#HE DID THE 4S FUCK YEAH

[witchwhaat]

okay i'm back, men's fs part three 😳

[j3nniediaz]

🦩 being in the main 4s friend group !! (fluff obvi) ☀️

if u get a crush, be prepared to here 2 diff things.

“y/n how many times have i told u, stop being delulu” from cartman and kenny

and then

“y/n don’t listen to them, yeah u should shoot ur shot!” from stan and kyle

imagine ft calls at like 11:36 pm.. ON SUMMER BREAK TOO

“hey y/n i’m jealous of ur heart.” -kenny

“and why is that 🤨” -y/n

“because it’s pounding inside of u and i’m not.” *white tee by summer walker starts playing* -kenny

“W RIZZ🔥🔥🔥🔥” -cartman

*kyle and stan just privately texting each other*

imagine y’all did talent shows and like one of y’all is a judge.. LMAOO

“alr next is kenny mcormick.” -kyle

*body by megan thee stallion starts playing*

“BODY YADYYADYADY” -kenny

“ur fucking weird… next.” -kyle

* u and cartman r rofl while stan records *

don’t ask why but kenny would smack ur ass like randomly. like when he’s behind u and he realizes he has the chance to smack that dumptruck of urs hes gonna do it.

*smack*

“OW WTF KENNY?..” -y/n

“it wasn’t me it was kyle!” -kenny

“r u serious rn.” -kyle

y’all go over to kyles to study! (y’all never study)

“look at how ___ looks rn😭” -y/n

“they look like a dehydrated horse.” -cartman

“can y’all actually do work instead of copying me.” -kyle

“sowwy kylie wylie… i didn’t mean to….” -y/n

“get out of my house rn.” -kyle

_____

im sorry that’s all u guys get😭..

requests r open *giggles cutely*

[littlemelaninfics]

can you do something where y/n says the safeword bc he is going too rough or doing too much or just made y/n cry.

(with bucky, steve or eddie)

Steve pulled into the driveway parking the car. He took out the key before looking at you. “Go upstairs and sit on the bed. I’m going to be there in a minute.”

You unbuckled your seatbelt and opened the door. You gave him one last look before following his instruction. You hung your head and walked into the house, going straight upstairs. You kicked off your heels before you sat nervously on the end of the bed. Your heart was beating and your mind was racing with anticipation.

A few minutes later you heard footsteps coming up the stairs. You sucked in your breath as Steve walked in. He stood there in his white button up, unfastening and pushing up the arm sleeve.

He walked over to you and caressed the side of your face; his thumb tracing your lips. He pushed gently and you let him in, sucking on the pad.

“Lay down for me,” he demanded. You did as he said laying down on the bed. He instantly caged your body, hovering over you. Your breath was caught in your throat as he looked down at you like you were his prey. His plaything.

His hands snaked up your leg. “You looked so amazing tonight, you know that?" Steve kissed your lips but pulled away before you could enjoy it. “But I told you not to wear panties and you tested me. You know you can’t test me. I’m the only one he gets to do that.” Steve sat up. “Turn around.”

You did as he said getting on all 4s. You pressed your butt against him, you can feel his hard pressing painfully against his pants.

“Hey.” Steve hand came across your ass making you moan. “Behave.”

You whined but followed his word. Steve pushed up your dress and looked down at the thin fabric of your panties. Hs eyes went dark with lust at the little wet spot forming. He smirked to himself as he pulled your panties aside and ran his fingers through your folds.

You moaned softly at the feeling and Steve yanked his finger away. You heard him unbuckle his pants and before you knew it he was running his tip in between your pussy lips.

You moaned but it was cut off when he unexpectedly pushed his entire cock into you. You groaned in pain as you gripped the blanket under you.

Steve thrust into you sharply making you hiss. He never gone this hard which started to worry you. I wasn't sitting right and he didn't feel like Steve. Steve on the other hand was too busy whispering dirty words into your ear and moaning out loudly to realize you weren't fully there. It barely felt like pleasure to you.

He pinned your head to the bed and drove his cock deeper than ever before. Your scream got caught in your throat, so you couldn't even alert him.

“You like that baby?” Steve asked as he put his hand around your neck and brought you up to his chest. “Steve–AH!”

“yeah take my cock.”

“OW! STOP! CHERRY! CHERRY! CHERRY!” You screamed out

Steve instantly stopped and quickly pulled out, making you wince in pain once more. You pushed him away and curled up with a pillow on the bed, crying softly.

“Y/n, what’s wrong? Did I hurt you?” he asled trying to examine your body.

"No!" you said as you pushed his hand away

"Baby, please don't push me away. It's me, baby. I'm right here. Tell me what happened."

"You hurt me. It hurt and I got scared," you said softly and half into the pillow. "I wasn't wet enough."

"Fuck. Baby, I'm so sorry. You looked wetter than you actually were. Please, baby. I'm so sorry," he said crawling up to the headboard and pulling you into his lap

"Please don't do it again."

"Never, baby. You did so good for me." He tried to hide his emotions to not scare you more, but Steve let a little tear escape when he saw you had fallen asleep. You were his baby and he would never hurt you on purpose.

He has to do better.

[umi-adxhira]

𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 | 𝐈𝐍 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐘

𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐋

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒: ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ ʀᴇx, ʜᴀʀʀɪꜱᴏɴ ɢʀᴀʏ, ʟɪᴀᴍ ᴇᴠᴀɴꜱ, ᴇʟʙᴇʀᴛ ɢʀᴇᴇᴛɪᴀ, ᴀʟꜰᴏɴꜱᴇ ꜱʏʟᴠᴀᴛɪᴄᴀ, ʀᴏɢᴇʀ ʙᴀʀᴇʟ, ᴊᴜᴅᴇ ᴊᴀᴢᴢᴀ, ᴇʟʟɪꜱ ᴛᴡɪʟɪɢʜᴛ, ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀ

𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄: I've always wanted to do this and they're English so yippee 😍. Some of these (most of these) are based on experience I had in my secondary school so yeah

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊

#𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐑𝐄𝐗

Year 11

That kid that did the absolute bare minimum but somehow got decent grades

The Year 7s and 8s all had a crush on him, and it genuinely made him feel uncomfortable 💀

The teachers fucking love him idk what to say he's a good boy ig

The typa guy to adopt future roadmen Year 7s and hang with them during lunch to make them seem cool

#𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐘

Year 11

The annoying-ass kid that would cheat off you in every test yet somehow got better grades than you

Flopped Year 9 and decided he needed to get his shit together (he did the same thing in Year 10 and 11 but git better grades)

Snaps random girls in different schools, especially ones that went to his friend's primary schools to piss them off

Would ask you if he can borrow a pen but never give it back

#𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐒

Year 10

Got adopted by William in Year 7 but never became a roadman

He did all the non-exam based options for GCSE's (Music, Drama, PE, Art, Photography)

He was obnoxiously loud during class until one time he was alone, so he had no one to talk to, and a group of girls were being loud as fuck and he realised how annoying he was so he stopped

Joined Year 7 thinking Food Tech was gonna be sick, then ended up finding out that it's shit and anyone who did that for an option deserved to jump off a cliff

#𝐄𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐀

Year 10

Literally only hangs out with Alfonse in the library because he hates the outdoors (same)

Got all 9s in Year 9 and somehow is hoping for a 10 in Year 10 (no one told him a Grade 9 was the maximum)

Genuinely pissed during Covid so many people got high because the grade boundaries were low even though they bat shit dumb (his words not mine)

Stares daggers into the loud girls because they cannot shut up

#𝐀𝐋𝐅𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐄 𝐒𝐘𝐋𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐀

Year 11

Got 4s and 5s in Year 9 but somehow got 9s in Year 10

Hangs out with Elbert because he thinks he makes him cool, hanging out with an older person

School senior, doesn't contribute at all unless it's an opportunity to skip lesson (me)

Always got picked on to read in class because he reads well and fast so that the slow-ass people don't read

#𝐑𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐋

Year 10

Got good grades in the mock exams and flopped the real exams (blamed it on the grade boundaries) (same)

Always raises his hand to answer and gets pissed if he isn't picked on

Only good at Chemistry and Biology so he wants to do Triple Science in Year 11

Helps out in school holing for extra credit (he didn't realise this ain't the US so there's no such thing here)

#𝐉𝐔𝐃𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐙𝐙𝐀

(GOD I HAVE A LOT SO SAY ABOUT THIS MAN I CAN LITERALLY MAKE A WHOLE POST ABOUT HIM IF ALL WANT IT LEMMIE KNOW) (OMG I WANT TO MAKE A JUDE X READER SECONDARY SCHOOL POST AAAAAHHHH I LOVE THIS)

Year 11

Roadman

Sells vapes to Year 7s at a stupidly expensive price but since they're Year 7 they think this is the normal price

Only one in the group that got good grades and not ending up working in their dad's haircut shop

Talkes in class then when the teacher moves him he's like "Miss I wasn't even talking" 💀

#𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

Year 11

Everyone had a crush on him. Jude often tutors him in private and threatens to spread rumours about him if he ever told anyone

Did Art in Year 10 for funsies and Economics because he wanted that one teacher who is physically impossible to help you get a 9 (no one got a Grade 9 in his class) just to prove everyone wrong (he did)

Buys food for his friends if he finds out they don't eat during lunch because the lines are so fucking long

Probably in a long—term relationship with a girl (me) and everyone is jealous of them

#𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑

Year 11

Like William adopted the Year 7s but a significantly more amount (like half the damn school)

Everyone knows who he is. Every lunch time he goes to this one Year 9 girl who sits on the bench lonely and lets her do his hair

She's like his favourite child he buys her food so she doesn't feel lonely and stands up for her when the annoying popular kids talk to her (she gets uncomfortable)

He tutors her as well, even if she's good in class he does this because he wants her to be successful and have a good future (I love this sm)

©️umi-adxhira [17/09/2023]

𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 | @nightghoul381 , @serynhe , @kookie-my-little-sunshine , @cy-inky, @aquagirl1978 , @abundance-pathchooser, @lapis-da-lazuli , @ellisgivesmelife013 @surviving-off-ellis-crumbs, @yuan134

[sneakyparsnipslicer]

Real Recognises Real

[I've been admiring the work of @idesofrevolution for a good while now, and I really wanted to give a go at writing a transformation story. Granted I don't have any pictures of hot guys, I'll leave it up to your imaginations. Hope you will all enjoy]

Tom and Eric worked at an envelope factory, despite them only knowing each other for 4 months, the two quickly became friends. Granted shift patterns would often keep them off the same shift, they always enjoyed working on the machines together when they did, laughing and clowning around but getting the job done.

Eric had infact worked at the company a couple of years before whilst Tom joined a few months before Eric came back. Perhaps it was Tom's kind nature, but Eric soon came to trust Tom and open up about things going on in his own life, especially about the passing of a close friend of his, Anthony.

During one morning shift, Eric came down from further up the machine to let Tom know about a changeover the managers had just told him about. 'Hey buddy, just heard from Jake, we've gotta switch over to Size 4s, an urgent order just came in' said Eric. 'For fuck's sake, can't they just stick to the plan for a week for once?' moaned Tom. Eric nodded. 'I know mate, I'll go get the paper ready, you finish up this pallet and stop the machine' said Eric. Tom gave him the thumbs up and a tired smile. 'Hang in there Tom, if you'd like you can come over mine for a few beers in my garage tonight' winked Eric walking off.

Tom was quite surprised, he and Eric used to go out to town after work for a couple of pints but had never actually been to Eric's place. Tom thought about what he should wear. For such a good pair of friends, they both led very different lives outside of work. Eric would often skateboard with friends, play electric guitar, smoke blunts and the like whilst Tom enjoyed his own company, drawing, playing video games and attending conventions around the country. Tom remembered the first time Eric came over to his place he found Tom's Keyblade and had a fun time swinging it around and talking Kingdom Hearts for a while, playing Tekken 3. They both found a lot of respect for eachother's lifestyles.

After work Eric had to hurry off, but he texted Tom his address and told him to come around about 8pm. This gave Tom plenty of time to decide what to wear, settling on his favourite black shirt with rolled up sleeves, blue jeans and white trainers. It felt casual but a bit stylish. Tom set off to find Eric's house, eventually finding it. He knocked on the garage door and shortly after it swung up revealing Eric still in his work shirt but sporting shorts rather than the work cargo trousers everyone was provided.

'Ah, welcome in Squire!' said Eric, stepping aside and beckoning for him to come in. Tom chuckled and went in, finding a seat. Eric would often speak in silly voices at work, often calling Tom 'Squire' and making sentences that rhymed with the word, like desire, fire, drier, etc. For Tom it was a big reason why he loved Eric so much. 'Ooooh, you're dressed up all nice tonight Tommy!' said Eric looking him up and down, then proceeding to his chair where he'd put his guitar, sitting down, placing the guitar on his lap and sparking up a cigarette. 'Oh yeah drinks are in the fridge, help yourself' said Eric, pointing to the fridge on Tom's left. Tom looked inside, found a couple of Tyskies and shut the door, putting one on the table next to Eric. Eric looked up from his guitar strumming, smiled and said 'Cheers buddy!'. Tom found a seat, opened his can and sighed, taking a sip. Still strumming away, connecting some choice notes, Eric looked to Tom. 'What's up mate?' asked Eric. Tom shrugged his shoulders. 'Same shit, different day at work really isn't it?' asked Tom. Eric nodded in sad agreement. 'Oh, did you talk to Jake about training to become an operator on the machines?' asked Eric. 'Yeah, but he said they're busy training Jovanie at the moment, when he's all trained up they might see about finally getting me trained up!' said Tom sarcastically. 'You've been at the company 9 months now, right?' asked Eric, to which Tom nodded. 'It's a fucking joke man, you came along, they went and made Vince an operator, he left, Terry came and got trained, now he's a fucking knob and now they're passing you over again for Jovanie. It's bullshit!' said Eric. Tom took another sip of his drink. 'Yeah, I mean being an assistant is fine but it just sucks getting passed over for a job so many times. I had enough of that back at the food factory I was in a few years back' said Tom. Eric nodded and strummed away thoughtfully.

