#HEADCANON ALERT!

[ohnovei]

ghumblr! what are your ghoul headcanons???

i am of the personal opinion that they're humanoid but more like someone tried to make a human by memory and had just the base knowledge of human anatomy. so they mostly look human just off, like uncanny valley. sometimes, they have messed up anatomy, like a second joint in their elbow or like extra vertebrae. because of that, i think they're are just naturally unsettling to most humans. like every time a ghoul and a human are in the same room, it's just uneasy and chilling

but that being said, ghouls are mostly harmless creatures! rambunctious and mischievous, but fairly docile. i think there have been very few ghoul attacks in the clergy, most attacks being accidental (during mating season or just forgetting their own strength). i think you would have to do something really bad to make a ghoul attack or kill someone. i think a lot of siblings of sin would avoid them because of the before said fact that they are unsettling. but i think the closer humans get to ghouls, the less they fear and are able to form meaningful relationships like terzo and omega or copia and his ghouls. i do think terzo and copia (probably secondo and primo too) are less inclined to fear them since they grew up in the clergy and are familiar with them. the fear that ghouls make humans fear is this primal kind of fear, like instinct. so even though they know ghouls and have been around them, there is always that fear

i also think ghouls age but very, very slowly. i think nihil's ghouls from like in the 60s look like they're 30/40. i think they'd age by their horns molting or shedding, like every time they grow a new pair, it marks a new stage in their life. teeth come and go, though. i think their teeth semi regularly fall out and regrow maybe every year or half year (i think copia would keep everyone's teeth like how cat owners keep their cats whiskers). they'd also have two times in the year when mating season rolls around. probably around late fall to early winter and early spring to mid spring. their ruts probably last, like 3 or 4 weeks, maybe quicker if they have a mate to help get it out of their system or if they get pregnant

that's pretty much all i can think of! i can do current ghoul headcanons if you guys want 😁

[suksatoru]

katsuki bakugo is, shockingly so, a bit of a romantic. if the matching gold bands adorning both of your fingers wasn't the first indicator, than maybe his love language (cooking, of all things) can prove this notion.

katsuki wears nothing but boxers and an apron in the kitchen for two reasons. one, he rolled out of bed at six am and hasn't stopped his rampage in the kitchen since. and two, he gets hot easily when he's cooking.

it's the morning of your anniversary. your first anniversary with katsuki after getting married. your husband is crafting an absolute masterpiece in the kitchen—the spatula his sword and the plate his shield. today, you're awoken by the sound of his gentle voice coaxing you awake.

"hey, open your eyes, wifey." katsuki mumbles, poking your cheek with his knuckle as he sets your breakfast tray down on your bedside table. he crawls onto the bed, pressing a teasingly hard kiss onto your forehead, prompting you to squirm in his grasp with a whine

"katsuki, you weigh a thousand pounds, please! you're gonna crush me you brute..." you whine into your pillow as he scoffs, maneuvering onto his side of the bed with a grin. he turns his lamp on, enveloping the room in a soft, golden glow.

"happy anniversary, baby." he murmurs as he gently pushes a strand of hair from your face. your eyes shoot open in an instant, and you stare at your husband owlishly before a sleepy grin overtakes your features.

"anniversary! that's today?" you giggle, and he grins smugly while moving to grab your hands, intertwining your fingers with his and pressing a gentle kiss to your knuckles

"a full year already, huh?" he murmurs against your lips, prepared to kiss you before you turn your head away with a cheeky grin

"morning breath," you comment with an adorably scrunched nose that has katsuki scoffing. with a single palm, he grabs your face and presses the most obnoxious, and oddly loving, kiss right onto your soft lips.

you laugh into his mouth, and he grins sharply, pulling away before peppering a dozen more all over your face. katsuki's kisses were usually rough and passionate in their own manner—but right now, he's taking his time. savoring the feeling of your plush skin against his mouth as he holds you flush against him.

you smile underneath him, feeling like putty before you smell it—absolute heaven—lying just a few feet away.

