#HE IS PRECIOUSSSSS

[killuaisaprincess]

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Killua pouts.

“Y-You can’t say no! ‘C-Cause it’s my birthday!”

Killua’s saying that, but there are tears in his eyes like he’s expecting Gon to say no.

Gon smiles softly.

“Okay.”

[banqanas]

saw an edit of rmpg livestream (?) on my tiktok and it was them pulling the cards from BOT wafers

and iM CRYINGGGG RYUCHA who just watched the excitement from afar 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 and only silently joined them when Shogo and Kaisei came in too 😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

[gojoest]

he's literally me

[coyging]

[mayakrish08]

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO GO THERE ASAP?!?!

[preciouslittlefawnie]

Hi still thinking abt boy I am down so bad eep

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Eddie, after watching the LOTR movies for the first time, squats on the bed while Steve is lying in the bed. He strokes Steve’s cheek with his finger.

Eddie: My preciousssss.

Steve: Eddie, I love you, but for fuck's sake it's 2am.

Eddie: Precioussss issss angryyyy at Smeagol. Gollum! Gollum!

Steve smacks Eddie so hard with his pillow he falls off the bed.

Eddie: Smeagol issss hurt. Preciousss, whyyy?

[juiceboxscans]

Sobbing, yawning, eating leftovers.

Heyyyyy Raise family! It's the weekend. Finally. Whether it's another epic Fri-yay! or you celebrated People Getting Together and Eating Lots of Carbs Day yesterday and are leaning into Native American Heritage Day today, or maybe you’re getting the jump on your holiday shopping, we hope you're doing well. (´• ω •`) ♡

Reminder: Konishi is on hiatus so there is no new Japanese chapter this month! The next Japanese chapter will be released around Christmas and our version will go up January 15th, 2024 when we're back from our holiday travels and celebrations. We appreciate your patience!

More reminder: If you're collecting the licensed English physicals/digitals, Volume 6 will be available on that big site we all use, or your local bookseller/chain bookstore, on January 16th, 2024.

Mentioning this because it has one of the best covers. In case you needed to be reminded of how hot these two are. ☆*:.｡.(￣﹃￣)

Meanwhile back at JBS HQ: We're chillin' like villains and chatting with our new member, Boudicea, who has mad skills. She did a great job updating CH37.1, which included several Twitter sketches Konishi made in 2021 featuring Shouma. Poor sweet boy has a shitty memory. Riiiiip Morisaki-san. (*ﾉωﾉ)

One more month to go until the new chapter!

[sonicjustbecause]

Rouge the thief has no darkide? according to Sonic prime...

When Sonic shattered the prysm, we got pieces of all character personalities. Some got darksides, but some more appear to have a pure heart. And some are unsuspicious:

Sonic: Sonic didn't shatter but he has a counterpart since 2001. Yes, Shadow. The two guys are virtually identical and the only difference is their colours. Shadow's overall different experssion is over a face that is very same of Sonic. Like all counterparts, Shadow is not the opposite of Sonic in all aspect. In some aspect they're the same. Shadow was not mean to be Sonic's shadow but he is Sonic's reflection. One thing that underline this is that Sonic is overall right handed and Shadow is overall left handed. Yet there are things that are the other way (Shadow uses the right when using Chaos control, while Sonic favour his left).

They both love a good challenge.

If Sonic did statter I'm sure one of them would be the exact copy of Shadow (except the colour), with quills upward and outward. Another would be a drama queen, a cry baby (Sonic is known to be particularly good at holding back his tears. In one shatterspace, maybe the boscage, he would cry over the smallest thing, a sort of soy boy, or soy hedgehog). Another dimension would give us a Sonic who is a literal superstar. No place I think.

A shattered Shadow would give us a cheerful yet a bit delinquent Shadow, like the one from Chousoku Sonic. No place maybe. We can have a innocent version of him from boscage maze and a melancholic yet sociable version from New Yolk.

I don't know if Sonic and Shadow would have at least one evil counterpart.

