#HEHE I LOVE NESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[archangeldyke-all]

good afternoon gorgeous!!

how about some royal sev and knight reader smut for lunch?

perhaps some jealous/ possessive sev for dessert?

GOD i love this. (lets do both and call it lessert)

men and minors dni

though she's lived here for years and the nation would fall apart without her-- sevika technically isn't royalty in zaun.

her royal blood comes from her father-- a king on the other side of the world who decided to send his trouble making daughter to be an advisor in a far land before she could cause him any controversies that would cost him the crown.

sevika loves this fact. she loves that she doesn't have to follow royal customs in zaun, that she's free to skip social balls and honorary dinners with no consequences, that she can dress in simple garments rather than the intricate traditional wear of a princess.

what she likes best is that she can leave the palace whenever she wants. sure, she takes you with her most of the times she sneaks out-- but that's not for security. that's just 'cause she likes you.

but tonight, sevika's starting to wish her power were a little more recognizable.

she's sitting in a dingy tavern, sipping on ale and waiting for you to come back with fresh drinks, and she starts getting antsy when you don't come back within ten minutes.

it's a busy night at the bar, sure, but nowhere near busy enough for you to be taking this long for just two more beers.

she peeks out of the little nook your table's in, and her stomach sinks.

there's a woman at the bar. touching you.

you don't look particularly happy about it, protectively holding your beers to your chest as you back toward the far wall.

the woman's not letting up. she reaches out, trailing her finger over the armband you always wear when you're out of uniform so people know you're a knight in case there's an emergency.

"a woman knight? i didn't know his highness was so... progressive..." the woman purrs.

you shrug, trying to squirm away from her touch. "silco's the most progressive king we've had in centuries, miss, you should read the paper more oft--"

"and you're a reader." she smirks. "i love a woman who's well read."

"i'm not--"

"'scuse me." sevika cuts in.

you nearly shit yourself, both in relief and worry.

sevika's... clingy, when it comes to you. ran calls it possessive. you don't mind it-- in fact, you love it-- but you're worried she might think you were encouraging it tonight.

"sev i wasn't--"

"who the fuck are you?" the woman between you and your wife asks, turning around with a scowl.

something protective and possessive settles inside of you, and you let out a low growl. "sorry?" you ask.

the woman turns back around to look at you. "you know her or something?"

sevika just watches in amusement as your protectiveness overshadows her possessive mood.

"do i kn-- she's a princess!" you shout, flailing your hand out at your wife. "you're lucky she's a kind one, because i could arrest you and have you hanged for the way you just spoke to her!" you shove past the woman, grabbing sevika's hand. "c'mon baby." you mutter, shoving out of the tavern, throwing a few coins over your shoulder as you go.

sevika's cackling as you storm out into the cool night air, and she gently tugs you down an alley with a hand on your shoulder.

you pout up at her, your eyes wide and worried. "i'm sorry sev, i didn--" she cuts you off with her lips on yours, pushing you against the brick wall with her hands on your hips as she licks into your mouth. "sev!" you gasp.

she laughs against your mouth, shoving her thigh between your legs. "you're mine." she growls.

you giggle as she starts to nibble your neck. "y-yeah, that's what i was tryna tell y-you."

sevika hums against your throat, pulling away from the hickey she was sucking into your neck to kiss you again, much sweeter this time. "i know. don't worry, baby, i know. it just drives me fuckin' crazy that everybody else doesn't." she whines as she starts humping against your own thigh.

"y-you're the one w-who didn't wanna royal wedd-ah!" you whine when sevika returns to her hickey. "everybody'd know i'm yours if we had t-that dumbass parade."

sevika giggles, remembering the parade the king had tried to force on the pair of you when he learned of your engagement. "fuck that. i got a better way for 'em to figure it out." she whispers as she shoves her hand down the front of your pants. you gasp, and sevika whines, hanging her head to rest on your shoulder when she feels how wet you are.

"s-sev--"

"that's right." she grunts. "tell 'em all who you belong to."

you claw at her arms, groaning as she shoves her fingers inside you, pressing against your g-spot. "sevika--" you whine.

"louder." she demands, biting your shoulder.

"sevika!" you squeal.

"cum on my fuckin' fingers, baby, then i'll take you home 'n we can wake up the palace." she chuckles.

one of the benefits of being a princess' wife is that you won't get in trouble for anything. and so, despite the fact that there are people drunkenly stumbling out of the tavern you're pressed against and horse-drawn carriages running down the road, you give sevika what she wants.

she's your princess, after all. her wish is your command.

