quark watches star trek season 2 episode 16
jankiest beam down sequence ive ever seen
oh they didnt even beam down they just teleported
WELCOME TO WARRIOR SLUT PLANET
HOME TO THE WARRIOR SLUTS
hahahahahahahhahahahaha silly fight choreo ilysm
uhura and the alien ladies are just kinda chillin
kirk gets pinned to the ground by a sexy alien lady. this show is so interminably horny
this is just gonna be the "kirk gets dommed" episode isnt it
jump cut teleportation
it has been 0 episodes since kirk has been put in restraints
hes even got a collar this time
oh my god this IS the "kirk gets dommed" episode
this episode is even kinkier than the original pilot
...kirks pants only go down to the SHINS?????
mcspock bickering
kill him uhura
this scene is really uncomfortable
assigned sexy at background music
star trek says slavery bad
kirk gets put in a "training harness". oh my god.
kirks harness is trying to hide his tummy but its really just making it more obvious. kirk tummy ily
whoever wrote this episode really wants to dom william shatner
oh my god.
i know this is supposed to be horrifying but its just so sexualized
hes whipping him. hes literally whipping him.
sexy alien feeds kirk. this is fetish bingo
kirks pants arent zipped all the way in the back. also, kirks pants zip in the back.
theyre getting more creative with these shirt rips
...did the princess bride reference the choreography in this scene
kirk is fully topless now. thank u star trek
his tits
i literally cannot stress enough how hot kirks tummy is
alright this hetero romance is pretty neat. kirk can make out with this girl its ok
KIRK YOU CANT JUST KNOCK OUT A GIRL IMMEDIATELY AFTER MAKING OUT WITH HER THATS NOT COOL
HAHAHAHAHAHA THE EVIL ALIENS ARE JUST BRAINS IN A DOME
they look candy flavored
kirk takes advantage of the evil brains gambling addictions to manipulate them into freeing the alien slaves
this is a mario party minigame
kirks lower body strength saves the day
"scotty, beam us up" eh close enough
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If dogs are allowed in meadow park then so are goats which means someone has the opportunity to take a goat to meet the goat.
hahahahahahahhahahahaha
okay giggles
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(not the same anon) the green card speculation reminded me of when Erika Moen's husband wanted to get US citizenship through her, but immigration didn't believe that the marriage was real since she called herself queer and a lesbian, so she had to clarify with US immigration that she was actually totally hetero and the marriage was not just for citizenship.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA oh my
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I’m actually rereading Sarang because i’m trying to proof read it and damn... its cringey. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA 😭 Anyway, thank you guys for reading Sarang! I’m still thinking of posting special chapters but more about their kids 💀 Also: insolitus part 2 will be posted tomorrow.
(Someone told me that she’s getting dejavu with Jungwon in insolitus and Jungwon in sarang) So cute 😭😭🤍
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shit, the boys need me for the album. ill text you later, jagiya ❤️
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
I WAS WAITING TO GET THIS THANK YOU <333
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hahahahahahahhahahahaha funny prank trust me I've done this before it's so funny hahahahahhahah 😂😂😂
decided to remake this into lb and pb for the lolz
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What some ppl think lover is: I'm so inlove and happy woohoohoo!! I'm so happy with my lover I love him so much!
What lover actually is: I love you I hope you're never leaving HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA you won't leave, right? RIGHT? We're happy and inlove, right? You won't- you won't leave right? Just like how everyone left me? Right? Im literally having an anxiety attack right now hahahahahahahhahahahaha don't leave don't leave don't leave-
Also, WOO-HOO-HOOO SPELLING IS FUN!!
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