#Hello there kind sir. How are you this morning? 😂😂

[someprettyname]

Oh WOW. I did NOT know kageyama smirks? 😂😂

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

FranticFanfic with @alypink!✍️🫨💦

So two days ago, Aly suggested to play a game of FranticFanfic with me! It's basically a fic writing game where we take turns writing the parts of the fic. We decided to go with AlyPrice and Ladybug 😂

I choose AlyPrice and the game chose 'Sugar' theme, while Aly chose LadyGaz and the game chose 'Bonding' theme. Here's what we came up with! (❁´◡`❁)

Text Version 👇 + Aly's cute chibi drawings!! 💗💗

(texts written in italic means written by Sleepy)

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Title : "Sunday Morning" Characters : Aly, Price Writers : Aly, Sleepy, Aly Theme : 'Sugar'

Captain price was sitting down on a kitchen table when suddenly Aly’s cat dropped the sugar container on his head, he was so pissed if he started chasing him until he heard the door bell ring “who is it this early in the morning?!” He scoffed and opened the door.

The person in front of him is the last person he expected on his door. "Hello, kind Sir! I'm selling this lemonade I just made myself! Do you want some?" A girl in a yellow suit with lemon said to him. She barely reached his hip, but the way the kid looked up was so angelic.

Price pinched the bridge of his nose, forgetting that it's covered in sugar, making him squint his eyes. Nevertheless, he continued "Look, little lady. I'm sure you've spent a lot of time making that lemonade, but I've got no money. Now go along your way."

The SAS captain was about to slam the door on the kid's face, but Lily's presence made him stop abruptly, avoiding hurting his child.

"Wait!! Who are you?!" The young Price girl asked in excitement.

The little girl smiled at Lily. “hi! I’m new in the neighborhood! My name is Sarah! She said cheerfully.

Lily grinned “I’m Lily, can I go play with you?” She was thrilled to have met a girl his age as she had no friends around her neighborhood yet, Ghost and Jades kids’ which were Lily’s friends, lived not to far but not on the same neighborhood. She look at her dad “Can I dad?!” Price looks at her and sigh putting a semi stern look and when he was about to speak his wife abruptly interrupted.

“Yes honey, go on” Aly smiled at her and Lily rushed outside to play with the little girl she just met. Aly turned to John “You might as well be a little bit nicer during mornings okay? And clean this mess” she smiled and left.

Captain Price sighed and muttered to himself “might as well have gone to base this morning instead…” he then started picking up the mess he didn’t even make while the cat happily meowed at him looking as he cleaned up.

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Title : "Shit-Ship" Characters : Gaz, Ladybug Writers : Sleepy, Aly, Sleepy Theme : 'Bonding'

On a cloudy English spring, Lady and Gaz met at a ranch. Yep, a countryside ranch -- or farm, rather -- where Price and Ghost had sent them both. Lady and Gaz had been having a little argument about how each other were so busy and had little to no time for bonding. So the Captain and Lieutenant sent them both… to work on a farm. A cow farm, that is. After they met with Gary, the owner of the farm, they were immediately tasked with, you guessed it: poop-cleaning duty.

Gaz sighed at the task as he wasn’t to happy he had to do poop-cleaning duty. Ladybug noticed and chuckled “come on, it’s not to bad! We could have fun!” She did as she patted his back quite to strong. Gaz gasped and then look at her “hey hey okay I get it… might be fun after all, so how do we start?” They started getting the tools their need and Gaz glanced at ladybug, at least he was happy he could bond with her even if it was doing this task. So they begin to work

Shit duty took quiet longer than expected, mainly because they spent 15 minutes laughing as Gaz slipped on a shit and fell on his butt. Gaz, not accepting this, lightly nudged her feet with his own feet, intending for her to fall on her butt as well. But she fell forward, and fell on Gaz's firm chest.

Both of them are used to dirty stuff. Blood, vomit, shit-- it's just a thing to them. But blushing inside a barn with 25 cows moo-ing at them while laying down in a dirty floor, surrounded by shit, is not really romantic.