Rouge: all Rouge counterparts from the shatterspace are good hearted. That's surprising since Rouge is a thief and thieves are criminal, although their crime may be minor. She might reflect the imaginary figure of the lady thief, she steal but she is kind and gentle.

Amy also has no evil counterpart. Rusty is a cyborg that was controlled by the chaos council but once she got her mind back she quickly chooses the heroes. Is not that surprising that Amy is pure hearted.

Big the cat is a large fluffy Siberian cat. And in all his countermarts, he is still a large fluffy Siberian cat. This guy is true to himself, pure, honest at the point to never change, it doesn't matter what.

Knuckes has one evil counterpart, Dread. Dread is literally a psychopath. He is funny at first glance. Then you discover a liar, a manipulator, he uses other people for his goals and he is attracted by power and lust. Once people around him aren't useful amymore they can go, well... to fuck theirselves. He seems having some Gollum traits ('My beauty' mirror Gollum's 'My preciousssss!').

Interesting that a so naive character like knuckles has a so sly counterpart like Dread.

Tails has one evil counterpart, Nine. Being 8 years old, Nine is just at the early stage of his role of the mad scientist. He is in the moment you discover something big you would never imagine. A power that you mean to use for yourself without meaning harm at the start. But the power is so big you get corrupted and drunk, wanting more and more without realizing. Nine was strongly against the idea of ripping apart the shatterspace... and once he gets the power, he rips the shatterspace apart, even making some world explode (like Ghost hill).

If Rouge, Amy and Big have no dark side, Eggman is pure evil. His counterparts are five, all cruel and all getting along. Is like the opposite of Big the cat.

[kenopsiatoast]

OH MY GOSH HES SO PRECIOUSSSSS

[frodo-with-glasses]

Discord Discussion Highlights: Lobelia

meg is me:

Something about how lotr has happy endings even though they aren't the same as we were hoping

Tolkien cares about the ponies Tolkien cares about Lobelia Tolkien cares

M.aggie:

Oh yes

Tolkien takes special care of Frodo, and other hobbits doesn't he?

RebirthoftheMustelid:

I love Lobelia's redemption at the end. Something about showing the difference between true evil and just everyday curmudgeonry. It's like no, this old woman is not evil. Even if her son became evil, even if she and Bilbo didn't get along, this old woman is not evil. She is just like anyone else, and when evil did come, she got trampled by it even worse than some who were arguably "better" people. Poor Lobelia. I hope her last few years were kind to her.

meg is me:

Frodo doesn't need any more enemies in his life and I'm so happy lobelia became his friend

RebirthoftheMustelid:

Absolutely. Just because she's a cranky old lady doesn't mean she's an enemy, or evil or cruel or any of that.

meg is me:

Basically the only thing that made her "evil" was that she wanted Bilbo dead 😂

Sort of

Lol she wanted his nice house

Windmill to the Stars:

I don't think Lobelia was a like a good person, I think she was kind of mean, greedy, petty, etc. But she was just a lady going about her business . . .

RebirthoftheMustelid:

True. She was unpleasant, yes. Sharp-tongued, greedy, sometimes genuinely nasty. But one moment of kindness after everything broke her. And I think that says a lot

Me:

I just got back from grocery shopping to see this outpouring of love for Lobelia and I couldn’t be happier 💚💚💚

heckinmusicdork:

lady glasses After all this time, I think you've finally made a believer out of me! Yeah sure she may have been Unpleasant for most of her life, but this was a turning point for her, I'm certain of it. It's never too late for someone to change ❤️

Me:

Mercy is extended to everyone. Sometimes it’s easier to forgive the evil than the annoying, but Tolkien offers mercy to them both.

I think the line “she had never in her life been popular” sums up everything about Lobelia. I imagine she’d experienced so much hurt and rejection over the years that she’d eventually shut down and stopped trying, just looking out for herself and no one else. Was some of her pain self-inflicted? Possibly. But there’s a hobbit under all that anger and hurt, and she doesn’t deserve love any less than anyone else.