"s-sevika! fuck, baby, you fuck me so fuckin' good, shit, princess, you're gonna make me cum!" you wail as you fall apart on her fingers.

sevika groans, her teeth breaking your flesh as she fucks you through your orgasm and cums in her own pants from your words. you giggle as you come down from your high, gently kissing your wife's temple. a few whispers and giggles from the mouth of the alley make you and sevika both look up: a gaggle of drunken girls scream and scramble when they make eye contact with princess sevika and her royal consort.

you snort. "we're gonna be in all the gossip rags now."

"'s not the first time. we'll be fine." sevika giggles.

you grin and kiss her again. "you wanna take me back to the palace now, or do you need me to make you cum in front of some village girls?"

sevika just laughs, then turns around and heads toward the palace. you cackle as she waves over her shoulder for you to follow her.

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[bnesszai]

No.8 + Zoro with any character(s) for the domestic prompt?

[I know the prompts are more romantic leaning but you could do platonic since its zoro...]

hi Acid. it's gonna be qpr zolu for me<3

"Zoro," something pokes at his forehead, right between his eyebrows. "Ne, Zoro. Zooorrrooooo~" Grumbling, Zoro swats Luffy's hand away. "I'm trying to nap." "But look!" Unable to say no to Luffy, ever, Zoro peels his eyes open. Luffy is there, crouched in front of him with a beaming smile on his face. It hurts to look at. "I made this for you!" And then Luffy is shoving the most hideous-looking paper mache creature that Zoro has ever seen. From behind Luffy, Zoro can see Nami and Usopp spying on them, giggling into their hands. He barely suppresses a sigh. "Can you tell what it is?" No, Zoro thinks, but he can see the excitement in Luffy's eyes, feel it in the air that vibrates around him, so he can't say that. The mass in front of him is indistinguishable, but Luffy is predictable. At least, he is to Zoro. "Is it your Hercules Beetle?" Somehow, defying any laws of any subject known to any person, Luffy's grin grows. It's brighter than any sun. "Yeah! Do you like him?" Zoro feels himself smile softly in return, grabbing the mangled mess from Luffy's hands. "Of course." And if Zoro keeps the beetle on his nightstand, that's between Zoro and the only god he believes in.

Prompts:3

[izzyatchi]

I saw ur Lucas flower au and I was wondering if I am allowed to do nesscas with it? its ok if no I just thought it was really cool and I didn't wanna make it weird for u

YES THATS PERFECTLY FINE!! In fact i actually have some of @claus-trophobe’s winged ness au ship art with my flower lucas haha

so dw about it!! completely nesscas allowed 🥺💕

[bakery-anon]

kissing your face all over bug <3 so sorry to be here but!! if it's not too much to ask <3 am here to participate in your pretty pretty moot game (pretty like you <3)

favorite color .ᐟ brown

favorite season .ᐟ fall

selfship .ᐟ :)))))))))) suness ofc (suna my beloved <3)

NESS MY DARLING DARLING NESS <3333 take that sorry away rn >:( come into my inbox anytime and don’t feel bad I cornered you with love to apply <333 below you will find my response <3

ᥒᥱss ιs…

ness is - the smell of spilled ink, old books, freshly brewed coffee, herbal tea and love. she’s going on a road trip with your friends, the windows down and blasting songs together, cold autumn evenings where you cuddle close to stay warm, cinnamon in the air, dried flowers pressed in between pages as bookmarks, twirling daisies between your fingers and asking if someone loves you with the petals. ness is having tea and talking with an old friend. ness is autumn and cinnamon on a cold day.

a song hand picked from the library for you <3 + a second song bcs you just have to hear it <3

Suna hc -> he buys a disposable camera when you two first get together and takes photos on all of your dates. You question him but on your year anniversary he has a photo album with the developed photos and a date and reason he loves you with each photo or a moment from that date <3

[space-was-an-artistic-mistake]

If you can't tell I finished hfjONE recently XD, binged it all in one (hehe) night, sketched this, and promptly passed out. So have this finished piece about my feelings towards the ending with my Liam gijinka!

Sketch, Text-less, and alt versions under the cut! (there's quite a few)

Plus just the line art!

[wolfylch]

[tohruies]

THIS BAD BITCH OF A POST IS MAKING ME FUCKI S C R E E C H !!!!!

ITS LIVING IN MY MIND RENT FREE AND WHEN I REMEMBER IT I FUCKING MALFUNCTION I SHIT YOU NOT!!!!