He'd helped Lady stand up, and Lady sucked her lips in happiness. Turns out all they need is just a bit of skinship (or should it be shitship?) Either way, they continued with their work, and when Gary came in, all the shitpile are already cleaned and set aside for Gary to use as a fertilizer for his crops.

After the tiring day of scooping shit, milking the cow, and Lady somehow had to aid a female cow give birth, it was a very, very long day of bonding.

They've rented an inn near the ranch, and cleaned themselves up. Lady and Gaz had forgot the reason they were there, but they knew that Price and Ghost has a knack for bonding suggestions.

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Those are the fics!! This is such a fun crazy activity hahahah 😂😂😂 We're pretty loose on the craziness here but we're aiming for angst on the next one 👁️👄👁️. Again, thank you so so so much to @alypink for drawing the chibi arts!! I was at my cousin's house and I didn't have my drawing equipment with me 😭.

Hope y'all enjoy it! 💗💗

[idiotwithanipad]

Fated Meeting (Pt2)

After Amy and Humphrey have a moment together for the first time, its interrupted, which causes Amy to go back into hiding, only to be found by someone else🖤

(TW: Cursive Language, Mention of choking to death, Decapitation, Fear)

Robin’s turn😂🥰

"Aaand that's how it happened..." Humphrey sighed, aiming both his hands towards his neck in a 'chopping' motion, mimicking the swords that had ended his rein. Amy's wide eyes blinked and stared at the step beneath them where they sat. She knew that the Tudor had been beheaded, clearly, but she never knew how or why. Until now. 

"But, of course I didn't feel much pain, killed me instantly, those swords were very sharp and heavy, so it was a clean cut at least" Humphrey mused; he almost seemed completely unphased by his death. 

Amy scratched at her sleeved arm. 

"Yeah, wow-..." Amy's eyes flicked to the left, away from Humphrey and stared at nothing, barely able to imagine that kind of death. 

"You- obviously know how I-...died" Amy mumbled, still feeling a clench in her stomach to admit that she was truly dead despite days of fear and denial. Humphrey clasped his hands together again and turned his eyes to his feet. 

"I do. Mustn't 'ave been nice" He said with concern. 

"It happened fast, but- it didn't seem to end. My throat burned, my lungs felt like they'd been stuffed with concrete, my eyes felt like they were gonna pop out and- well, I couldn't breathe..." Amy reminisced, a far away look rising in her eyes. She tried to ignore the phantom sensation of the fizzing liquid bubbling in her windpipe and gargling from her lungs. 

"Does it- still hurt you?" Humphrey asked, a purr of concerned innocence in his voice, his eyes flicked over to her. He readjusted himself slightly to face her. 

"Not so much now- just, sore throat..." Amy said, wiggling her finger beneath her spiked leather choker and itching her neck. 

Humphrey could see the sadness in her eyes and nodded solemnly. Their moment dwindled down to silence, they neither spoke or looked at each other for many minutes, just taking in the information they'd received from each other. The voices from the next room over seemed to become distant echoes. Until one piped up. 

Amy's subconscious retreated and dove deeper, pushing her fight or flight back to the surface as the sound of shoes rang from before her. 

A stout and relatively short man in a scount outfit and glasses emerged from the room, the snapped blue arrow still speared through his neck. He mumbled something to himself before his gaze rose to Humphrey sitting beside a shellshocked Amy on the stairs. 

"Oh, hello, Humphrey. Didn't hear you come alo-...bloody 'ell..." The short man started, freezing completely once he noticed who sat beside the Tudor. Humphrey froze along with him, glancing to his left at the girl. 

"Yes- morning Pat. Uhh, this is- umm-.."Humphrey was about to continue when Amy rose from her spot beside him and bolted upstairs as fast as her platform boots would allow. Humphrey practically did a double take at her speed and made a move to stand up himself. 

