#Groovy Jimmy

[moshemedia2000]

[another-little-hippie]

thanks @grapesnolives for the suggestion

the childhood toy id give you based off your fav lz member

Robert

Groovy Girls

Bonzo

Lego

Jonsey

Calico Critters

Jimmy

(tbh not sure why i am giving this to you… but it makes sense, so here you go)

[hannibalismos-jaaneman]

not one character in hannibal that i don't relate to. not one.

[kulturegroupie]

[krispyweiss]

The Linda Lindas Bring “Groovy Xmas” to “Jimmy Kimmel Live”

The Linda Lindas are cool.

And they’ve grown up a bit since blasting on the scene in 2021 with “Racist, Sexist Boy.”

But they’re not too cool for - nor have they outgrown - Santa Claus, “A Charlie Brown Christmas,” “Elf” and/or Mariah Carey.

The young punks namecheck all this and more on “Groovy Xmas,” which they performed on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” before a pogoing group of fans.

They say they’re on the naughty list. But that didn’t stop the Linda Lindas from wishing all the nice girls and boys a happy holiday season as they exclaim: We hope you have a fun and super-duper, groovy Christmas!

12/14/22

[dijidweeeb]

Album Cover - Jimmy McGriff, Groovy Grease (1971)

[rickchung]

♫ The Linda Lindas x “Groovy Xmas” x Jimmy Kimmel Live.

[didgeriduwu]

TF2 Mercs going to Woodstock headcanon that was too big to fit into a list with my others

Scout hears a rumour that Tom Jones is playing (he is not) and turns his Scout powers (being annoying) up to 11 until everyone gives in.

Demo causes a suspiciously well-timed ceasefire by "accidentally" blowing up some important equipment.

They take Sniper's campervan. Snipes is not made aware of this until he wakes up to said van on the highway and 6 other mercs jammed in the back with him. He may or may not have been drugged.

Nobody questions why Scout has a key to Sniper's van. After this, Scout no longer has a key to Sniper's van.

Engie and Medic make some variant of pyro goggles, but patriot themed so Soldier doesnt go on too much of a hippie murder spree. He thinks Jimmy Hendrix is the president for years afterwards.

Demo immediately starts making and trading fireworks for substances.

Scout asks every act to play Sex Bomb, and some actually comply. Joan Baez's cover is particularly good.

Hippies are blowing actual bubbles everywhere when they get there, and Pyro is terrified. No one knows but Pyro what bubbles look like to them.

Scout spends the entire time climbing up the rest of the team to try and see better. Sniper is the only one who gives in and stops throwing him off.

After they get over their fear of bubbles (mostly), Pyro is adopted by a group of artists who think their art style is "anti-establishment" and "groovy".

Nobody knows why spy came. It may have something to do with Scout's inability to buy drugs no matter how hard he tries. His inability to get laid is unrelated.

Solly accidentally starts a naked honey-clad orgy. He's confused why no one is fighting.

Medic brought a suspicious quantity of lab supplies. On an unrelated note, is this LSD stronger than usual?

Other Headcanons!

Misc.: Part 1 | Part 2 Themed: Sex

[subliminalbo]

The Stepford Salesman

"Wow," Brad blinked. "I know," Jimmy Hooker replied with a wide grin. "She's so—" Brad stammered, searching for the right words. "Made to order," Jimmy assisted.

Standing before Brad and Jimmy was Samantha Baldwin—or the woman who had been Samantha Baldwin. Jimmy had led the new Samantha into the room to present herself to Brad, guiding her by the hand like a servant escorting a princess to the big ball. But now, the way Jimmy stood there next to Brad in his pinstripe suit and gaudy floral patterned tie, his hands spread out in a "tad-da!" pose, he looked more like a two-bit used car salesman. That made Samantha was the '81 Pontiac Firebird that he was trying to upsell.

Brad cocked his head to the side, examining all the angles of his new girlfriend. Samantha, who had entered the room with a beaming smile, was now standing silently, emotionless. Awaiting appraisal.

"The hair?" Brad asked. "Why so...groovy?"

"That's the style all the husbands want," Jimmy replied in his rapid fire way of speaking. "It's a thing, y'know? The retro housewife. Pie on the windowsill, dinner on the table, nobody locks their doors. Reminds 'em of the way things used to be." "I was born in 1995." Brad replied. "Well, if it's not your fit, we can give her a new look. The Rachel. Remember the Rachel?" "Can she speak?" Brad interrupted.

