#Good day not to be American
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Seems like the horse is back in hospital
#rip usa#american elections#i genuinely don't understand how thta happened#orange cheeto is american president AGAIN#xD#good day not to be American#election 2024
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Cranky 'cause you're reaping what you sowed, eh gringo?
One of the things that's weird about being a white guy in the US right now is that expressions of disgust about you are common and said directly to your face.
I've had coworkers say, "Ugh, white men are disgusting" while I was within earshot. Coworkers who are married to white men!
You're supposed to have a very strange double consciousness about this stuff, as best I can tell; all that stuff about white men doesn't mean any man who is white, it means *white men* which is a totally different thing, but watch out, only a man who is white can become a *white man*, but obviously not you, except you might, but don't worry about it, but also do.
You really are culturally expected to accept that people will talk about how disgusting your physical traits are right to your face, and that this is tolerable because you obviously have money and power, and also you know that you aren't actually that thing, except when you are.
I suspect that this kind of thing will drive you slightly insane even when you do have money and power.
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I'm gonna be so racist towards robots in the future
#you are NOT HUMAN#no daughter of mine is gonna date a CLANKER#ah i heard your people cant daydream is that true?#wow you're so artistic for a robot#(sees android) you're one of the good ones#mechanical-american?? back in my day we called them bots
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I love middle age gays






#queer#lgbtq#loki#mobius#lokius#ofmd#ed x stede#blackbeard x stede#american horror story#misty day#cordelia goode#misty x cordelia#killing eve#eve x villanelle#hannibal#will graham#hannigram#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#wow i did not expect all this like i guess we all have a thing for middle age gays
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ENG PLAYERS I BESEECH YOU
I have been informed that you guys are getting part 4 of episode 7 tomorrow, which means we are FINALLY going to get the official romanization of Revaan's name, somebody please tell me because I need to know what it is.
like, yes, it's probably just Revan/Levan, but look, I'm sitting here with my finger over the button of all these Laverne and Shirley jokes and just waiting for the opportunity to deploy them --
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 5 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 5 spoilers#(not me realizing that meleanor doesn't actually appear non-silhouetted until part 5 so uhhhhh. whoops.)#(i know a bunch of you read the spoiler-tagged stuff though so i'm putting my life in your hands)#revan would be the funniest one i think because it's just raven but with the vowels switched and i'd be over here going WHAT COULD IT MEAN#anyway i'm here to give the people what they crave and it's obviously references to 70s american sitcoms that spun off of happy days#mork and grimdy. i-is that anything.#the problem of course is now that i might have to actually come up with a bunch of laverne and shirley jokes#when i haven't...actually watched it in a million years#(my personal pool of media i consumed growing up is a good 60% made up of random things i found to watch at 3 am because of insomnia)#(this probably explains a lot about me) (the opinions about zorro adaptations anyway)#hold on let me marathon all eight seasons and -- wait i'm just now finding out there was also an animated series#in which they joined the army and their sergeant was a literal cartoon pig but also they went to space and fought giant gorillas?#but how does boo boo kitty factor into this
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Stay strong ♥️
#today is not a good day to be American#please stay strong ya’ll#he’s a happy little doodle to cheer me up#josuyasu#josuke higashikata#okuyasu nijimura#jjba#diamond is unbreakable#diu#jojos bizarre adventure#anime and manga#digital#my art
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Books are now available in my store. Thank you all so much for the support, this was probably the biggest thing I've done in my life so far. It's 535 books of which half were already sold via crowdfunding. Each comes signed and numbered. I also have a few leftover prints from crowdfunding, as I ordered more for safety's sake. Those are also available as bundle, for a very small quantity.