"Ay-op, wait!" Pat called, rushing past Humphrey and up the stairs. Pat's cry had seemed to alert the others, as each of their heads appeared in the doorway beneath the staircase. Humphrey looked down at each of them with an awkward grin on his face. 

"That the new one, was it? She finally left that bally room?" The Captain asked harshly. Humphrey was caught off guard and looked between The Captain and back to the top of the stairs where Amy and Pat ran. Humphrey stepped down a few stairs carefully and joined the group. 

"Yeah, it was- but, she's scared, we had a talk on the stairs and she just seems lost and afraid" Humphrey spoke, more to himself than to the others, a shadow of pity flashed in his eyes which were still fixed to the top of the stairs. 

"What? Nonsense, sir! She'd converse with YOU?" Thomas interjected. Humphrey's gaze turned to Thomas, he looked almost shocked at Thomas's sudden interruption. 

Humphrey shrugged. 

"Well- she did..."

"Then we should go and find her before she hides again, I've been dying to have a new lady friend to talk to" Kitty beamed, gathering her dress skirts and rushing up the stairs. The others each dispersed and went off to find the new girl their own ways, Robin bolted past Humphrey and accidentally nudged him in the doorway, causing the Tudor man's head to once again, fall from its perch atop his neck. 

"Oh for- not again!" Humphrey blurted. His eyes refocused and tried to locate where his body was, but it had already shambled it's way deeper into the Common Room out of sight. 

"God, you move quick! C'mon, Pet, there's no need to run away, we don't bite" Pat panted, his long winded pursuit of Amy still continued. Amy rushed into a unoccupied room and ran through the bathroom door, taking refuge behind the shower curtain. 

Her breath shivered and wheezed with the remnants of the drink that killed her, but she ignored it, and the uneasy queezy feeling it left in her gut remembering it. The man's voice was then joined by others, only a few rooms down from where she hid. 

"Well, where is she, don't tell me you've lost her, Patrick?" A stuffy older woman's voice barked. 

"She's fast on her feet, I'll give 'er that" Pat replied, catching his breath. 

"She couldn't have gotten far, after all, she's only got the house and the gardens" The younger woman's voice chimed, she seemed almost too happy given the situation; her jovial tone almost seemed to make her even more disturbing to Amy. 

"Not enough discipline, that's the problem. If she had been raised properly, she would've stopped straight away" The older man's commanding tone rang. 

Their conversation and footsteps moved along the hall, past Amy's hiding room and further onward. Amy held her breath until she could hear nothing but the sound of the birds outside. She watched the shower curtain as though if she moved or made a sound, IT would attack her, nothing in this place was normal and Amy didn't want to risk being caught again. 

Amy sat down on the edge of the bath, her back pressed against the tiles behind her, she covered her eyes with her hands and wiped away the tears blooming behind her lashes. She wept, only for a moment; all of it was too much, she hated being sought out and hunted like an animal, she wasn't the biggest talker on the best of days. 

She dabbed her eyes dry with her cuff briefly before something caught her eye. She wasn't alone. 

Beside her, also perched on the edge of the bath with its back against the wall, sat the creature, the strange man-thing that jumped out and unintentionally terrified her almost every morning since her death. He stared in the direction of the door, hidden from view by the shower curtain. Once he realised that Amy had spotted him, his jaw opened and his eyes widened with glee. 

Amy dreaded this moment every day, and it happened NOW? Of all the times, it had to happen now? Amy practically slipped down into the cradle of the bath and let her mouth drop open to scream, when the creature's two fur clad hands swooped down, one clutching the back of her head and the other clamped over her mouth. 

Amy stared up at him in horror as his eyes shifted up from her to the door again, he stared with an unreadable expression: trepidation? Hate? Fear? 

Amy stared wide eyed at him as she tried to pull her head from his grip, the fur around his hand pressed into her mouth as she fought the urge to gag. His eyes flicked down to Amy's as he leaned down. 

"Keep quiet. Then they not hear" He whispered, the bottom of his wild beard tickling against her forehead. Amy tried to twitch her head away from him but his grip was iron tight and he wasn't giving up that easily. 