(also slight addition at first glande at your pinned and the art there i was sure he's biting your nose and im still not sure if that's what happening or if i need better fucking glasses)

GOOD LUCK WITH STUDYING ❗❗❗ YOU GOT THIS MY BEAUTIFUL CREATURE AND YOURE GONNA NAIL IT TO A FUCKING WALL!!! I BELIEVE IN YA!!!!!! 💞💞💞

HEHE HAIII NESS!!!!!!! ^O^/ i will make eita-nii and karasu pay rent for occupying space in your glorious mind WAAH thank you so muchieeees for saying such nice things to me!!!! 🙈💘

& I WILL STUDY SUPER DUPER HARD!!!! (ง •̀ᴗ•́)ง your encouragement refueled all my brain juices hehe I AM SO FOCUSED NOW!!! 🙇‍♀️📚💯 we only know 4.0s here 😤 (hides the one F on my undergrad transcript from you… AJWBDJSK)

re: the pinned art—wahh you’re so cute, he can be biting my nose if that’s what you want him to be doing!!!!! apparently i do have a very biteable nose (source: my ex-partners 🤔)

[sysig]

But would you tho (Patreon)

[seiwas]

hi hi! just dropping be blessed by your thoughts ✏️!!

also — your writing makes me think of thoughtful prose written with a fountain pen and reading it under candlelight. + of hushed “i love you’s” and stolen glances in crowded rooms. + it makes me think of comfort and security + of how love grows like ivy, slowly engulfing someone’s entire being (col!!)

augustine!! 🥺 thank you for playing 🤍

your writing reminds me of:

🥘🛋️🌳💌

coming home to freshly cooked meals, scent wafting through through the door; lazy sundays on the couch, blanket thrown over; sunshine during walks along the park; an old friend, one you always want to see again.

&

omg 🥺 ur description augustine i am !! so flattered and touched !! u put it so beautifully !!! thank you thank you thank you !! i am keeping that in my heart forever 😭 how love grows like ivy omfG heLp & stolen glances across the room (im a sucker for that!!) aaah

send me a ✏️ and i’ll tell you what ~~vibe i get from your writing! (alternatively, you can also tell me what vibe you get from mine!)

[zumicho]

ree i'm back to talk about wdo i'm so sorry 😭😭 I just wanted to tell you even thinking about it now still makes my heart hurt and I just think that the way you wrote it,, it's like liminal nolstalgia?? idk how to say it but everything in wdo just feels like looking back on a time that no longer exists. and I think that's probably what you were going for since it's all about memories (I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE RIGHT PERSON WRONG TIME THING WHILE WORKING AND I ALMOST TEARED UP I SWEAR I'M NOT USUALLY EMOTIONAL MY TEARDUCTS DON'T WORK BUT WDO IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME) but you really hit the head on the nail (is that the saying??? is it nail on the head 😭😭😭 i'm so sorry) with that. like I'm trying to outline love notes and i'm always thinking "man how can I make tsumu and samu as funny as ree did" BUT EVERYTIME I THINK ABOUT WDO MY MIND ALWAYS SEES ALL THE IMAGES IN GRAY LIKE IT'S FROM A TIME LONG AGO THAT'S ALREADY PASSED AND I'VE ALREADY SAID THAT but omg you're just so talented ‼️‼️‼️ you're amazing you're so cool i love everything you write i'm excited for your new smau I hope you're doing good and i'm sorry for my very long message!!!

my favorite thing about writing is that there’s no interpretation that will ever be the same !! I love ur take on it sm ,, THE GRAY ???? lowk just gave me inspo….

I honestly don’t really write with intention if u get what I mean 😭 I just decide if it’s a happy ending or not at the beginning and let it flow lol

u made me sound so much more artistic tho thank u for that /pos

ngl I base alot of the humor / conversations in my smaus off of real convos I’ve had IM SURE UR VERSION OF THE MIYA TWINS IS GONNA BE JUST AS FUNNY !!! IF NOT FUNNIER !!!!

I can’t wait to meet ur version of suna <3

[bnesszai]

uhhh how about tecchou & jouno + judgement? (you can make it platonic or romantic... i always forget their ship name lol)

orrrrrrr (bc i like giving ✨options✨)

kunichuuzai + safe

I can never remember their ship name either fosbfknskx

"Stop judging me."

Jouno feels his eye twitch. "Stop eating the egg that way."

"If it wasn't meant to be consumed this way, why was it made this way?"

"Because!" Jouno doesn't have a solid answer for Tecchou's question. The answer boils down to common sense but Tecchou has never seemed to have a shred of that. Jouno sighs. "Because sometimes you have to work a little harder for the good stuff."

Jouno can't see it, but something in the air shifts and he can imagine a smirk growing on Tecchou's mouth.

"I think I've worked plenty hard."

"Fucks sake."

Tecchou scoots closer. "Do I not deserve a reward?"

"You disgust me. Please remove yourself from my presence."