"breakfast in bed..?! but you said you hate getting crumbs on the sheets!" you laugh, and katsuki rolls his eyes before sitting up. he grabs your tray, setting it down in front of you as he rolls his shoulders, the muscles underneath his apron rippling with the movement.

"i suppose i'll bend the rules just this once. only because we're married, or whatever."

"or whatever," you grin, bopping his nose as he scoffs

"and because i love you...i guess..."

considering how emotionally constipated your husband was, you'll take the win! you hand katsuki his spoon, and the two of you dig into the meal.

the majority of breakfast in bed consisted of katsuki begrudgingly being hand fed by you, a few quips here and there about which one of you would be getting the first gray hair, and basking in the morning glow of the rising sun with your lover.

[lilislegacy]

percabeth daughter, to her friend: so this is my house. make yourself at home. luckily my older brothers aren’t home, so it’s actually peaceful for once

friend: that’s goo- oh my god! there are two people in your backyard trying to kill each other!

percabeth daughter: huh? oh, no those are my parents. they’re just sparring, don’t worry

friend: sparring? with… a giant knife and… a sword?

percabeth daughter: well they practice hand to hand combat too, but weapons practice is important

friend:

percabeth daughter: come on! let me show you my room

friend: alr- oh my god, is that a horse in your brother’s room?

percabeth daughter, rolling her eyes: ugh mom and dad told him to keep his window closed!

friend: wait, horses just… come into your house? through the second story window?

percabeth daughter: crazy right? they don’t even ask first. like, at least have some manners!

friend:

[araneapeixes]

rare bg3 Tav moment coming from me to you with a doodle assortment. with a goth gf cameo of course

[archeronlochan]

Bruce Wayne being a hot dad

[gothamite-rambler]

Dick Grayson, the 9-year-old Robin, was tied up in vines while Ivy casually read a book about gardening. Suddenly, Ivy's attention shifted to two of her sentient sunflowers squabbling. She raised her voice, pointing at them.

Ivy: Starry, stop picking on Pixy! I swear, sunflowers can be such brats. Ever since I gave them life, they’ve all been like this.

Robin!Dick (frog-like blinking behind his mask): You name all your plants?

Ivy: Obviously. They’re my family, my friends, my kids. Well, the buds are like children. Why wouldn’t I name the ones I care about?

Robin!Dick (smiling sweetly): That’s beautiful.

Ivy covered her smile while the young Robin hummed happily to himself.

Ivy: I thought you’d put up more of a fight. You’re not scared of me or acting like that jerk you always hang out with?

Robin!Dick: Nah, I actually agree with your mission statements and you have good energy. I am curious, how long have you been a plant lady?

Ivy: I want to say since birth, but it really started in college. I was shocked by the change at first, but controlling plants and having green skin is way better than being human.

Robin!Dick (swaying his feet lightly): Mm-hm, that makes sense. So saying “sorry for you ending up like this” isn’t the right response. You look awesome.

Ivy: Thanks, kid.

Robin!Dick: One more question—do you work for the Joker?

Ivy: God, no!

Robin!Dick: That’s good. If you did, I’d have to bite you to start.

Ivy: And I wouldn't blame you. I fucking hate that guy. Oh sorry, 'language', right?

Robin!Dick: I’ll let it slide.

As Robin and Ivy shared a laugh, Batman stealthily infiltrated the building, spotting the two of them getting along like friends.

Batman (whispering to himself): She is not about to befriend my son. That's not happening.

[exodyss]

This came to me in a dream

[colourstreakgryffin]

you know why i'm here, love.

headcanons with Alastor and a Female Rarity-Like! Reader. I'M ON MY KNEES.

love ya :3

Letssss gooooo! Al and his drama queen! I’ve been thinking about this for so long. Love you too! Thank you soooo muccchh! 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🥰😍🥹

Alastor- Crystal Heart

Alastor’s a man who’s big into fashion and appearing appealing so doesn’t it make sense his dream woman is a fashionista

Not even just a fashionista but a talented, original fashionista with her own lines of boutique stores and fancy designs. You’re not an Overlord but you may as well be. You’re the Queen of Fashion in the Pride Ring and most importantly, the Queen of Alastor’s heart