Amy gripped at his pelt wrapped wrist and tried to push away from him with her boots, also to no avail, when he leaned to the side and peered out through the shower curtain. Amy watched his silhouette through the thin material, his head seemed to be tilting from side to side, listening for something. 

After a few short moments, he drew himself back in and looked Amy straight in the eyes, leaning down to her again. 

"Okay. Me take my hands away now. You not scream?" He whispered, raising his eyebrows questioningly. 

Amy gave a swift nod and a mumble beneath the dirty furs still pressed against her lips. 

The strange man nodded back in response and peeled his hands away from her head and mouth, righting himself and dropping his arms to his sides. 

Amy gasped in a breath of much needed fresh air and shuffled back further away from him till her back softly thumped against the bath by the taps which passed straight through her. 

She drew her knees up to her chest in dread, almost a countermeasure, anticipating the moment he'd shriek something at her like he usually did. The caveman just stated right back. 

"What?" He questioned, looking himself over before returning his eyes to the girl who looked at him like he had two heads. 

"What do you mean 'what?' ? How the- fuck did you find me?" Amy whispered in annoyance, her hand coming up to adjust her headphones. 

"Easy. Running around house in big stompy boots of yours, can smell all sorts. Can also smell THAT..." He commented, pointing at her chest. It took Amy a second to realize where his filthy finger was pointing. Out of instinct, Amy coiled herself up tighter and crossed her arms over her chest, glaring at him in disgust. 

The caveman paused for a moment and shook his head, almost to rid himself of the realisation that he'd forgotten to elaborate. He brushed her arms aside and pointed again, at a more specific spot. The stain on the front of her hoodie. 

"Oh no no- not-not uh...that, that" He said in a flurry, his finger braced over the still wet stain. 

Amy's eyes glanced down to where he pointed, and her demeanour changed slightly, less offended. 

"Never smelled it before. But it strong. Smelled it when you died too" He said nonchalantly. 

Amy blinked and averted her gaze, the memory becoming all too familiar once again, she could practically feel the burning in her throat coming back. 

"Look.." Amy started, earning the cavemen to lean closer as if she were about to deliver a big secret. 

"WHY are you all stalking me?! Can't you just leave me alone?"

The caveman's expression fell and he leaned back away from her again. 

"I die here a long time ago. A really long time ago" He said, gesturing to his furs, then to Amy's more modern attire, pointing out the obvious generation gap between them. 

"I been alone for thousands of year. Too long. No one to talk to, at least no one who answer back. You not have someone to talk to soon, you go mad. Trust me" He warned, a cautionary yet stern gleam leapt from his eyes. He'd been there before, Amy could tell. 

"So what? That's gonna be you, is it? You're the confidant, are you?" Amy combatted, remembering all the times he'd scared her the days prior. The caveman leaned back against the wall again and looked towards the window. 

"Could be. But could also be the head. I hear you and him through wall earlier... " He commented. 

Amy froze and looked up at him. 

"How did you know I was-"

"Hey, I told you, I been used to silence for a long time. You don't spend thousands of year in complete silence and not pick up on even smallest sounds. Me just- didn't want get in the way. Sounded like stompy girl needed little cry"

[ramen8baka]

✨Levi x reader ✨

“god, you’re so corny”

summary: y/n and Levi’s first date…

tw: none except for some cursing (other then that it’s innocent 😂)

Y/n and Levi had been crushing on each other for awhile. So when Levi finally asked her out (and she said yes) they were both ecstatic. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• “Levi, what the hell!” y/n laughed. Levi Ackerman and y/n l/n we’re walking around town like usual with two frappes. Levi had taken some whipped cream from his and put it on her nose. “there, you did say you wished you had more whipped cream” he smirked. “yeah but you know what I meant, dumbass. god, you’re so corny” “Oh am i the dumbass now? This is coming from the girl who took an IQ test and thought it was graded out of 100” y/n rolled her eyes.

