#HBO True Blood

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TRUE BLOOD — 3.12 'Evil Is Going On'

[all-i-do-is-live-in-daydreams]

almost 5 seasons in and I really do not like bill compton

[klinefelterrible]

So here’s a question about vampires. According to some of the stories, you get bitten by a vampire and they give you their blood to drink, then you lie together in a ground over the first night or something and you become a vampire too, never to drink pepsi or eat fries again. This part is clear.

But since you are dead and your body is somehow dead too, do your teeth rot too? Like, uh, the last thing you ate was a mars bar and then you got bit and since you were pretty or funny enough you got turned into a vampire and now you’re a dead person who has no reason to eat mars or clean teeth ever again and WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR TEETH DO THEY ROT IN YOUR DEAD MOUTH

like in True Blood when you were a vampire you could have been healing yourself with human blood but does that heal cavities too? Or if you had like black rotten teeth and you became a vampire were you a a vampire with rotten teeth too?

I mean seriously guys yeah sex with an eskimo cold person, yeah, cold girl Jessica but love is love and I get it but THOSE FUCKING TEETH

Or do they poop? Like after a big gulp of a fat american obese karen they go on an actual toilet and have a nasty black stone hard hangover turdzilla?

[flutteringphalanges]

I never realized how many actors from True Blood have twins:

Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer: Sookie Stackhouse and Bill Compton

Sam Trammell: Sam Merlotte

Marshall Allman: Tommy Mickens

((I was randomly recommend an article that talked about Sam Trammell so that is why it popped in my head. I don’t know if any of the other actors have twins but I just thought this was an interesting fact)). 

[therewillbekpop]

[hail-to-the-pumpkin-song]

"Five! Five oceans of time that I have crossed! Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh." ⚡️

[flipjack]

Could someone pass the defibrillator?

[fatum679]

Alicent & Helaena

𝐒𝐨 𝐛𝐚𝐝

I can't blame Alicent for what she did to Helaena, because she didn't know any other life.

Like mother, like daughter 💔

I know a lot of people think Otto is smiling because Helaena made a toast in public, but f*cking seriously? She literally screams for help, and he smiles and says "good"

Helaena has a scared face and panic in her eyes when asked about Aegon.

Alicent forcibly smiles through pain.

[july-19th-club]

THE hands down funniest thing that's happened on this show so far is the scene that opens with bill, who has purchased a wii for himself, playing wii golf in his gothic mansion . alone . and genuinely enjoying it. he NEEDS to hang out with angel btvs they will ride into the moonrise together drinking tasteless blood nutrition shakes

[reno-matagot]

Mmmh...Yes?

[photographingeverydetail]

Jason and Lafayette

[buisnessman-bunny]

Tru Blood has the best intro ever in television. I never skip it because it’s better than the actual show.

[sweetaprilbutterfly]

Vampire Appreciation Week: Day 6 - Favorite vampire rivalry

Bill Compton and Eric Northman

[best-series-forever]

[limerence4u]

thinking about amnesia eric from season 4… he was so softtt

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Deborah Ann Woll celebrating ProgCore Fantasy