#Gotham!Oswald cobblepot

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

Season 2 Oswald Cobblepot Question😑

Spoilers for Gotham season 2 episode 17 & warning for the topic of cannibalism

Did Oswald actually, you know, cook his step siblings and serve them to their mother?

Or do you think that he "only" lied to her (please say yes 😰)?

I haven't watched everything but I heard that in one of the later seasons the writers seemingly forgot about that fact or something like that.

Here are some of the reasons I can think of why he wouldn't have actually done that:

-it might be too obvious (Grace might have noticed & it would have taken much longer than if he had just prepared a normal dinner)

-it would have been too much of a contrast to the kind of person he was after the torture in Arkham

-he has some moral standards that he will never break (for example he has never raped anyone)

That episode hit very hard. I felt so much sympathy for him, and just wanted him to escape form this abusive situation, and then he did that 😵

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

And who is an integral part of Gotham City?

Revenge is a dish best served decorated with glitter. And kiss stains. Not to forget your signature question mark, because you want everyone to know that this man is yours. 😚💚

Look at Oswald! 🥺 Don't tell me this isn't exactly what he'd look like if Ed kissed him. The conflict, the sadness, the yearning! 😢

Meanwhile Ed:

"Oh dear! Oswald, I am terribly sorry! I-I shouldn't have done that! You can pretend this never happened! It's just a kiss on the cheek, n-nothing more! Ch-cheek kisses are a common form of greeting in numerous countries, most notably in Europe a-and- and... Just ignore that I already greeted you before that! I-I recognize that I went too far, please forgive me for that. The glitter you may deserve, but not the, uh, being kissed by, uhm, uh... It will never happen again! I promise! C-consent is extremely important, even among advers-enemies.... Oswald? Please just say something." 🥺 🙏

Now I want a fanfic about this. Might even write one myself 💚💜😊

And it all started with a short clip of meme potential 😂

“I’m gonna glisten and glitter all over Gotham city” 😭😭😭😭‼️

[seronefada]

"Were very sorry sir. The children thought your people were from the government."

A small DP/DC promp

Casper high is on a field trip in Gotham.

Danny is in the team with Tucker, Kwan and Dash as most of the time.

They have a picture hunt around Gotham.

After a while they notice strange people in white following them. White jackets, black ties.

As Amity park kids the of course thought, these were GIW agents they don't know.

Everybody knows Danny is having to much ecto in his system. They sometimes see his eyes change color. No surprise if you think of the Fenton Parents lap safety.

So as the people get closer and one of them grabs Danny's arm. Dash hits him before they can speak.

They got in a big fight.

Penguin gets called cause his Goons are fighting a school class.

Things calm down quick as Oswald came. The Teacher told them to stop.

As he was talking to Mr. Lancer the Teacher said:" The children are very sorry. They thought your Henchpeople were part of the Government."

Penguins Goons are also very sorry:" We thought it was a Wayne kid."

Penguin has also some Questions in his head like: why would high school kids get into a fist fight with the Government?

And why did the Teacher think that was a reasonable explanation?

[tampire]

I keep on posting accurate Gotham memes

[susanoois]

save me sofia falcone save me

[incorrectbatfam]

Rating mental breakdown spots in Gotham

Gotham subways: 5/10. Can blast emo music through your headphones. Train occasionally stalls. Other passengers too burned out to notice you. 

Gotham U: 10/10. You're likely not the only one. School mascot hands out free tissues. 

Batburger: 8/10. Semi-public depending on seating. Tears make the fries soggy. Line cooks are wrestling in the background. 

Crime Alley: 0/10. People think you're drunk. You're a prime mugging target. Kids laugh at you.

Sewers: -2/10. Smells bad. 50% chance of Croc attack. 

Iceberg Lounge: 3/10. Judgy rich snobs. Bathroom full of people doing coke. Drinks too expensive to drown yourself in. 

Wayne Gala: 4/10. Also judgy rich people. Must dress formally. Can't stick your head in chocolate fountain. Dick Grayson will become your therapist whether you like it or not. 

[ineffableriddlebird]

Fuck, Marry, Kill

[astal-art]

I need to be shot

[wishfulsketching]

This is my late Pride Month art

We all win

[strawberrybyers]

being a slut and mentally ill means i’d do really well as a patient in arkham asylum

[bemodreamy]

[paarassha]

ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ihateedwardnygma]

[tampire]

Married couple knocks some sense into that nerd and his husband joins in

[torchtour]

by rushjob request of an irl

[notgilderoylockhart]

They released a Gotham Gazette newspaper and there’s so many Easter eggs in there ahhh I love it