“well, in my defense no one ever told me how those work!” “y/n… you got a 68” Levi said. the girl just stared down into her lap, defeated that for the 10th time that day she’d lost the argument.

“yea whatever” she grumbled. Just as Levi was about to respond his phone went off. “hello?” He said walking a few feet away.

when the call ended Levi hurriedly walked back over to y/n.

“sorry y/n I’ll talk to you later but there’s some stuff I need to work on. My boss just called me.” He smiled weakly. “oh, it’s ok! We do this almost every day after all” she scratches her neck. Which was true. It was their fault morning routine to get coffee or some type of drink together before they headed off to work. But the female couldn’t help but feel a bit upset due to her time being cut short with him. She’s be wrong if she said she didn’t have feelings for Levi. Ever sing middle school she developed a crush on him and it kind of her from there. Levi had the same situation going on. The funniest thing was, it was so obvious they like each other and everyone can tell except for- you guessed it- the people in love. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Levi rushed into his boss’s office since he had called him a few minutes earlier.

“hello sir, what did you need?” He asked politely. “‘Morning mr Ackerman. Due to a few people being absent for various reasons, we needed mrs romona to cover a document for me. Since she was originally going to do this but she can’t now, I’d like to pass it over to you.” His boss began explaining his assignment and he finished with

“if you do well on this emergency notice, I’ll give you a raise! There’s one catch, though”

“and that is…?” Levi askes

“it needs to be done by Friday.” Levi’s mouth dropped. It was Wednesday right now and this was a big matter! But he could use some more respect and a raise so…

about 3 weeks later you were sitting at her and Levi’s usual coffee shop. well I guess now it was just y/n’s. If she was being honest, she hadn’t seen Levi in weeks and she’d tried texting or calling him to catch up but he never answered. She was starting to think he was ghosting her. The girl was so deep in her thoughts she jumped a little when someone said

“looks like someone’s thinking hard” y/n looked up to see the one and only Levi Ackerman. she must’ve been thinking so hard that she wore a scowl. “Levi…”

“hey y/n” he gave a soft smile

“so-“ he cut her off “so whatcha drinking? The usual?” He smirked

“Are you serious? We haven’t seen each other in weeks and you don’t respond to any of my texts and calls! Then you just waltz in here like everything’s ok?!” The h/c girl yells. At this point everyone was looking at them. “Listen y/n I’m so sorry. My boss gave me the chance to earn a raise and I guess I got so caught up into it that I forgot about everything else. I’be just been such a workaholic lately” he explains. Levi takes her hands in his

“to make it up to you… do you maybe wanna go out?” He asks

“like a date?” Y/n questions

“yeah.. like a date”

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• “you look beautiful” Levi compliments the female wearing a tight black dress with a jean jacket. “thanks, you don’t look bad yourself” she laughs. He takes her hand and leads her to his car. “so where are we going again?” “a little place I like to call you’ll see”

“god, you’re so corny”

[firegiftlouis]

Yeah that guy ain’t even taste good, poor Louis I would’ve treated you right 😤.

You ever traumatize a milk man during your walk of shame? Lol

I’m sorry but the SUN CAN FUCKING KILL YOU NOW is probably one of the first things I’d lead with Lestat just saying 🙄.

“You’ve had a long life” hello?? He’s younger than you were when you were turned. Confirmation that Lestat is one of those people that act like your life ends by the time you reach 25 😂. Or maybe that was a long life for his century in fairness? 🤔 don’t know what the life span was back then but…

Ok just checked and the life expectancy back then was like 30 by the end of the 1700’s which is roughly around the time Lestat got turned (1794) and was 37 by 1810 so Lestat is showing his age here but otherwise I guess that line is understandable….with his old ass 😂

“White master, Black student but equal in the quiet dark” lol get his ass Danny, point out the glaringly obvious power imbalance early💕

Louis looks so cute eating that fox im sorry. But also just noticed that his hand is still burnt from earlier in the morning which is interesting to note. I think Louis heals slower than he should be cause of his very limited diet of human blood. I don’t know how much Blood a vampire needs eat to be satisfied but I think it’s safe to say Louis is probably consuming less than that.

