#Gods play video games too
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How is Torchic unlikely as a starter for Pokemon Legends Z-A?
The national bird of France is the Gallic rooster! Which guess what? Torchic is a rooster/chicken! So unless Gamefreak drops a starter trailer proving otherwise then ya’ll need to realise Torchic isn’t that unlikely!
Also Nibirians love video games and is a part of our culture so being surprised a god like me is playing video games to past the time while waiting for Judgement Day is kinda dumb on humanity’s part! Highly pathetic too!
Who the actual fuck said I couldn’t play video games while stuck on Earth waiting for Judgement Day?! Idiots! Of course that would be what I am doing to pass the time! Video games aren’t for humans only! Other planets with advanced species make video games too! Aliens aka other advanced species from other planets do a lot of things that humans love to glorify themselves to be unique for anything they do as humans are that dumb, selfish, and outright delusionally think all advanced species should follow what humans hate and think every advanced species should follow human gender standards because humans are that delusional and egotistical in the stupidest ways!
Anyways my opinion for the starters are Snivy, Torchic, and Sobble as those are my hopes!
#Pokemon#torchic#Pokemon Legends Z-A#Gods play video games too#Goddesses do to but they prefer fighting games and macho games#Nibirians have reverse gender standards remember?
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save button briefly remapped to dialog advancer in climactic scene of visual novel. 10 dead 30 injured
#unironically that was so fucking cool. i love video games#remapping your save feature to an advance button at a pivotal moment as a way to raise the stakes... god. genuinely so cool#worth noting that i dont think it was physically possible for you to fail the game after this point which means there was no ACTUAL danger#in messing with the save feature which is absolutely how something like this should be done imo#but. god. trying to save my game before CONFRONTING A MURDERER and instead having that action set off the GUNSHOTS is insane#SO cool. i understand why this game has such a high rating now#AND ITS A FALSE ENDING TOO!!! I STILL HAVE MORE CHAPTERS TO PLAY!!!! YESSSSSS#sorry. i love game design especially when it breaks the 4th wall a little bit im going kind of insane over here#personal
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Here’s the video that anon was talking about earlier 🤭
#joost#joost klein#joost edit#joostice#Joost video#gods he’s so HOT!!!!!!!!!#mannequins tho#why did it have to be mannequins 😭😭😭😭#they’re so scary!!!!#I hate em!#kiss me like that tho please sir#and stare at me like that too 🫣🫣🫣#need to play horror games with him so badly#joost and I play PT when???? 😤😤😤
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Sometimes you just need a hug from dad.
#god of war ragnarok#kratos#gow ragnarok#atreus#god of war#gow#gow atreus#gowredit#guess who got ps back!!!#my laptop's harddrive died like two years ago and i lost everything#but i think it's high time to get back into gifmaking#i just played both of these games back to back and i am obsessed#a+ story a+ characters a+ relationships. i cried a lot#sam arts stuff#sam gifs stuff#just a simple set as i'm getting back into things#i need to get all of my videos back too for caps#and redownload and remake psds#much to do#series; god of war
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Special garments
#reverse 1999#r1999 edit#r1999#gamingedit#sonetto#yenisei#spathodea#video games#gifus#posting these too before going to sleep#thank god I can at least play this game on good quality with this laptop#look at them :) my girls !!!!!!!!!!#videogamewomen
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anyway mad i have to "go to work". sorry can't do it i need to get coffee in treviso actually.
#god damn dalish spirits hiding their shit where my stupid ass can't find it. took me WAY too long last night.#me a person who literally has only played myst or riven when a video game is myst or riven-like: why is this impossible.#m guards the veil
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you know i think im going to pirate nintendo's and sega's games out of spite from now on. im going to buy a hard drive at some point to specifically fill it with pirated games i'll never play. i'll download tears of the kingdom just to be a penis. fuck them
#soda offers you a can#vimm's lair got massive takedown requests and im fucking seething#in particular for sonic 06 and unleashed like oh you're planning on rereleasing them on modern platforms? no? then What The Fuck#it's a larger problem than that though it's about video game preservation you know#all this hardware can already be considered retro and hasn't been sold in years. neither have the games#and guess what!! your remasters and remakes and bs are Not The Same as the originals!!!#im glad i downloaded the US version of sonic cd last week now#bc the way that game works and plays is fundamentally different from the 2011 remake#and i WANT to experience the jank and shit quality cutscenes and music that doesn't loop#and i cannot mod the 2011 version to act like that!#im so fucking mad over this vimm's lair was doing god's work for archiving all this shit#and now so much of it is inaccessible#the popular games will be up elsewhere at some point im sure but what about the Garbage#what about games like sonic 06 those deserve to be archived too
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Why do I tell people to play indie games?
