#God Hour
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pettybourgeoiz · 2 years ago
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mias-back-from-the-dead · 11 months ago
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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"
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iscariotapologist · 6 months ago
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today in church one of the priests referred to trans people as "those who are growing into the gender they were called to be" and i'm kind of enjoying the idea of like....divinely ordained top surgery
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xylographica · 9 months ago
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sunlight
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hinamie · 11 days ago
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inflict
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i-bet-you-wish-i · 2 months ago
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Inspired by @secretdazedragon lovely "vampires are cats' posts and this iconic gif
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umblrspectrum · 3 months ago
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so like is it specifically planets the solver craves or can it get by with just eating dirt off the ground
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bkdkhrts · 2 months ago
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the closet is GLASS
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frostedpuffs · 11 months ago
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mistletoe kisses are just excuses to kiss your friends. (post-reveal, pre-relationship ladynoir)
hi @torvalvt i was your ashville secret santa!! SURPRISE!!!!!
bonus:
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cenpede · 6 months ago
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I hauve covid.
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senascoop · 26 days ago
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┊ ENHYPEN NSFW LINKS!! ☁︎
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pairing: enhypen hyung line x female reader . warnings: twt p.rn links, a lot of nasty stuff tbh . [note: here you go my engene girlies >.<] [ARCHIVE]
♫︎ REBLOGS + FEEDBACKS ARE ALWAYS APPRECIATED
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heeseung couldn't control himself when you intentionally wore his favourite pink panties. and to tease you back, he rubs his cock all over the pretty fabric but never putting it in... even as you grew wetter and wetter.
heeseung spooning you while going at it because you're his princess. telling you to play with your tits while he thrusts into you.
jay couldn't even wait and so, he pushed your panties to the side and fucked your pussy even through your orgasm.
jay was a little too confident talking to the waitress and being all friendly, so you didn't hesitate to tease him in public (was that mean? yes, but you believed he deserved it and he didn't seem to mind either)
jake pulling you onto his lap after a fight. caressing your body from behind as he makes you ride him, facing away from him.
jake loves it. he loves sucking on your boobs, touching you everywhere and then while fulfilling his daily boob requirement he touches himself in between.
sunghoon hates it when people underestimate him, especially his cute gf. so to prove himself—he fingers you, while his other hand is busy tweaking and rubbing your nipple between his fingers. all the while you try your best not to move as per the bet.
sunghoon after having a bad day at work wants nothing more than a handjob from his favourite girl (you're his only girl.)
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otterlyart · 1 month ago
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Table to Screen: Episode 81 - What Lies beneath the Surface
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so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.
and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.
...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.
see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.
while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.
especially if the president of the united states is on board.
yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.
and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."
but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.
...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.
not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.
yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.
but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire
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hinamie · 5 months ago
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sry i have chronic only draws megumi disorder the doctor said it's terminal :/
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purplepakwan · 6 months ago
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"you're going to be amazing"
ISTUS WIP
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bacchuschucklefuck · 6 months ago
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summer of junior year 06/11
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