“I did not readily take to killing” yeah I bet, your first kill was so unsexy 😭. Also he’s apparently had nightmares about it which is interesting.

Louis isn’t surprised at all that Finn wants to steal from him like I said in the last episode.

Interesting that reading minds is described as just another sound the organs make. Also Louis seems to take exception to the idea that humans only think about 3 things at any given moment, I wonder if this comes from the complex social games he had to play all of his life? And when Lestat says he can’t read Louis’ mind any more and Louis says “just like the meat” it’s like he’s saying, so we’re not that much different from them after all.

Ok finally a first (rough) date! Mama Du Lac says Louis hasn’t seen them in “half a season”. This looks like some kind of Christmas party so assuming that is the case it’s only been a month or two since Louis was turned, and since the funeral.

Also Mama Du Lac seems to be surprised Louis knew exactly what she was thinking about the glasses. Also “I could tell by the look on your face” explaining how he knew Grace is pregnant like lol Louis you aren’t hiding your new supernatural powers very well sir 😂

I miss his and Grace’s relationship so much 😭

“Call the balconies fire escapes” ok love a loop hole Louis, also already displaying how his words are how he gets around most situations.

Lol what is Daniel writing and underlining on his note pad during Louis’ “and then I killed him” speech 😂. He’s really giving therapist right here, be careful Danny I’m a firm believer Louis ate the last one 😂.

“Yes let’s have this conversation again” clearly y’all needed to have this convo a couple of times Lestat because it clearly didn’t stick lol 🙄

Louis in his girl boss era, love to see it. Also I love Bricktop’s outfit there 💕

Started paying the staff and band better, that’s nice lol it is interesting to note that the shame of being a pimp seems to have dissipated the moment he could make it as classy as he possibly could (the azalea was everything he always wanted). It’s like he’s saying sure it’s still exploitation but at least he made it far more palatable lol. And in a way I feel like a lot of people think like this growing up in capitalism but let me not go on a rant lol. Imma just say capitalism is the real vampire 😂.

Also he paid back Lestat every cent and made a point of mentioning this despite claiming it was a “pointless point of pride”, it’s like he’s trying his best to convince himself they’re equals despite needing his signature to buy the saloon in the first place.

Ok another date: Louis says he made a “mountain of money” from 1812 to 1817. So it looks like Louis took over the the FairPlay and turned it into the Azalea in 1812. We know next episode is 1817.

Ok so Grace already had the twins (that Louis haven’t even met yet) and it’s been long enough that she’s had the nephew by now too. This time frame is pretty vague unfortunately since we aren’t getting exact dates at this point, but it’s at minimum 1812 or later.

Before leaving Grace picked up a stack of money so I looks like Louis is still giving them a decent amount of cash still.

Ok so at this point the twins are also still babies which means that Benny and the twins must be a year or so apart at most. So maybe it’s still 1812 or maybe 1813 at the latest?

Louis’ last kill was in the year 2000, and thus raises the question what the hell happened with that kill in particular that he decided to stop killing people for at least 22 years? Hope we find out next season 👀.

Also for the record I don’t think Louis ate the baby but I don’t feel like expanding on that right now lol 🤭

Louis is now strong enough to hear the thoughts of other vampires from “1000s of miles away” and yet his his hand still hasn’t healed yet? 👀 how long is the healing factor of a vampire anyways?

Now I might be reading too into these lines but when Louis mentions the “meth addicted son of a coal miner from West Virginia” was that a reference to Daniel’s past? He definitely seems to get on the defensive when Louis says that. I don’t know if we know where Daniel is from exactly but it sounds like that might be his back story? Based on his reaction by bringing the baby up again (Provocation being one of his main tools/defense mechanisms).

