#HBO True Blood

[klinefelterrible]

So here’s a question about vampires. According to some of the stories, you get bitten by a vampire and they give you their blood to drink, then you lie together in a ground over the first night or something and you become a vampire too, never to drink pepsi or eat fries again. This part is clear.

But since you are dead and your body is somehow dead too, do your teeth rot too? Like, uh, the last thing you ate was a mars bar and then you got bit and since you were pretty or funny enough you got turned into a vampire and now you’re a dead person who has no reason to eat mars or clean teeth ever again and WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR TEETH DO THEY ROT IN YOUR DEAD MOUTH

like in True Blood when you were a vampire you could have been healing yourself with human blood but does that heal cavities too? Or if you had like black rotten teeth and you became a vampire were you a a vampire with rotten teeth too?

I mean seriously guys yeah sex with an eskimo cold person, yeah, cold girl Jessica but love is love and I get it but THOSE FUCKING TEETH

Or do they poop? Like after a big gulp of a fat american obese karen they go on an actual toilet and have a nasty black stone hard hangover turdzilla?

[flutteringphalanges]

I never realized how many actors from True Blood have twins:

Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer: Sookie Stackhouse and Bill Compton

Sam Trammell: Sam Merlotte

Marshall Allman: Tommy Mickens

((I was randomly recommend an article that talked about Sam Trammell so that is why it popped in my head. I don’t know if any of the other actors have twins but I just thought this was an interesting fact)). 

[flipjack]

Gladys "Killem" Gillem

[hail-to-the-pumpkin-song]

"Five! Five oceans of time that I have crossed! Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh." ⚡️

[fatum679]

Alicent & Helaena

𝐒𝐨 𝐛𝐚𝐝

I can't blame Alicent for what she did to Helaena, because she didn't know any other life.

Like mother, like daughter 💔

I know a lot of people think Otto is smiling because Helaena made a toast in public, but f*cking seriously? She literally screams for help, and he smiles and says "good"

Helaena has a scared face and panic in her eyes when asked about Aegon.

Alicent forcibly smiles through pain.

[jetkast]

Kevin Alejandro, voice of Jayce Talis, played a gay nurse in HBO's True Blood over a decade ago. The relationship between Jesus and Lafayette was one of my favorite parts of the show. Rest in peace, Nelsan Ellis, Lafayette will always be one of my favorite characters of all time, and I wish we could have seen you live long and thrive.

And then, here Kevin Alejandro is again in 2011 with such a genuine message to queer people struggling.

"I'm just saying that things can change, and it does get better, and if you stick around to watch that happen, we'll all be better because of it. So reach out."

It's just been coming to mind as the Arcane fixation sticks around... Kevin Alejandro plays an underrated side character in nearly everything I've seen him in, and he is also such a good presence. I love the delivery he brings to Jayce, his voice adds so much to the character.

Perhaps I have an ulterior motive related to Kevin Alejandro's relationship to sexuality (iirc he has a wife and kids) as far as how I personally read his characters, as a bisexual myself... well. I am nothing but transparent.

[hbo--spn]

when did sam start praying everyday? why did sam start praying everyday?

[sweetaprilbutterfly]

Vampire Appreciation Week: Day 6 - Favorite vampire rivalry

Bill Compton and Eric Northman

[reno-matagot]

Mmmh...Yes?

[limerence4u]

thinking about amnesia eric from season 4… he was so softtt

⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

[best-series-forever]

[flipjack]

Could someone pass the defibrillator?

[photographingeverydetail]

Jason and Lafayette

[buisnessman-bunny]

Tru Blood has the best intro ever in television. I never skip it because it’s better than the actual show.

[dogboytim]

LETS GET SOME TOP SURGERY APPRECIATION

Also there may be a part 2 to this. Idk

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True Blood characters seeing your top scars

Bill Compton

Ok he’s a little confused

He has never met a trans person (that he knows of)

His questions may come off as a bit rude because he initially thought someone hurt you when he saw the scars

Asks Sookie for help. He’s trying his best

He likes to trace them with his thumbs a lot. Especially during quiet moments

During sex he likes to like them

Eric Northman

He has met trans people in the past so your scars aren’t anything new to him

He likes them a lot! He thinks of them as battle scars almost

Pep talks in front of the mirror if he catches you feeling down

Won’t touch them unless you give him permission. He knows it can be a touchy subject

He simply likes to admire them!

Literally will not let you hate them

Sam Merlotte

He initially found out after you had to change at work (customer threw their drink)

You covered yourself and he understood immediately. Though he did end up leaving a note assuring you that you wouldn’t lose your job over your identity

Has Sookie, Lafayette, or Tara take over if he knows a specific customer has certain beliefs

He’s silly ok. He likes finding little pins or stickers with the trans flag and giving them to you.

Defends you no matter what. He has and will punch someone over you. He doesn’t tolerate transphobia

Has a “wall of shame” with customers who got banned for homophobia/transphobia

Alcide Herveaux

“You’re trans? Cool 👍🏻” Type shit fr

He’s very understanding about it! When he used to be part of a pack he had trans packmates!

Please let him kiss your scars. He will go haywire.

Loves to lay on your chest and admire them up close. He especially likes how the scar tissue is a slightly different color than your skin

Gives your scars very special attention during intercourse. Kisses, praising them, the whole nine yards really

Will help you tape them up if wanted!

Jason Stackhouse

He doesn’t really express an opinion at first.

However you do know he’s supportive because he starts leaving old clothes of his that don’t fit anymore for you.

Hesitates when you let him feel them because he doesn’t want to be disrespectful?

“They look good on you!” Lord please save him.

Has fought and lost said fight over you but he tried!

You know how he became sheriff? He locked someone up for being transphobic once.

[timelesswinnerlose]

I want to remind you of a time when Ryan Kwanten was the world's biggest gaybait in "True Blood" (2008) and I was totally OK with that...

Forever the best 'himbo'!