#Glowbois

[vyorei]

Live coverage of the 6th of November 2023 has now begun.

Here is an amalgamation of news from the last few hours.

As always, lots is happening but nothing useful, and the glowbois of the lettermob are out to play

Link to the article about Gaza's hospitals:

[waveofahand]

“Put him in sex jail...”

That’s actually what is happening in this pic. They’re coming for JPM, the deliberate little bastard, with his ahead-of-the-curve monochrome clothes and those damn freaking broad shoulders. They’ve coming to take him away... to SEX JAIL. The glowboy needs to be locked up for the good of society! 

And John Lennon is holding him back. He’s saying, “No, NO! Not SEX JAIL! You can’t put Paul behind bars! I won’t let you! I need my Paul!” 

Yup. That’s the story, and I’m sticking to it. Sex jail. 

Animal. 

He freaking looks like he’s having sex all day. In sex jail. 

[grandmasickomode]

Astarion, pinching the cheek of my drow cleric of Lathander: lmao such a cute lil choir boy awwwww. Dont worry, we'll make sure you dont get any blood in your eyes~

Astarion watching the same drow cleric slaughter every last goblin they see with a smile: Oh.

[dollydiamond]

06.21.2023

The start of summer only means that my beautiful baby will be here by the end of it. We will be a sweet family of three. I cannot believe it.

[secret-xanta]

Merry Frostthing, Dot! Your fluffy design for Draco is so adorable I’m honestly enchanted by them. I hope I did them and Mira justice!!!

@pantsless-glowboy-stan

[likablemuffin]

*Points* JAZZ. Some1 else: Wh- Me: JAZZZZZ

(From: Random ROTTMNT chatfic, featuring my friend @quetzal-animations oc, Jazz! :D)

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usernames: 

Mikey: Glowyboi

Leo: Neon-Leon

Raph: PIZZAPIGEON

Donnie: Bootyyyshaker9000 (of course)

April: Kiwibirb

Jazz (MY BESTIE WESTIES OC): [user_name]

Also any spelling mistakes is intentional!

                                                                          [user_name] was added to the chat

Bootyyyshaker9000: Hello Jazz.

[user_name]: Hi Donnie.

                                                                         Neon-Leon has entered the chat

Neon-Leon: WH TGE FICK R U

Bootyyyshaker9000: First of all, language. Second, this is Jazz. Be nice to him.

Neon-Leon: u swar al tje tumr thr fuck

Bootyyyshaker9000: I do not.

                                                                         PIZZAPIGEON has entered the chat

PIZZAPIGEON: You swear like a sailor Dee.

                                                                         Kiwibird has entered the chat

Kiwibirb: fr

Bootyyyshaker9000: I in fact do not.

[user_name]: It's alright Donnie! I don't mind.

Bootyyyshaker9000: Alright, if you say so.

                                                                          Glowyboi has entered the chat

Glowyboi: OMG!! WHO R U???? :000

Bootyyyshaker9000: This is Jazz.

Neon-Leon: y dis u pur hm in her

Bootyyyshaker9000: Because I wanted to.

PIZZAPIGEON: But this is supposed to only be a group chat for us

Bootyyyshaker9000: And who said that?

Kiwibirb: U did??

Bootyyyshaker9000: Incorrect.

Glowyboi: welk its vry nice to met u jazz!! :D

[user_name]: Thank you!

Neon-Leon: ur bein ilagall d

Bootyyyshaker9000: What the fuck do you mean by that?

PIZZAPIGEON: You need to stop swearing Dee.

Bootyyyshaker9000: Nuh uh.

[user_name]: So you do swear. :0

Bootyyyshaker9000: Yes, I suppose I do a bit.

Neon-Leon: *alot

Bootyyyshaker9000: No.

Glowyboi: i mean u kinda do :(

Kiwibirb: y are we all bullying d about him swearing lmao? we all swear

PIZZAPIGEON: I hardly ever do.

Neon-Leon: u stul do tho

Glowyboi: i thunk that leo and d swer the most

Neon-Leon: prod of thay

[user_name]: Wait, what did you say?

Bootyyyshaker9000: You can never understand what Nardo says, simply ignore him.

[user_name]: Oh.

Kiwibirb: i understand him

Glowyboi: me to! :D

Bootyyyshaker9000: You both spell really poorly as well.

Kiwibirb: exactly✨ BAD SPELLERS UNTIE!!

Neon-Leon: UNITEEEE

Glowyboi: YUSSSSSSSS

Bootyyyshaker9000: Remind me to never go in their general direction.

[user_name]: This is your daily reminder to not go in their general direction.

Bootyyyshaker9000: Thank you, Jazz.

PIZZAPIGEON: Please dont be mean Donnie :(

Bootyyyshaker9000: Technically I wasn't being mean, I was simply asking for a reminder.

Glowyboi: but u siad it mean.... :((

Bootyyyshaker9000: Alright, I'm sorry Mikey and April.

Neon-Leon: me????

Bootyyyshaker9000: No, there was a reason I only said sorry to Mikey and April.

Neon-Leon: ur si maen...

Bootyyyshaker9000: And you're so horrible at spelling.

[user_name]: Damn, someone grab the popcorn.

PIZZAPIGEON: I dont think we have any popcorn-

Glowyboi: aw man :((

Bootyyyshaker9000: The fight appears to be over, anyway.

[user_name]: Aw :(

Bootyyyshaker9000: Do you WANT me to continue fighting?

PIZZAPIGEON: No.

Bootyyyshaker9000: No offence, big brother, but I was talking to Jazz.

Glowyboi: gasp :0

[user_name]: Eh.

