#quark watches star trek

[quarktrinity]

quark watches star trek season 2 episode 21 (cw: mentions of gunshots)

spock has opinions about history education

Bomb Rocket

earth history teacher + nuclear warhead. interesting. i wonder if were gonna be talking about the cold war

kirk once again in a button up shirt for undercover purposes. thank u

one day well go to a planet that isnt like earth and isnt populated by humans

NAZIS????????

THERE ARE NAZIS HERE?????????????

i knew it

history teacher guy is the bad guy

lets go undercover as nazis

"you should make a very convincing nazi"

...ok.

so kirk and spock have been found out. and now theyre shirtless and imprisoned and bound. and theyre whipping them. you cant make this shit up

i love that spock has a ton of chest hair and kirk is completely smooth

god bless kirks tumtum

chekhovs communicator implant

spock is on top of kirk now. normal

spock is teasing him, i love this

here at star trek tos we love putting captain james kirk in situations

lets take cover in this mysterious cave

"just as bad" rhetoric. shut up

oh no they found our mysterious cave

HE WAS SHOT AND HE JUST GOT UP????

oh it was a test. ok

the first star wars movie watched this episode

i was about to say "this is just like 1984" and then i remembered what 1984 was about

HIIII UHURAAAAAA

weve got mccoy in nazi garb now. yay?

"what in blazes is this?!" youre such an old man

they made a hitler chatbot

spocks neck-grab-knockout thing is so silly

history guy so surprised that recreating nazi germany was a bad idea

kirk commits medical malpractice

ww2 except hitler changes his mind

dude gets shot and goes OoO

"i was wrong" uh, yeah, you were

what was this episode even trying to say

"dont recreate nazi germany its bad"

um. ok bye

i guess we werent talking about the cold war after all. nice job star trek, keepin me on my toes

[yupekosi]

Quark was so real for owning being a pathetic little freak. he really said im just a little guy im literally so small and sopping wet if you kill me you're literally so mean for it. chihuahua behaviour

[herschelkrustofsky]

the ascent (DS9, season 5 episode 9)

[atarial]

ds9 crew is done! :D very happy with it

still planning on doing more crew pics like this, next will be discovery whenever i have the time for that

[melody-magic]

i feel like this is an unpopular opinion among ds9 fans but do correct me if im wrong: the first two seasons of ds9 are great!! sometimes i see the idea that's like "oh who cares about bajoran politics" i do!!! i think exploring a society that is just coming out of occupation was immensely interesting and becoming a war show made the show a little less interesting to me. dont get me wrong its still pretty good but it just doesn't feel "grounded" (if that phrasing even makes sense in a space show) like it used to.

also move along home is not a bad episode and not even in the top 10 worst eps of the show. GET SOME WHIMSY IN YOUR HEARTS AND EXPLORE THIS ALIEN CULTURE THROUGH PLAY WITH ME

[hollis-art]

another doodle page to celebrate the fact i finished watching ds9 for the first time i love star trek so much, its so stupidly silly

[captainjimothy]

i am always thinking about trans brunt. if i start with a ferengi female--humiliated from birth, treated as less than an object--and i add transgenderism, and i sell that character to a husband while he's still in his teens, well, it's entirely possible that he kills his husband and steals his identity and burns his house down. or some other horrible accident, you know, it happens. so he claws his way into true success, obtaining a very powerful position, and he reaches his middle age with everything he's ever wanted and the scars to prove it.

he knows firsthand how cruel men can be to other men. he knows that his life is in constant jeopardy, because if someone needed blackmail material, it's all right there in the medical records. the only thing keeping him alive is the bribe he forks over to his doctor every month, and his ability to perform ferengi masculinity to the very letter at every moment of every day.

and then that character meets quark. a cis man, with a truly disgraceful set of family members: his father had no head for business, his mother is leading the women's rights movement, his brother used to be his sister and has married a non-ferengi on terms of equality and started a labor union with her, and his brother's son, now a damned starfleet cadet, was a daughter first. oh brunt, you remember that. you remember the brothers leaving ferenginar as fugitives with the child between them, setting up inside an active cardassian military base to protect themselves from men like you.

and it worked. they're fine. they're happy, even. they don't care about the rules anymore, the rules that would descend on you like a thousand hells if you put a toenail out of line.

quark, as the cis brother, is the only one you are at all capable of dealing with, but even this is infuriating. he may still profess to follow ferengi custom, but it's with very little genuine effort, and the end result is shamelessly, flagrantly disrespectful of every rule that hangs over your own head as a death sentence. yet he faces no consequences outside of his self-imposed exile, and even curries favor with ZEK, who has decided to FUCK HIS MOM.

and just to add insult to injury, you cannot ignore the fact that you desperately want to fuck him, which makes you feel like a girl even while you degrade him in your mind for being a faggot.

like. god. OF COURSE he's obsessed with shutting the bar down OF COURSE he can't stop coming back just to irritate quark OF COURSE he wants to buy quark's desiccated remains and would happily kill quark himself if needed.