Most of the Hazbin Hotel staff find you unbearable, on the surface. You’re kinda loud, appearance-driven, almost too vain, very prissy and adamant on staying clean and perfect but Alastor loves these behaviours. He knows you’re more than a pretty face but he doesn’t mind you maintaining your poise and grace in your own way

Alastor finds your light blue telekinetic magic interesting. Your magic is the primary reason you can get out so much out under such little time. Your magical touch manipulates and smoothly moves around limitless amounts of items and whilst you work, diligent and determined, you can also bring Alastor over to give him his mandatory morning kiss

Alastor likes your accent. You have a Mid-Atlantic accent, it makes your lady flare glow even more and he likes that you and him both clash and mesh at the same time

Alastor joins you on your gemstone hunting anytime you need it, acting as your muscles to pull your wagon around effortlessly, this mf hella strong, so you don’t have to. You’re too sophisticated and classy to pull a carriage around. It may stain your gorgeous skin

If it’s not obvious, Al is kinda a simp for you but you’re a bigger simp for him

Alastor loves it that you design his coats. You make him look fashionable and he won’t ever go to any other tailor nor designer. Nobody matches your spark and he feels proud to be wearing an outfit you designed for him. He looks magnificent! Doesn’t he?

Alastor is that lovely, caring gentleman you’ve always dreamed about and when you’re around the man you like; you’re giddy, giggly and flustered. This is how you, the Pride Ring’s own lady of fashion, behaves around Alastor. Charmed, blushy and nervous about messing up, all whilst trying your damn best to not get too fangirly-like

Yeah… your romantic admiration devolves into full-blown fangirling and Alastor does not mind it at all. His girlfriend being his biggest cheerleader is all he could ask for

Alastor is the gentleman you’ve always wanted, you’re the lady Alastor has always wanted. It’s a win-win for both of you

Alastor absolutely loves the way you defend him like he’s a little deer. The way you loudly yelled you’d fight anybody for even touching him, despite the fact you’re such a lady and much prefer fashion. It makes his undead heart fly off to Heaven

Alastor knew the moment he saw you in the most wacky and unorganised mess of a dress he’s ever seen, pretty usually neatly styled and curled hair messed up and eyes twitching that you’re simply perfect and when you responded to Angel Dust asking about you with

“My emotions, darling! Stress couture!” He also knew right away that he is going to put a ring on your finger and make you his for good. You’re absolutely everything that both drives him crazy and makes him feel all the more appreciated

You’re the biggest drama queen in Hell, long outdoing Angel Dust, you whine and worry about the smallest things; you lost your diamond-encrusted ribbon? You’re laying on the velvet couch you summoned and is currently weeping for a man Alastor to save you. You’ve been unable to brush your hair more than hundred times before bed? You’re going to bed sobbing in disgust at your messy hair. You forgot to pack plates for the Hotel picnic? Where’s the dramatic fall chair?

Alastor loves your little sister, she is precious. A charming sweetie belle and he is happy to babysit for you if you need it but he notices how you’re able to balance caring for your little sister and your intense work spectacularly. It’s so impressive, it adds to the list of things Alastor loves about you

Alastor cannot look at you in any style of a beautiful dress without hiding in the corner and mentally dying. That’s how much he finds you attractive, seeing you in a gorgeous dress will send him to double Hell

Alastor is getting a hang of your pet cat, Opal. She isn’t the nicest, she is even irritable to you but he is going to keep trying to befriend your pet so you feel even more inclined to him. Look at him, he’s bonding with your feisty vicious Hell cat! Aren’t you proud of him?