And the “Arab youth whose family was wiped clean by a western drone” is that supposed to be Rashid’s backstory that the two of them cooked up? Again might be reading too into these lines but these are very specific backstories Louis just brought up in response to the type of people who would want to live forever and willingly choose vampirism.

All that moaning Louis is doing when “sucking Damek off” lol slut 💕

Ok so far Louis had less than a pint of AB blood, a fox, and he fed off of Damek. I did some research and assuming Daniel is right about his rough estimate of Damek’s weight (200 pounds) Louis could safely drink at maximum 228ml of blood or 0.42 pints of blood. Looks like he drank a little more than he should have because Damek passes out right after, which can happen if someone looses blood too quickly, so let’s assume it was at least half a pint of blood straight from Damek.

So he’s had a little over a pint of blood between Damek and the blood bag from earlier so far and some animal blood from the Fox which we all know isn’t sufficiently nourishing enough for vampires. I don’t know exactly how much blood vampires need to comfortably function but I imagine it’s more than a pint lol. Especially since humans can have 1.2 to 1.5 gallons of blood in them depending on weight.

Also Louis is already “skipping meals” according to Lestat and this is literally their honeymoon phase 😭. What is going ON Louis???

Louis wants to make his own family maybe as a way to replace the family he currently has since he’s only growing more and more distant from them. We can see both from episode 1 and 2 family is very important to Louis.

The way Lestat says “I’m your family Louis” 😭 my worstie can have a bit of sympathy right here, as a treat 💕

“You should just throw me in the incinerator and make another one” lol a bit melodramatic bestie 💕

The nice music playing over the dialogue does a great job of helping you miss the line about how Lestat enjoyed it when Louis fought back, like fight back against WHAT? This is literally supposed to be the honey moon years, hello???

So at this point Louis and Lestat have been together for a few years now and up until the Opera Louis has no idea how many other vampires might be out there and said he and Lestat “can’t be the only ones”. Meaning that he was under the impression, at least briefly that that might very well be the case.

Louis really seems to like the idea that even Lestat as detached as he tries to act about humans still had his human attachments, like his love of music and those who create it. And how it separates man from food (despite saying otherwise next episode).

“To be kind, he did not live in the soprano’s vocal stratosphere.” Lmaooo Louis that’s you being kind?? 😂 Go off snob, love to see it 💕

“Road side gas stations” “Witless swamp dwellers” these lines are so bitchy, love it.

Ok hang on we just got another rough date! Louis says at this point he’s been Lestat’s pupil for 6 years now. Which means it’s 1816 by now!

First time we see Louis with a book, yay!

“You don’t have to humiliate him” I find Louis’ logic very interesting and I think it harkens back to his business as a brothel owner. Like yeah use women’s bodies, many of whom are Black to make a profit but at least pay them well, and even provide some of them with upward mobility. Sure we can kill the tenor but we don’t have to humiliate him before doing so. Provide drugs to those who are addicted so you can drink their Blood and feel those drugs yourself, sure you’re enabling an addiction but at least the needles are clean and the drugs are high quality. Do bad thing, BUT do it in the least bad way possible? Lol Louis your morals are quite gray to say the least 😂

I really like Sam’s delivery of the “kill them swiftly” scene.

Lestat’s pupils are so blown out here and I can’t blame him, Louis looks extra pretty here 😍

Also Louis not wanting to disappoint Lestat at this point 😭 and then calling himself a botched vampire.

There’s something weirdly sweet about using this specific desert because he read about it in Daniel’s memoir.

So he proposed to his first wife “after getting his shit together” no exact date or anything yet but good to know. Also her name was Alice.

Alright and that’s the end of this episode, I think was surprised how little Lestat was in this episode I don’t know why but it felt like he was there more? I mean he was there but I thought he was more prominent? I don’t know what I’m saying lol. Also just realized the sailor guy is called Jacked Sailor in the credits 😂.

I like the moment at the end with Daniel and Louis, their chemistry really shined through this episode I think.

Ok starting the second episode today I’m fucking tired and have no idea if I can get through the third today as well but we’ll see 😭