"Of course!" Jimmy clapped Brad on the back. "Even better, she can speak in twenty languages now. She can suck your cock in Cantonese."

Brad swallowed. "I dunno, Mr. Hooker." "Brad," Jimmy shook his head. "Need I remind you that she wanted this?"

Brad knew that was true, but he couldn't shake the feeling that Jimmy was some kind of con artist who had played Samantha into accepting the conversion. Jimmy had been in town for a few weeks and the speed at which he'd begun converting the women of Romero into wifebots, or Stepfords as he called them, was alarming. All consensual, Jimmy swore, but somehow Hooker's pitch had made Brad even more skeptical.

It was Samantha who made the call. She had always been a submissive person, but lately she had been craving to be controlled. The prospect of a full transformation into a loyal Stepford wife was too good of an opportunity to pass up. Brad didn't know how Jimmy had swindled the rest of the town's wives into conversions, but for Samantha it was the natural next step in their lives together.

"Samantha?" Brad asked.

Samantha blinked. Awareness returned to her eyes as if a switch had been flipped in her head. Her gaze locked on Brad as she registered his status in her databank.

Unit Samantha: active. Status: submissive. Controller: Brad.

"Hello, my darling," Samantha smiled. "How do you feel, hon?" Brad asked slowly.

She said with a little tilt of the head, "I feel wonderful, my darling. How may I service you?" "Service me?" Brad repeated. "As your loyal wife, I am sworn to service you in a number of duties including: cooking, cleaning, conversation, and stimulation."

Only one word stuck in Brad's head.

"Wife?" Brad repeated.

"Oh yeah," Jimmy chuckled. "I took care of that for you. All above board, legit paperwork. I know a guy who knows a guy."

"Would you like me to suck your cock?" Samantha smiled.

Brad combed his fingers nervously through his hair.

"Go ahead, slugger," Jimmy encouraged him with a playful elbow to the side. "Take her for a test run. If it's not the best fuck you ever had, you get your money back. One hundred percent guarantee." "She really wanted this?" Brad asked. "We were gonna have a destination wedding."

"Of course she did!" Jimmy reassured him. "You can still have your destination wedding, people do it all the time after getting hitched at the courthouse. It's just a formality. I sell Stepford wives, not girlfriends."

Activating: Oral Stimulation Program

As Jimmy danced off to count his money, Samantha dropped to her knees before Brad. He resented how the sight of his girlfriend all made up like a mindless 60's housewife could make him so hard. His cock was ready to spill from his jeans by the time she finished with the buckle.

The awareness in Samantha's eyes melted away once again as she opened wide. She took him in her mouth, and Brad knew instantly that Jimmy had been right. His new wife was worth every penny.

[nitewrighter]

I love your take on how Peter Parker would mesh into the DC Universe, especially as the guy that the Forever People and New Gods gravitate towards. When it comes to Spidey getting tossed into cosmic level threats, such as the original '84 Secret Wars miniseries, he's usually the designated "guy everybody underestimates" because even though Peter is a street-level hero by choice, he can punch SIGNIFICANTLY above his weight class. Like taking on "They can smack The Hulk around" heavyweights. Not only that, but he's a scientific genius who can rub shoulders with the likes of Tony Stark and Reed Richards, in spite of being this dorky, wisecracking wallcrawler.

His whole thing is that when he's around other heroes, because Peter is so secretive about his secret identity, others tend to make wild assumptions about him that Peter never bothers to correct them about, because he is just that short of being Batman-levels of paranoid about his secret identity being uncovered and having it or his loved ones used against him. He's ALSO the one who believes the best in everybody, regardless of what they might think of themselves. He holds his peers to a certain standard, so when they betray that standard, and betray their fellow heroes, THAT'S when Peter gets pissed, and you have moments where he solos like... the ENTIRE X-Men team or something to that effect.

It's why Wolverine, despite being an extraordinarily violent individual, considers Spidey a friend, because Peter genuinely believes that Logan can be so much better than he believes himself to be.

He's like this hodgepodge of Billy Batson, Dick Grayson, Jimmy Olsen, and Bruce Wayne all rolled into one wisecracking package.