#north americans are starting to get their books now so I think it's a good time#i had already put the books in my store on tuesday. sneakily#couple people found that before i even made it public and ordered. ngl that was perfect as a little test to see if i set up everything well#unrelated but each pic was taken on a different day and it's noticeable in the lighting hhhhhh
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#good luck with burning a real man on the bonfire over there we’re gonna celebrate this rando guy not blowing up parliament#i usually love#bonfire night#but on#election day#all the kids are having fun and the adults are on the phones like#donald trump#better not get elected so help me god#the americans go make it stressful#i don’t wanna be setting off fireworks if democracy is crumbling#presidential election#kamala harris#good luck
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CW: Blood, Knife | For Halloween this year, my Yuu decided to go as American McGee’s Alice! | Twisted Wonderland OC art ✏️ |
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#ignore all the mistakes this was very rushed#it’s currently 1 am I made this in 4 hours I have school tomorrow and I have exams in two days but fvck it we ball#twisted wonderland#twst#ディズニー ツイステッドワンダーランド#fanart#art#disney twisted wonderland#my art#animation#noahsart#twst yuu#twst yuusona#twst oc#yuusona#twisted wonderland Yuu#ramshackle#american mcgee's alice#alice madness returns#cw blood#halloween#alice in wonderland#happy Halloween everyone!#it’s so funny because my Yuu just looks like me and I look a lot like American McGee’s Alice so it’s perfect#I thought it was a fitting costume since Heartslabyul you know haha#though admittedly I draw my Yuu taller than I am (I am small)#I’m so sleep deprived you guys#Jamil’s new card made me sob but like in a good way if anyone cares#I like the song too#Jamil Sebek and Leona really surprised me with their voices
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Is rens favorite number 18? (I don't think I did this right, I sorry ╥﹏╥)
Does Ren have any thanksgiving traditions if he even celebrates it?? Like is he a Macy day parade type of guy or a turkey trot?
If you don't feel comfortable answering I understand! Thank you so much for creating this game, it's helped me through a lot =3!!!
⌞♥⌝ The only thing Ren celebrates is Angel's birthday, unfortunately jgsdjgdj ^^;
#I'm also not American (nor is Corland Bay based on the US) so I have zero idea about what goes on during Thanksgiving jjgsgskf /lh#I hope your thanksgiving is good though — if you celebrate it!!#💌 — answered.#💖 — 14 days with queue.#🖤 — shut up sai.#bigskeletonboobies
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#ahs#american horror story#misty day#cordelia goode#sarah paulson#lily rabe#ahs apocalypse#gifset#infj#isfp
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For all the concern in recent years that U.S. democracy is on the brink, in danger or under threat, a report out Tuesday offers a glimmer of good news for American voters worried that casting a ballot will be difficult in 2024.
Put simply, the new data shows that voting in America has gotten easier over the past two decades. More voters have the ability to cast a ballot before Election Day, with the majority of U.S. states now offering some form of early in-person voting and mail voting to all voters.
"Although we often talk in a partisan context about voter fraud and voter suppression and whether voters have access to the ballot, the reality is, over the past 25 years, we've greatly increased the convenience of voting for almost all Americans," said David Becker, the founder and executive director of the Center for Election Innovation & Research (CEIR), which authored the new report...
The data shows that, despite real efforts by some Republican-led legislatures to restrict access at the margins, the trend in the U.S. since 2000 has been toward making it easier to vote: Nearly 97% of voting-age American citizens now live in states that offer the option to vote before Election Day.
"The lies about early voting, the lies about voting machines and efforts in some state legislatures to roll back some of the election integrity and convenience measures that have evolved over the last several decades, those efforts almost all failed," Becker said. "In almost every single state, voters can choose to vote when they want to."
Forty-six states and Washington, D.C., offer some form of early in-person voting, the report tallied, and 37 of those jurisdictions also offer mail voting to all voters without requiring an excuse...
In 2000
In 2024
Infographic via NPR. If you go to the article, you can watch an animation of this map that shows voting availability in every election since 2000.
There are some political trends that show up in the data. Of the 14 states that don't offer mail voting to all voters, for instance, 12 have Republican-led legislatures.
-via NPR, March 19, 2024. Article continues below.
