phantomoftheshoppera
phantomoftheshoppera
Alas! Pity a Poor Phantom!
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You have committed crimes of such monstrous elegance that even the gods themselves grow uneasy.
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phantomoftheshoppera · 31 minutes ago
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was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out
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phantomoftheshoppera · 2 hours ago
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john wick is weirdly cyberpunk for a series that isn't cyberpunk <- insane
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I give it three months tops before a data breach leads to a public figure in the UK being outed for visiting niche porn sites because they uploaded their ID in order to access it and the site's data security is absolute dogshit
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phantomoftheshoppera · 3 hours ago
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phantomoftheshoppera · 5 hours ago
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Grasshopper's Dream Cafe Located: Jeongseon, South Korea
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phantomoftheshoppera · 6 hours ago
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phantomoftheshoppera · 6 hours ago
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Inadvisable framing device for a Disco Elysium style skill system #137: you're a robot and each of your components is both individually sapient and monomaniacally focused on solving problems using it, like your left arm thinks everything can be solved by doing left arm things.
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phantomoftheshoppera · 6 hours ago
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“work wife” let’s take this to the next level. Work ex-wife. we had something once
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phantomoftheshoppera · 6 hours ago
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whatever. go, my scarab
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phantomoftheshoppera · 6 hours ago
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The US Developed And Dropped Two Entire Nuclear Bombs Onto Civilian Targets Which Is Generally Considered To Be One Of The Most Horrific War Crimes Ever Committed Leading To People All Over The World Committing To Ensure No One Does That Again. The US Did That. Did You Hear Me. It Was The US
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phantomoftheshoppera · 6 hours ago
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the state of the job search these days is something fucking else man
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phantomoftheshoppera · 6 hours ago
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TIL a star discovered 75 light-years away is no warmer than a freshly brewed cup of coffee.
via reddit.com
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phantomoftheshoppera · 6 hours ago
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You need to look up red cornetfish
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OUUGUGUGGUHHHHHH YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME
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TRUMPET GUY
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