'Tom, I really want to teach you how to be an operator, trouble is we just never get the time. We both work hard, we both know this' said Eric, looking to Tom. 'Yeah, don't we fucking know it. Sorry I didn't bring my notebook if you're gonna give me some pointers now' said Tom, looking out the garage window, taking a drink. 'Well I've got an idea, but you'd need to call in sick tomorrow' said Eric absent-mindedly, looking out the same window. 'Oh yeah, why?' asked Tom expecting a good reason. 'Because I'll need you inside me' said Eric, strumming dramatically. Tom spat his drink out in shock and coughed, Eric looked to his friend and cackled. 'What the fuck Eric?!' shouted Tom, wiping his mouth on the back of his hand and looking to Eric in disbelief. 'Well think about it buddy, I know you like me and honestly I like you too' said Eric, looking Tom dead in the eyes. It was true, Tom did like Eric a lot, he was decently built, dark haired and bearded with the perkiest ass he'd seen on a man, plus he kept him laughing through the tough shifts, but never did he expect an actual invitation like that.

'I mean, what good will that do? What, I sleep with you one night and you put in a good word to Jake for me?' asked Tom. Eric took a drag of his cigarette and shook his head. 'Nah man, it's like this. You helped me out a lot the past couple of months. When we met, you asked if I was ok, I said no and you heard me out, about Tony, about what I was going through and believe me I'm doing a lot better for it' began Eric. 'And I'm glad you're alright mate, but what's this got to do with anything?' asked Tom. Eric sat his guitar down and turned to face Tom. 'Something Tony used to say to me was 'Real Recognises Real'. And I see that in you. You're a genuine, good guy Tom, just not a lot of people see that in you. You work hard but those fake twats at work overlook you' said Eric. 'So what, we're meant to bond that way over that?' asked Tom. Eric shook his head. 'Tony was really special to me. He taught me a lot and helped me in some dark times, and you're doing the same for me, I'm a lot better than I was 4 months ago, and I want to help you' said Eric, stubbing out his cigarette and taking off his shirt. Tom looked away blushing, just what the hell was going on right now. 'Come on Tommy boy, clothes off' called Eric. Tom dared to look and there stood Eric in his nude splendor. 'Oh… shit…' said Tom nervously, looking away. Eric walked over to Tom and put his hands on his shoulders. 'Trust me mate, you'll enjoy this, hell I think you secretly are already' said Eric, looking at Tom's crotch. Tom looked down and sure enough he could see he was tenting. 'Fuck me, what the hell is happening?' asked Tom, wondering if he was actually having a fever dream right now.

'Choice is yours mate, I don't do this for just anyone. Don't keep me waiting too long, floor's cold' said Eric, walking over to the wall on the other side of the garage and placing his hands on it. Tom looked over at his friend, after a moment's hesitation he decided. 'Oh fuck it' said Tom, proceeding to strip. Both naked, Eric looked back at Tom, taking him in standing at full mast. 'Damn my guy, you've been hiding, huh?' asked Eric, chuckling. Tom walked over, shaking his head. He placed his right hand on Eric's right shoulder, and Tom heard a squeaking rubbery sound and saw his hand was beginning to sink into Eric's shoulder blade. Tom whipped his hand back. 'What the fuck?!' asked Tom, checking his hand. 'It's alright Squire, you'll know what to do' said Eric reassuringly. Curious, Tom placed his right hand back on Eric's right shoulder and the rubbery sound returned and Tom's hand began to sink into his shoulder. Eric began to moan a little as Tom pushed his hand further into Eric's shoulder and down his right arm. Tom began to feel a sense of euphoria as he saw his own arm sliding further in, their muscle masses combining. Tom couldn't quite believe this was possible, but he took a little joy in moving their right arm, flexing it a little. 'Keep going buddy, don't stop!' called Eric. Tom nodded and proceeded to place his left hand on Eric's left shoulder, slipping it on like a long glove. Now their arms were on the wall with Tom standing just behind Eric. 'Damn this is nuts' laughed Tom, resting his chin on their right shoulder, seeing Eric had also gone full hard-on. 'Yeah, but it feels good doesn't it?' asked Eric breathing heavily. Next Tom lifted his right leg and placed it on the back of Eric's upper right leg, it began to sink in almost like stepping into treacle. Once that leg had swelled up, he placed in the left one and all that was left was Tom's head, neck and body. 'Ok, are you ready buddy?' asked Tom. Eric nodded. 'Fuck yeah, buddy!' replied Eric. Tom looked down and positioned his dick between Eric's butt cheeks and began to fuck his way in. Eric started laughing. 'Oh fuck yeah, you know what I like!' called Eric as Tom felt his lower body and torso slipping in. 'Just a sec Tommy' said Eric, and he guided their right hand to make sure that Tom's dick slid nicely into his, stretching it out and making it longer and girthier. Tom could feel it too and felt an orgasmic feeling rush over him, this was ecstasy. 'Yeah we're gonna have some fun with this, ready for the head?' asked Eric. Tom took a breath and proceeded to move his forehead into the back of Eric's head. It slid easily in and with a loud noise like the snapping of spandex, the squeaking stopped and there they stood, a slightly more muscular Eric panting as he shot their load through their shared dick. Eric shuddered and looked up, smirking. 'You alright in there Squire?' asked Eric, feeling his friend inside his mind. He walked over to a mirror and they could see that while they still had Eric's face, their body had toned up rather nicely, Tom was a bit of a skinny guy so the extra muscle wasn't too out of place for Eric. Also Eric had some blonde highlights on his fringe, likely from Tom's hair. 'Damn, we're looking great!' cried Tom inside his mind. Eric nodded. 'Yeah, I know, and the night's just starting. You've got a lot to learn, but you get why I told you to write in sick tomorrow. I'll be showing you how to do the operator's job first hand' said Eric, finishing checking himself out and heading over to try on Tom's clothes. They slipped on quite nicely, if a bit tight.

'Yeah buddy, you know I've always liked your dress sense. It's a good look for us' said Eric, heading back to the mirror to check out how Tom's clothes look on him. 'Yeah, this is gonna be so good. How did you learn to do this man?' asked Tom. Eric looked into his own eyes in the mirror, intently looking to Tom's eyes behind them and smiled. 'That'll be my little secret, Squire' he said, winking and giving their even perkier ass a squeeze. Tom and Eric enjoyed their night together enthralled by their new honesty and willingness to explore themselves within the comfort of themselves, and the next day Tom got to knowing exactly how to operate the machine at work with Eric's knowledge through his eyes and hands. After work they returned to Eric's garage and through those same immense sensations they felt when Tom climbed in, Tom was able to climb out of Eric. They both put their clothes back on and turned to face each other. 'Fucking hell man, that was amazing!' said Tom, looking at his friend with the biggest smile and admiration. Eric returned the smile and nodded his head. 'When you're working with Jovanie next week, don't show him up too much, ok?' Eric winked, playfully knocking Tom on his jaw. 'Thanks for all this, it's been amazing. I'd be so down for doing this again some time' said Tom giving him a thumbs up. Eric walked over and hugged him. 'You're so worth it buddy, and I love you so fucking much' Eric said, he pulled back and kissed Tom on the lips. Eric opened the garage door for Tom and waved him off. Tom began his journey home excited to start the next week of work, whilst Eric sat back down, picked up his guitar and finally opened that can of Tyskie.

[raininyourblackeyes]

What happened at world's??? I'm not up to date 😭

LMAOOO WHAT DIDN'T????

Ok brief summary of every disciplinne which will end up long so

MEN:

Boyang messed up so much in the SP he didn't even get to the free. To quote his coach Brian "I don't even know what that was." My boy obviously thinks that the men need to flop in every city starting with M... Milano 2018, Montreal 2024.... let's hope he keeps that mindset for worlds and olympics because they are also in Milano

Junhwan also flopped in the SP, but not as much thank skating gods! He did better in the fs but I really didn't get anything from his programs this season anyways so I wasn't as devastated as I would be let's say with any prev season's fuck up

Kao also flopped SP missing the combo because of the 4T attempt. Absolutely magnificent opening 4S, best of the SP event! He attacked some titans in the FS but got eaten immediately by 4Lo and 4S

Shoma finally listened to me telepathically and flopped the free

Jason was overscored as fuck, he should not have been above Deniss in any segment but he has the american money. However, he did serve.

Have to mention Nikolaj Memola having a very solid senior worlds debut!!!

Ilia uuuh got the world record in the FS, 227 something and now he's going viral and how I feel about it is 😐 The 4A was magnificent, and yeah yeah he can jump and yeah it's a Succession program but PLEASE WATCH SOMEONE WHO'S ACTUALLY DOING FIGURE SKATING! One can only wonder what's next? A quint? A quad-quad combo? Because he did everything else and I doubt he'll decide to get some skating skills

Donovan was absolutely stellar! And the audience loved him!

The epic highs (Romsky SP) and epic lows (Romsky FS) - as usual

Deniss went clean (if we don't count popping the opening quad in the FS) in both SP and FS. His SP is a religious experience, and he's skating to Hallelujah exactly how Leonard Cohen would have wanted. 100% worth watching (costume deduction for showing tits is soooo funny). He also did a mad thing and debuted a new free st worlds. I was sad to see Blues Deluxe go and very sceptic about Lion King, that's junior music to me but IT WAS STUNNING and I hope he keeps it for the next season so I can see it live in Zagreb

Yuma... GOD!!!!!! He is right now THE best skater we have in this disciplinne. Carolina Costner is doing wonders for his skating skills. And somehow this was meant to be a recovery season. Meanwhile he blew everyone else out of the water. Yuma is definitely worth getting into figure skating. Two stunning programs, some textbook jumps, mind-blowing performance ability and just lovely skating skills

Adam was probably the definition of men singles skating event. 19th in the sp, everyone despaired about him... because you know, there's no hope for Boyang but there is some for Adam? And boy was there hope!!! He goes clean in the FS, does a fucking banned backflip which I am not a fan of, probably thinking "fuck it I did an amazing program but from 19th I have no chance to medal anyways so I'll just do this instead" so he takes 2 deductions. And medals. Biggest jump placement wise in history of the sport. Sooo then fucking Benoit who is already delusional about his choreo skills goes and says how he wants to create choreo so revolutionary that could potentially get him banned. My dude, you should have been banned a long time ago for Kaori's I love being a woman free at least...

WOMEN:

Tbh they were in the middle of the night for me and since men singles is my fave disciplinne it's also the only one I'd stay awake for so... not much to say here. Sorry. But there wasn't any insane drama I think, the results did take me out in the SP, but it ended up pretty nice in the end

I did see Kaori and while her programs are far from my favourites this season I am 100% convinced that girl could sell me anything. The highlight of both her performances, apart from how insanely well she did to come back from 4th to win overall in the FS, was her reaction to a botched Lutz landing in the SP. Her SP is also dedicated to her niece and nephew and it's so soft. Also imagine in a few years a teacher asks kids to say a fun fact about themselves in the first class and this kid gets up and says uuuh my aunt won her 3rd consecutive world title with one of the programs being about me being born. THE FLEX!

I only got to see Hana's FS in real time and I have made an entire post about Shakuhachi so please go watch that if you haven't, it's a masterpiece. Koo Koo Fun is also a masterpiece in some other aspects! Also go watch that! I think she did an amazing job for a kid at her first worlds in her first senior season.

Mone WHAT A COME BACK IN THE FREE!!! Which rip... I like her SP more, but definitely also chek out the Sendai baby Mone if you haven't

I've seen Amber's FS, the only clean 3A of the evening. I really hope she can one day pull off a completely clean free one day

Young had an epic performance in the SP, that StSq is just cheff's kiss. I didn't catch her FS but uhhh I also don't really want to hurt myself so I won't even try to look for it

Chaeyeon sadly has a Benoit abomination for her FS, her SP is also by Benoit but she sells it so well. I say this about her FS because quite frankly it's the FS that got her the medal.

PAIRS:

Deanna and Maxime. That's it that's what you need to know about pairs. She is a superstar, they did an Interview With the Vampire free with stunning costumes. Their SP was a firecracker! Deanna is the oldest woman ever to win the gold in figure skating, and she should be THE inspiration to all little girls trying out the sport thinking that it's just a few years of fame. You can be 40 and winning gold in your home city!

Riku and Ryuichi did so well considering they are coming back from an injury and they brought back Woman (2020-21 and 2021-22 FS). Silver was very much very well deserved

I think the only other team I remember leaving an insane impression on me were Hocke/Kunkel in the SP, absolutely fucking robbed.

Pairs was overall the best disciplinne and you should watch it, I didn't have time to see any free skates except for SD/D and M/K so that's about what I can say about the event

ICE DANCE:

Head in hands, this used to be a disciplinne where you go to therapy (skating skills) after the horrors (jump fests)

Chock/Bates won which is a fucking joke because the only thing they have going for them is the fact that Madison is hot and that can be a distraction once or twice, but not at every fucking competition and not at worlds. When will they retire?

Piper and Paul were stunning, their programs are always either a hit or a miss no inbetween and this season they are a HIT! Especially the Wuthering Heights FD you should see it! They won the free, but Skate Canada forgot to homecook in the RD so they got silver overall

Charlene and Marco have the campiest RD this season but it works!!! The only superheros I am willing to watch on my screen, marvel wishes it's characters had what these two do. Their FD is also really nice. LOVED Barb's interview where she said Madison and Evan are slow af lol, but rip she was so confident about G/F placing above G/P and then bam bronze

LALA THE TRUE WORLD CHAMPIONS! Absolutely stunning and fun RD to Thriller with Zachary actually being the main character. It's also my mom's favourite ice dance program of the season overall! And then you have a complete change of emotion and tone in their Roses FD which is just soft and elegant and she is literally dressed in flower petals. They showed so much variety and growth this season. It's a program made to be adored, and their skating offers so much quality. RD is passionate and mindblowing, FD is enchanting seamless. If ice dance was a real sport they would be the world champions!