Alastor isn’t use to people being so… well, generous to him. You’re so generous, even when it seems that you’re just shallow and egocentric. You care about your looks and proclaim being beautiful is your whole thing but you care immensely about everybody else, you’re a considerate, loving person with a big sister vibe to all and you’re a open, dedicated girlfriend to Alastor. You give up the most expensive and valuable items to opportunities, all for anybody else to enjoy, even if you wanted them so bad

You’re just that much of a sweetheart… it is one of the main things that drew Alastor to you. You’re innocent, you’re quite angelic for a Sinner demon

Of course, you’re in Hell because your pride, greed and vanity is so high but you’re barely a bad person. You’re more of a misguided lady of looks and Alastor, whilst being the worst person you could ever meet and date, will always protect you from Hell

Alastor gifts you all kinds of expensive gemstone jewellery to accessorises. That dark purple diamond-shaped gemstone golden-branded necklace of yours? That’s from Al. Those nice pair of shiny emerald stud earrings, yep, right from Alastor. The rose gold-detailed engagement ring now on your ring finger, delivered at your doorstep by Al himself

Alastor will help you with your work when he can, he’ll dress you in designs meant for you to wear and he’ll even help run a fashion show. He’s like your manager in an odd but cute way, he oversees your models and he announces the show himself, through his signature microphone. Many are surprised by Alastor ‘working’ for you but he isn’t ashamed to admit that his girlfriend made this fashion line and lead you out onto the stage after it’s over, so you can be admired by the crowd

You and Alastor throwing ‘darling’ at each other for fun go brrrrr~!

Alastor knows you don’t like getting dirty or wet or messy so he’ll pick you up, the moment you two encounter something gross. He’ll carry you over it. As a gentleman, he must keep you safe and since you’re specifically his lady, you let him do it. Giggling all lovestruck and like a cute happy teenage girl with her longtime crush, but situations like these always ends with Alastor happy you’re happy and you happy that you’re so close to your boyfriend like this

“Darling. Tell me all about the sports history exhibition with your friend? Was it fancy? Ooh. How about a great piece for fashion inspiration? Cough up every detail. Don’t fret, I’ll dress you for today, you just speak to me. Yes, today is business fancy for you, my dear”

[getmeoutofhell]

Random Art the clown headcanons part 2

warnings: these are actually random, so some contain nsfw!.

the horn goes every damn where with him. like, every where. “art, i’m right here. you don’t need to honk that damn thing.”/*he ignores you* “HONK!”

high key gets jealous. say you have a friend, doesn’t matter the gender, they’ll most likely end up dead or badly injured.

it’s big. and he knows how to use it.

when you guys text each other he mostly uses emojis. “😜😈🤫”/“what does that even mean??”

when he eats you out it’s sloppy. it could be your ass or pussy, sloppy asf.

him and both pennywise’s are friends, so the usually sometimes go on killing sprees together.

sometimes you can tell when he’s cussing you out silently (besides when he flips you off).

loves holding hands with you all the time. he’s so silly goose!!

okay hope you enjoyed!!

masterlist!

part 1!

[multiverseworm]

Remember that trend on TikTok where pet owners would go outside, put the pet on the ground right in the middle of them and then sprint off in opposite directions to see which pets liked each of them more?

I can totally picture Damian and Raven doing this trend for the funsies.

(I’m pretty sure this must have been done already. If it has, tag me. If it hasn’t, someone please draw it, I beg you)

Damian would be extremely confident about his pets choosing him over Raven (for obvious reasons) and would end up completely disappointed by the outcome.

Titus and Goliath would go after Raven with no hesitation whatsoever in their respective turns.

Bat-cow would go after Damian because even though she likes Raven, she trusts no one like she does Damian (he saved her from death after all).

Alfred would look at both of them sprinting away and then lay down on the ground to groom herself but when they comeback, disappointed that she didn’t go after any of them, she only allows Raven to pick her up.

———

*A few hours and no cuddles later*

Raven: Are you still mad at me? It’s not like they don’t love you anymore!

Damian: *continues to work on his finance report for Wayne Enterprises without a word*

Raven: Fine, then I guess I’ll have to go sit in silence and think about what I did.

*silence*

Raven: Naked.