Instead, Tecchou presses closer, fingers ghosting his arm. "I would never do something to make your life easier."

Something crawls up Jouno's throat, sickly sweet. He tries to swallow it down, but the increase in his heart rate makes it difficult to do much of anything but choke on it. He grabs Tecchou's chin instead.

"Do the hard work, and maybe I'll show you the good stuff."

~

Dazai has spent their entire life at war with everything.

The world, themself, the people walking around, emotions that crawl up their throat, and touch that sends their skin crawling. Danger was at every corner. It lived within themself and every single piece of the world around them. Living in the shipping container was a means of solitude, a means of escape. It meant that they were alone, without prying eyes or wandering hands or anything that might make them feel.

Death they fought with the most, solely because death refused to come to them.

"Oi, idiot," Chuuya says, snapping Dazai out of their thoughts. "Whatever you're thinking about, stop."

Dazai grins. "I was thinking about how fun it would be to send the Mafia a bomb threat but have it merely be a confetti bomb planted on your desk."

"You piece of shit."

"Dazai, please stop riling Chuuya up," Kunikida sighs.

Pouting, Dazai flops over Kunikida's lap. "But it would be so fun. I can imagine Mori's face."

"Look at my fave instead," Kunikida says, and then seems to realize. His face flushes and he tries to push Dazai away.

"What a wonderful idea," Chuuya says, draping themself over the back of the couch. Their fingers brush against Dazai's cheek and Dazai leans into the touch.

"Yeah," Dazai agrees, grabbing Kunikida's hands. "Let me admire you."

"Don't--"

Kunikida doesn't get to finish his thought before Dazai lunges forward, kissing his cheeks, forehead, nose, eyes, every inch of his face.

"My turn," Chuuya says, but surprises Dazai by gripping their face and peppering them in kisses.

A mere five years ago, Dazai would have never let themself truly laugh or be held or touch anyone else with any sort of gentleness.

Now, Dazai giggles, safe and warm under the hands of their partners.

[merlucide]

SPOTTING YOU IN THE CROWD! hcs

notes: first post of the new year!! Happy new years!! <33 [Requested]

characters: Aiku, Sae, Sendou, Kaiser, Ness, Lorenzo, Snuffy, Loki, Noa, Chris Prince, Lavinho, Leonardo Luna

warnings: cursing probs, not proofread (again, idgaf) fem!reader in Lavinho’s

pt1 pt2

You bundled deeper into your sweater hoping to savor some warmth, it might as well be snowing right now. As much as you wished you were at home, curled up under a blanket, you were happy to be here, watching your boyfriend’s game. Normally, you only went to home games, but this time you thought, ’why not?’. So, after a 4 in a half hour flight, a 30 minute taxi ride, you finally made it to the stadium. You’d go to his games pretty often, sitting in the VIP section. This go around, you wanted to sit closer, to get a better view of your lover of course. The whistle blows for halftime and you excitedly signal to him.

OLIVER AIKU

Smirks and shakes his head hehe

Means tons you came!! :)

He rlly can’t believe you came lmao

Doesn’t yell back but makes hand signs to ya

You can just tell what he’s trying to say, benefit of The Charm™ (*AHEM..*👀)

Might blow you a kiss, might not, depends on which Aiku you get😙

If he does you ofc accept it and return it, which he cradles it to his heart hehe

*cue jelly and disgusted sendou*

-

🦢: ‘cringe tbh’

🐍: ‘Say, I don’t see your S/O in the stands’

🦢: ‘Low blow.’ bitchless HA

ITOSHI SAE

Surprised

-

That’s it, thanks for reading.

-

….no like he’s so boring, no expression, no fun, no personality

Why are you with him bro

-

Sorry the Sae hater in me took over, let’s continue.

-

Happy? You came? Like

Hes indifferent to it 😭

I mean he recognizes the effort made to see him and appreciates that, YES!

Gives you a little wave :3 (if you’re lucky he’ll give ya a small smile)

He def scores a goal for you and kisses his promise ring looking in your area

After the game he Venmo’s you what you payed for the tickets— despite your retaliation lmao

I hate this hoe

SENDOU SHUTO

Aiku thumbs to you in the stands and bbg lets out the BIGGEST OVERDRAMATIC gasp when seeing you

he could squeal

— Quickly goes back to ‘cool mode’, which lasts for two seconds before yelling back at you

🦢:’BABYYYYYYYY!!’

⚓️: ‘BABEEEEEEEESSSS!!