Christina Carreira and Anthony Ponomarenko in strong contention for my fave RD this season. I am probably a bit biased becasue it's Stevie Nicks. They had an amazing glo up this season imo. Their FD offers a lot of intense character projections: obsession, possessiveness. Choreo is intricate, it's a very tasteful program. Someone on here said we should have more programs about murder after their performance and I couldn't agree more. ALSO Scott and Madison in the K&C!!!!!!

You can barely guess that Lim/Quan are a first season senior couple. They managed to make me watch Let's Go Crazy without sighing about how much I miss Yuzuru. Insanely hot in that program. Their Umbrellas are also in my top 3 free dances this season. Amazing performances at their first senior worlds

Ok I'm only gonna mention absolute delight and theatrics that Pirihara bring on the ice. Such a unique Chicago presentation! I can't wait to see what they plan to do next season.

[sillypuppetsposts]

Can we have some headcanons of how Frank Frankly would act if them were a suitor of yours (that is, of the reader)? please and thank you

a/n ;; OHH,,, FIRST REQUEST *breakdances* also please, i’m assuming reader is meant to be masc or enby presenting since frank is gay ^^ Because i am feeling enby atm since I am gender-fluid! Also, Y/n is described as being a lively and happy person,, :)

tw / cw (?) ;; swearing (they curse at wally a couple of times), marriage (OMG COMMITMENT😰😰), wally being a little shit! :) plus, (maybe) some horror and arg elements so be cautious! also mentions and hcs of poly frank x eddie x reader :3

BEFORE DATING OR BECOMING YOUR SUITOR!

Tsundere alert!!!!

Anyways, they aren’t as affectionate as the other puppets. But, that’s okay! You know they’re your friend, and they love you and your other friends as well.

Little did you know…

Frank was more confused when they were feeling these strange feelings, they would get red in the face whenever you complimented them or gave them gifts of any sort. And they would sweat and get flustered when you would hug them or slightly touch hands.

As You know, they are the grumpiest neighbor. So, someone acting super affectionate towards them (besides Eddie and Julie) made them feel so, special.. <3

They go to Eddie first, asking him why they feel this way. But, Eddie is kinda… oblivious to attempts at this stuff, so he just thinks your being extremely kind to Frank. So, our Eddie pookie was not too much help 😭

So, they go to Julie. And, Oh, she tells them what they’re feeling alright.

“Wait. You feel strange around y/n? How?” | “You get butterflies in your-oh. OH! OH MY GOSH FRANK! YOU LIKE Y/N!!!” “Of course I do, Y/n’s my friend?” “… Frank, I mean you like them, romantically.” “oh. oh.. OH!”

So yeah, that’s how they figured out they liked you.

And, now they are definitely planning to court you… because of course they are.

“Hello, Y/n. Would you like to go butterfly watching with me?” “Oh! I would love to, Frank!!”

They plan this out, he asks you to go butterfly watching with you, and ask you about courting you.

(Which, may I add, Is so stinking cute like wtf where can I find a love life like this..I have no maidens erm… ☹️)

So, when you guys were walking towards a small hill a little bit away from the neighborhood. They decide they’ll ask you on the hill.

So, when. you reached the top they waited for you to be distracted, and got on a knee and… well, courted you.

It was adorable and you were blushing when you realized what was going on.

AFTER YOU START DATING OR BECOMING YOUR SUITOR <3

Oh goodness.

Cutest couple ever! Like everyone thinks you two are adorable!

Everyone thinks it’s cute because your guy’s trope is basically opposites attract!

Wally being a little shit, and third wheeling, but distracting you and Frank gets annoyed 😭

“what do you even see in him?” —frank, questioning your friendship with Wally. “He makes me laugh :)” — You, who thinks he’s a silly guy

CATCHING AND STUDYING BUTTERFLIES TOGETHER!!!! THOSE ARE YOUR GUYS’ DATES!!!!

You like to play office with them and Julie

They don’t like it because Julie always kicks down their desk after they go bankrupt 😭😭

you sleep in the middle of frank and eddie because if you don’t you end up falling off the bed because eddie is a rowdy sleeper

“how did you end up on the ground, dear?” -frank, worried “i rolled off” - you, who got fucking pushed off the bed when eddie was having a dream

when you, julie and frank were catching butterflies on a hill, they tripped, and rolled down like a tube, so when julie started to sprint on all 4s, you hopped on her back and acted like a cowboy trying fetch a stray sheep…

Frank is still traumatized about that til this day…

[initiumseries]

Across the Spiderverse Review

Okay! I will preface this saying, I want to see it a second time because there was SO MUCH STUFF, and it was beautiful and amazing and I just think there was so much detail in all of it that I need another watch so I can absorb what I missed in this pass. That being said, this will mostly be a stream of consciousness kind of thing but I will try to keep it into pros and cons. Naturally, there are **SPOILERS** here.

I’m going to start with cons because there were so few and I want to end on a good note. 

Con #1: We start with Gwen’s story. I came to see Miles Morales. The last movie we spent a lot of time with Peter too, and I just don’t like that Mile’s really interesting story is split between these secondary, less interesting, white characters. Miles is going through this huge crisis of identity, and I’m wasting time sitting here watching Gwen lamenting her own issues, only for her to turn around and betray Miles the way she did? Pass. I’m not interested in Gwen’s interiority, I don’t care how much she’s struggling with trying to do the right thing or whatever. This is Miles’ story. Let me get into Miles’ interiority. I felt like most of the time we were watching Miles instead of getting into Miles’ head, and going through those rollercoaster of emotions with him, and watching him struggle. Gwen gets a voice over about herself, her life, her best friend Peter, a LOT about Peter and a little of her friendship with Miles, Miles’ voice over is weighed down by his feelings about Gwen and rehashing what we already know. Like, a whole sketchbook full of Gwen? Really? Ugh. 

Now onto the pros: 

Art Pros: This movie is fucking beautiful.  

I LOVE that every universe has its own design style, and I LOVED how they made sure every web slinger had his own way of slanging them webs. Such amazing detail. I saw a storyboarder on twitter talking about how his approach with Gwen, since the note was that she be more like a ballerina, was having Gwen swing like a gymnast and use banned gymnastic moves in her webslinging. LOVE. 

I found out from a friend that Miles is animated on 2s and Miguel is animated on 1s and some other characters animated on 3s and 4s and that means nothing to you if you aren’t in animation, but again, the care and detail? Miguel being animated on 1s means his movements will be sharp, precise, piercing and fast. Which sums up his personality (barring the unhinged element). Miles being animated on 2s, how we normally would animate classically, means exactly that. I just think that’s SO WONDERFUL. *full geek out mode* 

I’m OBSESSED with the fact that you can see Spot’s construction lines?? 

I geeked out SO HARD when I saw these because it’s SO cool and fun, and construction lines are something you usually hide, so to include it I was like...oh this is ART art. 

This kind of animation???? 

The bowed legs, the reach in and wiggle?!?! The wiggle!?!??! THIS children, is what we call character animation. 

His hand just...flopping off the shelf? The impact of his weight as he leans on the shelf? GUYS. GUUUUUYSSSSS. 

These are small details but oh my god do they elevate a scene. These animators deserve ALL the awards. 

Hobie. Now Hobie...he’s gonna be in both story and art. Because omfg. 

When I found out he needed a hidden secret rig underneath his actual rig, before I saw the movie, I was like...why on EARTH would you do that? And then I saw the movie and was like...oh. YEAH. Sometimes you do that. And the results? Fucking phenomenal. Hobie said he was inconsistent and his style kept changing. BRILLIANT STUFF. 

 I love a tasteful meme jokey joke. 

Okay! I have to cut myself off, onto story pros: 

I love that Mile’s crisis of identity isn’t just rooted in his being spiderman and Miles. His mother being APPALLED he has a B in spanish, and then trying to talk to him in spanish and not just spanglish was such a nice additional layer to everything else going on with him. I love that when he finally works up the courage to tell his mother he’s Spiderman, he’s in the wrong universe (which I’ll get to). 

Miles wanting SO badly to be a part of something, and then finding out there’s a whole universe of spider folks, and just the successive disappointments in Gwen as he found out more information was good. I also like that because he wants so badly to be involved, he’s not being critical, and it’s Hobie who keeps trying to help him gain some perspective despite him being jealous over stupid Gwen. 

I love that Hobie says, I hate the AM and the PM (I did NOT catch that the first time! Hahaha brilliant). Him stealing throughout the fight over the collider? Then seeing the pay off later with Gwen? AMAZING. Him quitting when shit hits the fan? Perfect. Hobie is a fave.

THIS moment. 

The fact that when Miles finally figures out that Miguel means for him to let his canon event of his father dying go through without interruption, and decides he doesn’t actually want to be a part of this new crew, it’s Hobie’s advice and Spider Byte’s  choosing to not stop the machine, that helps him. After the serious disappointment of the white people around him, it’s Black people he just meets that step up to the plate to support him, young Black people on top of it. That wasn’t an accident and is a very typical experience. I am already shipping him and Spider Byte and i NEED that to be a thing in the final movie. 

I actually really like the idea that Miguel is a villain. He’s so rigid in his thinking, and so myopic, he refuses to see there’s any other way to do things. So while he thinks he’s the good guy, and is leading the good guys, he’s leading them astray, and I think it really speaks to how sometimes you can live long enough to see yourself become a villain and have to stay constantly vigilant and interrogate yourself a lot and not be closed to a new way of doing things, like Miles. MAN did that fight scene where he rips Miles to shreds about being an anomaly HURT. So good. 

Miles’ father struggling to relate to him, only for us to realize that he has a bigger impact on Miles than we think, especially with the way it seems like Miles is pushing him away. But then, we meet, fucking PROWLER MILES?!?! SO. FUCKING. GOOD. 

I noticed right away, when Prowler!Miles started talking and the way he rolled his Rs, even how he’s wearing his hair. With his father gone, Miles’ mother’s influence on him culturally is very clear. Not a bad thing, just a beautiful detail. His uncle’s influence on him leads him to be the prowler, where his dad kept him on the straight and narrow. I LOVE THAT. I love the possibility that Miles meeting himself in this other universe could solidify for him that saving his father is the right thing to do, the necessary thing to do. Or it could shake his confidence. I guess we’ll find out. 

Miles being sent to another universe was SO FUN. They’re very clear this machine uses your DNA to send you where you belong!! Why did it send him there? The theory that it’s because the spider that bit him was from another universe and that it altered his DNA so he ends up here, and I think that’s a salient theory and I love that idea. I think it’s so perfect and thorough. 

I loved that there were so many little moments in this movie that were subtle, but making a clear, progressive statement. This movie was so CLEARLY made by artists, for artists, but also for fans, for the average movie goer, and people who just like good stories. To be able to fold all that in together is amazing and fantastic, and there’s more I’d like to say but this post is already really long and I’ll be seeing it again and will be gushing about it then too. But if you haven’t seen it, or are on the fence, SEE THIS DAMN MOVIE. 

1500/10

[kruxton]

Into more PHC headcanons,

Mr sin will spend time with the form 4s and form 5s as a way to make up for himself on not caring enough for the students.

I imagine kahar and Fakhri will have an awkward time spending together and due to the fact kahar is trying to be a good senior to Fakhri.

I also wanna hear more about your headcanons about Naim and Amir please?

mr sin feels that he is to blame (at least partially) for the situation and its weighing him down heavily. so he steps up his game and actually Does his Job and starts socialising with his students like Pn. Faniza does, because he'll be damned if he lets anything like /that/ happen again

imagining the fakhri kahar situation afterwards is so funny to me. kahar is desperately trying to make amends but he cant do that if fakhri doesnt want to talk to him like 😭😭 bro approaches fakhri but hes looking everywhere but in kahar's direction trying not to get mad is that not the funniest thing ever

OKAY so naim and amir hc under the cut. ive never put this into actual words before so i apologise in advance if they dont make sense ok (edit: it turned out WAY longer than i imagined thats mb)

yk that scene that happens sometime after amir's past and trauma is revealed where naim is really angry (i forget why) but then lashes out onto amir bc smth smth why the fuck do u care so much are u fucking gay for me? (im like 99% sure this happened but if it didnt.. uhmm we're going to pretend it did)

i think in that moment amir didn't know the answer to that genuinely. he definitely knows that /something/ in him changed after what happened to him in that store room, but being gay was NOT an option, it just couldnt be, he wont LET it be. bc its not like he was attracted to any guys, right??? he doesnt care for any guy like THAT, yk?? or at least thats what he thought

once naim accused amir of being gay for him, something definitely snapped. it hurt, it hurt, but it wasnt his dignity that shattered. it was his heart.

(did that go hard? i think that went hard. im proud of myself)

because what if naim was right? what if naim just saw right through him and actually.. believed it?

cue the panic and worry that went on in his brain because who the fuck was he going to talk to abt this. his bestfriend? not an option

i like to believe thats why he barely showed up again until that scene in the hospital. ik the show played it off as them being so so angry at each other, and yeah, they probably were? but the both of them knew something went wrong between them at that moment in the dorm when naim used amir's trauma against him (bc when u put it like that.. how couldnt smth be wrong), and they were worried for their friendship, the both of them.

now we cue the internalised homophobia. i assume u can imagine how that goes

naim getting hurt really bad and needing to go to the hospital is what triggered amir's brain to make up his mind on his feelings and guess what? yeah he's gay for naim. and he doesnt have time to worry abt this anymore cause naim is Dying. he could die at any second. whatever the feelings he harbours for him doesnt matter because after everything he is still his bestfriend.

so he stomps his newfound feelings down and doesnt let himself think abt it. and when they hug in that waiting room and naim goes 'aku sayang kau wei' at him, its bittersweet but he cant ruin the moment, not again.

ok flashforward now

he's content with being naim's bestfriend. sure, he gets jealous when naim goes out with that girl (i forgot her name) but at least now he knows there's a valid reason for it instead of an irrarional envy as his bestfriend, so he accepts it and moves on (he doesnt really. but what choice does he have?)