I think it also helps that Spider-Man very easily slips into the role of someone who speaks out on behalf of those who are marginalized because, at his roots, he's from a very economically unstable background--he's usually having to negotiate his superheroism with a job that barely keeps a roof over his head, and I think one of the things that makes Spider-Man such a beloved and relatable characters is that, his connection to the world of superheroes doesn't actually protect him from the very mundane, everyday threats of existing in capitalism. He has to worry about keeping a roof over his head, he has to worry about keeping a roof over Aunt May's head, he has to hold MJ's hand while she sobs over community theater programs for local kids get shut down or how she didn't get that callback because even though she's immensely talented she, quote, 'doesn't have the right look.' So he's also this natural advocate of people who get passed over by life in ways all these Marvel heavy hitters don't even think of.

Captain America: Why didn't [Villain of the week] just do [very obvious Lawful Good solution]?

Spider-Man: Because No Child Left Behind shut down 5 different schools in his area, he's in a food desert, a drug arrest for a drug that is now legal is still on his record and actively affecting his hiring prospects, and during the decades you were on ice lawmakers have been steadily killing all the local and federal support programs and antitrust laws you enjoyed in the 40's.

Captain America: Ah. Yeah. That'll do it.

So I think the Forever People (and by extension, the Hairies), being kind of a love letter to counterculture themselves, would be a great team-up for Spidey. Again because they're technically aliens and lack a lot of Earth context, everything about our planet is amazing and new and groovy to them! I think it would be a good blend of characterization, again, with a Spider-Man who's definitely getting severely burnt out and struggling with the sustainability of being Spider-Man and existing as Peter Parker.

Jack Kirby's notes on the Hairies also definitely overlaps with his philosophies on the Forever People, so I'm definitely putting this in here:

Kirby is literally so passionate and insane. But I love the idea of a very exhausted and jaded Spider-Man putting it on himself to be a guide and protector for a polycule of mind-blowingly optimistic space-hippies and somehow healing in the process.

(This is the vision) (Also maybe Spidey gets to get fused into Infinity-Man with all of them at some point. Infini-Spidey. Working name.)

[half-facedfig]

Hey guys…UHMMM SOOOOO

I may or may not have sent Jimmy page a letter with some fan art.

It’s been six weeks since I sent the letter…but this question remains:

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@elle22love @rules-of-classic-rock @ritacaroline @rawbraineater2 @to-be-a-joint-and-not-to-roll @thebeatles @that-bluesybitch @taurus-spacecraft @ibrokemybac @ourshadowstallerthanoursoul @only-jimmy-sweetness @percys-lemons @pageydrinkstea @alderaanz @art-of-the-sunrise @silveraspensart @sluuttyplant @starlight-dazed @starrrnmoon @dschhh @deitripper @fawnvelveteen @firethatgrewsolow @fanciest-sauce @girlofthemoon75 @groovy-rockstars @grimydani @greensrew @hkatepllar @hippie-koldun @jonesyjonesyjonesy @jarsfullofstarrs @jimmysdragonsuit13 @mishalikessoundsandcolours @killingthemoon84 @ledzeppelinliveshere @lemongrablothbrok @callmethehunter @chromations @chauffeurkashmir @cucucibnhhj @v3nus-as-a-boy @behindthebrokenframe @bargainoriley @n0quart3r @navybluedell @niconoize @nature-and-music @maziecrazycloud

[moshemedia2000]

"Groovy Jimmy Excerise Video"

[duckapus]

WarioWare Incorrect Quotes Collection

Wario: Boil up some Mountain Dew, it's gonna be a long night.

5-Volt: That is the worst thing you could've possibly said.

Ashley: Cauldron Boil and Cauldron Bubble, Baja Blast to Fuel My Trouble...

Jimmy: Why do you challenge them?

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Spitz: Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire.

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Wario, after meeting Mona the first time: I've never been an inspiration before.

Wario: Not sure if I like having this much responsibility.

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Mona: What did you two do?

Kat:

Ana:

Mona: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

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9-Volt: Why would anyone hate Wario?

Lulu: Maybe because they met him?

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Red, Texting: Ashley, there's a really big moth on the bathroom door, can you come get it?

Red: Please Ashley I'm gonna cry.

Red: Ashley

Red: Ashley?

Ashley, Texting: Hello, this is the Moth. You're next.