But maybe the more striking trends are geographic. Every single state in the western U.S. has offered some form of early and mail voting to all voters since 2004, according to the data. And those states span the political spectrum, from conservative Idaho to liberal California.
"It's really hard to talk about partisanship around this issue because historically there just hasn't been much," Mann said. "We've seen voting by mail and early in-person voting supported by Republican legislatures, Democratic legislatures, Republican governors, Democratic governors. We see voters in both parties use both methods." ...
In 2020, New York, Connecticut and Massachusetts all made changes to make voting more easily accessible, which have since partially or fully become permanent. Delaware is currently embroiled in a legal fight over whether it can implement early and mail voting changes this election cycle as well.
The South, with its history of slavery and Jim Crow laws, has long lagged behind when it comes to voting access. The CEIR data shows that, although some states have slowly started expanding options for voters, generally it is still the most difficult region for voters to cast a ballot.
As options nationwide have become more widely available, voters have also responded by taking advantage.
In the 2000 election, 86% of voters voted at a polling place on Election Day, according to U.S. Census Bureau data.
In 2020, during the pandemic, that number dropped to less than 31% of voters. It went back up in 2022, to roughly half of the electorate, but was still in line with the two-decade trend toward more ballots being cast early.
...in reality, Becker says, more voting options actually make elections more secure and less susceptible to malicious activity or even human error.
"If there were a problem, if there were a cyber event, if there were a malfunction, if there were bad weather, if there were traffic, if there were was a power outage, you could think of all kinds of circumstances. ... The more you spread voting out over a series of days and over multiple modes, the less likely it's going to impact voters," he said...
-via NPR, March 19, 2024
#united states#voting#voting matters#early voting#mail in ballots#voting access#american politics#us elections#election 2024#us politics#democrats#republicans#election day#election news#good news#hope
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THE HELSINKI DATE HAS EXPANDED UPON DEAR LORD HAVE MERCY.
#aleksander barkov#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#2425#“matthew tkachuk who is american” wonderful add. bring your north american husband to your homeplace day#“and then the one dessert barky had to explain he said it was a cake he had in school that was a good one”#MAFFHEW#“i had them all when i was child so its been a while”#nothing more romantic than sharing childhood favourites with your (squints) teammate#everything about this... 1619 date... maffhew liking the runebergin torttu... and that sasha had to explain it to him#this will hold me over till the video drops#im frothing over this
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25 November reminder: Neil Gaiman has been accused of sexual assault by 5 different women
#neil gaiman#good omens#the sandman#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#coraline#the ocean at the end of the lane#american gods#neverwhere#anansi boys#my post#international day for the elimination of violence against women
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I dont have a clever and witty sarcastic comment tonight, I just think she's cute
#my brain isnt working rn its 3am ive been reading fanfics while hyperventilating over the irreparable damage i managed with my limited life#tee hee im just kinda feeling moody tonight 🤪#somebody please ban me from tumblr between 1am to 11am i do not function as a stable person between those times#i schedule my mental breakdowns they work really well with my schedule#its multitasking cause I'll already be up from insomnia its really efficient in the grand scheme of things#ah i love the fact that nobody can stop me from writing the most deranged shit in the tags of a cute cat pic <3#animals#petblr#cat#cat life#cat lovers#catblr#my cat#cat photos#cat pictures#cats of tumblr#calico#calico cat#OH UH THATS WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY FOR AMERICANS THE REASON IM SAYING ITS NIGHT WHEN THIS IS POSTED DURING THE DAY IS BECAUSE ITS QUEUED#i queue most stuff because i dont usually have the energy or time to be active at good times#i get little bursts of post motivation and dont wanna flood my 9 followers (at least 6 are dirty bots) with my bs#im just a dumbass that never tags shit
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Al-Haitham || 11/02
#sorryy i have no gifs for you they weren't good enough </3#his birthday is on promise day... insane.#genshin impact#genshin#genshimp#genshinedit#gamingedit#digital photography#alhaitham#al-haitham#the#:^)#my posts#was gonna write the date the american way but then i remembered™
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