[pesterloglog]

Karkat Vantas, Terezi Pyrope, Dave Strider

Act 6, page 6017-6921

KARKAT: WHO???

TEREZI: YOU KNOW...

TEREZI: VR1SK4S 4NC3STOR?

TEREZI: TH3 FR13NDLY ON3 WHO T3LLS LONG STOR13S

KARKAT: OH YEAH.

KARKAT: HER.

KARKAT: I DON'T KNOW, I CAN'T KEEP ALL THESE GHOST NAMES STRAIGHT.

KARKAT: FLIPTUNA? MEOWLIN...

KARKAT: WASN'T THERE A CARLOS?

KARKAT: FUCK IT. THEY WERE ALL NAMED CARLOS AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED.

KARKAT: WAIT. EXCEPT MEENAH. SHE WAS ALRIGHT. A LITTLE FORWARD, BUT...

KARKAT: WHATEVER, THIS ISN'T THE POINT.

KARKAT: ALL I REMEMBER ABOUT MY INTERACTIONS WITH THE SERKET GIRL WAS GETTING CORNERED INTO THESE LUDICROUS MONOLOGUES, THEN RACKING MY BRAIN FOR EXCUSES TO GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE.

TEREZI: Y34H W3LL

TEREZI: 1 W4S 4 L1TTL3 MOR3 T4CTFUL TH4N YOU 4ND 4CTU4LLY L1ST3N3D

TEREZI: 4ND L3T H3R T4LK M3 1NTO SOM3TH1NG 1 SHOULDNT H4V3 >:[

KARKAT: SO SHE WAS JUST LIKE

KARKAT: *POOF!*

KARKAT: AND SUDDENLY YOUR EYES WERE BETTER?

TEREZI: Y3S

KARKAT: WHAT IS SHE, SOME SORT OF MAGIC FAIRY??

TEREZI: UM. Y3S?

TEREZI: TH4TS K1ND OF L1T3R4LLY WH4T SH3 1S

KARKAT: OH

KARKAT: ALRIGHT, I GUESS HER STORY CHECKS OUT THEN.

KARKAT: GOOD FOR HER.

KARKAT: BUT THIS DOESN'T SEEM LIKE YOU TEREZI. I MEAN, I DIDN'T THINK YOU EVEN WANTED YOUR EYESIGHT BACK?

KARKAT: I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE AS CHUFFED ABOUT HER OWN DISABILITY AS YOU. I WAS ALWAYS UNDER THE IMPRESSION YOU FELT LIKE IT WAS A BIG PART OF WHO YOU ARE?

TEREZI: 1T W4S!!!

TEREZI: TH3 MOM3NT SH3 H34L3D M3 1 KN3W 1 M4D3 4 T3RR1BL3 M1ST4K3

TEREZI: BUT 1 COULDNT T4K3 1T B4CK

TEREZI: 1 THOUGHT 4BOUT 1T

TEREZI: L1K3 JUST BL1ND1NG MYS3LF 4G41N 4ND PR3T3ND1NG 1T N3V3R H4PP3N3D

TEREZI: BUT

TEREZI: 3V3N TH3 W4Y 1T H4PP3N3D OR1G1N4LLY W4S SOM3TH1NG SP3C14L TO M3

TEREZI: 1 C4NT DUPL1C4T3 TH4T

TEREZI: 4ND 3V3N 1F 1 COULD 1T ST1LL WOULDNT B3 TH3 S4M3

TEREZI: 1 C4NT S33M TO FORG1V3 MYS3LF FOR B31NG SO STUP1D

TEREZI: FOR SOM3 R34SON 1 THOUGHT 1T W4S 4 GOOD 1D34 TO T4K3 TH3 ONLY COOL 4ND UN1QU3 TH1NG 4BOUT MYS3LF 4ND "F1X" 1T

TEREZI: WH4T W4S 1 TH1NK1NG?

KARKAT: WHOA WHOA

KARKAT: THE *ONLY* COOL THING ABOUT YOU?

KARKAT: TEREZI. I WANT TO BE UNDERSTANDING, BUT I CAN'T GET BEHIND SOME OF THE SHIT YOU'RE SAYING ABOUT YOURSELF HERE.

KARKAT: WHAT MADE YOU START UNRAVELING LIKE THIS?

TEREZI: 1 TH1NK 1T W4S WH3N W3 ST4RT3D M33T1NG OUR 4NC3STORS

TEREZI: 4ND 1 THOUGHT TH3Y W3R3 4LL COOL3R 4ND OLD3R 4ND MOR3 1NT3R3ST1NG TH4N US

TEREZI: 3V3N THOUGH TH3Y PROB4BLY W3R3NT?

TEREZI: TH3Y H4D 4 LOT OF PROBL3MS 4ND 1NS3CUR1T13S TOO

TEREZI: BUT 1 GU3SS TH3 K1ND TH4T OLD3R K1DS H4V3, 4ND WH3N YOUR3 YOUNG3R YOU DONT R34LLY R3COGN1Z3 TH3M 4S PROBL3MS

TEREZI: YOU LOOK 4T THOS3 TH1NGS 4S JUST P4RT OF WH4T 1TS L1K3 B31NG SOM3ON3 WHOS MOR3 1NT3R3ST1NG 4ND GROWN UP TH4N YOU

TEREZI: M4YB3 S1NC3 1M NOT 4S YOUNG 4NYMOR3 1 GU3SS 1 C4N S33 TH4T NOW

TEREZI: BUT 1 W4S STUP1DLY 4W3STRUCK BY SOM3 P3OPL3 WHO W3R3 NOT SO 1MPR3SS1V3 1N R3TROSP3CT 4ND 1 M4D3 4 DUMB M1ST4K3

KARKAT: WAIT. WE MET ALL THOSE PEOPLE LIKE...

KARKAT: KIND OF A LONG TIME AGO?

KARKAT: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING THIS FROM EVERYONE?

TEREZI: 1 DONT KNOW

TEREZI: 4 Y34R OR SOM3TH1NG?

TEREZI: 4ND 1 W4SNT H1D1NG 1T

TEREZI: 1 JUST D1DNT T3LL 4NYBODY

KARKAT: YEAH! THAT'S WHAT HIDING IT MEANS.

TEREZI: BUT

TEREZI: YOU USU4LLY C4NT S33 MY 3Y3S 4NYW4Y!

TEREZI: C4US3 OF MY GL4SS3S?? DUH

KARKAT: I KNOW, BUT NOT TELLING ANYBODY THAT IS STILL BEING POINTLESSLY SECRETIVE!

KARKAT: YOU COULD HAVE SAID, HEY KARKAT, I FUCKED UP AND NOW I CAN SEE AGAIN. MAYBE WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS SO I DON'T GO INTO A TRAGIC DOWNWARD SPIRAL AND MAKE YOU WORRY ABOUT ME FOR NO REASON!

TEREZI: 1M SORRY!

TEREZI: 1 SHOULD H4V3

TEREZI: BUT 1 W4S SO 4SH4M3D

KARKAT: AND WHAT ABOUT THIS CLANDESTINE BLACKROM NONSENSE YOU'VE GOT GOING ON WITH GAMZEE?

TEREZI: WH4T?

KARKAT: HAVE YOU BEEN DATING HIM FOR JUST AS LONG?

KARKAT: WAS HE INVOLVED IN THAT DECISION??

KARKAT: LIKE, DID HE HELP TALK YOU INTO HEALING YOUR EYES OR SOMETHING?!

TEREZI: HOW D1D YOU KNOW W3 W3R3 D4T1NG!

TEREZI: D1D H3 T3LL YOU?

KARKAT: OH MY GOD. TEREZI, YOU ARE A FUCKING CATASTROPHE.

KARKAT: YOU USED TO BE LIKE, CUNNING? AND CONSIDERABLY MORE INTELLIGENT THAN ME, WHICH I HAVE NO PROBLEM ADMITTING.

KARKAT: BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS. EVEN IF I DIDN'T FIGURE IT OUT MYSELF, WHICH I *DID* BECAUSE IT WAS *OBVIOUS*, YOU ARE UP HERE ON THE ROOF LYING UNCONSCIOUS IN A PILE OF HONK HORNS AND FAYGO BOTTLES.

KARKAT: I AM NOT A MASTER OF DEDUCTION, BUT UNLESS YOU WERE RECENTLY STOMPED ON BY SOME SORT OF GOLEM COMPOSED OF GARBAGE FROM A CIRCUS, IT SEEMS FAIR TO SAY YOU ARE OFFICIALLY DOWN WITH THE CLOWN.

TEREZI: UUUGH

TEREZI: OK

TEREZI: Y3S

TEREZI: 1TS TRU3 >:o[

KARKAT: WELL? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT IT.

TEREZI: 1 COULDNT G3T UP TH3 N3RV3 TO T3LL YOU 4BOUT TH4T 31TH3R

TEREZI: 1N 4 W4Y, 1M 3V3N MOR3 D1SGUST3D W1TH MYS3LF FOR D4T1NG TH4T 4SSHOL3 TH4N 1 4M FOR H34L1NG MY 3Y3S

KARKAT: THEN WHY ARE YOU DOING IT!

TEREZI: 1 DONT KNOW!

TEREZI: 1 C4NT BR1NG MYS3LF TO STOP S331NG H1M

TEREZI: 3V3RY T1M3 1 TH1NK 1 C4NT STOM4CH TH3 S1GHT OF H1S UGLY F4C3 FOR 4NOTH3R S3COND

TEREZI: H3 PULLS M3 B4CK 1N

TEREZI: H3 1S JUST

TEREZI: SO

TEREZI: 4444WFUL

TEREZI: H3 4LW4YS KNOWS 3X4CTLY WH4T TO S4Y TO P1SS M3 OFF

TEREZI: 3V3RYTH1NG H3 DO3S

TEREZI: H1S F4K3 GOD T13R SU1T, H1S SMUG 3XPR3SS1ON, TH3 DUMB4SS W4YS H3 BUTCH3RS H1S S3NT3NC3S

TEREZI: S4Y1NG SH1T L1K3 '4LL G3TT1NG UP 4T H1S MOTH3R FUCK1N HONK ON', 444444RGH!

TEREZI: 1 H4T3 1T SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

TEREZI: BUT 1 K33P COM1NG B4CK FOR MOR3

TEREZI: H3S L1K3 4 DRUG!

TEREZI: 3V3N MOR3 4DD1CT1V3 TH4N TH1S...

TEREZI: R3VOLT1NG SOD4 1 C4NT STOP DR1NK1NG

TEREZI: 1V3 H4D SO MUCH F4YGO 1 C4NT 3V3N T4ST3 TH3 COLOR 4NYMOR3 >:[

TEREZI: 1 JUST T4ST3 TH3 SUG4R 4ND TH3 BUBBL3S 4ND TH3 4WFUL FL4VOR 1T L34V3S B3H1ND, WH1CH JUST M4K3S M3 DR1NK MOR3 TO W4SH 1T 4W4Y

TEREZI: UNT1L 1 F33L SO N4STY 1 H4V3 TO T4K3 4 LONG SOD4 N4P, BUT 1 W4K3 UP LO4TH1NG MYS3LF 3V3N MOR3

TEREZI: SO 1 JUST R34CH FOR 4NOTH3R BOTTL3

TEREZI: 1T 1S TRULY...

TEREZI: TH3 W1CK3D 3L1X1R

TEREZI: *SOB*

KARKAT: TEREZI...

TEREZI: 1 W4NT H1M TO B3 OUT OF MY L1F3

TEREZI: H3 1S TH3 WORST TH1NG TH4TS 3V3R H4PP3N3D TO M3

TEREZI: BUT

TEREZI: 1 GU3SS YOU C4NT H3LP WHO YOU H4T3

KARKAT: THIS IS KILLING ME, HEARING THIS.

KARKAT: I SERIOUSLY WANT TO WEEP ACTUAL PUKE OUT OF MY EYEBALLS FROM THIS STORY.

KARKAT: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN???

KARKAT: I'VE GOT TO SAY, I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING. IF YOU TOLD ME SWEEPS AGO YOU AND HE...

KARKAT: I WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT. LIKE IF THE WRITING WAS ON THE WALL THERE, I SURE AS FUCK DIDN'T READ IT.

TEREZI: Y34H, 1T SNUCK UP ON M3

TEREZI: 1T D1DNT H3LP TH4T H3 T3RROR1Z3D US WH3N W3 W3R3 H1D1NG FROM J4CK

TEREZI: R1GHT UND3R MY NOS3 TOO

TEREZI: SOM3HOW 1 D1DNT PUT TH3 P13C3S TOG3TH3R 4T TH3 T1M3 4ND L3T H1M G3T 4W4Y W1TH MURD3R

TEREZI: 4ND GR4DU4LLY 1 ST4RT3D H4V1NG TH3S3 UNCONTROLL4BL3 THOUGHTS 4BOUT H1M

TEREZI: D4RK THOUGHTS

TEREZI: 4ND WH3N 1 WOULD C4TCH 4 WH1FF OF H1M 1N TH3 CORR1DORS, L1K3 H3 W4S T4UNT1NG M3, TH4T JUST F4NN3D TH3 FL4M3S

TEREZI: TH3N W3 ST4RT3D T4LK1NG SH1T W1TH 34CH OTH3R MOR3 4ND MOR3

TEREZI: 4ND H3 W4S SO MUCH N4ST13R TH4N H3 3V3R US3D TO B3! W4Y MOR3 TH4N 4NY OF OUR FR13NDS 3V3R W3R3

TEREZI: ON3 T1M3 H3 ST4RT3D MOCK1NG MY BL1NDN3SS

TEREZI: WH1CH N3V3R BOTH3R3D M3 WH3N 4NYON3 3LS3 D1D 1T

TEREZI: BUT SOM3HOW, TH3 STUFF H3 S41D...

TEREZI: 1 L3T 1T G3T UND3R MY SK1N

TEREZI: 4ND COMB1N3D W1TH M33T1NG 4 LOT OF N3W P3OPL3 1 F3LT L1K3 1 COULDNT L1V3 UP TO

TEREZI: TH4TS WH3N 1 ST4RT3D R3CONS1D3R1NG 4R4N34S OFF3R

KARKAT: I KNEW IT!