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Lulu: I have no parental figures to tell me not to wrestle bears.

5-Volt: It's me, I'm that parental figure. I'm telling you now; Do Not Wrestle Bears.

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Orbulon: I had too many magic beans.

Orbulon: The magic beans are coursing through my veins!

Dribble: Uhhhh, Orbulon?

Mike: Ignore him, he ate seven containers of Tic Tacs.

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(During WarioWare Snapped)

Wario, handing forged Health and Safety approval stickers to Kat and Ana: Okay kids, plaster these on anything that looks like a lawsuit.

Ana: Wario, is this legal?

Wario: When the cops aren't around, everything's legal!

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Dr. Crygor, trying to learn internet slang: So Yoink is just the opposite of Yeet?

Penny: Yes but it's just as fast.

Mantis, also trying to learn internet slang: *nods solemnly* The Stars Yeeteth, and the Stars Yoinketh away.

Cricket, looking out the window: I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me on impact.

Doris 1, with the tone of someone with Experience: It isn't.

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Ashley's Parents: We raised a perfectly well-functioning child.

Ashley: Oh, I have a sibling I don't know about?

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*Mona, Cricket and 13-Amp are sitting in jail together*

Mona: So who should we call?

13-Amp: I'd call 5-Volt, but honestly I feel safer in jail.

Cricket: *sighs* And Master would probably see it as some kind of learning experience.

Mona: ...Wario?

13 and Cricket: Wario.

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Wario: Clearly, this is the Stars' way of punishing us.

Jimmy T: I thought you didn't believe the Stars are divine beings.

Wario: I do for the bad stuff...

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Cricket: Sorry, I didn't catch your name.

Cicada: That's okay, I didn't throw it.

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13-Amp, reading from an online quiz: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for ten million coins?

9-Volt: You stab me, then when my leg gets better we buy all the games we want!

18-Volt: Oh! You stab me too, then we can have 20 million!

9-Volt: Good thinking!

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Wario: While I'm gone, Jimmy, you're in charge.

Jimmy: Groovy!

Wario: *whispering* 5-Volt, you're secretly actually in charge.

5-Volt: Obviously.

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Cicada: Dear diary, my teen angst bullshit now has a body count.

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Captain Syrup: So, who exactly is in charge here?

Wario: Well, on paper I'm the CEO, but in practice it's usually whoever yells the loudest.

[freakattack]

Since you did that LGBT+ headcanon post for the Mario cast, could you do one for the WarioWare crew?

LOL thank you for taking interest in my gay luigi posts. I actually did make one of these before but that was two years ago and also mostly jokes so I think this is as good a time as any to do it again but in serious mode. I have also changed my mind on some of these so they might not all line up with the other post but such is life. Obligatory "That's My Opinion" so if my tabloid speculations don't line up with yours feel free to imagine me falling down a very deep hole, or you can squint your eyes and pretend you're squishing my icon between your fingers like a bug if that's more your speed

WARIO: Briefly said this in the mario post but sure I'll go into more detail about wario's sex life, I think he's aromantic and bisexual. I do realize it comes off as kind of shitty to make Mario be Romantic Asexual and "Evil Mario" be Aromantic Sexual, but as a Wario Megafan I just think that he values his friendships a lot more, and given what we have seen of wario's disgust for romance despite his very active libido* (I promise that link is not as bad as it looks), I think it would be remiss to pretend that he would ever want to settle down with someone. He still loves people in a platonic way - even beyond the warioware cast, he cared a lot about princess shokora by the end of WL4, and even though he does not necessarily LIKE waluigi (and I do subscribe to poppadopolos theory so I am of the belief that they were fuckin' and truckin' for a good portion of the early 2000's), I think wario still cares about him in his wario way. They are like a divorced couple that still has kids except instead of kids it's cheating at tennis. Also, I think that wario is transgender, because it explains a lot about him (e.g. his lack of nipples) and because that way nobody has to think about what his "real name" was before it was wario. It was his deadname! Everybody go home! Have a rotten day!

