet of a hundred red roses--")

eventually, one of them is volunteered as a sacrifice -- smiling and sweet as all attendants should be, she clears her throat. the others, crowded around the till, watch the exchange closely. "excuse me, sir. is there anything we could help you with today?"

her mouth is dry and her hands are clammy -- and when he fixes her with those narrow, burning eyes, her throat bobs.

"ah, yes." and his voice is deep and gravelly and drawling, and her stomach turns. she can only imagine what her coworkers are thinking -- hell, she can only imagine what she's thinking. her mind has stopped short. "my girlfriend likes this brand quite a bit. i thought i'd pick her up something..."

disappointment brews in her stomach -- and it's stupid, she knows it's stupid, because obviously a guy like that is taken. and -- she glances down at the roses -- obviously he treats her super fucking well. of course he does, because why wouldn't he? "oh, perfect! do you have anything in mind?"

"well, actually..."

he ends up buying one of the priciest gift boxes available -- fancy body care and perfume laid out in their signature boxes, decorated with ribbon and dried lavender -- no argument, no fight. he doesn't look for something cheaper, doesn't try to haggle or remove something to decrease the price. he adds, and adds, and adds -- and when she mentions a special offer at the till, a little add on for an extra 2000 yen, he accepts it readily. he inserts a black card into the card machine (of course, a black card), takes the beautifully wrapped bag, and thanks the girls for their services -- and just as he's leaving, his phone rings.

of course he answers the phone with hello, darling. of course he begins to ask his girlfriend about her day, the girls think with some amount of annoyance -- of course. maybe the curse of retail isn't entitled assholes expecting you to wait on hand and foot for them -- maybe it's the handsome men coming in to splurge on their girlfriends while you're painfully single and working for pennies.