KARKAT: I KNEW HE MUST HAVE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT DECISION. THAT SLIMY BASTARD.

KARKAT: THIS IS MOSTLY MY FAULT. I WASN'T VIGILANT ENOUGH WITH HIM, AND I LET OUR MOIRALLEGIANCE BREAK DOWN.

KARKAT: IF I KEPT A CLOSER EYE ON HIM, MAYBE HE WOULDN'T HAVE LURED YOU INTO HIS SPINNING TENT OF SHIT.

TEREZI: NO, YOU SHOULDNT F33L L1K3...

KARKAT: OR MAYBE IT'S KANAYA'S FAULT? SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN A REALLY GOOD AUSPISTICE. MAYBE SHE COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS, IF SHE WASN'T SO PREOCCUPIED HERSELF.

KARKAT: NO WAIT! IT'S ACTUALLY MY FAULT AGAIN! IF I HAD BEEN ON THE BALL AND AUSPISTICIZED BETWEEN HER AND ROSE, SHE WOULD HAVE HAD THE TIME TO AUSPISTICIZE BETWEEN YOU AND GAMZEE!

KARKAT: DAMMIT, I ALWAYS SAY I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ROMANCE, YET I ROUTINELY UNDERESTIMATE ITS COMPLEXITY, SO I ONLY FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO AFTER IT'S WAY TOO LATE!

KARKAT: GOD I'M SO STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID

TEREZI: BL4RG SHUT UP!

TEREZI: 1TS NO ON3S F4ULT BUT M1N3!

TEREZI: 1M TH3 ON3 WHO H4S TO D34L W1TH 1T

KARKAT: YEAH OK.

KARKAT: FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, HE'LL PROBABLY JUST BREAK IT OFF AND LEAVE YOU ONCE WE GET TO THE NEW SESSION.

KARKAT: ALL HIS LOYALTIES AND PRIORITIES ARE TOTALLY WARPED NOW. I'M NOT SURE WHAT HE REALLY CARES ABOUT ANYMORE, BUT IT SURE ISN'T ANY OF US.

TEREZI: YOU TH1NK

TEREZI: H3 W1LL L34V3 M3?

KARKAT: YEAH. I DO.

TEREZI: *SOB!!!*

KARKAT: WHOA, WHAT??

KARKAT: ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

TEREZI: NO!

TEREZI: 1D B3 D3V4ST4T3D 1F H3 JUST

TEREZI: SUDD3NLY D1TCH3D M3 L1K3 TH4T

KARKAT: OK, HELP ME OUT!

KARKAT: YOU'RE CONFUSING ME HERE.

TEREZI: 1D F33L P4TH3T1C!!!

TEREZI: 4ND 1 GU3SS

TEREZI: 4 S1CK 4ND T3RR1BL3 P4RT OF M3 DO3SNT W4NT H1M TO GO

TEREZI: BUT 1F H3 DO3S 1 W4NT 1T TO B3 B3C4US3 1 T3LL H1M 1TS OV3R!

KARKAT: WOW.

KARKAT: ALRIGHT, I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE. SORRY.

KARKAT: I'M JUST TRYING TO BE SUPPORTIVE HERE.

KARKAT: BUT I'M NOT ALWAYS SURE WHAT THE RIGHT THING TO SAY IS!

KARKAT: I'M DOING MY FUCKING BEST. THIS IS COMPLICATED FOR ME TOO, YOU'RE BOTH MY FRIENDS.

TEREZI: 1 KNOW

TEREZI: 1 4PPR3C14T3 YOUR 1NT3NT1ONS K4RK4T

TEREZI: M4YB3

TEREZI: M4YB3 1T WOULD B3 B3TT3R 1F YOU W3R3NT S1TT1NG UP TH3R3 1N TH4T B4CKW4RDS CH41R WH1L3 YOU T4LK3D TO M3?

KARKAT: WHAT?

KARKAT: WHY??

DAVE: yeah dude you should probably ditch the chair

KARKAT: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY CHAIR.

DAVE: or at least sit on it frontways

DAVE: or offer her another chair?

DAVE: i dunno its kind of a dumb affectation in this context

KARKAT: NO, LOOK. IT'S CASUAL AND RELAXED.

KARKAT: LIKE, IT VISUALLY CONVEYS THAT MY PRESENCE IN THE CONVERSATION IS HUMBLE AND NONTHREATENING, YET FRANK AND ATTENTIVE.

KARKAT: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

DAVE: to sit on the goddamn floor

KARKAT: WHY SHOULD I SQUAT ON THE DIRTY FLOOR, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE!

DAVE: so you can be on the same vertical plane with your friend while you exhibit compassion for her grody clown problem

TEREZI: D4V3 1TS F1N3

TEREZI: N3V3R M1ND 4BOUT TH3 CH41R, 1 DONT C4R3

TEREZI: 1T JUST STRUCK M3 4S 4 B1T D1STR4CT1NGLY S1LLY, TH4TS 4LL

KARKAT: OK, WOW, FINE!

KARKAT: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED!

KARKAT: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF CREATURE COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!!!

DAVE: karkat just threw a tantrum about a chair

DAVE: i just won karkat tantrum bingo

KARKAT: AT LAST!

KARKAT: WE ARE FREE FROM THE ACCURSED INSTRUMENT OF ASS ELEVATION!

DAVE: where did you even get that chair

DAVE: did you steal it from the common area

KARKAT: UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE EVER, I HAPPEN TO MAKE A PRACTICE OF CAPTCHALOGUING ITEMS WHICH MIGHT BE CONVENIENT ON A DAY TO DAY BASIS.

KARKAT: SAY I'M STROLLING AROUND AND FIND MYSELF IN NEED OF A PLACE TO SIT? BAM. SUDDENLY, A CHAIR.

KARKAT: AND NO I DIDN'T STEAL IT.

KARKAT: HOW COULD I STEAL SOMETHING FROM THE COMMON AREA? NOBODY ACTUALLY OWNS ANY OF THAT FUCKING FURNITURE.

KARKAT: THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED THE *COMMON* AREA, YOU ACCUSATORY PIECE OF FILTH.

DAVE: sounds like communism

DAVE: are you a communist or something

DAVE: actually that makes perfect sense what with your sickle and all

KARKAT: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??

DAVE: wait john has a hammer oh shit its all adding up

DAVE: when we arrive are you going to team up with john and seize the means of production

KARKAT: YOU APPEAR TO BE JUMPSTARTING A FACETIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT SOME SORT OF HUMAN ECONOMIC IDEOLOGICAL FRAMEWORK, WITHOUT HAVING THE SLIGHTEST CLUE THAT YOUR VEHICLE IS PARKED SQUARELY IN THE NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ZONE.

DAVE: im just saying

DAVE: first chairs what next

DAVE: see i am all about private property and pocketing dough

DAVE: do you have any idea how rich i am

DAVE: i am a man of MEANS motherfucker

KARKAT: WHAT IS YOUR POINT?

DAVE: just dont come after my boonies dude

DAVE: or should i say karkat marx

KARKAT: YOU AREN'T BEING SERIOUS NOW!

KARKAT: THESE ARE NOT THE WORDS OF A SERIOUS PERSON.

KARKAT: I WAS HAVING A *SERIOUS DISCUSSION* LIKE A *BIG TIME ADULT* WITH MY GOOD FRIEND TEREZI.

KARKAT: YOUR CALLOUS AND NONSENSICAL REMARKS ARE DERAILING US FROM THE DELICATE SUBJECT AT HAND.

KARKAT: WHY DON'T YOU BE USEFUL AND SAY SOMETHING REASSURING TO OUR SAD MUTUAL BUDDY, YOU WAILING JET ENGINE OF INFANTILE STULTILOQUENCE??????

DAVE: i dont have much to say about this

DAVE: ive kinda got to recuse myself on the matter

DAVE: im all kinds of on record as being squicked out by the idea of hatelationships

DAVE: so i got no point of reference for gauging when one is fucked up the way thats normal for trolls or if its fucked up cause its actually fucked up and terrible

DAVE: this is like some ex alien boyfriend prime directive shit

DAVE: i cant intervene cause i dont know what im talking about

DAVE: but you do so i guess keep going

DAVE: you were saying some pretty good stuff before i started riding your jock about chairs

KARKAT: AUGH.

KARKAT: TEREZI, DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH??

KARKAT: ACTUALLY, I GUESS YOU CAN! YOU CAN NOW LITERALLY SEE WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH, AND EXPERIENCE ALL DUE EMPATHY FOR THE FACT THAT I HAVE A DOUCHE AS A BEST FRIEND!

TEREZI: Y3S, 1 C4N S33

TEREZI: TH3 V13W FROM H3R3 1S

TEREZI: DOUCH3T4CUL4R >:]

DAVE: thank you

KARKAT: SO THAT'S IT THEN

KARKAT: NO ADVICE AT ALL, SMARTALEC?

KARKAT: WHY DID I EVEN BRING YOU HERE FOR THIS INTERMISSION THEN.

DAVE: intermission?

KARKAT: INTERVENTION I MEAN. SORRY, I MISSPOKE.

DAVE: its not an intervention either

DAVE: my ghostly heads all beamin out of this crab for moral support yo

DAVE: i am in my homies corner even if he is a massive socialist

DAVE: terezi i think can probably figure this out

DAVE: she grew up alone and blind in a forest i think she will manage to bounce outta her juggalo phase

DAVE: but yeah terezi you should at least quit the fuckin soda

TEREZI: Y34H

TEREZI: OK

KARKAT: OK???

TEREZI: Y3S!

TEREZI: 1LL STOP

KARKAT: WHAT. JUST LIKE THAT?!

TEREZI: SUR3

TEREZI: 1TS R34LLY GROSS >X[

KARKAT: I THINK WE ARE MISSING THE POINT HERE.

KARKAT: THIS ISN'T JUST ABOUT AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH A FOUL SOFT DRINK.

KARKAT: IT'S ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT YOURSELF.

KARKAT: YOU ARE BARELY FUNCTIONAL RIGHT NOW. YOU CAN'T EVEN PICK YOURSELF UP OFF THE FLOOR AND PUT ON A PAIR OF PANTS.

KARKAT: REMEMBER PANTS TEREZI?? YOU USED TO LOVE PANTS!

TEREZI: Y34H, P4NTS 4R3 PR3TTY GR34T

KARKAT: YOU USED TO...

KARKAT: YOU USED TO BE A LOT OF THINGS. AND ALL OF THOSE WERE GOOD THINGS.

KARKAT: BUT NOW THAT WE'RE ABOUT TO ARRIVE, RIGHT WHEN WE NEED YOU THE MOST, YOU DO A SENSATIONAL BELLYFLOP INTO A CIRCUS VAT OF YOUR OWN TANGY SLOBBER.

TEREZI: OH PL34S3

TEREZI: WH4T COULD YOU POSS1BLY N33D M3 FOR?

KARKAT: YOU'RE AN IMPORTANT MEMBER OF THIS PARTY!

KARKAT: WE'LL NEED YOU TO HELP STAND UP TO JACK, AND WHATEVER ELSE IS WAITING FOR US THERE.

TEREZI: 1 DONT TH1NK 1 W1LL B3 V3RY US3FUL

KARKAT: WELL, NOT LIKE THIS YOU WON'T. YOU'VE GOT TO GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER.

TEREZI: NO! 1 M34N

TEREZI: 3V3N TH3N 1 WONT B3

TEREZI: 1 DONT H4V3 MUCH TO OFF3R 3V3N ON MY B3ST D4Y

KARKAT: WHAT ABOUT YOUR MIND POWERS THOUGH!

KARKAT: WHAT IF WE NEED SOMEBODY WITH MIND POWERS? TO DO SOME SORT OF...

KARKAT: MINDY THING.

TEREZI: WH4T M1ND POW3RS??

KARKAT: YOU KNOW. THE ONES WHERE YOU...

KARKAT: FLIP A COIN. AND...

KARKAT: SOMETHING CRAZY HAPPENS.

KARKAT: OK, I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW HOW IT WORKS. BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT?

TEREZI: PFFF

TEREZI: 1 N3V3R D3V3LOP3D THOS3 POW3RS V3RY W3LL

TEREZI: 4ND 1TS B33N 4 LONG T1M3 S1NC3 1 3V3N THOUGHT 4BOUT TH3M

TEREZI: 1 DONT TH1NK TH3YR3 V3RY V4LU4BL3 HON3STLY

TEREZI: 1N F4CT 4LL TH3Y 3V3R S33M3D TO DO W4S TR1CK M3 1NTO F33L1NG L1K3 1 KN3W WH4T 1 W4S DO1NG

TEREZI: TH3Y 4CTU4LLY M4D3 M3 B3L13V3 1 W4S 1N CONTROL OF OTH3R P3OPL3S F4T3S

TEREZI: NOT 3V3N TO SP34K OF MY OWN

TEREZI: 1T W4S 4 R34LLY D4NG3ROUS K1ND OF D3LUS1ON

TEREZI: 4ND NOW 1T F33LS L1K3 TH3 ONLY "H3RO1C" TH1NG 1 3V3R D1D W1TH THOS3 POW3RS

TEREZI: W4S US3 TH3M TO JUST1FY K1LL1NG MY FR13ND

KARKAT: HUH?

TEREZI: ...

KARKAT: OH.

KARKAT: RIGHT.

TEREZI: 4ND WH4TS WORS3 1S

TEREZI: TO TH1S D4Y, 1M ST1LL NOT 3V3N TOT4LLY SUR3 1F 1T W4S N3C3SS4RY

TEREZI: 1 TH1NK 1V3 LOST TH3 4B1L1TY TO T3LL 1F 1M B31NG PUN1SH3D FOR WH4T 1 D1D, OR 1F 1 4M PUN1SH1NG MYS3LF

KARKAT: WELL, YEAH. OF COURSE IT WAS NECESSARY.