[lonelymoonrambles]

I have now finished season 2 of ds9 and here are my thoughts a first time viewer:

- when does a government stop being provisional and just become real

-damn Kai Winn is a villain VILLAIN! I hate her (character)! I love her (actress)!

- Kira having her fleabag/hot priest moment

- Dr. Julian "I can fix them" Bashir

- seriously Nog needs to go back to the school, I wasn't joking

- fashion spotlight: Jake's brown onesie

- Quark is canonically attracted to men and you can't change my mind

- Dr. Julian "Tennis" Bashir

- Cmdr. Benjamin "Baseball" Sisko

- Jadzia, babe, you'd bang literally anyone wouldn't you? You sick lil freak, we love you! 🥰

- Odo's scientist "father" 100% tests on animals

- O'Brien, dude, just admit you have a crush on Julian - we all know 🙄 (Your wife told us)

- Dukat is OBSESSED with Sisko... 😏

- UM HELLO 2x22 THE WIRE?!!!?? I have many comments and feelings on this ep specifically

- *opens incognito tab* Ao3 search: kira/mirror kira

- ok but seriously that mirror universe ep was wildly horny

- Jem'hadar is a very cunty name for an alien and honestly? They were serving (queer/military way)

- everyone on this space station is gay and polyamorous

[youngpettyqueen]

I know the decision to have Julian's parents have him augmented was made on the fly but imo its pretty obvious from early on that Julian has Family Issues because he avoids talking about his family like the plague and I think they should've incorporated this into the Julian and Sisko dynamic right from early on because I think it would've made for some really compelling stories and moments and could've set up a REALLY interesting Julian and Jake dynamic which they kinda started to do but never fully went for

[lovelywaterbuffaloes]

[bagheerita]

These two. I can't.

What's a little smuggling-facilitated time travel between frenemies?

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (s4e6) "Little Green Men"

[quarktrinity]

quark watches star trek season 2 episode 16

jankiest beam down sequence ive ever seen

oh they didnt even beam down they just teleported

WELCOME TO WARRIOR SLUT PLANET

HOME TO THE WARRIOR SLUTS

hahahahahahahhahahahaha silly fight choreo ilysm

uhura and the alien ladies are just kinda chillin

kirk gets pinned to the ground by a sexy alien lady. this show is so interminably horny

this is just gonna be the "kirk gets dommed" episode isnt it

jump cut teleportation

it has been 0 episodes since kirk has been put in restraints

hes even got a collar this time

oh my god this IS the "kirk gets dommed" episode

this episode is even kinkier than the original pilot

...kirks pants only go down to the SHINS?????

mcspock bickering

kill him uhura

this scene is really uncomfortable

assigned sexy at background music

star trek says slavery bad

kirk gets put in a "training harness". oh my god.

kirks harness is trying to hide his tummy but its really just making it more obvious. kirk tummy ily

whoever wrote this episode really wants to dom william shatner

oh my god.

i know this is supposed to be horrifying but its just so sexualized

hes whipping him. hes literally whipping him.

sexy alien feeds kirk. this is fetish bingo

kirks pants arent zipped all the way in the back. also, kirks pants zip in the back.

theyre getting more creative with these shirt rips

...did the princess bride reference the choreography in this scene

kirk is fully topless now. thank u star trek

his tits

i literally cannot stress enough how hot kirks tummy is

alright this hetero romance is pretty neat. kirk can make out with this girl its ok

KIRK YOU CANT JUST KNOCK OUT A GIRL IMMEDIATELY AFTER MAKING OUT WITH HER THATS NOT COOL

HAHAHAHAHAHA THE EVIL ALIENS ARE JUST BRAINS IN A DOME

they look candy flavored

kirk takes advantage of the evil brains gambling addictions to manipulate them into freeing the alien slaves

this is a mario party minigame

kirks lower body strength saves the day

"scotty, beam us up" eh close enough

[pockyandsoda]

finally properly re-watching ds9 from the start for the first time since i was in my teens and bruh it really do be gay af 😤 like odo and quark are just like that in front of everyone's salads drinks 😭 and then o'brian gets a one-off lizard boyfriend in the sixth episode 😳 everyone's just like: oh yeah dax used to be a man btw 🥰 odo being a shape shifter is just inherently queer imo, and of course the garashir of it all and also bashir is pretty ahhhh

no wonder i was so enamoured with this show in my youth

[andyoullhearitagain]

Quark applying for every Federation aid program he can find until he can find one that will reimburse him for running one of his holosuites 26/7 with no customers in it to house a sentient hologram.

[hitrone]

i’m gonna be insane guys

[datasoong101]

Okay, I see you aggressive Kira selfcest.

This show has 0 chill. And I'm not surprised at all when this shit happens. Like, mirror Kira wants to fuck herself? Of course she does. Why wouldn't she? What other course of action would we take? That's what I thought. Selfcest it is. Love Star Trek. Damn.