The team give him the look saying ‘simp’ LMAO

Gets all blushy n embarrassed lol

Yells at you to watch him and tell you he’s gonna score for ya (he totally missed the net)

MICHEAL KAISER

his face when he notices you: 😏

Fuels his ego by like, a gajillion times

—though he is conflicted between making it known to his teammates/fans that you’re here or not letting a single soul know of your existence lmao

Doesn’t wanna hurt your feelings by ignoring you tho 💀 especially since you came ALL the way to see HIM

(Rlly appreciates it)

Just rolls his eyes at you and grins

You kinda have a conversation with your faces LMAO

Bc again he’s trying not to attract to much attention to you!! (cus media, etc)

Ness sees you and waves ! :)

-

🪄: ‘I didn’t know y/n was coming! Hi y/n!!’

🥀: ‘Shut up you squealing maggot.”

🪄: ‘Oh okay’

ALEXIS NESS

turns exactly into “🥹+🤩” combined

So happy you came!!!!

Means so much to him that you’d take your time and money to see him play!

Gives you that big fat wobbly smile of his and yells ‘Hi!!’

Points you out to Kaiser ‘Look! Kaiser, y/n came!’

he doesn’t gaf LMAO

He gives you a nod tho!

-

Blows you many kisses 😌

BM is all giving him the biggest side eye LMAO His love for you makes everyone within a 20 mile radius uncomfortable

-

def gives you the biggest cheek kiss ever and hugs you HEHHEEEHHEHEHEHE

DON LORENZO

Ugly smiles hehehehheh

Two-finger point at cha’ yelling ‘HEYYYYYYY!!!!’

Laughing and smiling soo much

He’s literally BEAMING

He always wants you to come to his games, but understands you have a life of your own and can’t make it to them all

BUT YOU CAME THIS TIME!!

‘MIO AMOUR DIDJA SEE MY MOVES EH? PRETTY SWEET YA?’

afterwards totally tries doing more showy tricks and plays for ya hehe

He’s just pumped af you’re here!!

MARC SNUFFY

Touched 🥹 

Fr tho, he’s touched af

Happy big smile!!

Waves back at cha :3

-

He called you earlier before the game and had no clue!! I mean he heard crowd at the airport but you just brushed it off as ‘oh I’m just at the mall’

Really appreciates it! :)

JULIANN LOKI

he’s like ‘😮!!’

Didn’t expect that!!!

Means so much to him!!

Gets all blushy hehe…,.

Doesn’t want to make a scene so he opts out for a small slightly hidden wave (not to draw attention to you)

rlly appreciates you supporting his career !! Esp since he’s so young starting off so strong

-

After game he goes to you and shakes his head and hugs ya hehe

Can’t believe you lmao

NOEL NOA

Surprised af

Like the thought of you doing this never crossed his mind literally once, E V E R

He knows you watch his games on TV when you don’t go (most of the time)

Soft grinning from him heh

Doesn’t do much bc he doesn’t want the media all over you

-

After the game he brings you closer (not touching bc he’s sweaty af) and kisses your forehead

——Whiiiich the paparazzi saw and it was over the internet for the next few days

So mission failed for Noa lmao

LAVINHO 

okay think Bokuto’s ‘HEY HEY HEY!!’ That’s him rn

Manically laughing LMAO

Starts F L I R T I N G  with you from the field

He’s just like yelling ‘HEEEEY MAMAS, YA FREE AFTER THISSSS?’

Def brags to any single teammates of his LMAO

CHRIS PRINCE

Signature Chris Prince smile!!

Belly laughs too lmao— can’t believe you’re here! And that you didnt tell him

He would’ve easily arranged something easier for you to come, probs traveling with the team or smth

energized as crap and now will do everything at the tippity top of his game to impress you (he does this every time you go to his games, but like it’s 10x bc he’s so pumped)

LEONARDO LUNA

Making ‘:o’ face lmao

So surprised !! But SO happy!!

Like wym his darling came to his away game?? Wym they took a 4 hour flight to see him play

Feels so special hehe

Blows you kisses with both hands and waves with both as well

Makes it known you’re here (if you’re comfortable with being public, but in this scenario I’d assume so)

Gives you a big hug afterwards

help sorry for any ooc-ness for some I had a hard time getting creative juice

Made January 1st 2025

[neeeooon]

Sauuuuuur......hehe. I might have a request? Alright, here we go. Ya know those k-dramas where the male interest is all cold, dom, stoic, is a multi billionaire ceo, most handsome man on earth while the female lead is just a sub, curious, pretty girl. You know, the stereotypes. Well, let's switch that up! Reader is a multi-billionaire cold stoic ceo who's more nonchalant than them but loves them and only them. Meanwhile, everyone are kind of curious about how they pulled her.