KARKAT: EVEN IF IT WASN'T THE MORALLY RIGHT CHOICE OR WHATEVER, IT WAS OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING THAT HAD TO HAPPEN.

KARKAT: THAT'S THE CRUEL THING ABOUT PARADOX SPACE. IT SYSTEMICALLY VALIDATES ALL YOUR MISTAKES AS NECESSARY OUTCOMES.

KARKAT: NOT EVEN NECESSARY FOR YOUR OWN GOOD OR PERSONAL GROWTH. IT'S ALWAYS BIGGER THAN YOU. LIKE YOUR ERRORS IN JUDGMENT ARE INSEPARABLE FROM THE WAY REALITY HAS TO UNFOLD.

KARKAT: SO IT NEVER LETS YOU FORGET ABOUT THEM. BECAUSE THEY WERE ALL CRITICAL TO THE BIG PICTURE, AND ALL YOUR PAST FLAWS ARE LIKE...

KARKAT: SCARS.

KARKAT: SCARS IN SPACETIME THAT NEVER HEAL, AND ALWAYS SERVE TO REMIND YOU THAT THE PERFECT VERSION OF YOURSELF YOU WISH YOU COULD BE CAN NEVER EXIST. BECAUSE THE SURVIVAL OF EVERYONE YOU CARE ABOUT DEPENDS ON HIM NOT EXISTING.

TEREZI: 1 KNOW 4LL TH4T

TEREZI: 1T DO3SNT STOP M3 FROM WOND3R1NG

KARKAT: IT'S SIMPLE. IF YOU HADN'T KILLED HER, YOU WOULD HAVE WITHERED AWAY IN A DOOMED TIMELINE.

TEREZI: Y34H! 4ND SOM3T1M3S 1 W1SH 1 H4D!

TEREZI: 4T TH1S PO1NT 1 TH1NK 1 WOULD R4TH3R B3 TH3 B3TT3R P3RSON WHO M4D3 TH3 R1GHT D3C1S1ON

TEREZI: 3V3N 1F 1T 4LSO M34NT B31NG TH3 ON3 TO F4D3 4W4Y FOR3V3R

KARKAT: WELL, *I* WOULDN'T WANT THAT!

KARKAT: DOES THAT FUCKING MATTER TO YOU?

KARKAT: DOES THAT FACTOR ANYWHERE INTO YOUR DREARY EXISTENTIAL EQUATION???

TEREZI: YOU PROB4BLY TH1NK 1M CR4ZY

TEREZI: JUST 4S CR4ZY 4S YOU TH1NK 1 4M FOR D4T1NG G4MZ33

TEREZI: BUT

TEREZI: 1 R34LLY M1SS H3R

KARKAT: NO

KARKAT: I DON'T THINK YOU'RE CRAZY FOR THAT.

TEREZI: 4ND Y3T

TEREZI: 1F 1 3V3R S4W H3R 4G41N

TEREZI: TH3R3S NO W4Y 1 COULD T4LK TO H3R

TEREZI: SO P4RT OF M3 HOP3S 1 N3V3R-

TEREZI: OW!!!!!!!

TEREZI: D4V3, YOU D1CK!!!

DAVE: what

DAVE: dont blame me

DAVE: i cant control the crab

[insanepoll]

[ID: white slide with a picture of goro akechi with a transparent background taking up almost all of the page. behind him, there is a submission that can’t be completely seen bc of the picture of goro, but reads:

hes literally so insane and so so stupid omg, like this guy has dedicated so much of his life to getting revenge on his dad, and his whole plan was to fucking work for him and help him achieve his goal of being prime minister and then tell him "oh yeah btw im your illegitimate son that you abandoned how does it feel to know that you only got here bc of me loser" like dude????? thats a shit plan what are you on????? and like he was so focused in on this stupid ass plan that when his dad started ordering him to kill people for political reasons he was just like "welp no turning back now" like dude??????? (to be fair his dad wouldve probs killed him he disobeyed but uhhhh yeah my point still stands this teenager is not mentally stable AT ALL)

he hides behind masks like CONSTANTLY too like obvi he pretends to be a good little lackey for his dad, but like he's also a celebrity (he's a highschool detective, girls think he's hot i guess)(and i guess he is actually kinda smart cuz hes a good detective but like my point still stands that hes so fucking stupid at the same time like. my god.) he like puts on this whole goody-two-shoes shtick that the media and all his fangirls are SO in love with but like hes not like that at all hes so fucking unhinged deep down like holy shit

when you get confront him in the second to last palace he tries to fucking kill akira(the main character) and his friends but like its mostly abt akira specifically??? and like dude calm the fuck down WHY are you so bloodthirsty man, i know you wanna kill akira and rip him apart, i know you despise him because you're jealous of him, i knowwwwww dude god and when you get him as a party member in the secret third semester section of the game he is just so fucking unhinged

in the battle segments just goes on and on about how the shadows are weaklings and hes gonna have so much fun ripping them to shreds hes so bloodthirst and unhinged you dont understand

OH OH AND HES GAY AS HELL DID I MENTION THAT his whole relationship with the mc is so homoerotic my god dude and the only thing stopping them from getting together is the sheer force of goro's emotional contipation ohhhhhh my god dude your just jealous of him!!!! thats not what hatred is dude!!! you fully enjoy akira's company and cherish his companionship! you showed him your favorite place to go, somewhere youve never shown to anyone! you went to a cafe together! you shared your tragic backstory with him while you two BATHED TOGETHER ALONE! you couldve killed him or arrested him for being a phantom thief a long time ago but you kept hanging out with him!!!!!! he kept your glove! he almost surrendered to a fabricated reality just so you could live!!!!! the only reason he didnt is because he knew you wouldnt want to live under someone else's control!!!!!

sorry this became a shuake rant at the end in conclusion, he may be every good at hiding it but he is in fact incredibly unhinged anyway if you wanna see him being unhinged in action here's some videos for you viewing pleasure: (the cutscenes are the important parts, timestamps are 0:00, 8:43, 10:50, 21:30(ok this cutscene doesnt show him being unhinged but it is important to me that you see it)) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tVAekUc-lg (most of the quotes after 7:02 are unhinged but feel free to listen to the whole thing if you wanna see the difference between the real him and the good boy facade) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IygJD2Et74E&t=4s

/End ID.]

[tori-reacts]

my review of jojo’s bizarre adventure: diamond is unbreakable

hi everyone! yesterday i finished part 4 of jojos and it was rly fun so i figured I’d do a little mini review of what i thought!

character analysis

ok so I’m just gonna run through the main cast of characters bc it would take way to long to do everyone haha

1. higashikata josuke

josuke being the main protagonist of part 4 fit so perfectly. i felt like he had a great balance between the two previous jojos, he had the silliness of joseph but could get serious like jotaro in a fight. i would say he ranks number 3 on my favorite jojos protagonists (1 being jotaro and 2 being Joseph) but i did enjoy his character a lot! there were just others in the season that stuck out to me more.

2. nijimura okuyasu

what a lovely jobro. i enjoyed this character so fucking much. i always love the kind of dumb characters and he’s a perfect example LOL. i also just loved seeing his character develop into someone independent from his brother. he also delivered some of the funniest moments in the part.

3. hirose koichi

an adorable boy we must protect. i love koichi sm you guys. echoes 3 is hilarious. this is just an all around great character he’s genuinely a wonderful person and tends to see the best in people. he’s also just so reliable

4. kujo jotaro

ok I’m gonna start my saying I’m so bias towards this man being he is my favorite jojo and favorite character in general. but i did rly enjoy seeing him again in this part. he took a bit of a back seat to let josuke shine, but he still DELIVERED that final blow which I’m gonna talk abt a little later.

5. kishibe rohan

i love this man so much. would do anything for him. beautiful boy. he’s pretty and driven and has a bit of sass. perfect 10/10.

6. joseph joestar

Joseph was a major side character in this one but i did enjoy his usual antics. my opinion of him is a bit lower after the whole cheating on his wife thing, but i feel like the main reasoning was just so araki could introduce another jojo so i try not to think of it too much. but i absolutely love the va in this part, i haven’t done my research but he sounds exactly like kizaru from one piece aka my favorite marine. so that was great. also the way he just TOOK the baby at the end. like oh yeah we couldn’t find the mother (did they even look???) so i just took this thing overseas with me. classic Joseph

7. yamagishi yukako

one of the most interesting characters. female characters aren’t very prominent so far in this series so she was definitely a stand out. and the CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. seeing her grow from the obsessive control freak she was in the beginning to a genuinely loving person was beautiful. i throughly enjoyed the redemption episodes with the Cinderella salon. and koichi was just a sweetheart there too.

8. kira yoshikage

phenomenal writing. this man was GENUINELY terrifying. god during that bath scene and the entire sequence of bites the dust genuinely had me just as afraid as little hayato. up until the “when i first saw the Mona Lisa i had an erection” moment, that man did not fail to frighten me. all the past main antagonists being dio and kars had some silliness (in dios case A LOT) so it was easier to not take them seriously but this guy???? wow.

favorite moments

1. the Italian restaurant

fucking hilarious. one of the best episodes of the whole season imo.

2. Joseph buys the entire fucking baby store

god help him

3. the detail of rohan being there the night reimi was murdered

tugged at the heartstrings. also later on when he said he’ll miss her, breaking his arrogant facade. beautiful.

4. Cinderella salon

i mentioned this earlier but i loved this whole episode. the development between koichi and yukako was so much fun to watch.

5. the first encounter with Kira yoshikage

these few episodes were insanely creepy but set the stage for part 4s main antagonist perfectly. Being backed into a corner just to take the identity of another truly just had my adrenaline rushing

6. The bites the dust sequence

as mentioned before, this was just a masterpiece. psychologically terrifying, we are put directly in the POV of hayato and feel every bit of fear and despair he does. May i also say i was absolutely horrified before they revealed this ability bc i truly thought Rohan died.

7. star platinum ZA WARUDO

yeah. this was so needed. the entire final fight i was just dying to see jotaro show up and kick some ass. and when it finally happened it was SO satisfying. ora ora bitch.

8. reimi sends kira straight to hell

UGH I LOVED IT i cant even rly put into words u just need to watch it

andddd that about does it. this is my second favorite part so far, stardust crusaders still has a very special place in my heart. but i enjoyed this season nonetheless. i am about 7 episodes into part 5 now, so when I’m done with that one expect a review!! until then…

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

June with all relevant 4s?

[ask game]

Thank you for the ask!! ^^

Essentials/4. What is their moral alignment?

Chaotic Neutral. She does not care about laws or rules lol and she is. Not necessarily a 'good' person. She doesn't condone cruelty on a larger scale and but she will go out of her way to be a dick if she does not like someone, and she is very selfish in the matters that she does feel strongly about (selfish meaning anything that concerns her or people/things she cares about personally).

Life/4. Describe their family. Who were they close to? Were there any particular childhood friends?

I'll admit i have Not put a lot of thought into her family past the very vague basics x'D. Her family are the Trevelyans obviously, and she's uhh. Not on best terms with them. She has two older sisters that she got on with pretty ok, but again she hasn't had contact in over a decade. Mind you it's not even because of any super big drama (ig it kinda was at the time but it's a bigger deal in her head than it is irl), June's just being very awkward and stubborn

Party/4. Are there any companions (or advisors) they don’t get along with? Have any of them ever left the party?

Oh yeah, June actually didn't get along with a good chunk of the Inner Circle at first lmao. Cullen was the worst though, she straight up hated his guts on principle. Took a good while for her to warm up to Cass as well, and she and Sera were on rocky ground for a while too (not right at the beginning tho). Oh, and Vivienne. They did not get on at all for a very long while either.

Codex/4. How do they feel about the Fade, spirits, and demons?

Absolutely intrigued. They are all incredibly fascinating topics to her and are in fact her main focus of research and study! It's Her Thing

DAI/4. Do they approach the Mages or the Templars for help? Did they conscript or ally themselves with their respective faction? How do they feel about their rival (Calpernia or Samson)?

Mages. She did consider the Templars because the irony of them working at the command of a Mage was very tempting, but also the thought of having a bunch of them camp at Haven was less than appealing, she had planned to team up with, and Cullen advocated for them so she said fuck you we're helping the Mages. She's conflicted about Samson cos on one hand she has a personal grudge against him after all the bullshit he's caused, but by the time he's up for official judgement she does also feel pity for him. Also. Can't deny that he makes for a very interesting subject of study.

[chronologicalhomestuck]

karkat pov liveblog: hivebent, part 4

karkat sees something very upsetting on his computer while on gamzee's planet. they dont have the viewports yet so this must be his sburb player. wow his hair kinda looks like anime badboy hair vents right now lmao

rip sollux :(

karkats dismay here is really sad when you get to it like this. like oh wow yeah. he tried so hard to make this work. he got so far. but sollux didnt QUITE make it. look he was SO CLOSE. he had his totem ready to make his entry item and everything!

damn thats harsh jack. cmon stop slapping him his bestie just died horribly. check out gamzee's cool rocket unicycle! looks like a wweird fishy guy is bothering both of them...i think we are skipping that from this pov tho.

very understandable reaction from karkat. that corpse looks pretty nasty! but hey at least sollux is ok.

CG: THIS IS AN EMPTY THREAT, BECAUSE IF YOU MADE A BOARD AT ANY POINT ON THE TIMELINE I WOULD BE ABLE TO SEE IT RIGHT HERE AND READ THE WHOLE THING ALREADY. CG: WAIT... CG: OH GOD, YOU ACTUALLY DID. GC: Y3SSSSS! GC: FUTUR3 T3R3Z1 1S LOOK1NG PR3TTY COOL R1GHT 4BOUT NOW >8]

i dont remember how much i should know about this right now (had i read this in the order it is written) but it is fun feeling like these characters trying to deal with this timeline shit.