*she starts to walk away while stripping her clothes off and Damian looks over his shoulder with nervous anticipation*

Raven: *distant voice* In the shower-

Damian: *Already with his shirt off and tailing her* I was merely trying to mention the lack of respect that involved-

*Banter continues in the bathroom for as long as he remains with his clothes on*

[saturnniidae]

I think Astrid Hofferson has a bad case of the 'my childhood was wasted, I grew up too fast for something ultimately proven pointless.' Syndrome and that she deserves to get to do silly things she missed out on and take up new hobbies, even if she's not particularly good at them–it's purely for the experience yknow, and learn to finally breathe no longer needing to be on constant high alert and get to be truly happy

[levisfootstool]

Can I Sit here?

Summary ; AOT men react to you asking to sit on their face.

Fet ; Levi, Armin, Eren, Jean, Connie X Fem reader

TW ; face sitting, mentions of riding 

LEVI

He would be totally unfazed by the question. He would just looking at you with his normal hard lined mouth expression." That is an absolutely filthy act, brat" Would tell you to come to his office later before going back to what ever he was doing. 

"You wanted to see me sir" you say entering Levis office. "Yes I did " He gets up from his desk, taking off his signature white scarf making his way to lay down on the couch. You watch as he begins to wipe his face off with the scarf in his hands while looking at you. "Ugh sir what are you doing?" You ask. "Cleaning off your seat. Now take off those pants and sit on my mouth brat"

ARMIN

You broke the poor man for a minute. Armin.exe not working.

Face would be as red at a tomato.After he gets over his initial shook he will not stop babbling "You.. you want to sit where!?" After some reassurance he down and even eager.

"You..you want to s..sit where!?" Armin stutters out after a moment  "On you face 'Min" you say back against the shell of his ear, shifting in his lap. "Please 'Min, just want you to make me feel good. Only you can do that, make me feel so good" You can feel his resolve melting away at your wolds, his hand sliding up your back. "If that's what you really want" He stands the two of you up before taking your hand to lead you to his room "Just be ready to not walk tomorrow babe" he says with his sweet smile. 

CONNIE

Would blush at first. Man is so down before the words are even fully out of your mouth"When? We can go now, we don't have anymore training the rest of the night!" Very eager and enthusiastic about showing you what he can do. Would be pulling you down to his room right away.

"Connie" you whine, cozying up to his side and leaning in to his ear "Can I sit on your fa-" "YES!" he says very eagerly. Turning to you, blush creeping along his face. Laughing a little "I didn't even finish my sentence" He stands up grabbing your hand to pull you to your feet "Don't have to. Know what you want and I am more then willing to, lets go pretty. Were done with training today" You allow him to pull you away from every one and toward your room "Hey where you going?" Jean calls "MIND YOUR BUSINESS" Connie calls out "I cant wait to have you shaking above me" he says a smile on his face. 

EREN

He would give you a cocky smile. His gaze would be intimidating as he gets closer to you"And what do I get out of that?" He'd have you sitting on his face backwards so you can repay the favor. 

"You want to sit on my face huh?" He glares down at you. Both his large hands pressed to the wall behind you, next to your head caging you in "Yes 'Ren" you nod. "And what do I get out of this?" You look up "What would you like" He gives off a low chuckle. "Your gonna sit on my face backwards and be a good girl and repay me too" HIs words sending a jult down between your legs, as you nod your head. He grips your hand leading you to the rooms. "Come on good girl"

JEAN

This cocky MF! Taken aback at first then gives you a little smirk "Oh you want to sit on my face huh I dont blame you" He's just happy your giving him attention.Very eagerly stops what hes doing to leave with you.

"You want to what now?" He looks at you a little shocked. You just look up at him with your big eyes. The realization of your words sets in as a smirk sets on his face "Oh so you want a ride huh?" You shake your head yes "After dinner" you say going to pick up your cup of water. His hand grabs yours. "Nope, let's go. Your my dinner tonight baby" he says as he leads you away from the dining hall. "And after you leave my face a mess, I'll let you ride something else" he says as he drags your hand across the front of his pants. [ you cant tell me he wouldnt ]

[starleska]

dude, it cracks me up that Jack is constantly drinking throughout the whole film. the first three drinks are all hot cocoa/'cocoaccinos' and the fourth is alcohol, probably whiskey...do you think he's drinking these to keep himself warm? 😭💔

[moonlightdancer26]

I just tried out the Character Headcanon Generator, and when I typed in Snape’s name I got “Severus Snape set a public school on fire and got away with it.”