Hehe that's all!! I'd you want to do this smartie cab you include isagi, bachira, ness, sae, kaiser and whoever ya want, but if you don't wanna it's alright and I love your work!!

[If the request is poorly written sorry this is my first time and English is like my 5th language]

YES OFCC THANK YOU sorry for the wait!! it’s been a longgg time since i’ve seen a kdrama so hopefully you still enjoy!

reverse kdrama romance with them

broke bf bllk x “tsundere” ceo fem!reader

isagi yoichi

-> you make enough money to throw around, but you’re very conscious with your savings. the only time you spend money in excess is during work events or when you’re trying to prove a point to an ignorant man

-> or when your cute little boyfriend has a soccer game

-> you aren’t one of those girlfriends who goes all out. you don’t need to jump up like a lunatic every time he touches the ball, but when he scores, the corner of your mouth will raise just enough to break through your stoic expression

-> “which one’s your… wait, you’re dating isagi yoichi?” you keep your face blank as another well-off fan approaches your private booth. “but he’s so… and you’re so… how?”

-> the man’s voice annoys you, and your brows convey that. “he asked. now if you’ll excuse me, i’m being a supportive girlfriend.”

bachira meguru

-> he is sunshine incarnate, and everyone you introduce him to gives you the same look. you? the always cold always business woman and bachira? you really take black cat gf and golden retriever bf to a whole new level

-> you love spoiling bachira, especially by taking him out to restaurants and watching his face light up when you tell him to order whatever he wants

-> “does it bother you when i smile a lot, y/n?” he asked you before climbing into the car, you holding the door for him. “why would it bother me, love?” “i don’t know.. you’re so blank. you aren’t scared of smile lines, are you?”

-> you can’t tell if his question is serious or meant to tease you, but you laugh, and he beams. “see! you’re so pretty when you laugh. i like making you happy.” “you make me happy regardless of what i convey on my face. trust me when i say that, alright?”

alexis ness

-> you don’t know why, but from the moment you laid eyes on alexis ness, you knew you wanted to spoil him

-> ness wants to watch a movie? you rent out the theater. he wants a snack? you buy everything in the entire convenience store. and you do it all without breaking your cold exterior, despite how melty you are on the inside

-> people will approach you all the time on dates and ask ness how he managed to pull you. the questions disgust you, and you never try to hide it. “this is a private matter. take your stink elsewhere.”

-> ness always grins when you defend him, despite himself. “you shouldn’t be so mean to people. they might cancel you..” “let them try. i’d find their efforts amusing.”

itoshi sae

-> sae thought he had the whole nonchalant thing down until he met you. never in his life has he blushed so much around someone, someone who barely lets themself smile at all

-> despite your blank, stoic demeanor, you want nothing more than to wrap yourself around itoshi sae and keep him with you forever

-> the internet dubs you the ice couple due to your cold expressions whenever you’re in public together

-> people love to try and steal your attention away from your boyfriend, and you’re always sure to shoot icy glares in their directions. meanwhile, anytime sae is asked how he managed to convince you to give him a chance, he just grins and says, “they stalked and bribed me.”

michael kaiser

-> he’s the only person who challenges you. with a status like yours, it’s not every day that someone openly questions your authority or the way you live your life, so when michael kaiser doesn’t seem intimidated in the slightest by you, you’re intrigued

-> you hum one day when kaiser steps into the elevator with you, the doors closing and locking the two of you together for only a few seconds

-> “you’re quite pretty,” you tell him, and though kaiser doesn’t look at you, you can see his blush in the wall of mirrors. “what is it about me that you feel the need to constantly challenge? or do all people in power piss you off.”

-> to your surprise, kaiser spins around and smirks at you. “i have an issue with authority figures.” “good think i’m just rich, then.”

-> after that, you make sure kaiser knows that you aren’t there to abuse your position of power. you enjoy taking him shopping and purchasing anything he looks at for more than 5 seconds, not that kaiser has any objections

[fennthetalkingdog]

Oh my god Cats.

Okay, so I technically found this musical about two years ago? I found an almost hour long video talking about how bad the production process of the movie was one day when I was feeling sick and so I checked out the songs and the musical and got obsessed with it. I remember watching the movie for Christmas as a little present to myself (oh my god it was bad), so this was probably around the end of 2022? But yeah, I definitely liked it because of my nonhumanity, but that connection was much stronger with the movie instead of the musical. I mainly liked the songs and story of the musical, but I think the movie being so not great concentrated its appeal to me into two boxes: the "costumes" and the movements.