*I do not think that wario would canonically catcall random news reporters but I'm still counting this as nebulous evidence that wario can be horny

MONA: I think that she is bisexual but doesn't know it at this point in time and also isn't really stressing about it. Her taste is kind of skewed towards whatever wario is (in a puppy love type of way i do NOT ship them), but if she ended up having a close friendship with a girl her age I could see her catching feelings. I don't wanna say that her thing with wario is comphet because that's not entirely true but I do think that his unattainability is a comfortable way for her to not have to think about actually getting into a relationship. (For the record, I don't think she even wants to BE in a relationship with him, I think she is perfectly happy with the way things are, but mona has TMI'd about her opinion on wario's physique often enough that I kind of get the idea.)

JIMMY T: My opinions on him have not changed. Who do you think gave him the T? Also, I didn't mention this before, but I do think he is bisexual, and although it kind of feels like a cop-out to make the Holy Trinity of Warioware all bisexual, sometimes that's just how the cookie crumbles. Groovy!

DRIBBLE: This is where things start to diverge from the original post. I said he was bisexual before But I lied I think he just likes men. I think that he has a supportive family, but he's still a little shy about actually going out to meet people and start a relationship. Anyways you're probably not gonna like what I have to say next

SPITZ: I am soooooo sorry. But I think that he is straight. More power to you guys but I never really got into dribblenspitz as a Ship because I associate their dynamic so strongly with the Cool Boss + Rookie dynamic that we have all been at least one half of that I can't imagine them in a romantic relationship. They have the most beautiful bromance of course, they would go to the ends of the earth for each other, but they wouldn't smooch. I think that spitz's dating life is/has been kind of sad (not in a angst way in a regular way) and were he to go back into the dating scene dribble would hype him up about it and give him advice and spitz would be like hey why don't you have a girlfriend? You're clearly better at this than me and dribble would say uuuhhhhh

ORBULON: Orbulon is hard to pigeonhole into these labels because the guys on orbulon's home planet operate on an entirely different paradigm from humans on earth. Reproduction via budding, communal childrearing, telepathic mega-cliques*.....on Earth, orbulon certainly has no interest in romance or beyond (both because he has no need for it and because he is two thousand years old on the planet of the apes), but he does have fun being a girl. You could call him "genderfluid", but he also doesn't feel too much of a connection to earth genders in general; he just likes wearing different hats.

*THAT'S MY OPINION

CRYGOR: I think that he has had no interest in romance for a hundred years, but also if he randomly picked up a stepdad for his adult children one day I would not be mad. (Mike might be, but he would eventually come around due to the Power of Love and whatnot.) Penny is his "granddaughter" but I think that this is more a label for convenience's sake and because she IS his granddaughter at heart. "But why does she randomly show up into everyone's lives in smooth moves as a full grown kid" Until warioware decides to show me her parents themselves I'm not entertaining this plot hole

PENNY: The reason I don't think penny is his granddaughter is because I still think she is a transgender clone of dr crygor. I think that crygor is enthusiastically supportive of her, gets her all the pink glittery shit her heart could desire, and helped her transition with his Science Inventions. I also think she is a lesbian, although I don't Ship her with anyone in the main cast (sorry again).

MIKE: Earlier I said that mike was "gay but he thinks everyone is annoying". That was before they revealed this bombshell:

Now, this could mean absolutely nothing. Checking the translation of the japanese website yields pretty much the same sentence. However, due to an incident involving a botched translation before the english version of this website came out, I had it in my head for a while that the connotation here was of a certain kind of fascination. And honestly, who could blame him? This is a karaoke machine that got frosty the snowman'd into existence. Of course he would be conflicted about who he is supposed to love. Does he have the heart of a man, or machine? Even Mike does not have an answer. So, my revised LGBT+ headcanon for Mike Crygor is "gay, and whatever this is".

5-VOLT: I'm on the fence about whether i Actually Think This but I am very fond of when people headcanon her as a trans woman, so I'm giving that a shout out. Shout Out! Other than that, I think she's only ever dated men and is happy that way.

.......Unless

[kulturegroupie]

[daisychain-unchained]

I would kill to have video of this performance, or better yet have seen it live!

The rhythm section is so fierce, it’s like you’re sitting right next to Jonesy’s amp, and I can only imagine how relentless Bonzo was on the drums. Those triplets are something else.

The sounds Jimmy pulls from his guitar are raunchy and groovy and driving all at once. I cannot get enough of those piercing chords.

I need to see Robert’s stage presence during that rhythm change, during “why don’t you roll over baby, see what it’s like on the other side”, and especially during that last belting note he hits at the end.