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[konigofmyheart]

könig is your personal hand warmer…

・❥・yelps when you put your freezing hands against his neck, catching him off guard as he doesn’t wear his mask around you

・❥・yet instead of pushing you away, he grabs your hands and stuffs them down the top of his thick sweater, pressing them against his chest <3

・❥・give it a couple of seconds and your hands are practically burning up (how is he so warm all the time?!)

・❥・now, if you trail your hands just a tad further down and squeeze, that’s the full body warm up activation sequence, schätzchen…

[praeteritus-memories]

' don't move for a moment dearest.' Hannah said approaching Alucard, her hand gently cupping his she held it up infront of her, giving his knuckles a small kiss she slid a ring onto one of his fingers giving a smile. ' When I went into town, I thought this would fit you perfectly.' / for alucard!

Alucard was surprised she managed to stumble upon something so intricate and beautiful, but it makes the dhampir smile. The ring's crimson stone was nostalgic, at least in a way when red stones were something common in his childhood, he tilts his head down to kiss her lips as a thank you.

"It's lovely. You know...You deserve a ring as lovely as this too. I can't say I have particularly good luck with jewelry, but I hope to find a lavender ring for you."

[brainrotcharacters]

When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax

[kendyroy]

“They gave me runway in this film. There’s one monologue in there. I can’t tell you the details of it. I say more words in that monologue than I said in an entire movie once as Wolverine. But there are sides of the character that I’ve been scratching at for 24 years […] There is stuff in this movie where I was like, ‘This is the thing I’ve been trying to get out’ and I feel so excited about it.”

— Hugh Jackman talking about Logan in Deadpool & Wolverine (x)

[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

[saelrum]

"Was I sweet once?"

[fallen-goldfishcracker]

Wyll is so fucking funny and no amount of acknowledgement about this could ever be enough. He's literally walking around being so casually hilarious completely under-the-radar. He calls Halsin a "thick hunk of an elf". He once accidently implied that he was fucking an ogre instead of killing it and then proceeded to absolutely stumble his way through explaining. He gets excited by Lae'zel talking about carnal pleasures. He canonically tells his pessimistic thoughts to shut the hell up. He volunteers to babysit Shadowheart's hypothetical werewolf babies as long as she gets him gloves. He tries to give Gale a hero moniker like his own. He jokes that his father, the Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate, can't spell. He calls Astarion "Mister Fangs". He makes up storybook chapter names for his own fucking adventures. As a child he got chased by the Flaming Fist for stealing fruit, nearly drowned trying to find mermaids in the harbor, and almost successfully broke into the Counting House. He reads monster erotica, and is not ashamed to tell you about it. He ranks eating pudding among life's greatest moments. He will, without shame and completely unprompted, meow at you. He is 24 years old.

[mischievous-thunder]

That's Wade ramming into the fourth wall full force

[familiar-finn]

(from Mateo)

¡Feliz cumpleaños! Not sure if you like tres leches cake but it’s the only one I know how to make so I hope you enjoy it. You deserve a great day and I hope you have one. We should celebrate together some time, my treat. 

See you soon.

- Mateo

[watmalik]

Wolverine being a confirmed boy kisser by Hugh Jackman.

[nottheangel-raphael]

[astrallar]

This man holds my heart just like he holds these ducks

[chloesimaginationthings]

He has no mouth but he must scream in FNAF..

[hinamie]

I don't want to regret the way I lived

[kendyroy]

Seeing Logan in the TVA makes me laugh so hard for some reason? Like I know he’s lived to see technology evolve and stuff, but there’s something so funny about a guy from the 1800s standing in some kind of retro-futuristic timey wimey agency to me. Man is confused as hell.

like what da hell is a polar bear doin in arlington texas

[praeteritus-memories]

♋ he took jouta to the amusement park and saw a dolphin plush and just had to get it for hubby ok

Here he thought he was getting that dolphin plush for Jouta, maybe sort of reminding their toddler son of one of his dad's work, but he's pretty surprised by the dolphin plush for him.

Jotaro may be a grown man, but even he is just as susceptible to something cute as anyone else, especially when it's one of his favorite aquatic creatures.

He hugs the plush tight with one arm, feeling pretty damn embarrassed that he's a grown man seen hugging a dolphin plush, so he quickly takes the other's hand to play it off like he's holding it for Jouta instead. "It's...soft, thank you, Nori." He mutters, thankful the brim of his hat is long enough to hide his pink cheeks.