I know the "costumes" weren't really costumes—more like a CGI covering of the actors—but I'd already been exposed to furry art for years at that point so it hadn't phased me too much, and anyway they fascinated me in the same way furry art does. The way the actors just straight up looked like a weird mesh between cat and human tickled both the artist and the nonhuman parts of my brain real strongly, and I loved watching how their tails and ears moved around (the artist part of me loved studying them for animation reference and the nonhuman part just wished that were me LOL). And the way the actors tended to move around slowly and deliberately, more catlike than completely human, sold the image too. Those were things I liked about the musical, but for that I could eventually turn my brain off and get swept watching the actual thing. The movie was so iffy that some of the few redeeming qualities were the costumes and movements, so it was just a sandbox for the nonhuman part of me to go, "That would be me if I were cat!!! >:O" on the downlow, basically. But yeah, I absolutely love Cats the musical and Cats the movie is totally a guilty pleasure of mine (in small doses) and that's completely because of my nonhumanity.

[lesbikaiser]

I love ur writing so much maybe even more than I love ness 😸😸 could you do ness w/ a biting kink?? I just know he'd probably be so possessive and want to put his mark all over you so everyone knows you're his hehe TYSM if u do it ilyy

hii babe! im glad you like it that much omg! ofc i can, i loooove the concept of jealous ness because it's so him to be like that! really hope you like this one <3

cw for a bit of blood!

ness' lips feel hot against your neck, his tongue licking down the column of your throat as sharp teeth drag against your flesh, teasing to mark your immaculate skin. his hands clutch the fabric of your clothing tight enough to get to your waist, it's probably bruising your sides but you don't seem to care when his hips are literally pounding into you, cock dragging on your sensitive walls and each thrust reaching a particularly pleasurable spot that has your eyelids fluttering shut and moans getting higher.

your sounds mix with ness' desperate whimpers right in your ear, his fluffy hair tickles your chin and the smell of his shampoo fills your senses, it's so sickeningly sweet – just like him. you shove your face into his locks when his dick reaches deeper, tip hitting harder against your g-spot and making you bite back a whine of his name. but he hears it, and it almost makes him cum.

your cunt feels incredible around him, wet, tight and warm, clamping down on his dick in a vice grip and sucking him in every time he pulls out, it nearly makes him forget what got him to bring you to the lockers and fuck you right on the sink.

keyword: nearly. he can't forget it though, how you showed up at his practice looking prettier than usual – he didn't think it was even possible. a sweet smile tugging at your lips as you waved your hand towards him, showing the bag he forgot when leaving your shared apartment and he swore your orbs were sparkling, hair silkier than how he remembered and skin glowing under the sunlight in a way he could get blind if he stared for too long – and he was ready to risk it because you looked exceptional. he couldn't take his eyes off your figure bouncing towards the benches, and it would be a perfect memory if he hadn't noticed how all of his teammates were suddenly too interested, beyond the acceptable for just being curious about the intruder.

no, they were all gawking at you, seated prettily and waiting for him to go talk to you.

that's why he interrupted practice, excusing himself from the field and running towards where you were patiently sitting, he could feel his colleagues' gaze piercing holes at his back as he grabbed your hand and pulled you with him, guiding your confused self into the lockers and glueing his lips to yours as soon you both got in.

he needs them to know you're already taken, needs it to be as clear as day that he's your boyfriend and you're the happiest with him.

he moves away from your neck, watching your glossy eyes and swollen, slightly parted lips with your tongue lolling out, you are so fucked out already, quiet whimpers leaving you as you try in vain to hold back, brows furrowed as you stare back at him. shit, how is he supposed to control himself when you look so pretty, so hot while getting railed?

and he's the only one who can get you like this. no one other than himself is able to satisfy you the way he does, and no one will ever get to love you the way he loves you.

with his fingers wrapping around one of your knees, he pushes your leg further open, drilling his cock inside your hole faster – harder, ripping a loud moan out of you as you bring your hand to cover your mouth, trying your best to stay quiet. the helpless glare you give him is enough to drive him insane, doe eyes silently pleading him to have mercy on you because the others might just hear it with how loud you both are being, the sounds of skin slapping against skin, his whimpers and your whines bouncing off the walls and echoing through the tiles.

but he needs to make it clear what you two are doing right now, and if he can't have them hearing, they'll surely see the evidences of it on you.