Bonus:

meg is me:

Au where the ring comes to lobelia like hey I can get you that nice smial you've been wanting

M.aggie:

My preciousssss housssseeee ~ Lobelia Sackville-Baggins

M.aggie is @sweetmaggie, RebirthoftheMustelid is @weezlbot, Windmill to the Stars is @windmilltothestars, heckinmusicdork is @heckin-music-dork, and meg is me does not have tumblr :-3

[yxstxrdrxxm]

Haha I’m glad you suffered enjoyed my ask!! I personally don’t simp for Boss, but your recent imagine was a delight to read. I’ll definitely look forward to future Boss posts if it means more dark stories >:3

Also, if you don’t mind more ramblings about Friend! Reader, I imagine that they know Boss is a “difficult” partner with questionable morals; but other than that, he does a good job at hiding his toxicity + crimes from them. And Reader, though not as rich as him, is very successful in their job—so much that it’s actually impossible for Boss to threaten their financial/ job security.

(I just say this bc I like the thought of Boss with a darling who is challenging in all aspects. He doesn’t deserve any broken darling + yandere victory rights from me lol)

Ohh and here’s another scenario!! After months of sexual tension, Boss and Reader actually hook up. He thinks he’s made progress…..only to wake up the next morning and find a fully-dressed Reader about to leave. They cheerfully thank him for the “fun night” and tell him to enjoy the hotel breakfast on his own. Whether or not Boss asks them to stay, it’s clear who won that battle~

Omg... Friend Darling/Reader who is on equal grounds. Please I think I've hoarded this enough but this gets my brainrot back. PLEASE...

I'm gonna be fr though but Boss would definitely find that difficult. I think not in a "oh I'm gonna stop pursuing" but in the "let's see what can be done to make you go down" yk, because I SWEAR he has the capability of doing so. I just find it very 🤔 since he lowkey would fuck around with friend darling's job if they said the word of what's happening there and whatnot.

(maybe... Ahem, a co worker trying to hit on them or even their superiors giving them a hard time. Coughs.)

(also please dont, give him pain and the struggle to get there. I am also not giving him ANY broken darling rights because he's irredeemable. Psychotic even. Man needs to go to therapy but even I'm considering to revoke that right)

OH THE LAST ONE LMFAOOOOO PLEASE FRIEND READER DOING THAT... Girl I am so sorry but atp, Boss is enamored. Obsessed even. He gives me straight up golem vibes from LoTR (I think? Please correct me, I don't tune into that media) where he goes "MY PRECIOUSSSSS"

On god the boss... Man good fucking luck reader. I'm just saying that if you don't have him obsessed enough to want you, you do now. I WOULD recommend getting someone who can ward him off though, since there's probably some that can help friend reader. Hopefully anyway.

[whentheynameyoujoy]

Y'know, if you ignore the horrifying parts about Armando beating up Nicolas—which is every single one of them—the scene is, once again, really really funny.

Armando: *hissing, spitting, clinging to Betty like an STD* Never gonna give you up, every breath you take, my preciousssss.

Nicolas: Christ, I’m getting so sick of you harrassing my bestie. You’re the only one around here who keeps hurting her and now that I know what you are I’m not gonna allow you to keep doing th--

Betty: Hey, moron, shall we perhaps not reveal our secret scheme to the guy we're secretly scheming against?

Armando: That walking erection over there is only pursuing you for money!

Betty: *recently learned that Armando only pursued her for money* 🔪 eeenteresting🔪

Armando: Yeah, I know, how horrible, right?

Nicolas: *points to his chest tattoo that says Made for the Sensual Touch of Patricia Fernandez* So I guess this means nothing to you.

Armando: Betty, darling, please, snap out of the pheromone haze, this foul fiend doesn't care about you, he's only trying to use you for his own ends, the manipulative mustache twirling abuser that he is, look, you can practically see him stroking a cat!

Betty: *eyeballs spinning in her skull like she's in the Exorcist* Please Lord, give me the strength not to kill everyone around me and then myself.

Nicolas: *full-on breakdancing* Want a piece of me?

Armando: *goes to town on Nicolas* Don't worry about this inseminator and his mating ritual, Betty, I shall save you from your lust for his stupid sexy flesh!