CG: LOOK I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY. CG: WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT GOING AFTER THE QUEEN'S RING. GC: W3LL GC: TH3 TH1NG TH4T 1S 4LL 4BOUT 1T 1S GC: W3 H4V3 TO GO 4FT3R TH3 QU33NS R1NG GC: 1T 1S 4 N3W M1SS1ON CG: BUT WE'RE STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF TRYING TO PULL OFF REGISURP WITH JACK. CG: WHY DON'T WE TAKE IT ONE MISSION AT A TIME. GC: Y34H 4BOUT TH4T GC: TH3 WHOL3 PO1NT 1S TO D3STROY TH3 R1NG SO J4CK DO3SNT G3T 1T CG: WHY WOULD WE WANT TO DO THAT, JACK'S AN ALLY. GC: 4LSO GC: TH3 M1SS1ON SORT OF 1NVOLV3S 3X1L1NG J4CK TOO GC: >:|

regisurp is still in progress, but looks like it has been...terezisurped >:]

CG: THIS IS BULLSHIT. CG: WE'RE NOT EXILING JACK, HE'S COOL. GC: K4RK4T, H3 1S NOT TH4T COOL! CG: YES HE IS, HE'S A TOTAL BADASS WITH A FUCK TON OF BLADES AND SHIT, AND HE'S HELPING US OUT.

we did see jack speaking to karkat as his exile a few pages ago, so we know he needs to get exiled...but karkat is not on board with this plan!

CG: THE BOTTOM LINE IS I AM NOT GOING TO EXILE JACK BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN SMELL MALICE OFF AN INTERPRETIVE DANCE. GC: K4RK4T, H3S 4 J3RK! GC: H3 H4S ST4BB3D YOU ON MOR3 TH4N ON3 OCC4S1ON! CG: SOME OF THOSE STABBINGS WERE ACCIDENTAL! GC: >8| CG: OK, WELL I KNOW FOR A FACT THE THIRD TIME WAS ACCIDENTAL.

he has been stabbed by jack several times, and on purpose at least twice. and yet he still thinks they are besties. what is wrong with him.

CG: ANYWAY YOU'VE BEATEN THE SHIT OUT OF ME A FEW TIMES YOURSELF. GC: BUT 1 D1DN'T DR4W BLOOD!

getting a bit blackrom there, eh?

GC: 1 M34N 1 COULD H4V3 TO S4T1SFY MY CUR1OS1TY >:] GC: BUT 1 D1DNT 4S 4 COURT3SY TO YOU GC: S1NC3 YOU ST1LL W4NT TO K33P 1T 4 S3CR3T FROM M3 L1K3 4 P3TUL4NT L1TTL3 W1GGL3R >:P CG: HEY I PROMISED I'D TELL YOU. CG: I JUST CG: WASN'T READY OK GC: W3LL GC: 1TS OK GC: 1 KNOW WH4T COLOR YOUR BLOOD 1S 4NYW4Y >:]

as sweet as this is... very interesting, terezi...

GC: 1 F1GUR3D 1T OUT MYS3LF CG: HOW GC: 1 GOT 4 CLOS3R LOOK GC: R3M3MB3R >:] CG: NO GC: PFFF YOU 4R3 PL4Y1NG SO DUMB, YOU KNOW 3X4CTLY WH4T 1 4M T4LK1NG 4BOUT

...very interesting indeed...!

CG: I CLEANED UP MY WOUND AND CHANGED MY SHIRT BEFORE I EVEN MET YOU, I'VE BEEN EXTREMELY CAREFUL. CG: SO YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FILL ME IN. GC: 1T W4S WH3N 1 GOT CLOS3 3NOUGH GC: TO SM3LL 1T UND3R YOUR SK1N GC: PL34S3 K4RK4T, DO NOT PR3T3ND TH4T YOU FORGOT 4BOUT OUR L1TTL3 MOM3NT CG: WHOA CG: YOU MEAN CG: DURING CG: FUCK. CG: OK SHHHHHHHHHH SHH SHH SHH...

🤨🤨🤨 now what exactly do u mean by that karkat. 🤨🤨 yall make out? 🤨🤨🤨

CG: WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT IN PERSON. GC: HOW "1N P3RSON" DO YOU M34N?

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

GC: YOU H4V3 NOT 3V3N S33N SK414 Y3T CG: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WAKE UP. GC: 1 DONT KNOW! GC: SOM3TH1NG D1FF3R3NT DO3S 1T FOR 3V3RYBODY CG: HOW MANY OF US ARE AWAKE NOW?

its gonna be a while before that happens, buddy. and not under great circumstances, either.

GC: HOW 4BOUT 1F GC: 1 T3LL YOU 4LL 4BOUT TH4T STUFF N3XT T1M3 W3 4R3 "1N P3RSON" >;] GC: 1N F4CT, 1 W1LL T3LL YOU WH3N YOU W4K3 UP! GC: UNT1L TH3N 1 W1LL K33P T4BS ON YOU 1N YOUR TOW3R WH1L3 YOU SL33P L1K3 4 L1TTL3 HON3Y P4J4M4'D PUP4 N3STL3D 1N H1S COCOON CG: WAIT LET ME GUESS. CG: DO I LOOK ADORABLE????????? GC: 4CTU4LLY GC: YOU LOOK K1ND OF L1K3 4 B1G P1L3 OF SM3LLY B4RF CG: WOW, WHAT THE FUCK. GC: OF COOOOUUUUURS3 YOU DO, DUMB4SS >:]

gosh, i love them. i forgot how much i love them

GC: DONT WORRY 4BOUT TH3 R1NG M1SS1ON GC: YOU C4N ST4Y BUSY W1TH R3G1SURP GC: 1 W1LL ORG4N1Z3 TH3 N3W M1SS1ON MYS3LF

and so both missions begin to be carried out simultaneously! regisurp will still be in action, while terezi plans to destroy the ring and exile jack...i suppose they dont conflict yet?

ill be back after dinner with a conclusion to hivebent >:]

[emilieautumnarchives]

A pedestal???

Posted: March 14, 2006 Archived from BonnyTymePyrate’s Journal Archives

There are some questions that people ask other people that make absolutely no sense at all given the context. Think of all the inane things you’re asked at the checkout line in the grocery, everything from “did you find everything OK?” (as though they’d do a little tap-dance or give you a lollipop if you were completely honest about just how long it took you to locate the cocktail cherries…are they by the canned fruit or the liquor? both? neither?) to “is that a tattoo?” (why? do you want one just like it? how will it really affect your life to know whether it’s a tattoo or not? we both know you’re saying it just for something to say, so let’s cut past the crap for a moment and just admit it), things people ask just for something to say…

For example: “just get out of work?” as I purchased my stock of red wine for the evening.

How am I supposed to answer that? No, I didn’t just get out of work. I don’t attend a usual 9-5 “work,” my role in society as an stupidly eccentric artist gets me quite out of this obligation. So, I can’t say “yeah,” because that would be untrue. But I can’t just say “no,” because that would make me appear secretive and leave the poor man hanging for something to say next, rather like a game of liquor store 20 questions. So, I have to say “no,” but then quickly come up with something to follow my monosyllabic answer so as to seem equally as social as he was by asking the stupid question in the first fucking place. “No…” - pregnant pause, wheels turning - “Just returning from a bit of shopping…antiques…I like old things, you know.” Which was in fact way too much information for the circumstance because the guy took this as an opportunity to tell me how he’s been looking for one of those things, you know, THOSE THINGS, for the past 20 years…you don’t know what it is, but you’ll know IT when you see it…“well, that’s the beauty of shopping,” I say. “Those things, he said, “that just sit there and you put stuff on them…you know those THINGS?” “A pedestal?” Yeah! That’s it, a pedestal! Can I see your ID?

In other news, BC Joo Hee and I were nestled into our corner at the 4S the other day writing love/hate letters from the asylum (and let me just say that some random few of you are in for some big surprises) and it struck us just how ridiculously photogenic the sofa in the lady’s room really was. This led to the inevitable “pose off”, which is just like a “bass off” but not.

See Exhibit eA:

BCJH starts things off with a demure bang, ever the lady, or is she…:

Accepting her challenge, I up the ante by employing the ever-edgy biting of the lip:

Shouts she, “you’re goin DOWN, bitch!” and pulls this sweet little move out of her handbag:

Not to be frightened off so easily, I respond with a blood curdling battle cry and the following:

What followed is quite literally illegal to tell you (how I wish I were joking), so I will have to halt this narrative here.

With bags packed and a giddy heart,

Your EA

[impyssadobsessions]

Vacation Crashers: Ao3 Chapter 29 (Final Chapter)

“She's using psychological war fair!” Damian accused pointing at Jazz, who just called uno. “Now, Why would I do that?” Jazz admittedly having much more fun than she should have. She just laid down a red 7, changing the color from yellow to red. She had won the last three rounds, causing the whole group to try and “take her down”. “Same reason you +4 me last round! I had 20 cards!” Danny huffed as he continued to draw, having the worse luck. The second game was the only time he had uno, and it was taken from him by a stack of three +4s. “Sorry, little brother. Only card I had to play.” Jazz chuckling amused as Danny grumbling.

“Danny! Give me something good!” Jason called across the room. “I'm tryinggggg!!!”Danny whined as he kept drawing cards, his hand going from seven, the lowest he had since the second round, to double the amount and counting. “You're making alliances!” Damian hissed. “Yeah, to take down Jazz!” “Hey!” Jazz acted playfully offended. “Even if he did get something good it wouldn't help you.” Tim pointed out. “Make it blue! I got something good for blue!” “I don't have anything for blue.” “Tough luck for you, Dickie, this is a group effort.” “Whatever you have for blue still wouldn't work! Because Cass is after you!” Tim explained again. “Right. Want to trade?” Jason holding out his hand of cards to Cass to let her see what she wanted to trade. Cass leaning over picking out cards, thinking hard. “That's no fair!” Tim huffed, frustrated. He'll reverse them just to mess with them. Still bitter about Jason calling out Dick and Tim for cheating. >:T “Shhh! Its strategic winning!” Jason was really into it, all of them were. Cass picking out the cards and then offering a couple of hers in return. “How do you not have a seven or a wild by now?” Damian checking Danny's hand, believing he maybe lying. Plus he was impatient wanting to play his wild card, he had been keeping secretly up his sleeve this whole time. “Don't look at his hand.” “Its fine, I got nothing.” “..........You luck in this game is absolutely abysmal.” Damian sitting back down, almost feeling pity for Danny. Danny jolted, holding up card in his hand celebratory, after pulling half of the deck into his hand. “OH AHHA! Its not a wild or a +4-” Damian was relieved about the last one. “But it is blue!” “Good job glowbug!” Jason grinning as his “plan” was coming to motion as Danny laid down a blue 7. -It quickly came crashing down as soon Jazz laid down her blue 7 over Danny's, as they were playing with stack clause. “AH! WHOOHOO! I won!” Jazz buzzing with excitement at her fourth win in a row, loudly celebrating. Danny looked crushed with defeat as he flopped onto his back, his cards going every where with a dramatic groan. “I told you she was using mind tricks!” Damian slamming his cards down, pointing at Jazz. “Ugh! Who the fuck's idea was it to play stack?” Jason tossing his cards, grumbling. “Your's,” Tim groaned folding over his knees tossing his hand in the middle. He then pointed at Danny, “And Danny's.” “Guess the odds weren't stack in your favor-” Dick chuckled as Jason flicked the rest of the deck at him. Cass was also laying down in disbelief. “I owe my win to my precious little brother~” Jazz chuckled. Danny blew a razzberry in response. “Pllbbbbbrtttt...” “We need to keep real cards in here.” “Yes Jay, we'll stock the batplane with different card games.” Dick standing up with a stretch. “Not until you pick up the mess you made.” Batman's dad mode kicking in. “Fuck you.” Jason and the others picking it up anyways, more so Alfred doesn't get on to them. Dick stretched as he walked over to stand beside Bruce, seeing how far they were. He had a feeling it was close. Leaning on B's chair. “We'll be landing soon.” “We'll have to get the batmobile tomorrow, I left it at the other hideout.” Dick stated, though knowing it was obvious. “Nn.” Batman grunted with a nod.