Neon-Leon: i dnt wanma figt :(

Bootyyyshaker9000: Well, I think we weren't fighting again in the first place.

PIZZAPIGEON: Good.

Glowboi: im gonna go gt somthing to eat it was nic meeting u jazz!! :DD

[user_name]: Nice to meet you too!

Glowyboi: :D

                                                                  Glowyboi has left the chat

PIZZAPIGEON: I'll join him

                                                                  PIZZAPIGEON has left the chat

Kiwibirb: aw man were all leaving now 😔

Bootyyyshaker9000: Yes, it appears so.

Kiwibirb: im not even supposed to be on anyways so ill go too lmao

[user_name]: Wait, why aren't you supposed to be on?

Kiwibirb: cause i'm at school lol

[user_name]: Oh. Well, have a good rest of your day I suppose!

Kiwibirb: bye Jazzzzzz :D

                                                                        Kiwibirb has left the chat

Bootyyyshaker9000: It appears to be just us now, Jazz.

[user_name]: Yep.

Neon-Leon: nuh uh

Bootyyyshaker9000: OH SHIT I FORGOT YOU WERE HERE-

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[theloverofdragons]

“Oh are they…yours?”

“He’s my twin, actually,” Fluffy fixed the ice cream vendor with a piercing look, bear hugging Shadow as he wriggled frantically in her arms, trying to get to the paradise of sweet frozen treats that was in front of me.

“Oh,” the vendor replied weakly. “I can…see the family resemblance?”

“No you can’t.”

“…What can I get you today?”

“All of it! I want all the flavours!” Shadow’s squirming had become more frantic.

“Double moglinberry and triple chocolate,” Fluffy answered smoothly as Shadow let out a plaintive wail, the ice cream held just out of his reach.

“That will be two hundred gol- Where did they go?”

****

For @pantsless-glowboy-stan who requested: fluffy (your fluffy) takes out her baby twin for ice cream and/or Crimes

[cyraen-ae]

Y'ALL LOOK AT WHAT FINALLY GOT HERE

(so many thanks to @pantsless-glowboy-stan for helping me get it delivered)

[pantsless-glowboy-stan]

df-thoughts ----> pantsless-glowboy-stan

decided it was time for a change 😌

[vyorei]

Live coverage of the 8th of November 2023 is now closed.

The new page for live coverage of the 9th of November 2023 can be found in the link below, I'll be back to deliver reports tomorrow like usual

Livelink:

[simontesla]

Glowbois~ (by Animancer)

Art by @Animancer@mastodon.social / Animancer

Posted using PostyBirb

[waveofahand]

Retweeting because added pictures. And I still stand by all of it. On stage glowboy

Glowboy VI: The Glowiest Yet

WHY, Paul? Why did you glow? Yes, you were beautiful, but WHY DID YOU GLOW? 

Oh, John… poor besotted John, gazing at the glowing boy, looking like he wants to eat him or get on top of Paul and absorb the lad into his own bloodstream!

Maybe he was an alien. A big-and-round-headed guy from outer space.

“Sure, girl. You sound sane….”

I can’t help it. Look at you. Look at you glow! You had a big, perfectly round head. And you GLOWED. Were you RADIOACTIVE? 

“I am a man of many facets! I have been, through the ages! And yes, I glowed! Look at me, below, glowing. There is steam coming off of me, and the gal wiping my glowy face loves it!” 

Yes, so does the guy who is TOTALLY checking you out, while your radioactive alien steam fuzzes up the picture. 

“Ah, I was used to that. What you gonna do? A glowboy gonna glow…” 

Yeah… glow pretty, though. I mean SO pretty. Ridiculous. Why were you so pretty? Alien! That’s the only answer! Glowing, mouth-breathing ALIEN. 

“You’ve figured me out…” 

I did. You freaking beautiful choir boy alien radioactive man from outerspace! 

“Thank you, baby, I love you too… bye-bye now…” 

GASP! He loves me and he called me “Baby!” 

“Tapped that beautiful glowing alien long before you ever did, girl. SEE MY WRIST and how I tap, tap, tap it?  I had a ticket to ride!” Love, John Lennon

“I had a big round head and I glowed. So what? I was cute.” 

Lad, you were more than cute. You were and are a life-ruiner 

Can’t argue with it…any of it. Big glowing round headed radioactive glowboy. Life ruiner.  Glowboy at dinner…

Why were you so glowy, glowboy? 

[the-dot]

pinned post bc i just realized i never made one of these

hi! i'm dot. this is my main blog, although i generally just lurk around tumblr these days. you've probably found me through one of the following:

@dotmander - gw2 blog (mostly inactive)

@dotty-arts - art blog (mostly inactive except for commission messaging)

@pantsless-glowboy-stan - dragonfable blog (mostly inactive)

@damarcore - damar series blog (inactive)

currently, the only non-tumblr place i can be found is dotventures on bluesky. this may change! probably if this hellsite dies i'll just go offline forever.

[paramina-fr]

[shit-talk-turner]

Does anyone happen to know where in LA the photo was taken? You can't tell from the photo😅 // apparently glowboy forgot how to use a comb to comb his beautiful hair and the wind was very strong LOL they ate tacos and well the cup of coffee from starbucks in alex's hand must mean something would he have a pumpkin drink?👀

that’s a whole lot of fiction pulled from thin air there, anon lol

[secret-xanta]

and that’s a wrap for Secret Xanta 2024! once again thank you to everyone who participated - @thesilverseekerao3 @theloverofdragons @asylumdream @pantsless-glowboy-stan @shimishtar @7yd1a @thatvampireenthusiast @high-voltage-rat @uooj601 @arcane-antler - you all get slightly singed cookies from xanta claus

happy frostval and see you all next year! :D