#Gotrek and Felix

[homunculus-argument]

Extremely specific scenario time:

Three dwarves - Gotrek Gurnisson, Senshi of Izganda, and Gimli, son of Glóin - are all put into the same room. The room is empty save for one table with three chairs, all appropriately dwarf-sized. None of them have their axes, but there is a loaded gun on the table. None of the three have been instructed on how to use it. The three of them are here to settle one question once and for all:

Are orcs edible?

[greyseerthanquol]

POV: You find him unaccompanied by Boneripper. Wyd?

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

The dwarf did no crime he just killed some cops to save a whore it’s only natural behavior

Your brain is fucking enormous, anon. You're so right

[farsight-the-char]

Hellboy crossovers are not even "crossovers" to me.

Hellboy absolutely belongs in that line-up with those Magical Girls.

He would team-up with Guts/Casca, Gotrek/Felix, and Columbo.

He would be drinking with those boomer-shooter protags.

He would be in that superhero's city.

He would be telling that man the 2 need to kill someone.

Hellboy just fits.

[verydeadaten]

Dwarf!Nora: I hate boats. I hate boats almost as much as I hate trees. And I hate trees almost as much as I hate elves!

Dwarf!Nora: Except for you, Ren! You're one of the good ones!

Elf!Ren: Thank you Nora.

Warrior!Pyrrha:

Warrior!Pyrrha: Good for them?

Knight!Jaune: I don't know man.

[grombrindal-returns]

What if?

[phantomoftheshoppera]

The grey seer told me that a dwarf and a human keep killing his rat ogres so I asked how many rat ogres he has and he said he just goes to Clan Moulder and gets a new rat ogre afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding rat ogres to Gotrek and Felix and he started crying

[string-is-a-crow]

So I think 40k is missing there own Gotrek and Felix like a inquistor and there remembrancer getting up to hijinks investigating crimes in an underhive, that leads to them getting in the way of a genestealer cults plans just by accident without realizing there even there

[domjordanillustration]

gotrek and felix

[queer-folk-abroad]

Under full communism artists will receive a full state stipend to produce skrunkly ratman yaoi.

Come on, people, this is basic leftism!

[spookspokay]

On my gotrek reding trek again

[greyseerthanquol]

[eddiebreeg666]

Thoughts after a few drinks:

I feel like fantasy Dwarfs would fit right in as Iron Warriors. Given how many Grudges Dwarves seem to bear (Gotrek and Felix story Daemonslayer mentioning a Great Book of Grudges up to volume 469 and having at least 1,542 pages) and given how bitter the Iron Warriors Legion is, Dwarves seem they would make the perfect recruits.

[squeakysauce]

Gotrek & Felix

[verydeadaten]

Reading Gotrek & Felix. A quarter of everything that comes out of Gotrek’s mouth is him dunking on elves. I think this might be the best character in fiction.

[couldtheycatchkira]