"they were all–ngh! all ogling you... filthy bastards, gotta make sure they know you're mine." circling your waist with his free arm, he brings your body even closer to his – it that's even possible. kissing down from your cheek to your jaw, then reaching your neck, he sucks a bruise right on your collarbone, where he knows your shirt won't cover and it's gonna catch the attention of whoever looks at you – anyone will know you're taken at first sight. you whine at the feeling, nails scratching his nape and ness thinks he might just cum on the spot – you're marking him too.

he doesn't stop at just one hickey, painting your neck red and purple from your jaw to your shoulders, tongue licking at every new mark to soothe your fragile skin, and with each one he can feel you clenching tighter and tighter around him, your inner thighs getting slippery with the amount of slick your sloppy cunt is gushing out, soaking his dick, pelvis and even the sink you're sitting on.

he knows you're about to cum anytime, and so is he. letting go of your knee, he brings his fingers to your neglected clit, rubbing the soft pad of his thumb against it and the moan you let out is simply insane, how you call his name so desperately as you seek your high – and he knows he's the only thing in your clouded mind.

you're his, and his only, and the way your throw your head back, presenting your bruised neck for him – he knows you want him to give you everything he got. and so he does, sinking his teeth on your flesh, biting you hard enough to draw blood – the metallic taste all over his tongue, it's delicious, even more when you cry out as you cum on his dick, walls spasming around him.

"mmph– alexis!" it's all too much for him, the taste of your blood, your moan of his name and your sweet pussy gushing all over his cock and abdomen, practically milking him dry, he cums so hard his vision goes white for an instant.

still mouthing on your soft flesh, there's a comfortable silent in the room as both of you come down from your highs, panting heavily against each other and whining when ness pulls out of your spent hole. he bathes in the sight of your colorful throat, admiring like a proud artist admires their art, it takes all out him to not get hard again when he spots the bite mark right where your shoulder meets your neck.

"mine~" he licks and kisses the print of his teeth on your skin, muttering a small 'sorry' when he sees you wincing at the stinging pain. coming to look you in the eyes, he showers your cheeks with smooches, making you giggle before giving the fatest kiss on your lips, orbs practically heart-shaped when he speaks. "love you, mein schatz. won't let anyone take you away from me."

let's say, nobody dared to look at you for too long when you both showed up a few minutes later, your neck covered in purple marks and ness' nape red with scratches.

[kuronarnze]

Hey, i don't know if you take request but if you do....can you please write a fluff oneshot with Kaiser where Reader learns German behind his back to surprise him and then Confess to him in German?

By the way i love your writing! I was so happy to find your Account and loved reading your Kaiser and Kurona Oneshots!♡

a/n: hihi anon! Yess i do take requests, so feel free to request (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)! Omg yes i love your idea so im here for it, hehe. Aww thank you smm! You seem so sweet, i absolutely love writing kaiser and kurona oneshots, two of my favs :)), anyways thank you for requesting, and enjoy the oneshot (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+.

Michael Kaiser x Reader !

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

"Say It Again"

You had been planning this for months—spending late nights practicing pronunciation, watching videos, and even getting Ness to help (under strict orders to keep it a secret from Kaiser). It was all for this moment.

Kaiser was lounging on the couch, scrolling through his phone when you called his name. "Hey, Michael?"

He glanced up, raising a brow. "Hmm?"

You swallowed your nerves, then smiled. "Ich muss dir etwas sagen." (I have to tell you something.)

For a second, Kaiser froze. His phone slipped from his fingers and landed on his lap as he blinked at you in pure shock. "What...?"

Taking a deep breath, you continued, your heart hammering. "Ich habe Deutsch gelernt, um dich zu überraschen." (I learned German to surprise you.)

Kaiser stared at you like you had just grown wings. "You—you learned German?" His voice was quieter now, filled with something unreadable.

You nodded, nervous but determined. "Ja. Und…" (Yes. And...) You took a deep breath before finally saying, "Ich liebe dich, Mihya."

Silence.

Then—Kaiser let out a breathy chuckle, running a hand through his blonde hair as a slow, genuine smile spread across his lips. "You just—" He shook his head, almost disbelieving. "You really just did that."

You bit your lip. "Did I pronounce it okay?"

Instead of answering, Kaiser stood up, closing the distance between you in one step. His hands cupped your face gently, his blue eyes shining with something soft—something vulnerable.

"You’re unbelievable," he murmured. Then, before you could respond, he leaned in and kissed you.

The warmth of his lips, the way he held you as if you were the most precious thing in the world—it made every hour of studying worth it.

When he finally pulled back, he rested his forehead against yours, grinning. "You’re sneaky, you know that?"

You laughed. "Surprised?"

"Beyond." He brushed his thumb over your cheek, his voice softer now. "Say it again."

"Say what?" you teased, already knowing what he meant.

Kaiser chuckled, his lips brushing against yours as he whispered, "You know what."

Smiling, you said it again—this time with all the love you felt in your heart.

"Ich liebe dich, Mihya."

And when he kissed you again, you knew he felt the same.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Thank you for reading ! Oh and also feel free to request a oneshot or whatever! (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