K' so you may have seen that post I made a little while ago asking people reblog and put into the tags an indie game that they did NOT like.
I made that post because I wanted to hear about what indie games people had bad experiences with. There was another post I made saying "Tell me you don't play indie games without telling me you don't play indie games" in response to a ton of youtube videos saying modern video games are no longer fun. A lot of tags would say, "Well indie games can suck too!" This response was extremely silly to me and I wanted to know what games they could be talking about.
I didn't ask for it, but so many people starting explaining why they didn't like a certain game. So I decided to make a little pie chart with the reason people would give in the tags
There are some outliers not here. There were 5 tags saying a game offended them and some responses that were too specific to really count. Half of the posts also gave no explanations so I'm not going to act like this is representative of every response on that post.
Okay so what's the point? Why did I do this?
There's this one 30 minute video by Josh Strife Hayes that does a super good job showcasing all of the bad practices that happen with modern gaming. He talks about each issue thoroughly, but I'll list them here:
Microtransactions, Limited Progression, Invite Boosts, Premium Currency, Loyalty Programs, Selling Power, Battlepasses, and Selling Progression
He doesn't even mention other issues like games releasing in clearly unfinished states, games that are clearly chasing trends, and game developers being restricted by their publishers.
Why is this significant? Well answer me this: Was there a single tag response in my post that complains about an indie game doing these things?
Say what you want about indie games, but I bet you didn't pay $60 and got psychologically manipulated to spend more on that game. I bet you weren't getting manipulated by some free to play model to spend more money than you would on a normal game. I bet the game actually released in a finished state and even if it did, the game clearly communicated it wasn't done.
Sure, you could give me examples of indie games that do have those bad practices, but I guarantee you that you cannot prove that most indie games do this.
So yeah, play indie games. Don't support corporate bullshit unless you know the game was made with the player's best interest in mind.
#indie games#video games#aaa games#gaming#and yeah pay attention to middleware games too#long-ish post#think of it another way#which game is worse? The game you hate that you spent $60 on or the game you hate that you spent $25 on#Battlefield 2042 would NEVER happen with an indie game#remember how awesome gaming was “back in the day?”#yeah you can experience that right now by playing indie games and middleware titles#who knows maybe if everyone stopped supporting these god awful AAA games with their money they'll wise up and actually make some good games#also shoutouts to another post that could very easily flop due to my small blog lol#I like get my thoughts and reasonings out of my head though#dont want my thoughts festering in my brain I need more space my obsessions#would like to see this post reach those who responded to the other posts though#will probably reblog it later tomorrow
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playing f1 23 as Charles so I can have Max and Charles podiums again
#charles leclerc#max verstappen#formula 1#lestappen podium#f1 23#it still counts#right?#even if its a video game#also#I forgot how fun this game was#I started playing breaking point again too#love it#and messed around with the design of my personal team#god#I love this game#they could never make me hate you#I actually don’t like any of the characters in breaking point from what I remember but I haven’t played in ages#but its so fun#i’m almost done with it#I think I am anyways#and that’s sad but#I love it#I usually play as Max but I was driving on Monza so I had to be Charles#Saudi Arabia is my favorite track#fight me#please don’t actually
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i've seen the minecraft movie trailer
who was the writer that decided to make steve reference "the children yearn for the mines"
i just want to talk
no ignore the baseball bat in my hands
#ashton is talking#minecraft movie#everything else about the trailer sucks ass as well#'there are evil forces trying to destroy this world'#and they cut to the piglins#you know#the guys that just chill in the nether#and are relatively harmless so long as you're wearing gold/don't hurt/steal from them#yeah i'm#i'm sure they're a huge threat to the world#uh huh#god i already hate the iseki'd into a video game angle they're taking#but to then add a boring 'evil forces are destroying this world' angle on top that we've seen a million times?#i feel bad for any writers that had actually good ideas but were shot down for this cheap cash grab slop#god forbid we just use minecraft as a setting and make a story set in it a la minecraft: story mode!#anyways i'm so sorry msm i was too harsh to you#what's funny is so many youtubers with little to no budget have created FAR better stories just by playing minecraft#shoutout to my childhood that was the haunting of herobrine series#shame what's happened to it but that was far better story telling than a movie with probably millions of dollars behind it could make#although i do swear to the stars above if herobrine shows up in the movie SO HELP ME-