Somehow that’s extremely fitting

[smallestapplin]

You know which Autobots deserve more love? Blurr and Red Alert.

You’re right and you should say it!

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Blurr is such a cutie too, his ramblings get so much worse when he’s around you, you make his spark race so he always just ends up on a nervous tangent until you silence him with a peck to his face plate. You try (and fail) to hold back a laugh as he stumbles on his woes, stuttering badly, before he stops talking and lets out a pitiful whine.

Covering his face plate with his servos to avoid your gaze.

Blurr is a bot you’d accidentally have a lot of power over, for such a small cute human, he does everything you ask and then some. Wanted a snack? Well surprise he’s taken a whole self from the super market, so take your pick.

If he hasn’t seen you in a while, a while being one day or a handful of hours, he get sstupid excited to see you again! You don’t see him coming, all you can hear are his engines and suddenly you’re up in the air in his servos, getting so many kisses cause he missed you so much!

Banter, banter, banter, he loves it so much that you two can playfully sass each other it ends up with finishing lines like “which one of us can do math? That’s what i thought.” “I hear your sass, I fail to see your point.” Or the one that made him laugh stupid hard for no reason “call that an Automobile whoopsidaisy.”

He’s very needy too, Blurr like his human and likes having you around, he doesn’t like he has to share your time and attention elsewhere and with other people and bots.

He will sulk.

But that just means he gets more kisses.

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Red Alert is a worry wot, anytime you’re not in his line of sight he’s already panicking about what happened to his little light oh my primus you’re dead somewhere and he won’t- oh hi sweetspark, how was your trip to the bathroom?

You are his voice of reason sometimes, you sit pretty on his shoulder and tell him it’s alright. War has made him a little paranoid but it’s not enough to be bothersome. Very protective over you, he doesn’t want any harm to come to you, so he makes sure to human proof his work station and habsuite.

You try to tell him he doesn’t need to, but it’s nice he cares about you so much. Red alert treats you like royalty and spoils you rotten with his affection, always keeping you close and honestly I could see him being one of the first autobots to try and sparkbond with you.

He carries you in his spark chamber a lot as is, so being bonded to you? Oh just the thought makes him swoon.

You can easily get your way with him if you just coo out his name so sweetly, almost like a song, and he caves so quickly, he goes from saying “no, absolutely not.” Or “oh…well, okay just be safe, okay?” All hearts in his optics just looking at you.

A few of his friends joke he’s so down bad for just a little human, but he agrees with them he is, how could he not be? The stars in the galaxy don’t shine as bright as you, not in his optics.

[kazutora-kurokawa]

Hello! If requests are open, may I submit a request for yandere baji with an reckless s/o (Cross the street like she has 9 lives, talks to strangers unprompted AND lowkey tends to attract weirdos bc she wants to be nice to everyone but doesn't release that not everyone is nice?)

(I apologise if my request was too specific. Have a nice day!)

Yandere!Baji x Reckless!Reader

♡ SFW, fem reader, violence (not against reader), Baji being a menace per usual ♡

note: pls don't apologize, I love when people are specific with requests (I can't follow bare bones instructions because I lack comprehension sometimes lmao)

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🔥 This man has to watch your every move before you get yourself killed

🔥 Holds your hand when you walk across the street because you just dart into traffic like an idiot

🔥 Reminds you not to talk to strangers who look shady and gets frustrated when you don't listen to him and proceed to be nice to anyone who talks to you. He has had to murder so many people you approach (some for no real reason but you obviously won't find that out anyway)

🔥 He doesn't trust you with sharp objects like knives or scissors because you tend to fling them around when you hold them and have probably almost stabbed him before

🔥 He can't even trust you in the kitchen period because you and the stove don't mix well, he came home once to you almost burning the kitchen down 😑

"I was gone for ten minutes...what the hell could've happened in ten minutes?!"

🔥 Sometimes he wonders how easy life would be if he just locks you away somewhere, but he knows you'd still probably end up hurting yourself

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