Betty: *slaps the absolute shit out of her upper class boss in front of his employees*

Armando:...

Armando: 👉👈 I wuw u?

[the1975attheirverybest]

Ffs I wanna see him reversing his car out of a parking space. You know he holds the back of the passenger seat, all fit and that 😭😭😭

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 YES AND ITS SO PRECIOUSSSSS UGH 😩

[vex-bittys]

A small Fresh style bitty with some mushrooms growing off the top of his head appears in the store with a soft purple rock held above his head. He quickly skitters over to the main desk, places it in Vex's hand and leaves just as quick as he came. You feel as if you are being watched now.

*Vex sure does feel like she’s being watched but... rock. Rock purple. Rock pretty. Pretty purple rock.

*Vex shuffles to the corner, curling around the rock like a gremlin. You can’t be sure, but you think she might be calling it her preciousssss and hissing and hiding it from anyone who comes near.

*From that moment on, it is understood that the feeling of being watched is just part of being in the shop, no mushrooms shall be harmed in case they are attached to a certain Fresh type bitty, and some bitty chow and water is always left out after closing time so the little guy can eat and drink when he’s comfortable.

[ck90]

So... @foxyyaoguai  & @jadedbirch tagged me and all I can say is, “Dude! You slapped a fish!” (or you tagged the socially awkward turtle!)

Rules:  ‹‹\( ˙▿˙　)/››‹‹\(　˙▿˙ )/››

Favorite Books: Ok, so here’s the thing. To Kill a Mockingbird is probably my all time fav that I had to read, but actually really enjoyed. (The ‘sequel’ does not exist.)  But I mostly follow writers (unless I kick them off the island). So, I’ll say that I will read anything by Shelly Laurenston (love her crazy bitches) and anything written in the Honorverse by David Weber (I love epic space operas).

Last fanfic I read and loved: Okay, ok, ok, ok. There are so many, like really. OMFG this fandom is so amazing I’ve downloaded by favs, made a cover, and put them in my tablet and phone and have backups. Preciousssss. 

So, for May, my goal was to read as many of my ‘marked for later’ and leave comments especially if they are wips regardless of last update. And I have and my heart breaks because there are some really, really good stories out there that are forever wips. ૮╥﹏╥ა

Instead, let me list some of my fav rereads (in no particular order): 

Stunted, Starving Juvenility (oh, how I love thee)

Symmetry (mind-blowing)

The Same Moon Shines (this is really the one that taught me about an idea spawning multiple versions of itself)

Bend (holy guacamole, Batman!)

Maybe, You’re the Reason (as my bookmark says,  JFC on a pogostick. Need an ice bath, stat. It's smoking hawt. So yeah.)

Fanfic tropes/ships/kinks I never thought I would like, until this one fanfic came along and made me see the light: Omegaverse and mpreg. I still look askew at this trope but there were some talented writers that had me hooked and now it’s no longer in my ‘nope’ list. (This might be a MXTX thing and may not travel to other fandoms, tho.)

WIPs:  Weeeellll. The bunnies are alive. I have a Scrivener opened and organized. Words have been written. Fuck. I have an idea that spawned a multiverse, but...I don’t know, man. I don’t know.  U(⁎˃ᆺ˂)U

Current obsession: MDZS has been my obsession for a while now. I don’t see it dying anytime soon. 

Fictional character I would marry:  Nie Huaisang. Look, I get it. Lan Xichen is beautiful and kind and sweet and would make a fine husband. But SangSang will set the world on fire for those he loves and I’ll happily gather tinder and watch it burn with him. Also, he has a great porn collection.

My favorite Fandom Tumblr blog: @wangxianficfinder {´◕ ◡ ◕｀} They do the Dark Lord’s service and I’m am grateful. But really, I have found so many great fics because of them. 

A fandom friend I want to thank: I would like to thank @jadedbirch for putting up with my creepy love and fanfic covers. And @foxyyaoguai for reaching out (told you I was a socially awkward turtle ٩(θ‿θ)۶)

My best fandom-related advice: Be weird. It’s okay. We are all weird here.