#HE DIDNT DIE

[stag-beetle-wastaken]

im really tired and its 2 am in my country rn so this one will be a bit short

anyway have fun reading, this is another ep of Sleeping issues!Reader

“Ye look very comfortable.” Soap smiles, his arm wrapped around you, his fingertips running along your back. That damned accent of his making you feel butterflies as always.

You giggle. “I was cold, and you were hot... plus, you're squishy. And your arms make a good pillow... So what can I say?” You shrug and plant a kiss on his cheek.

"Lass, please. I can't breathe." The big guy wheezes.

"Don't be silly. You're my pillow now." You yawn. "You're so warm."

"Mhm. If I die like this, I'll die a happy lad, aye?"

"Oh please, don't be dramatic, Johnny-"

Your voice was cut off by him theatrically wheezing and pretending to pass out (im talkin hand on the forehead tounge out kinda dramatic)

"Johnny!"

"Okay okay, I'll stop lassie."

[pyrosomatic-metamorphosis]

Im still thinking about the fact that bad didnt die yesterday. he didnt expect to live. he was wearing slime armour, which is awful against explosions. he was on one heart while elq was trying to kill him and it didnt work. It was maximus who downed bad. he looked down at elquackity, in that pit-of-a-grave he’d built for both of them, and failed to join him

I just. bad gave elquackity his totem. and only elquackity died. help

[the-ultimate-obsessive-fangirl]

GUYS GUYS GUYS

I have a theory

About the death of House

Get this right

My theory

*cough cough to clear throat*

HE DIDN'T DIE

That's my theory :)

[bunny-j3st3r]

Starlines is gonna be back next issue trust

My source?

Dont

Don't worry about

[starsarestories]

Fred Weasley's death keeps me up at night

[dongyeonsimp]

Making the Vincenzo cast in the sims and having Han Seo live in a house with his 2 hyung and noona was a genius idea 💯

[suspicioustoads]

You'd be surprised how much confirmation bias lets you get away with things. Peculiar child with good grades? Must be a Good Kid™ who can do no wrong.

[drownmeincolor]

heard my dad choking in the kitchen and i not once hesitated to keep drawing in my room in peace.

[catmask]

my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child “i even have a gay work friend” but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him

[emberglowfox]

birds of a feather

[purple-iris]

Star trek short film - Unification by the Roddenberry archive available on YouTube

[kkoct-ik]

yttdisms now im moved in

[5dbuckbox]

THE CANARY IN A COAL MINE

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I love the idea that after the canary curse was broken he became more of a phoenix, it's super awesome imo

[amaranthdahlia]

where you go, i go

[opikiquu]

my life a movie (PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR)

[feral-queercore-punk]

viktor nation oh my god i cant fucking function with this much content im going to explode. we were starved so long and now i feel like a withered adventurer finding solace in a palace and gorging myself uncontrollably until i die