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Trying to learn gg combos having never played a fighting game before is so funny this is rlly a second language
#I’m slowly learning… i can understand more now than I did a week ago#its progress and its slow BUT GOD. I need one of those uhhh. table top game control things (?)#IDK. or a better keyboard or smtn LOL I tried my pro controller but the stick sensitivity is wayyyyy too high#IDK IM ALSO SO EXCITED TO FINALLY PLAY GAMES on desktop#<- guy who never was allowed to play video games until he could buy them himself#literally like my first game I ACTUALLY played was splatoon#and now it’s GG#omfg it’s so exciting for me sorry I’m just so happy… I’m glad I can finally experience this and play with buddies#even if I. really really don’t understand it yet#fiyr rambles
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kinda fucked up that every social invitation to infodump from autistic communities feels like a lie or that it's specifically designed to exclude me from that invite. "feel free to infodump!!" gets processed in my head as "if i say anything i will be ignored or ridiculed or mocked and generally face backlash for not being autistic in the "correct" socially acceptable way therefore i am not included in this statement and will just stay silent as everyone else gets to say stuff. after all the only safe place to infodump is in my own little space", no matter how safe the space actually is. alien amongst aliens so to speak
#even in autistic communities i feel like i don't belong there. like i'm just too much or too little for everyone#(usually too much)#slightly unrelated maybe but one time i was playing this roblox sensory room game (the shitty one with stolen assets)#and i found this book in the game about a bunch of g1 mlp stuff and i was like ''oh my goodness this reminds me of the giant sundance''#like that really rare and obscure big sundance pony they made that's kinda lost media?#and i sorta infodumped about it in chat only to be met with silence as everyone else was chatting about someone's pomni outfit or something#and on god i think that was the most alone i have ever felt playing fucking roblox of all games#i know people are not obligated to respond but like. i felt completely and utterly isolated from everyone else.#it felt like i wasn't the ''correct'' kind of autistic to be included with everyone#it just pissed me off cause i'm feeling alone by being autistic. in a video game. made FOR autistic people. ffs i just can't win can i#anyway yeah i don't play that game anymore. it actually kinda sucks ass anyway like it has a lot of problems#(such as stolen assets and infantilising autistic people and restricting the AAC board to one tiny corner of the room)#(among so many other issues)#can't even feel comfortable autism'ing around other autistic people because what if i'm not doing it correctly#the autism alien metaphor is real guys 😭#autism#autistic#actually autistic#autistic things#infodumping#social difficulties
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Just sent my little brother a youtube video depicting the new Until Dawn ending and now we are theorising like crazy and this is genuinely the most conversation we have had with each other in over a year.
When the original game came out, I was 12 and he was 8, and he's turning 18 next month and I haven't lived with him in over three years, and we've only spoken a handful of times since our dad died, but I so much as mention Until Dawn and now we're yapping away endlessly and this is SO IMPORTANT TO ME.
#god im having feelings#me and my brother sitting on the bed at my nans house as kids FAR too young to be playing that game#sharing the remote and playing alternate chapters#and yelling at each other for making stupid decisions#and him screaming at me when i sneeze during a dont move and kill sam#to me and my brother as teenagers in our dads new house#and me running into his bedroom after replaying the game for the millionth time while he listens to me complain about how difficult#the final sequence is#to me and my brother living in different countries#but i sent him a link to a youtube video at midnight#and within five minutes he replies in full capital letters theorising about the new epilogue with sam#and if the sequel will involve being able to go back to the mountain and save josh#AND MAKING PLANS TO SEE THE MOVIE WITH ME#until dawn you are such an important part of my life god bless#my first tumblr url way back in like 2016 was a until dawn reference wow#until dawn#until dawn remake
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I just watch a game-playing video on Bad Parenting, and that was the most brutal half an hour.
