#Great-grandchildren

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 271

“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone. 

“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion. 

Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files. 

“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued. 

“Is he coming to the Manor or…” 

Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”

Now wait one moment-

“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!” 

[mikami1992]

Jason is about to have a panic attack…

He knew that he had to finish researching and confirm those 48 hours of lost memory from last year…

but nooo… I thought I put together everything that happened during that time and left a few hours here and there with only assumptions about what happened…

and now he has the consequences in front of him… on a pair of baby seats in the middle of his living room next to a pair of diaper bags with a note…

"Emergency, take care of them for time, I'll be back

Sincerely, Danny"

and there, in those pair of seats, are 2 babies, a girl and a boy, one with blue eyes and the other reddish brown, the two children had black hair… with a white strand of hair on their heads. …

Jason isn't an idiot, he did the math…and the dates fit…so now he has to face his impending fatherhood…it's time to call Alfred….

While all this is happening Danny flies through the Infinite Realms, he now has to face the idiots who think they can challenge him for the throne.

He just hopes Ellie and Dan are okay…. Well there shouldn't be any problem, he left them with one of the strongest avenging/protecting spirits on the side of the living, plus Red Hood is known for being good with children…

He only regrets not being able to explain more in the note…

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

a giant adopts a group of orphaned humans. these humans are not actually children--they are all in their late 20s--but to a 100 foot tall giant who lives for centuries, these tiny baby humans are OBVIOUSLY children in need of adoption. this works out wonderfully for everyone involved

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

I'm allowed to make this joke, but I love that Jewish death rituals are like:

"Pfeh, for what should I spend $12,000 on a big fekakte box they see only for five minutes before they cover it with dirt?"

"Don't waste my good suit what might fit my nephew Lev if the bum should ever even try to get a real job!"

"Embalming? Don't mind me, I'll rot in the dark."

[agathas-megacoven]

The Khan’s are just PHENOMENAL. They’re so warm and vibrant and hysterical in all the best ways. The MCU is absent/shitty/dead/evil-parent-and-complicated-family central, theres too much familial feuding at times, whether that family is blood or adopted or found, so I am LIVING for and LOVING how the Khan’s are just so normal and ordinary and wonderful. It’s no wonder Kamala has such a can-do, confident, positive attitude. It’s no wonder she’s such a dreamer and proudly herself and so damn funny when she’s surrounded by so much love and encouragement. Kamala Khan and the fam need to be in more Marvel movies, their dynamic is just joyous and healing and I will NOT tolerate another Aunt May incident. I WILL NOT. I swear if anything happens to ANY of them-

[willowcreektownie]

How it started || How it ended

Nasir Henry & Ryan Knox-Gonzales

[onefey]

my headcanon is that revali and teba (+ tulin) are veeeery distantly related (they're both descendants of the original rito sage) but it's SO distant that no one knows about it. and maybe there's some comedy there like maybe it's a well known fact that revali was related to that sage guy and so when tulin is like hey guess what dad! the ancient sage said he was our ancestor! teba is like

[rudy-sport]

I just know he's pacing around his office like this lmao

[ @springlucked ]

[valkerymillenia]

I find it so funny that most Epic fans don't know this but... Eurylochus was Ody's brother-in-law.

No, really, Eurylochus was married to Ody's little sister, Ctimene. And if that doesn't make their story even more tragic than idk what does.

[sunshineandlyrics]

😂

Louis and a fan missing each other at the Australian Open, 27 January 2024 x

[tianalaurence1]

A wet afternoon at Buckingham Palace as the Prince of Wales hosts a garden party on behalf of the King. The Duke and Duchess of Gloucester, Princess Beatrice, Princess Eugenie, Zara and Mike Tindall, and Peter Phillips are also present. 📷 @YuiMok

[aprill-99]

Okay but can you imagine an AU of Bridgerton where Lord Ledger ends up a hot and somewhat-young widower and he and Lady Danbury are married for the events of the rest of the novels to just cackle over their entire freaking horde of grandchildren together?

THE SCENE:

Agatha: *storms in* “I want grandchildren!”

Ledger: *puts down his book* “Don’t we have about 30 of them?”

Agatha: *fans out several miniatures* “I want these specific additional ones.”

Ledger: *examines the pictures* “Gareth St. Clare is already our grandson.”

Agatha: “I can double up if I want to!”

Ledger: “Of course dear.”

[l0ganberry]

perfect timing! I'm definitely getting this.

[a-cloud-for-dreams]

If Doran Basu was still alive, Doobay’s men would have never stood a chance but nOoOoOo they had to go slaughter my entire family

[dragoneyes618]

Ernesto: Wait, Miguel is YOUR descendant? How many great-great-grandchildren do you have already? Hector: All of my grandchildren are great!

[queenwille]

it’s one of those moments where it’s not just about the here and right now, history is literally being fucking written as we speak. what anyone does right now is not only going to define what happens next year, but generations ahead.

that being said, i can’t wait for the day your grandchildren do everything in their power to over come the shame of all of you being on the wrong side of history. ashamed of you rooting for a terror, a massacre, rape, defacing and ripping posters of civilians in captivity, you appropriating cultural symbols and the holocaust, dismissing jewish history, ignoring dog whistles and so much more.

just like the great grandchildren of SS soldiers, who really thought they were changing the world for the better, only to end up being on the wrongest side of history ever. leaving so much to apologize for to the following generations.