“Hey. Danny, Jazz. We're flying over Gotham, now.” Dick turned back to the Fenton siblings. They both shoving at each other.. Mostly Danny shoving his sister away as he helped pick up cards. Jazz teasing him. They both paused looking up at Dick, who was pointing at the glass, gesturing for them to come near. Danny handed Jason the cards he picked up, as he and his sister walked over to the windows. “Ooo Its pretty dark for a big city, even with all the lights.” Jazz chime, barely leaning towards the glass. “That's because of the buildings, most of them have gothic architecture or are old. Which makes the tops of the buildings stay pretty dark. Really helpful for traveling at night.” Dick explained pointing out some buildings. “Man, can't wait to get a better view.” Danny was itching to go for a flight. “That'll have to wait until we make certain the GIW is out of the area. They're currently popping up every city trying to locate the ecto-batteries.” Batman stated. Danny frowned, shoulders slumped in disappointment, “I hate those guys.” “I say in about a week it be safe,” Dick ruffling Danny's head. “Even if not, one sneaky flight shouldn't hurt by then.. right B?” “nn.” “Oh, Danny. I think they have an observatory in the museum here.” Jazz pointing to the glass domed building. Danny peaking back out, eyes glowing a bright blue against the glass. “Ooo really? We have to go there.” Jazz nodded with a smile. “There's a good place for burgers near by it too.” Jason stated, propping an arm onto Danny's head. Deck of cards tucked in its box in his hand. “Cass and Steph like going to the shopping center for smoothies.” Tim stated, as Cass nodded with a thumbs up. She was craving one now. “There is a quite high number of swords available in the local pawn shops as well.” Damian stated. “Ooo, I would like a sword. Oh! Oh! Maybe I can ice one myself-” “Danny, I'd feel better if you did not. We have enough weapons in the house.” Jazz crossing her arms. “But we don't have a sword.” Danny pointed out. “............We have the ghost carving knife.” Jazz paused for a moment trying to re-categorize all the known weapons her parents had made or discarded into the vault. “Not the same-plus I gave it to Skulker.” “Why did you give Skulker, the ghost that wants to and I quote “Mount your pelt on my wall” a knife that CARVES ghost?!” Jazz swore her brother had a death wish sometimes. All the bats blinking, making sure they heard that right. Batman frowning, keeping a mental note of that. “That does sound rather idiotic.” Damian stated. “... I had to do something to make sure he doesn't attack Amity or us while we went on vacation!” “What other deals have you not told me about!?” “........Its best that you don't to know.” “Danny!” Jazz groaned in frustration. “I made loopholes! Well Tuck made loopholes..” Jazz massaged her temples trying not to let it get to her. That was something to deal with later. Future Jazz can give Danny a lecture of why giving an enemy a knife to cut you is a bad idea. The fact that she has to was astounding. “Well, hopefully we will be equipped to fight them so that we can be the loophole.” Dick winked. “Or I can just punch him.” “He's a ghost in a robotic suit.” Danny explained to Jason. “So hacking?” Tim hummed. “That can work, but its much easier just to get him to brag about his new weapon and knock off his head. Then stuff him in the thermos.” “That sounds simple enough.” Majority of the bats said in unison. Cassandra nodding. “Another ghost Vlad hires though. Vlad bribes him with upgrades.” Danny waved the information off. Glancing back to the window as they were leaving the city, as neighborhoods started to space out into a mass of trees. “We'll have to figure out a way to deal with him.” Batman stated, still planning on trying to find something he can get Vlad jailed for. “Good luck.” Danny sighed, having little hope of ever being free of Vlad. He started to see large fancy homes, making him furrow his brows. They were spaced out by the mass of trees. “Nn.” Batman grunted with a nod and then told everyone. “Now, everyone take a seat, we're preparing to land.” The batkids groaned as everyone piled into seats. “Seat belts too. That includes you, Jason.” Jason grumbling as he buckled Damian and Danny together. Much to Damian's aggravation. Jazz was buckled up with Cass, partially in each others laps. They had to be squished with the others to get enough seats with belts. They still needed to upgrade this plane to add more seating and belts. Another thing added to the list. The rest buckled up in their seats while Batman prepared for landing. He flicked a few switches and eased the plane into the opening of a secret hanger. Once the plane was parked, everyone hopped out of it. Damian was first with Danny joking behind him. “I knew my breath stunk, but I didn't think that bad.” “It smells a bit like death.” Jason joked, making Danny laugh. “I knew I was always rotten from the inside.” “Gravely, we need to put this convo to rest.” Dick grinned gesturing to the cave. “Welcome to the batcave.” “Gloomy.” Danny and Jazz said at the same time, after looking around as they were lead down into the cave. Batman frowned a little at how unimpressed Danny and Jazz were. He really need to look at the Fenton's lab. It couldn't be that interesting.. it was a basement lab. Dick chuckled as the others snickered at their reaction, mostly knowing B probably was deflated by it. “I mean its nice.. just why a-wait no a cave makes sense. Um. Is that a dinosaur?” Jazz pointed as they were able to see the other room. “I'm more interested in that giant penny. Like, why anyone want to make that? Is it real? Like real copper.”Danny pointed. “The dinosaur is part of our security system-” “Dami..” “I'm going to be sadly disappointed if that was a lie.” Danny frowned. “The dinosaur is not part of the security system.-” Batman began to explain. “Shame. It would have been pretty prehistoric!” Dick slapped a hand to his mouth laughing. Batman grunted, before continuing what he was saying. “And yes, the penny is made of copper. We polish it to keep it from oxidizing.” “Ah, that makes cents.” Danny grinned as Dick patted his shoulder. “Its really WORTH keeping around.” Dick grinned cheesily. “Great, there's two of them.” Damian and Jazz said in unison. “You should be happy about that, Demon Brat.” Jason teased flicking Damian's cheek. “If they keep making awful word play, then I will not.” Damian glared, smacking Jason away. “Aw, he's admitting that he is.” Tim joined, then jumped back as Damian threatened to pull out his sword. Cass chuckling as she put a hand over Damian's making him back down. “Bout time you guys showed up.” Steph chimed in her spoiler costume. Cass running down and jumping on her to give her a hug. “Traitor!”Steph called her, frowning, but as Cass looked at her in the face Steph smiled. “Aw, I can't stay mad at you~ Not like I was anyways.” Stephanie hugging Cass back, with a tight squeeze. Happy they made it back. She was getting worried when they all lost contact for a while. “Hey, No hug for me?” Duke asked arms open, before letting out an “oof!” as Cass hugged him. He chuckled giving her a firm hug back. “Oh looks like I spy some new kiddos~” Steph cooed looking directly at Danny and Jazz. Danny and Jazz awkwardly glanced at each other and back at Steph. Batman put a gentle hand on their shoulders, “They'll be staying with us for some time.” “Shocker.” Steph chuckled. “Where's Babs?” Dick asked as he and the others started to take off her masks. “She went to have dinner with her Dad, apparently some government agents wearing white suits have been hounding the police department for answers. Gordon hadn't been able to leave his office for over twelve hours.” Steph explained with a sigh, shaking her head. “You think they realize they're not going to get any information if the police can't leave to investigate.” Danny and Jazz frowned, as they gently took Bruce's hand off their shoulders. “He just now got them to leave the department, having to catch up on work. So Babs taking him some food Alfred made.” Duke continued, “She's planning on planting bugs.” “Excellent. I'll have to call Commissioner Gordon tomorrow,” Batman stated, as he took off his cowl. “I'll hack the security cameras across the city.” Tim stated, “At least one of them has to reveal something.” “I can see what information I can get from the small criminals. Little motivation will loosen someones tongue.” Jason cracked his knuckles. “What if they mistake you for a ghost?” Tim asked, “We already know you share similarities to ghost.” “Then I beat the shit out of them and blow up their base.” “Me and Baby bird can handle the criminals, besides Jay-bird, someone needs to watch the kiddos and B.” Dick nudged Jason who pushed him back. “I'm not babysitting Bruce.” “Me and Cass can do the east side.” Steph offered as Cass nodded with. Jazz and Danny felt a bit awkward watching them. Both feeling quite out of their element. Danny especially as this level of planning to stalk the GIW seemed ridiculous. “Why are you planning this hard just to spy on GIW?” Danny's tongue slipping. “They're an unknown government agency that has been harassing not only Gotham but other cities. Its imperative that we find all we can about them while they insist on staying.” Bruce explained. “Okaaayyy, And.. am I suppose to know.. who any of you are? Because I don't and its kind of rude not to introduce yourselves.” Danny pointed out to how all the members besides Damian had their masks off. Jazz's eyes widen as the rest of the batfamily go silent for a moment, making Danny feel very uncomfortable. Was he not suppose to ask that? Seem kind of weird- “OH SHIT! We forgot to tell him!” “Oh my god, Danny! I'm so sorry!” Jazz blurted, “I figured out their identities mid-mission and it just slipped my mi-” “Wait.. WHAT?! Wait.. THAT'S WHAT YOU FIGURED OUT?!” Danny glanced between them all. Each of the batfamily held a different expression, but all felt mortified. How did they forget. Except for Stephanie who burst out laughing. She couldn't believe.. they forgot. Duke was holding back a laugh that was contagious from Stephanie, but had a hand over his mouth, hiding a grin. Danny's mind was going a mile a second as it retraced every step and event that happen since the night began. He was still so confused until his eyes popped open, glancing at Bruce and then towards Dick. He narrowed his eyes then widened them again. “OH, OHHHHHHHH! That's why you said... Its THAT Dick?” Danny began to grin, and then bust out laughing, as his sister had a look of horror on her face. Dick feeling eyes of his siblings on him as he hated what this meant. “The same one you-” “NO! No it is not!” “IT IS!” Danny was stomping his foot as he laughed. “Danny, I swear if you say one word I'll... I'll-!” Jazz was struggling with her threat thinking quickly, face bright red. “Uh-huh. That you had a-” Danny paused as Jazz covered Danny's mouth with her hand and whispered into his ear. The bats only could read the word Halloween. Danny's eyes popped open, then his brows furrowed. “You wouldn't.” “As long as you don't mention that.. era of my life.” Jazz smiled falsely sweet. “Awwww come on Jazz! This is like the only time I've ever got something good on you!” “Poor you. Doth does sucketh to be the youngest.” Danny grumbled crossing his arms, as Jazz looked relieved. Jason snickering as he elbowed Dick, “At this rate the whole Dick Grayson Fan club will find out our identities.” Jazz's face dropped going red again, Tim just glancing away. Danny grinned, looking at Jazz, who was giving him a warning stare. After an awkward moment, Bruce cleared his throat to get everyone's attention. “Well, it seems introductions are in order. I am Bruce Wayne.” “Stephanie Brown, but call me Steph.” Stephanie said with a wave. “Cass.” Cassandra smiled at them. “Well, you know my name already,” Dick chuckled. “Tim Drake.” Tim held his hand up. “Duke Thomas. Nice to meet you.” Duke raising his hand up for a brief moment too. “Jason. Though I'm quit upset you knew Dick before me!” “Batman-Bruce? Didn't call me Jason.” Danny chuckled. “Damian Wayne.” Damian keeping a proper pose. “And I am Alfred Pennyworth, Butler of Wayne Manor. Its a pleasure to meet you, Miss Jasmine, and Mister Daniel.” An older gentleman stood near a staircase, smiling at them. His eyes scanned across the room over everyone. “Welcome home.” “Dinner is ready in the dining hall. I couldn't find any allergen listed, so I do hope you enjoy what I've prepared.” “As long as it doesn't attack me, I'm down for anything.” Danny chuckled as his stomach growled. He was starving. “Same.” Jazz couldn't wait to eat, shower, and sleep. “Well, I can assure you that our food is on the pacifist side.” Alfred smiled, though holding a concern look in his eye. “Follow me then. I have also prepared rooms for your stay. I can show you after dinner. I'm certain you two must be exhausted.” “Definitely, Thank you so much, Mr. Pennyworth.” Jasmine smiled as her and Danny eagerly followed the butler. The sound of food very alluring. “Yeah, thanks!”Danny echoed. --------->w<------------ “Soooo who won the bet?” Tim asked as they walked behind the siblings to the dining hall. “Because Danny has green eyes half of the time.” “I'm actually famished! Let's figure that out after … dinner.” Steph chuckled nervously. “She made some more bets while you guys were gone, and none of them came true.” Duke grinned. “You don't know that! The custody battle might still be a thing!” Stephanie huffed. “Ok, exclude all the bets made that can't be known today, who won.” Tim asked. Steph sighed, “I bet that the kids had black hair and blue eyes.” “Only one was true. So that's 20 points, but 40 in the pool.” Tim counted. “Also made a bet at least one of you would be punched by them. Which was 10.” “Yeah, that didn't happen so 50 pool.” Jason stated. “She also bet Damian would have brought a ghost animal home.” Duke stated. “I would have, if given the time. But Bullwinkle seemed quite adamant in staying.”Damian grumbled. “Yeah, I'm going to miss the big guy.” Jason mentioned. “How much she bet on that?” Tim asked. Stephanie slouched her shoulders, “...............50 and I do the winners chores.” “I bet 50 that he wouldn't.” Duke grinned. “And winners chores.” “Well, you said no way B would let him take it home.” “Yeah, but my bet was that he wouldn't.” “So Steph has 100 in the pool, plus winners chores. Only 20 points?” Tim made sure. “Yeah. Duke got 50, exempt from doing chores, because he was right. He also bet Danny was a meta, which Babs betrayed me and agreed. >:T So like, 70 points and 170 in the pool?” Steph calculated. “I bet 30 that one of them likes puns!” Dick grinned. “And 40 with your music rights they didn't have sad backstories.” Jason whispering last part. He was happy that Dick's music rights was taken away. At least for a week. “So Dickie got 30 points and 70 in the pool. Which makes it 240.” “Cass got a 100 points for betting they're self-taught and Jazz had red hair. So that brings it to 340.” Steph stated. “Highest.” Cass smiled. “I don't think anyone else got that high, Dami only bet 10 reluctantly.” Dick said. “And I think he was the most impressed out of us.” Tim smirked. “Certainly of Jazz.” “....They were not as inferior as I predicted. Daniel could use some work on sharpening the ice and Jasmine was louder than need be.” Damian huffed. Jason ruffled Damian's hair, as Damian tried to smack his hand off. “So pool up to 350. So what we do about Walking Advertisement's bet?” Tim frowned as Jason pointing at him. Dick scratched his head, “Well Danny's eyes do glow green, especially when in his second form. So maybe half points?” “Wouldn't that have made Steph's half points?” Tim asked. “Hmm, No because he had blue eyes before. So majority of his life they were blue.” Dick hummed. “But wouldn't that just suggest Tim's bet was wrong by them rules.” Steph asked... mostly just hoping to bring Tim down with her. They all hummed, trying to think. “This is dumb.” Damian frowned. “Why don't we give both Tim and Steph the full points then?” Duke asked. “That would give Tim 60 points and bring the pool to 410.” Dick stated. “No! That pull ahead of me! Ugh.” Jason huffed. “Oh right because you only got 50 that he can fight good.” Dick stated. “Yeah, because Danny and Jazz doesn't seem to hate Bruce so that puts 70 and a cooked meal into the pool, bringing it to 480.” Tim calculated, “That was everything right?” The others all nodded, as they recount to make check. “Oh Danny did bet 20 Vlad had master bedroom on the top floor.” Steph pointed out. “Hey! I didn't know I was being brought into this. I would have bet on something a lot cooler.” Danny hollered back. “Don't worry, we won't make you pay this time. Just a warning, we take bets very seriously~” Steph said playfully. “Yeah, I can tell.” “That means Cass won $480 dollars and steph has to do her chores, Jason has to cook her a meal-” “Eh, I don't mind cooking for Cass.” Jason sighed, but perked up as he continued what Tim stated, “Annnnd Dickie can't touch the radio.” Cass bounced, with a little dance as the others make disappointed sighs. Jazz and Danny glancing back at them then chuckled, this was certainly going to be an experience. Both feeling anxious, but the normalcy of it all was easing their nerves. Even if it was just slightly. This might be the strangest vacation they've ever been on.