#bad parenting game#bad parenting 2002#video games#horror games#i had to walk around the house a few times after the video like oh my god...#i don't like horror games that much but this one easily became my favorite (and probably one of the most dreaded)#the fact the the developers were also Vietnamese just made the game 100x better#and explains why the house setting looks so Southeast Asian#would be better if the characters were given Vietnamese names too but i guess it's to make it easier for foreigner players#anyways please play or watch this game i promise you won't be disappointed
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killer should know about dumb video game meta stuff ike i-frames and animation cancels and critting amd breaking out of bounds and use it to his advantage in fights. maybe he learned it from chara in something new as a silly little thing to try out because theyre already teaching him all this bullshit on killing so whos to say a video game character cant learn a player's cheats?? he's already interacted and collaborated with a player before i think its fair he knows tricks on how to cheat undertale's fighting system
everything's all fine and dandy in a fight against killer (no it isn't) until you see him glitching around and somehow phasing through your attacks. he looks ridiculous but it gets the job done
#i have no idea if any of these mechanics are actually IN undertale#theyre just some ones i came up with in games i play#i mean if they don't exist in the ut fighting just like. pretend they do idk????#i just think it would be cool if killer could do that. he fights dirty and when i mean dirty i mean totally cheating#SANS UNDERTALE CHEATS WHY CANT HE!!!! but he gets to cheat in a more game breaking way#when you fight killer there is no YOUR turn and HIS turn its ALWAYS his turn. and youre just helplessly attacking during it#guys in this one im not talking about meta awareness im talking about loser META strats. most effective tactics available#stage 4 chara wins ahh acting like a goddamn sweaty gamer. because what am i supposed to interpret with chara wins????#chara wins means NOTHING to me??? i can only assume that it means killer either acts like chara or fully listens to whatever chara wans#boo boo boring im a VIDEO GAME PLAYER not a goddamn psychiatrist. i will always choose the more fun option#killer becoming like chara/player is infinitely more cool than him and all the psychological stuff going on in stage 4 to b obeying orders#yeahhhh like sure there probably IS a bunch of crazy stuff in stage 4 related to psychology but also#unga booga character act like YOU cool idea. besides stage 4 is almost never elaborated on#so to me that's up to personal interpretation. everything is personal interpretation if not brought up#i say as i make the most ridiculous unfathomable headcanons for the mtt just because the topics aren't mentioned#I HAVE FREE WILL I HAVE FREE WILL MY MIND HAS FREEDOM I CAN POST ANYTHING I THINK ABOUT#ok thank god because i hate having to worry about my posts#ok i dont have anything left to say about this hc so im bringing up SOMETHING NEW (haha)#killer reminds me of I'm High!!! by maretu. except replace all mentions of a girl with w a person for chara#and somehow manage to work around the mentions of love and romance. because i really really dont wanna make killer into a kid diddler#but aside from the mentions of love and specific gende??? i think it fits!!#ugh so many songs fit killer ITS NOT FAIR!!!! i can NEVER find songs for horror.... am i not looking hard enough ☹️☹️☹️#im hard#actually i found a song that fits horror lets GOOOO maretu coming in clutch with NAMIDA ‼️‼️#dokuhaku does too :3 maretu my glorious king how many great songs of yours fit the murder time trio#killer sans#murder time trio#sans au#utmv#tricule hc
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bibo giving himself the joys c section scar makes me feel so crazyyyyy like transition wouldnt have saved him cuz he'd never even try it he just does this type of shit instead
#another thing too is like#aside from the fight with ocelot in snake eatsr being the most 'they are figuratively symbolically and thematically having sex right now'+#fight scene ive EVER played in a video game#like ocelot is openly getting gender euphoria from it and part of his whole deal is he does gender like a drag king#and in light of part of johns issues with the joy being that he does not have ego boundaries with her and on some level wants to be her#like oh my god.#i was saying this to wayland but if ocelot only had more of a mommy kink bosselot probably wouldve been a bit happier together#mgs#mgs text
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