#HE KEEPS DOING THIS

[wishchip106]

how to always be forgiven by your ex with four easy steps by Erik lehnsherr

Step 1. know how to play chess

this is very important otherwise all your attempts at getting back with your ex will be futile

Step 2. walk up to your ex with a chessboard when they’re least expecting it

catching them by surprise makes it much harder for your ex to escape the situation

Step 3. apologize (if necessary)

in most cases, your ex will want to hear that they were right (even when they are clearly not)

Step 4. look at your ex with big gay eyes

this is the most important step, how else could you show your ex that you still care about them?

by this point your ex should be looking at you like this:

if not repeat steps 3 and 4

[shouldering-worlds]

ok yeah Dan I know we have been creepy and asked too many personal questions before but PLEASE STOP. WE DONT WANNA KNOW YOUR FAVORITE POSITION TO FUCK IN!!!! PLEASE!!!! 🙏 🙏 I NEVER ASKED 🙏🙏

[saritamanyalu]

Starscream keeps getting bit even after Sentinel is on friendly terms with him. His arrogance brings out cuteness aggression in him lol.

Alpha Trion: Sentinel. Wait here and I'll be right back.

Sentinel: Uhum..

Alpha Trion leaves to take care of his business, leaving Sentinel alone with Starscream.

Starscream: … Stares at Sentinel -You're a hideous, son of a gli-

Sentinel bites Starscream

Starscream: AAAAAAAAAAH!

[voidofcookies]

Your average late night fae encounter

[asterism-unknown]

tubbo: how does this [almost dying] keep happening to me?!?!

also tubbo earlier: oh that [a very trap looking trap] looks fun to stand in and not at all ominous! (it was a trap)

ALSO tubbo the day before: lets go in the death pit! nothing bad can happen in there! (dies to the death pit)

[amethystroselily]

Neil will be having these moments of great emotional growth and understanding of those around him and then immediately turn around and say the cruelest thing anyone could possibly say in that situation

[eirianerisdar]

James Vowles: On paper this isn’t a track that will suit our car

Alex: *P2 in two free practices*

[queen-hastur]

luke i am going to burst the tires of your motorcycle if you rev that shit one more time

[gabriel-the-trickster]

Like I’ve said before, sometimes Anthony doesn’t like to let go of his hide

[nerdetiquette]

I feel like the reaction every time Nureyev shows up is just that Tyra Banks clip: “I was rooting for you. We were all rooting for you!”

[wishchip106]

another example of Erik never being able to take his eyes off Charles

i counted and he stared at Charles for ten seconds it doesn’t seem like much but he literally does not look anywhere else

HE EVEN DOES A DOUBLE TAKE

i’m literally sick of him atp…

(side note i love the fact Moira looks like she does not give a shit about what Charles is saying at all 😭)

[therooknook]

Alright, I’ve been saving my keys for months now and this is an SSR. Let’s hope he’ll show up for the hundredth pity and- he’s here in the first 10, isn’t he.

…Hooray!!!

[zannolin]

and i heard god's voice on the radio...he sounded like rock 'n roll...she sounded like r&b....and i heard god's voice on the radio but i guess she didn't hear me OH PHILIP LABES WE'RE REALLY IN IT NOW???

[tadpoles-yay]

Pablo

[nickyofthestars]

Aew really loves putting women's matches in the death spot

[stealingpotatoes]

cat summer begins the literal millisecond they see one (1) spot of sun